I can’t curse
On my own FUCKING THREAD
ARE YOU TRYING TO FORCE YOUR THREAD INTO ATHEISM, HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S NOT SECRETLY CHRISTIAN AND YOU JUST OFFENDED IT
MY THREAD IS AETHIST BECAUSE I AM AETHIST
IT IS NOT A CHILD
IT IS A THING
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO CURSE HERE BECAUSE IT’S A THREAD FLR HOGH SCHOoLERS AND COLLEGE STUDENTS WHAT THE HELL AE YOU EXPECTING
I WAS EXPECTING TO MAKE ONE OF MY ICONIC GOOD, CHRISTIAN SERVER JOKES AND NOT HAVE IT TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE THREAD, I GUESS THAT'S A LOT TO EXPECT THOUGH
Well too bad not in my lobby
It's a SERVER, not a LOBBY. Get it right, you pancaking pancake of a pancake
okay read my lips
I DON’T FUCKING CARE
Read my lips
if you're allowed to curse, I can make a good, Christian server joke when you do. Why the pancaking pancake are we still arguing over this
You’re the one who insists on keeping it up.
I don’t care about Christianity
Just keep it out of my goddamn face
I’m really sick and tired of it.
You’re the one who insists on keeping it up.
I don’t care about Christianity
Just keep it out of my goddamn face
I’m really sick and tired of it.
Okay then. I'll stop.
I don't care about cursing and I'm sick and tired of hearing it, so look. We're both pissing each other off in stupid ways. You can hate me if you want but I'm allowed to have a dumb sense of humor, and you're allowed to curse. Can we just leave it at that? Geez…
How about we get this thread back on topic (even though technically our argument could count as things high school/middle schoolers said because I am smol) with the fact that my best friend went out of her way to wish me a "Happy SINGLES awareness day" and then lightly roast me over my new haircut… We do this all the time and it's lost all ability to be offensive at this point because we just call each other short constantly
Drama Teacher: So, we could have Milky White be a fake cow, or a real person dressed as a cow. That would be a bit awkward, though, because someone would have to milk it.
Everyone: Makes eye contact with the guy playing Jack
'Jack': Awkward moment of realization
'Jack': Oh hell no.
'Granny': Could I be the cow?
Drama Teacher: You're the only one weird enough to play the cow.
Several Songs Later
'Witch': You have to milk the cow!
'Granny': LOOK AT ME! MAKE EYE CONTACT!
Some random senior: pulls a skateboard out of his backpack and hops on it
A nearby friend: starts playing Sk8er Boi on phone on full volume
Some random senior: starts skating down the hallway
Gayboi1: Hey look, my face! I look like a drug dealer!
Gayboi2: Laughs and puts a hand on Gayboi1’s cheek you look beautiful.
Gayboi1: Dude, no homo.
Gayboi2: WHHHYYYYY
Me: In thoughts: I was just going to get my sketch book… I didn’t want this no homo bull shit…
Teacher: Fill this out with what Stalin and the peasants were thinking.
Me: fills out peasant speech bubble with "I'm dying!" and Stalin's with "Then perish"
There was also a kid who filled out "Fuck you" for the peasants and "At least take me out to dinner first" for Stalin
My little sister (not the baby) is screaming "MY LEGS ARE BROKEN" in a really bad Italian accent… I'm not even going to try and understand her
My little sister (not the baby) is screaming "MY LEGS ARE BROKEN" in a really bad Italian accent… I'm not even going to try and understand her
UPDATE: She's now screaming "DOC MC STUFFINS IS DEAD" in the same accent… I think she might be possessed or something
My little sister (not the baby) is screaming "MY LEGS ARE BROKEN" in a really bad Italian accent… I'm not even going to try and understand her
UPDATE: She's now screaming "DOC MC STUFFINS IS DEAD" in the same accent… I think she might be possessed or something
Don't you know? DoC mC sTuFfInS wIlL fOrEvEr LiVe.
So, I offered to help with a musical (Newsies, if you must know) and I was in charge of make-up, props, costumes, etc. I was also helping the cast get warmed up every morning. One day, some of them were bitching about how it was too early and shit… So I calmly stood up from where I was drinking my smoothie, walked over to the piano. Hit some keys and screeched. "I NEED A RAISE AND A PROMOTION!" Which was a reference to Newsies, a way to get them to stop bitching, and a way to make myself a meme.
FRICK I SEE NEWSIES YOU CALLED???
I also did something along that line for a few other things I was helping with for service hours.
(These are all from the same kid. They're not vegan.)
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Kid: I'M VEGAN! YEET Yeets jerky box across the room before sticking a piece of jerky in their mouth, turning around, and promptly tripping on their face running out the door
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Kid: Well I'm sorry that I'm vegan, the lights hurt the animals!
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Me: Holds up fake feather
Kid: NO NEED TO GET VIOLENT.
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A kid in the band room laid down on the floor and fantasized about accordions for a while
So, I offered to help with a musical (Newsies, if you must know) and I was in charge of make-up, props, costumes, etc. I was also helping the cast get warmed up every morning. One day, some of them were bitching about how it was too early and shit… So I calmly stood up from where I was drinking my smoothie, walked over to the piano. Hit some keys and screeched. "I NEED A RAISE AND A PROMOTION!" Which was a reference to Newsies, a way to get them to stop bitching, and a way to make myself a meme.
cough @TheMezzoSystem cough
Someone in Engineering just said this about their robotic arm:
"If this doesn't work I'm going to stab myself with a screwdriver."
Two Varsity football players
"There is literally no reason you should be scared of her. You're like 6'4 and shes shorter than the basketball wrack."
"THATS THE FKING POINT"
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