Friend: I haven't even read Hamlet but I know that Hamlet is gay.
Me: I've read Hamlet and I can confirm he ain't straight.

"I got a 69 on the pacer, yeet!"
"Get a 420 next time."

"I got a 69 on the pacer, yeet!"
"Get a 420 next time."

That reminds me
"Dude are you serious? We have to do the pacer today?"
My one athletic friend "Yeah I hate it."
me and the first kid: looks at athletic friend "You get a 90 on average shut the hell up."

me and the first kid: looks at athletic friend "You get a 90 on average shut the hell up."

wh
what
how????

that's a stale pikachu

"You remind me of a fuzzy grizley bear"

"Be your own bitch, bitch."

“You’re like the brother I always wanted.”
“Don’t you have a brother?”
“Yeah, but I don’t want him.”

“You’re like the brother I always wanted.”
“Don’t you have a brother?”
“Yeah, but I don’t want him.”

I probably shouldn't say this, BUT THAT IS MORE THAN JUST A MOOD, THAT IS THE BIGGEST OF MOODS

“You’re like the brother I always wanted.”
“Don’t you have a brother?”
“Yeah, but I don’t want him.”

I probably shouldn't say this, BUT THAT IS MORE THAN JUST A MOOD, THAT IS THE BIGGEST OF MOODS

I probably shouldn't say this, BUT I AGREE WITH YOU x100!

"MOVE OUT OF THE WAY YOU CRANBERRY FUCKNUTS OR ELSE YOU GET HIT BY AN INSTRUMENT"
-A band kid from my class

Oh gosh, my baby sister is just…

Emma (my baby sister): Scootching around the floor on her stomach I'm a whale!
My older sister: What does a whale say?
Emma: …
Emma: …
Emma: …
Emma: screaming at the top of her lungs

WHALE

Update: She also likes to accidentally roast me

Me: Hey Emma! Who am I?
Emma: You're a big whale!
Me: No, I'm Ella…
Emma: WHALE! WHALE! WHALE! WHALE!
Me: …
Emma: MOMMY, ELLA'S A WHALE!

(Don’t care if it isn’t from high schoolers, it’s a teachers it still counts)
Teacher: I know that he loves you so much that every second of the class he needs to talk to you, but pull it together alright?
Me: shipping intensifies
Guy 1: What do you mean? I’m not gay!
Teacher: sure, then that’s why you never communicate with any girls and talk with only him, sometimes get a red face and yeah, you really think I can’t tell?
Guy 2: Well can we work in pairs?
Teacher: sighs just don’t make out, okay?

(Don’t care if it isn’t from high schoolers, it’s a teachers it still counts)
Teacher: I know that he loves you so much that every second of the class he needs to talk to you, but pull it together alright?
Me: shipping intensifies
Guy 1: What do you mean? I’m not gay!
Teacher: sure, then that’s why you never communicate with any girls and talk with only him, sometimes get a red face and yeah, you really think I can’t tell?
Guy 2: Well can we work in pairs?
Teacher: sighs just don’t make out, okay?

oml

"I don't get paid enough to care."
~My amazing band director

Ugh I really need to write down what my band director says

Bc she says some pretty crazy shit

Ugh I really need to write down what my band director says

Bc she says some pretty crazy dhit

OH THANK GOODNESS SPELLING ERRORS, I almost had to make a good, Christian server joke

I can’t curse

On my own FUCKING THREAD

Alxo I changed it

Haha

I can’t curse

On my own FUCKING THREAD

ARE YOU TRYING TO FORCE YOUR THREAD INTO ATHEISM, HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S NOT SECRETLY CHRISTIAN AND YOU JUST OFFENDED IT

…I need to find a better sense of humor

I can’t curse

On my own FUCKING THREAD

ARE YOU TRYING TO FORCE YOUR THREAD INTO ATHEISM, HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S NOT SECRETLY CHRISTIAN AND YOU JUST OFFENDED IT

MY THREAD IS AETHIST BECAUSE I AM AETHIST

IT IS NOT A CHILD

IT IS A THING

YOU ARE ALLOWED TO CURSE HERE BECAUSE IT’S A THREAD FLR HOGH SCHOoLERS AND COLLEGE STUDENTS WHAT THE HELL AE YOU EXPECTING

I can’t curse

On my own FUCKING THREAD

ARE YOU TRYING TO FORCE YOUR THREAD INTO ATHEISM, HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S NOT SECRETLY CHRISTIAN AND YOU JUST OFFENDED IT

MY THREAD IS AETHIST BECAUSE I AM AETHIST

IT IS NOT A CHILD

IT IS A THING

YOU ARE ALLOWED TO CURSE HERE BECAUSE IT’S A THREAD FLR HOGH SCHOoLERS AND COLLEGE STUDENTS WHAT THE HELL AE YOU EXPECTING

I WAS EXPECTING TO MAKE ONE OF MY ICONIC GOOD, CHRISTIAN SERVER JOKES AND NOT HAVE IT TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE THREAD, I GUESS THAT'S A LOT TO EXPECT THOUGH

I can’t curse

On my own FUCKING THREAD

ARE YOU TRYING TO FORCE YOUR THREAD INTO ATHEISM, HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S NOT SECRETLY CHRISTIAN AND YOU JUST OFFENDED IT

MY THREAD IS AETHIST BECAUSE I AM AETHIST

IT IS NOT A CHILD

IT IS A THING

YOU ARE ALLOWED TO CURSE HERE BECAUSE IT’S A THREAD FLR HOGH SCHOoLERS AND COLLEGE STUDENTS WHAT THE HELL AE YOU EXPECTING

I WAS EXPECTING TO MAKE ONE OF MY ICONIC GOOD, CHRISTIAN SERVER JOKES AND NOT HAVE IT TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE THREAD, I GUESS THAT'S A LOT TO EXPECT THOUGH

Well too bad not in my lobby

I can’t curse

On my own FUCKING THREAD

ARE YOU TRYING TO FORCE YOUR THREAD INTO ATHEISM, HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S NOT SECRETLY CHRISTIAN AND YOU JUST OFFENDED IT

MY THREAD IS AETHIST BECAUSE I AM AETHIST

IT IS NOT A CHILD

IT IS A THING

YOU ARE ALLOWED TO CURSE HERE BECAUSE IT’S A THREAD FLR HOGH SCHOoLERS AND COLLEGE STUDENTS WHAT THE HELL AE YOU EXPECTING

I WAS EXPECTING TO MAKE ONE OF MY ICONIC GOOD, CHRISTIAN SERVER JOKES AND NOT HAVE IT TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE THREAD, I GUESS THAT'S A LOT TO EXPECT THOUGH

Well too bad not in my lobby

It's a SERVER, not a LOBBY. Get it right, you pancaking pancake of a pancake