forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@Wry_Wyvern

"Do you think I would be a good drum major?"
"On a scale of 'meh' to 'I think the fuck not,' you score a solid 'oh lord; has it come to this?'"

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"Do you think I would be a good drum major?"
"On a scale of 'meh' to 'I think the fuck not,' you score a solid 'oh lord; has it come to this?'"

THIS

@basil_

Me and my friend after seeing west side story at a high school.

Me: set's hand dramatically on the stage and flips hair, staring at an actor "Look kate, it's..Riff"

@oh my god my cat is purring really loud in my ear

7th grade
My Friend on the first day of school to the IMSA teachers: Can we sacrifice goats to santa?
My other friend: Oh yeah! We do need something to sacrifice this year!

6th grade:
After reading a story about a boy who saved his pet pigion from being thown into a fire as a sacrifice
Entire class: Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
English Teacher: sigh

7th grade
First day in our english class
Class: talking about books and stuff
6th grade English teacher walking by in the hall way: Wait a couple months before scarificing any birds this year please.
New english teacher: What?

First couple weeks of highschool this year
Bio teacher: And if you look on my desk, you can see a jar where I keep my last years class's tears.
Class president: Can I just drop out and Not do this? Please?

Play Practice
Me: falls while dancing to africa by toto and procides to have brused my entire knee for a week
Me: AnDreA I tHinK I ScrApEd My KneE

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"Let me die in peace and quiet and harm- HOLY SHIT IS THAT A BUG!"

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I have a bunch more bug ones, I hate bugs and have been put into a lot of things

@Becfromthedead group

Hey, do y'all mind if I occasionally quote college students? Because they're like high schoolers without their parents around to tell them they're being idiots. It's wonderful.

@Becfromthedead group

Oh, I've got one. So at my school, we have a coffee and tea club, and we started calling the phone numbers on the backs of tea boxes.
One conversation:
A (club president)- Hi, I was just calling to ask about how your tea supports a healthy lifestyle?
Guy on the other end of the line (we'll call him B)- Uhhh?
A- Yeah, on the back of the box, it says, "call us for more information on how our tea supports a healthy lifestyle. You don't get people calling about that?
B- This is the first time.
(After a few minutes, and it being obvious that B had gone to google stuff)
B- (I don't remember it all, but…) It's got antioxidants (this man also struggles to say antioxidants)
There's a bit more, but that was the highlight.
2.
A- Hi, we were calling to give you feedback on your tea. We're part of a club, and some of the members have questions too. Would you be willing to answer them?
B- Sure.
M(another member of the club)- Hey, so how does your tea get its red color?
B- Um… uh…
A- It's okay, you don't have to explain it if you don't want to. By the way, your tea is great (goes on to compliment the tea and the company a little more in depth.)
AND THE CLUB ENDED UP WITH COUPONS!!!
I had to leave after the second call, but oml… I love these people so much.

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Me- Another day of pain and misery!
My friend- Do you mean life or school?
Me- What if I told you it was both?
Friend- Then I would go the fuck back to bed.

Here's another one:
Drama Club president- We are gathered here today because someone wouldn't shut up when the teacher was speaking.
The rest of the club- Without a moment of pause Ethan?
President- Ethan

@HighPockets group

Instructor: If anyone makes a dab joke applying makeup, I swear to God I will kick you out!
The nicest and most innocent in the play: What's a dab joke? Is it like (he dabs) THIS?