“nO NOT THE HOTDOGS! I WAS HUNGRY!

Someone: Bangs on the glockenspiel
Someone else: Starts adding onto it
Everyone else: Starts playing it and singing never gonna give you up

chick-chick-chicken

YOUR MOM

We have a guy in my jazz band named Wes-pacito because that's one of the few songs he plays on the vibraphone, and it drives everyone nuts. He knows that one, Crab Rave, the Jeopardy theme, and a few others that I can't remember the names of.

“OOOH, DEATH!!”
(And even better our teacher walked in when my friend said that) (it was indoor recess though, not class)

“They did surgery on a bee. It was laser eye removal.”

“I created a new child last night.” -me, talking about a new OC and not fully realizing what I was saying

“WHATS UP GINGER” -me again, to all of my friends who are not gingers

Me: Next week in art I get to do Alex (Fierro)’s favorite hobby.
Friend: Decaptitation?
Me: ….No, pottery.

Me: Next week in art I get to do Alex (Fierro)’s favorite hobby.
Friend: Decaptitation?
Me: ….No, pottery.

um yes

Okay so I haven't posted here for awhile but I gotta share an after school moment with my sibling:
Sibling- "No one wants these?"
Me- "…No."
Sibling- Slams fists down on jelly donuts
Me- Looks at jelly sibling got everywhere"Well… Now it looks like you murdered someone."

y would u not want the donuts tho

Eh, no one in my family really likes jelly filling so those were really the only ones we threw out. They got ruined on the drive anyway, but believe me when I say I questioned the logic of them bringing home something none of us liked.

"Vodka Chords" - Me 2019

"Nope, just a cheeto"

"Vodka Chords" - Me 2019

Spoiler - click to show.

Context: We were talking about what instruments we play and I misspoke while trying to say vocal chords

Ok but to me “Vodka chords” sounds like a slang term for writing country music

"Vodka Chords" - Me 2019

Spoiler - click to show.

Context: We were talking about what instruments we play and I misspoke while trying to say vocal chords

Ok but to me “Vodka chords” sounds like a slang term for writing country music

haha yes

“wHO TOOK MY SONIC 06’ FANFICITON!
NOTHINGS MORE COOL THEN BEING HUGGED BY SOMEONE YOU LIKE, BUT IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TOUCH YOU OR IN A WAY THAT MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE THATS NOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD.”

had you in my goat pocket where i keep my rebel ned? you know that's not the lyrics right?

"Leo looks like he'd try to sell you drugs and then touch you without consent."

“I created a new child last night.” -me, talking about a new OC and not fully realizing what I was saying

ooooof

"Don't bring the batteries near the soldering stations."
"Sooo who wants to solder a battery?"
This was cuz a few months ago one girl soldered a battery and blew it up and it's basically a meme now

oof

"what does my hair smell like?"
"disappointment"

crowd cheering sound effect IS THAT A COLLIE FLOWER?!

"Is that priest wearing cowboy boots, or am I just delusional?"

"Desean, you're going to go into a dill induced coma!"
(Dill, like the spice)