forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Getting high off tick tack dust work very well" - me like 5 min ago

“It’s the case of the Missing Shoelaces.” -Some asshole freshman who was totally mocking my lack of shoelaces because they got stolen.

"I'm going to kill you for dare mentioning SENPAI! HOW COULD SHE LEAVE ME!? Now I'LL NeVEr see Senpai again!" "…" Exaggerated wails of frustration -Real life yandere I knew sulking over her friend/crush moving, I was one of the few that actually knew how to calm her down. She nearly tackled the person that prompted her to say this until I stepped in and had them both apologize.
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I know I have odd friends.

Me, in the highest level history class my school offered, after years upon years of both history classes:
"Mussolini… that's the guy who they called The Grand Shower, right?"
"I guess you could say Tsar Nicholas was rushin' to disaster"
"Boy, the USSR was really stallin' for time here!"

"B** you never listen to me and now you're gonna go to f** jail!" Conversation I overheard in the hallway.

"My soooooooon!!" Me, about Bodhi Rook

"Operap! Bling!" My friends and I

This was something that I overheard when I was in grade 8. For context, the year is 2008, height of the Twilight craze. I'm in gym class and we're playing badminton. There's two girls right next to me who are calling out Twilight characters every time they hit the birdie/shuttlecock/whatever you want to call it, you know, as one does. Then this happens:

Girl 1: *hits the birdie* Carsley!
Girl 2: What??? It's pronounced Car-lyle.
Girl 1: Oh my god actually!?!

I pronounced it that way until I finally saw the movies! XD Me and my sister were both so shocked.

"So, Shrek is an example of an antihero on a 'Heroic Journey' story. Why is that?" My favorite teacher EVER!!
"SHE SAID DO YOU LOVE ME I SAID ONLY PARTLY I ONLY LOVE MY SWAMP AND MY DONKEY!" Boy in my class.
"HE'S SORRY!" Literally everyone else.

"…I smell people." My friend while in TN when we were eating pizza and she panicked bc she heard people in the hallway.

"Next time I hear someone say 'That's so gay' I'm gonna reply 'That's so straight.'" My friend at lunch

"All my friends are gay but I'm not."
"Are you sure?" Discussion I overheard

Last night during a basketball game whenever they would blow the whistle my friend would go “REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”

@"Nobody.Thinks.What.I.Think" oh my god saying "rEEEEEE" is so popular in my school rn and i started that trend lmao
i'm really regretting it rn because every time a minor inconvenience or someone says anything that sounds like a burn, guaranteed you are going to hear at least 4 people scream "rEEEEEEEEEEEEE" at the top of their lungs

😂😂holy shit really

"No nO FiRE!!" my friend to me, like every day.

"As you can tell, I cannot play the piano." Me, during my campaign that crashed and BURRned.

alarm goes off "I hope it's an actual fire, I want to die."
"I cannot breathe through my nose anymore!" "Then die."

“WHO WANTS AN EXTRA LIFE!?”
-some kid running down the hallway with a dodge ball

"I DONT GIVE A FUCK HOW MANY CARROTS YOU HAVE!" - me screaming at I-ready when we had to do it

My two friends and I hiding under some stairs during homecoming. “What would you do if the world was ending?”
My other friend “Fuck Tom Holland.”

@"Nobody.Thinks.What.I.Think" TELL YOUR FRIEND BIG SAME HOLY SHIT

@"Nobody.Thinks.What.I.Think" TELL YOUR FRIEND BIG SAME HOLY SHIT

She’s laughing so hard rn 😂

"Tina, you fat lard, come over here and get some ham."

-Something written on my bunk’s bottom at CRC weekend

"I swear to god Stephanie if you don't eat my goddamn marshmallow I will boil your eyeballs"

• my sugar-intolerant friend after roasting a marshmallow

Friend one: "Is it possible to die of covering your whole arm with sharpie marker"
Teacher: "oh my god go and wash that off right now"
Friend two: "but Miss, it's permanent"
Random kid: "your mom is permanent"

"No you're too young for this scene!" My friend, who's like a few months older than me, covering the TV with a pillow while we were watching Get Smart

"He looks like Oscar from Odd Squad!"
"….And we're talking about kid's shows again." Two of my friends while we were out to eat yesterday and saw a classmate.

"Are you eating cocaine?"- my friend when i saw licking my lips tht were covered in powdered sugar
my response- "No, im snortng it."

one time I ate a bowl of tomato soup with siracha in it at school and then it took until last class for the spiciness to go away.

so story: my friend really likes tomato soup and every lunch everybody gave their soup to her (it came with the grilled cheese the school served) her record is 14 and she almost threw up btw. so one day they were serving the grilled cheese and soup so se was eating it and then all of a sudden says the soup is spicy, so then we come to find out the kid she got it from and so ii grabbed a spoon and (also I cant handle spice too well) tried it and like it was super spicy but it didn't taste bad, so I spent the rest of lunch and recess (for some reason, our principle thought it would be a good idea to give the middle school 8 minutes of recess) trying to finish this spicy af soup in between fanning my mouth and complaining "i want to die!"

“My legs are getting tired.” -my cheer friend sitting upside down on a chair
“That’s why we run laps. So you can hold your feet up in the air while sitting upside down.” -my cheer coach

"I'm high on math." My friend during study hall