forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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relating to the above,
"i think i'm high on something. probably lack of sleep."
and ironically at a different time,
"how many all-nighters have you pulled in a row now?"
"three."

"Where is he?"
"Getting high on Island Margarita hand sanitizer." My teammates about a….certain member of the team.

"Let's play a game called 'How many sketchy fireworks shops can you find?" Me to my friends driving back from TN.

"It's reliable cuz it's shady!!" to the tune of A Winter's Ball Me

oh my god that reminds me,
"what are you doing?"
"sniffing the sharpie"
"why?"
"cuz it helps me get high"
:enter like four other people, all curious and wanting to try
:soon there are like 6 people just sitting in the corner of the classroom sniffing the tops of sharpies

So, we were playing Christian spin the bottle at a retreat, and you just say, “Honey, if u lov me will u pls pls smile” and the other human replied “honey I luv u but I just cant smile” and they dont smile.

So, the kid who spun the bottle, it landed on some other dude, and the spinner was kinda uncomfortable, and he thought it was awkward, and the youngest kid at the retreat (in 6th grade) said (with the utmost real seriousness, not as a joke), “Don’t worry-this doesn’t make you gay.”

Hoo boi

Um, so in chemistry class last year, we all kind of hated our teacher and we were miserable all year, and to my lab partners, I would constantly threaten to drink the chemicals to end my suffering (only to my good friends who knew I wasn't serious lol).
So one day during lab, I was in a group with 3 other girls- let's call them M, S, and A.
Me: sees a beaker full of a clear liquid sitting on the counter and picks it up. That's it! I'm gonna drink it!
S: Oh, come on. You can't drink that, it's probably hydrochloric acid or something!
A: laughing quietly
Me: Hey, M! You filled this beaker! What's in it?
M: It's just water. I haven't poured the acid solution yet.
Me: See? I would've been fine!
Idk if anyone else finds it funny, but tbh in the moment, we all lost it.

I glance around

ya it was water bro

" when life gets you down, you need to find yourself a girl! AND MAKE SOUP!" -My friend hannah

"oWO Cats. But the cats I draw look edgy. ;-;" -Art friend while trying to draw fur
"Oh yEs dem EdGY BoIs. YEEEEEEEETTT!" -Other art friend in a similar conversation
"You mean them fresh MeMes." Does okay sign -Memelord friend
"I swear if you bring tea one more time I'm going to flip my desk." "We already decided to stop arguing about this." -Friend from second quote and me

Conversation that happened while talking about world backstories:
"Starts speaking in riddles about characters"-Me
"Stop talking in riddles, I'm already confused enough."-friend
"I'm bad at riddles, cri."-other friend while doodling
"Replies in riddles"- Me
"I promise I will flip the desk you're on."-Not doodling friend
"Makes riddle about how friend would be flipping the desk their using too."- Me
"THAT'S IT!" *Attempts to flip over desk- Not doodling friend
It ended with us laughing when I kept them from flipping the desk but fell the moment they stopped trying.

"I swear to god these cheese puffs look like they have Jesus's face inscribed into them"
– my (catholic) friend

In a math class, one kid said "I'm Jewish" and another kid decided to semi quote a vine and said "Oh I thought you were lesbian" and the teacher said "wait what" actually walked out of the class for 5 min

"I swear to god these cheese puffs look like they have Jesus's face inscribed into them"
– my (catholic) friend

This quote just made my day. XD

"I swear to god these cheese puffs look like they have Jesus's face inscribed into them"
– my (catholic) friend

This quote just made my day. XD

lol glad that helped

"can I please have a lesbian latte?"
– my friend at starbucks. god knows what she actually meant to say. The barista burst out laughing. It was great.

"Guys its a ball not a fire." -SomeTallGirlAndShe'sCoolButI'mNotFrensWithHer

“Are you always high?” -my best friend
“Maybe. But if I’m always high then that’s my state of normal so would it really be high?” -me

"kate that's gmo salt"
"shutup it's my husband"

"TaKE THAT TO MY ROBLOX SERVER!!" -Some 17 year old wanna be meme lord… that spots already been taken sadly by the Meme Lord, Sans/ Firebrand.

"this is so sad alexa play the fRICKING FLAMINGO SONG"
whole class bursts out singing it

"Is that packer gear?"
"Yes, I'm going to burn it."

sees an octopus
"is that a spider"
"… no"
"it's a deer, right?"
"…."
"what?"
"George that's… okay nvm"

"You CHEESE HEADS."

"So, we should throw it middle-right-ish, but not back, but not like, right there, and a little left-ish."
"So, the middle?"
"No. Like, left-right,mid-ish."

-Me, being team captain so I had to tell them where to throw the ball.

"You CHEESE HEADS."

I'm a cheese head!!!

"HEY EVERYONE IT'S TIM!"
"OH MY GOD IT'S TIM!"
"Yeah…hi I'm Tim."
"TIIIIIIIM!"

“Ohmygod guys he looks like the penguin dance guy!”
The whole class- “OHMYGOD HE DOES!!” “THE PENGUIN DANCE GUY!!”