forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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But that's fair. School is just jail for 12 years.

But that's fair. School is just jail for 12 years.

YAASSS

And it sucks the happiness out like dementors do, but 'wellness policies' keep us from getting the chocolate to help…..

My friend got in trouble in class for saying "I'm gonna choke myself with a fidget cube"

"Ra ra ree, kick 'em in the knee, ra ra rass, kick 'em in the other knee"

Well played.

Me and my friend were playing LEGO…
(slight racisim? Idk anymore…)

Black girl (in stupid voice,at spa): cAN YOU MAKE ME WHITE?
Spa Lady: Um…sure…why?
Black girl: bECAUSE SO I CAN TRY ON THE CLOTHES

(it was the LEGO friends mall and all of the manniquins were caucasion)

(still me and my friend playing LEGO)

Girl who is white and also super hot: Hello…
Julian (lego dude): Will u marry me?
GWIWAASH: frick yeah

It started with a hospital surgeon going to the mall…it ended with her changing ethnicities and getting married.

"I once got into an argument about a Poptart that was still edible because 'Dad, it's not July yet.' It was August."

my brother: is wearing a top hat
some other guy: is also wearing a top hat
some other guy: finger guns @ my brother

(no words were said but it was great)

My friend: walks downstairs with a cluster of grapes
Me: "Lay on the couch like an old Roman dude"
Friend: lays down suggestively "Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack!"

These two guys walk by. One is dressed as Santa and wearing short shorts. The other is dressed as Jesus.
My whole bus: "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!"

Friend: "Can I borrow your pen?"
Me: Imitates cat hissing

My friend: Bye! Love you!
Friend's little brother (thinking we're gay or something): EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

My choir friends after seeing the Santa and Jesus mentioned above: "HE WEARS SHORT SHORTS I WEAR LONG ROBES HE'S AN OLD FAT GUY AND I'M GOD'S SON!"

"7 'short' answer questions and one two-page essay later, and I can no longer feel my right hand."
-Girl in my English class

senior wears a sign reading: "November 1st" (the early-admission application submissions deadline). He won the unofficial scariest costume contest

"Okay but the first bridge of Spooky Scary Skeletons is such a mood."
-Random kid in the hall (she's not wrong)

"Do you have any food?"
"No."
"You're uSELESS."
-An exchange between two of my friends

"7 'short' answer questions and one two-page essay later, and I can no longer feel my right hand."

MEEE!

About trump. Sung: "He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed."

Some kid: plays- no, shrieks- Allstar on the soprano recorder
Another kid: "THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU"

"I can't believe the president cost $40."
-A person in my English class concerning a costume

More like what haven't I heard them say

"Wanna see me be a kettle?"
Squeels as and jerks head

"We should totally do Night at the Museum for our musical next year!"
"(Me) should totally be the Easter Island Head!"
Me: "Dum Dum Gum Gum."

My friend at random moments: "SOMEBODY ONE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

I was hading out candy at my youth group bus for trunk or treat yesterday, and this one dude walked through and I gave him candy, and he's just like, "oh. thx." and me and my friend smiled behind his back cause like, did he not know that he was gonna get candy?

(he wasnt dressed up btw)

"I may be odd, but I am still definitely right."

Me: MOM, HAYLEE ATE MY SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Our school serves rice)
Kid yelling at a grain of rice:GO BACK TO THE RICE FIELDS

(we were watching child support)

Mr. Reader to the kids: What is the name of the redheaded little boy who was having a ter-
Ginger kid: I am highly offended by that statement.
Mr. Reader of questions to kids: facepalm

So there was this thing at our school where we had to visit elementary kids and help them with their schoolwork.

Kid: What's 13 minus 9?
Me: p r o c r a s t i n a t i o n
Kid: But 13?? Minus 9??
Me: That's what I said. p r o c r a s t i n a t i o n