forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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i owe my friend jack five dollars cause he wrote yeet on his forehead and kept it on for five periods

XD sounds something i would do

"It's a yeet yotes yeet world."

"I DID MY EDUCATION! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN PUBLIC SCHOOL!"

AYYYY My senior quote was that Sirius Black quote for the same reason!

But that's fair. School is just jail for 12 years.

But that's fair. School is just jail for 12 years.

YAASSS

And it sucks the happiness out like dementors do, but 'wellness policies' keep us from getting the chocolate to help…..

My friend got in trouble in class for saying "I'm gonna choke myself with a fidget cube"

"Ra ra ree, kick 'em in the knee, ra ra rass, kick 'em in the other knee"

Well played.

Me and my friend were playing LEGO…
(slight racisim? Idk anymore…)

Black girl (in stupid voice,at spa): cAN YOU MAKE ME WHITE?
Spa Lady: Um…sure…why?
Black girl: bECAUSE SO I CAN TRY ON THE CLOTHES

(it was the LEGO friends mall and all of the manniquins were caucasion)

(still me and my friend playing LEGO)

Girl who is white and also super hot: Hello…
Julian (lego dude): Will u marry me?
GWIWAASH: frick yeah

It started with a hospital surgeon going to the mall…it ended with her changing ethnicities and getting married.

"I once got into an argument about a Poptart that was still edible because 'Dad, it's not July yet.' It was August."

my brother: is wearing a top hat
some other guy: is also wearing a top hat
some other guy: finger guns @ my brother

(no words were said but it was great)

My friend: walks downstairs with a cluster of grapes
Me: "Lay on the couch like an old Roman dude"
Friend: lays down suggestively "Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack!"

These two guys walk by. One is dressed as Santa and wearing short shorts. The other is dressed as Jesus.
My whole bus: "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!"

Friend: "Can I borrow your pen?"
Me: Imitates cat hissing

My friend: Bye! Love you!
Friend's little brother (thinking we're gay or something): EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

My choir friends after seeing the Santa and Jesus mentioned above: "HE WEARS SHORT SHORTS I WEAR LONG ROBES HE'S AN OLD FAT GUY AND I'M GOD'S SON!"

"7 'short' answer questions and one two-page essay later, and I can no longer feel my right hand."
-Girl in my English class

senior wears a sign reading: "November 1st" (the early-admission application submissions deadline). He won the unofficial scariest costume contest

"Okay but the first bridge of Spooky Scary Skeletons is such a mood."
-Random kid in the hall (she's not wrong)

"Do you have any food?"
"No."
"You're uSELESS."
-An exchange between two of my friends

"7 'short' answer questions and one two-page essay later, and I can no longer feel my right hand."

MEEE!

About trump. Sung: "He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed."

Some kid: plays- no, shrieks- Allstar on the soprano recorder
Another kid: "THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU"

"I can't believe the president cost $40."
-A person in my English class concerning a costume