forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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“Is that a knife?”
“No it’s a flute, Bill, jeezus.”

"YoU TorE tHe DinOsAuRS HeAD OfF…. HoW COuLd yOu!?"- my cross country team at practice

"oooh helloooo older middle schoolerssssss…" looks at me "And high schoolers"
me being so fucking proud of this random child

"You think I should buy this jacket?"
"No."
Why not??"
"Cause I want it."
"That's not a good reason!!"

Me and my friend shooting a glance at eachother. "Weed?" At the same time.

Me running in front of my friend and running into him. “Skrt skrt!”

Opening a trench coat and motioning to the packets of glitter inside of the pockets. "I go the good shit."

Senior Girl: *is buying something from a vending machine in my latin classroom
My Latin Teacher: You can't do that.
Senior Girl: To late!
Senior Girl: *panics and runs away as fast as possible, crashing into walls on her way out

"Get your shoe off my head!"
"No."
"That's it, I'm calling the weed."

"It tis I, The smash goblin." Shimmies under desk and stays there for 20 minutes

"I have never done a marijuana"

"I respect that, but f*ck you."

"So the swim team is having a little party. Were gonna drink too many Capri Sun's, play some Roblox, and break some stuff."

“Don’t be a virgin!”

-Band, right now

my two friends who have high pitched crazy laughs: laughing back and forth
me: does the sign for warding off evil while walking away from them

"JOIN OUR ROBLOX GROUP!"
"…….I play KOTOR and Battlefront….."
This random kid to me during World History.

“I strip when I get mad.”
viciously takes off shirt
“I’m pissed right now.”
-my friend while ranting to me

"I swear to god, I will paint your face with a sharpie(tm)"

“you don’t play the kazoo

you are the kazoo.”

"IN PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSSSSSBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRG!"
Me during play rehearsal at random times.

it took me a whole minute to realize its "Petersburg"…..

lol

Trumpet: I would jump off that roof for ten bucks. points to a 3-story building
Alto sax: How about five bucks?
Trumpet: Done.
Clarinet: See kids, this is how natural selection works.

"I swear, if I hear one more yam pun I will-"
"Stop yambling."
-Kids in my English class (where there's a running joke about yams for some godforsaken reason)