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"On a scale of 1 to Hell, how hot is it today?"
"Yes."

Give me context!

@Wry_Wyvern

"On a scale of 1 to Hell, how hot is it today?"
"Yes."

Give me context!

There's not that much context; it was the last day of band camp and everyone was sick of the heat. (However, this exchange started many similar jokes that continued throughout the season, although you'd have to go to my school to understand most of them so I can't really put the more recent ones.)

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"On a scale of 1 to Hell, how hot is it today?"
"Yes."

Give me context!

There's not that much context; it was the last day of band camp and everyone was sick of the heat. (However, this exchange started many similar jokes that continued throughout the season, although you'd have to go to my school to understand most of them so I can't really put the more recent ones.)

That’s what I thought, actually.

sigh

Band Camp was rough this year.

@CW-BornConfuzzledLeftILoveYa

Yaat in the Hat

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Me and my friend were debating (not on here) about the past tense of yeet (anyone remember that?) and we said, "yeeted", and I said, "Some of my friends said 'yaat', and it sounds like you're throwing up. 'I yaat in the vat'". She said, "Yaat in the Hat". There is no doubt in my mind that this chick is brilliant.

@Kanaroli group

"PATRICIA!!!!!!!!!!!! Honey can you keep it down please I'm trying to talk to Libby" The kids in my school are vine quoters, meme quoters, and memers

@HighPockets group

Playing a game
Kid 1: Name a body part! Quick!
Kid 2: Uhhhhhh…..leukimia?

Kid 3: I SHOULD BE HIGH RIGHT NOW!

Teacher: So Romeo asks the nurse to give Juliet a rope ladder so they can-
Kid: Get laid.
Teacher: They are going to hold hands
Me: thinking of the TLJ scene with Kylo and Rey touching hands
Me: Holds my hand out to a fellow Star Wars nerd
Kid 2: I'm not gay?

Me: Fantastic Beasts 2 was amazing, I've never loved a movie more in my life!
Friend: Ha! My friend said that it sucked!
Me: Tell him to meet me behind Wendy's at 3 am!

@CharBar

"So you see this cell is a special kind of stupid, so it splits itself in half like a mother trucker and gives the host cancer"
-kid doing presentation about cancer cells

@CharBar

from the back of the class whilst our crackhead math teacher is yelling at a kid for talking during her lesson
Can I get a waffle?
cAn I pLeAsE gEt A wAfFLe?

@Relsey-TheElder

Some random kid: "…This land is my land this land is your land..
Friend interrupts: "Honestly we're in so much debt we might as well be China's land.
My History teacher who happens to be walking by: I like that, I'm using that now.

@InstaOnly

(My sibling and I have the same school)
sibling- "I swallowed gum! I'M GONNA DIE!"
Me- "You don't die from swallowing one piece of gum."
Sibling- "I need to lay down. I can already feel it killing me!"
Me- "You're not going to di-"
Sibling-"I'm dyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnngggggggg!"
Me- "Dude, you don't-"
Sibling- "I'M TEXTING MOM TO START PLANNING A FUNERAL!"
Me- "YOU DON'T DIE IF YOU SWALLOW GUM."
Sibling- "In my will I leave you this corn dog." (They had a corn dog with them)
Me- "…"
Sibling- "…"
Sibling- "I swallowed it whole! I'M DYING!"

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"Yo, Mrs. insert name here! Can I have the rest of your hot pocket?!"
Teacher: "Sure"

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“Drugs are my favorite snack.”
“They aren’t a snack you retard, they’re drugs.”
“How comes you can eat them?”
“…”
“YOU ARE THE RETARD!”
“Shit you right! I am the retard!”