forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
Started by Deleted user
tune
Edit topic

people_alt 192 followers

@HighPockets group

During active shooter drill
Kid from my class: Fortnite dances towards where I thought the 'shooter' was
My friend, running with me towards where the 'shooter' actually was: THAT'S HOW NATURAL SELECTION WORKS!

@ravens

ok so this weekend ruby and i went to Thunder (a middle school retreat in WA) and everyone was really tired and yesterday we were sitting on the window ledge and she just falls off of it onto the floor and lays there
someone walked by and said "did you forget to sleep last night?"

@Wry_Wyvern

"Wow I have so much energy; who needs sleep??"
-Percussionist early in the morning after having slept for 1 hour in the past day and a half

"I'm exhausted; existence is pain; please kill me."
-Same person an hour later

And honestly, big mood.

@gracehustle

"now i'm going to walk everywhere with a giant rubber dome on my head…"
a kid in my science class after talking about lightning

@Yamatsu

"Slinky, much like the toy, doesn't do much, but he does bring a smile to your face when you push him down the stairs."
-Me, when talking about a kid in my Forensics class with the nickname "Slinky."

@Sugar-Lover

“THE POISON IS FOR SUICIDE NOT HOMICIDE!”
“SUICIDE!? THATS BAD!”
“Really a fake suicide. I just take some chocolate and go 'all better now.’”
-My drama club when we’re told to do over the top and end up screaming at each other

@HighPockets group

"How did you just do that?!?!?"
-Everyone in my drama club when the actor playing Demetrius in Midsummer Night's Dream managed to get his shoe stuck on a basketball backboard.

@Becfromthedead group

One of my friends was at the lunch table showing my other friend (who is bi) a snapchat of some of the boys in our grade doing something stupid. She looks up and says, "Well, I'm a lesbian now."

Deleted user

One of my friends was at the lunch table showing my other friend (who is bi) a snapchat of some of the boys in our grade doing something stupid. She looks up and says, "Well, I'm a lesbian now."

mEEEEE

@ShadeStar

One of my friends was at the lunch table showing my other friend (who is bi) a snapchat of some of the boys in our grade doing something stupid. She looks up and says, "Well, I'm a lesbian now."

Meee, but aro. I ain't touching them.

@InstaOnly

Friend sits down at lunch table
"Water we doing?" Takes a sip of water
silence
Other friend throws a piece of lettuce from her sandwich at his face "That was pathetic."

Wow. Didn't realize how long it's been since I chatted here lol. Anyways… THIS IS LEGIT ME WHENEVER I MAKE A PUN. I still love puns though…

Deleted user

(I've only been around high schoolers for about half a week in my whole life, and let me tell you, they were the most dirty minded people I have ever met. They talked aloootttt when it came to anything related to "romance". So I really want to tell you what I heard, but it's not appropriate to write down …)

@InstaOnly

(Oof. People in my middle school made inappropriate references all the time before I switched. My friends decided to take it upon themselves to try and shield me from it when they realized I didn't get the meaning of things half the time lol. Even then I still ended up knowing some stuff because there's people like that in every class. If a class ever got to use the tablets there would be disgusting search histories on them too, though my friends and I never dared even look at the terms if we didn't have to go back to a certain site. All in all most of the weirdness I post here is from artists I'm friends with rather than my old school halls.)