forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@Wry_Wyvern

"The trumpets sound like depressed fire trucks."
-A trombone

"Why is it that all marches look the same?"
"Because John Philip Sousa is Satan."
-Me and my friend, both salty French horns

"Pro tip: If you're solving a triangle with the angle measures in degrees, make sure your calculator is not in radians."
-Me after a math test

"What's your favorite band piece of all time?"
"Yes."
-Someone who expected me to choose a favorite piece. That's like asking someone to choose a favorite book.

@Sugar-Lover

"How many months are there in a year?" - kid next to me

"There are nine months." - kid two rows over

"No! That's how long a woman is pregnant for!" - kid on the complete opposite side of the room

I'm just going to say these are high school students…

@ShadeStar

"I feel guilty about yelling at you guys for the past few weeks," My band teacher as he gives us donuts.

"Guilt tastes good," a girl in percussion section while eating adonut.

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"The tennors sound like goddamn cats being strangled." - the Sopronnos (wich i am in)

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"NO BITCH, IM A TALKING APPLE!" - my friend when we were doing a skit

@Yamatsu

For context: I was in chorus, and we were talking about concerts. The best way to get to concerts was to not be sick and "to not lick your hands, Brenda." She was apparently licking her hands like a cat, and the Bass next to me asked "But what about feet?"
Me: "So, you suck toes?"
Cue laughter from everyone, especially the teacher.

@PuffPoff

screeching noises And that's how you warm up, fellas
-Me, one of two girls in a nine person choir class

@ninja_violinist

Me and my friend two years ago, in a stress-induced existential stupor, staring at the cracks in the lining of our converse
Me: I guess we just have really curvy feet

@CW-BornConfuzzledLeftILoveYa

(So, this isn't by a middle or a high schooler, but this is my youth pastors wife and shes awesome so)

YP's Wife: I have to go to the bathroom. Does anyone else?
Me and my friend: yeah…

(we spent the time in there talking. I love my YP's wife :)

@Wry_Wyvern

Yeah, school is rough… but the logic of everyone at my school is, if you can't do anything about it, make it into a joke and/or meme.

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"THE WORLD IS FLAT AND AUSTRALIA IS FAKE" – some freshman in the hallway, he chanted this over and over as he walked into a Geography classroom.

@TheHufflepuffThatWatchesAnime

SO….here is an interesting conversation, my friends had:

Ill just call my friends; Jake, Keith, Hannah, and Tanner (also there's me) So, Jake tells everyone else that its national margarita day. Tanner looked over and was like,
"National macarena day?" (that weird dance…idk how to explain it lol) All my friends laugh and correct him. Then Keith somehow brought up the conversation on how to take shots while doing the macarena. I think everyone else was a bit worried cause we got some weird stares as we did the macarena while holding pretend shot glasses ._.

@InstaOnly

"So- Uh, The book I'm presenting is called House of Furries." - Fellow artist trying to say House of Furies (A book based on the Greek Mythology terrors of the underworld)
"I HAVE BEEN FALLING (pause) FOR THIRTY MINUTES!" - Friends shouting a reference to Loki from Thor Ragnarok
"NANI?"- Guy from science shouting with cracked voice, sometimes he sings ocean man afterwards
"oWo. Cotton shep doin' a sad."- Worldbuilding friend talking about characters
" Gasp. BETRAYAL." -Same world building friend before exaggerated fake panic attack
*Exaggerated sniff after hearing a meme reference "Oh yEs. Them good MeMes." -Friends
"How DaRE."- Friends acting offended
"I forgot his profile pic was the dumb Korean commercial"- Group chat
"Apparently one of the students drove up and ordered at Sonic in a furry suit for some joke or dare." "I would totally do that."- group chat

This is just some of the more absurd stuff, and let me tell you. I have a variety of friends in my small group I got this from. Shippers, Anime fans, artists, Pokemon/Undertale/Kirby fan, robotics team, meme lords, that friend that gets everyone to repeat what they're saying, and like I said world builders. One time my friends and I asked a random acquaintance from each class to join a fictional group from one of our worlds, some actually said yes and went through with saying the imaginary pledge to the kingdom. My school was really random before I switched to different one. Once someone even sold a whole watermelon in class.

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"I Want To Die"

"Are you sure that's legal?"
"Whatever man we have Donald Trump."
"Are you sure Donald Trump is legal?"
"…depends on who you ask."

"MATH IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE"
"ME TOO"
"ISN'T IT FOR EVERYONE AND BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, __(Enter smart kid's name here)__, YOU SHUT I KNOW YOU'RE A LITERAL GENIUS YOUR OPINION ISN'T VALID IN THIS CONVERSATION"

"I think we're all a little dead inside."
(Multiple people in unison): "YOU THINK???"/"YOU jUST REALIZED????"

MY HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER: "I know you all probably don't want to be here and just want to go JUUL in the bathrooms or something,"

ALSO THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER: "Ok, those of you who didn't finish the assignment, please go to the library. You can stay there for the rest of the period." AT THE LIBRARY CUZ I WAS THERE "so uh what do you think he was trying to accomplish?" "idk let's start a Kicked Out Club" (now there's a google hangouts chat named Kicked Out Club)

…and I'll post more later