forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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So these boys over at the other table were being annoying, and when one of them said, "_____, my love," in a sarcastic way, I just kind of snapped and said the above quote, haha.
Then I walked away like a damn queen
and i may or may not have strategically timed it right as the bell rang whoops

StevenPaul640

Quiz Bowl Modorator: Who invented the sewing machine?
Guy next to me:(buzzes)Uh…uh…uh…Betty Crocker!

For the record, I knew then that the answer was Elias Howe

@CW-BornConfuzzledLeftILoveYa

Me (trying to get friends' attention): I played Spin the Bottle…
Friend: WTH
Me: Like, you spin a bottle and kiss..
Friend: comes over HEY KAYLA (other friend) COME HEAR ABOUT **'S FIRST KISS!
Me: It was the youth group version…
Friend: O.

@InstaOnly

Me (trying to get friends' attention): I played Spin the Bottle…
Friend: WTH
Me: Like, you spin a bottle and kiss..
Friend: comes over HEY KAYLA (other friend) COME HEAR ABOUT **'S FIRST KISS!
Me: It was the youth group version…
Friend: O.

Lol that sounds like two of my friends before they moved. We were playing Never Have I Ever and they both sorta freaked out when they found out I haven't had my first kiss yet. Truth is I don't really care for a relationship right now but if I ever even mentioned a game that could turn that way they start asking anyways. XD

@HighPockets group

Friend 1: Do you recommend the alcohol markers?
Friend 2: Yeah, they're really good!
Me: crappy Haymitch Abernathy impression Stay alive, sweetheart!

@Overdoneyanoveltropeyesplease

P1: “What’s our safe word?”
P2: “Waffles.”

P1: “That was a girthy exam.”

P1: “How many characters can I kill off before some eggs my house?”

P1: “What if there was a brother brothel called the Brothel Brothers’ Brother Brothel?”
P2: “You can stop now.”

P1: “In medieval times, can I be the plague?”
P2: “No.”
P1: “Then can I be not a woman?”
P2: “Of course.”

Deleted user

"Every time i t-pose i expect to be punched in the gut."
"SHUTTUP MARK YOU TRIPPED SIX TIMES!"
"L A M P"

@Kanaroli group

Me=A
Kid=K
Kids Friend:F

K:I will cut your eye with a piece of paper!
F:Dude you're over reacting because I beat you in Kahoot
A:Tf is wrong with my school…

Deleted user

Me- Did you know that if you pour out nerds in a circle and place a pink candle in the middle you summon a nerd.
My friend- What type of nerd? The candy or me?
Me- Thinking for a second A terrifying mix of both.

@RainClouds_Itachi_

"I'm losing my marbles! . . . literally." rolls marble on table
loudly whispering "sorry for disrupting you guys!"
"if anyone asks if I'm ok say no, I'm slowly going insane"
"I have a test, but I'm good at science so I'll be ok."
"wanna see a magic trick?" puts pizza pop in trench coat pocket, then takes it out of the other one
"do you like my hat? thanks, I made it!"
sees principal scolding kids in the fenced off smokers pit "please do not feed the wild high school students"
"Lucas my child!"
"which principal was he?" "uhh, he's… Thor! that principal." (yea, we actually have a principal named 'Thor')

Deleted user

Entire class during lunch- Headbanging in unison to uptown funk
My Friend- Walks in and looks around No. Walks out

@CW-BornConfuzzledLeftILoveYa

Me: I saw ***** Stoltsfish at (place)!
Friend: You mean (insert proper spelling here)
Me (making Psych reference): I've heard it both ways. :)
Friend: Well, hers is (proper spelling)
Me; HOW DARE YOU DOWNGRADE MY REFERENCE!