forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Me (to strangers): Hello, people!
Them (they were high/middle): Hello!
Me: o_o

Kid 1: Everyone is saying to focus on school, but I say f that! Do what you love!
Kid 2: Jumps up from laying on the ground NO! Do not f that! Do your work!

Me: If eighth grade is a nice life in District Twelve, ninth grade picks you up and chucks you into the Quarter Quell. The one with double the people.
Kid 3: A nice life……in District Twelve…..

Student: Does silent tears count as something quiet to do after the test?
Teacher: Yes??
The student did start crying after they turned in their test.

"Fish tiddies."
"Wha-"
"Fish. Tiddies."

Person 1 "I have a passive aggressive camel in my story"
Person 2- "I am a passive aggressive camel."

"Crick Crack, there goes my back."

"if you haven't seen bill nye you're dead to me"
"but-"
" I don't care that you're german. you are dead to me."

"Nook, dont drip your Cheetos juice on meeee"

"oooh he's hot"
"Mia he's german"
"so?"
"he lives in germany."
"minor roadblock."
(we have german exchange students. lots of fun.)

I needed to hand in food money for Tech Week coming up.
"Ooh, is that the bribe money for me?"
"You know it!"
peron nearby "Wait, what?!"
"How else do you think I pass this class?"

Did I talk about trying to explain Chef Boyardee to an Italian exchange student? Because that was probably the funniest thing ever. He was so appalled when my classmates described it as simply “canned Italian food”

And the boy cried against the tree, complaining to the tree, his one and only, about how he longed for a game of hopscotch.

"SWIMMING IS NOT A SPORT!"
"NO, IT IS!"
"STOP FLEXING BRO!"
~everyone during my Geometry class at one point

"SWIMMING IS NOT A SPORT!"
"NO, IT IS!"
"STOP FLEXING BRO!"
~everyone during my Geometry class at one point

why is geometry always the class where weird stuff happens

Oops, my tits separated from my body again.
-My gender fluid friend

Me and Lex (i think) roleplaying

Frisk: HOW CAN YOU HOLD AN ENTIRE BAR OF CHOCOLATE AND NOT A FRICKIN FORK!?!??!?
Chara: Chocolate is universal.
Frisk: facepalm

That was us! Hehehehhehee chocolate is universal.

so are forks

Indeed

Forks are constant

:P

"SWIMMING IS NOT A SPORT!"
"NO, IT IS!"
"STOP FLEXING BRO!"
~everyone during my Geometry class at one point

why is geometry always the class where weird stuff happens

the room where it happens

"SWIMMING IS NOT A SPORT!"
"NO, IT IS!"
"STOP FLEXING BRO!"
~everyone during my Geometry class at one point

why is geometry always the class where weird stuff happens

the room where it happens

yessssss

swim IS. A SPORT

"SWIMMING IS NOT A SPORT!"
"NO, IT IS!"
"STOP FLEXING BRO!"
~everyone during my Geometry class at one point

why is geometry always the class where weird stuff happens

the room where it happens

i love you