forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Me: Touches some idiot guy’s foot as I shift to get comfortable in my Geometry class
The Guy: Ohmygod are you trying to play footsies with me?!
Me: -.-

No

okay so I literally did this, bu like for three years in high school. I now have a document with over 260 things written in it.

here… I chose a few of the tamer ones,

• (person A) Teamwork makes the dream work! (person B)Teamwork would be better if you sat down.
• AP means advanced procrastination
• Even if jesus was on that bus you still aint going on the party bus
• ALL HAIL THE SNOOOOOOWWWFLAAAAAKKKEEEE
• I'm snorting water flavor do yOU MIND???
• Let me eat my spaghettios in peace. There is no God!
• Approaches the principle holding a pamphlet would you like to talk about our lord and savior Guy Fieri?
• The other day my teacher stepped on an acorn and thought of me, that is how I wanna be remembered.
• Yes!! Guillotine day!!!

Oh my god the second to last one reminded me of

“Do you know where the closest Dollar store is?”

i hate my grade

I like this other one too

• I have a hypothesis, they aren’t your true friends because they hate you.

"My birthday is in May, but with my hops you'd think it was February 29!"

• A kid from my 7th grade homeroom

"No! Duskie! stop trying to murder the science experiment!"

"No not that beaker, the sexy one!"

(So, I went to this summer camp, and to be the table cleaner (who'd want to?) you had to think up the best pickup line for your counselor)

"Hey baby, are you Little Cesears, 'cause you're hot and I'm ready."
-Jalajah

"No not that beaker, the sexy one!"

Were they talking about an Erlenmeyer flask by chance?

"No not that beaker, the sexy one!"

Were they talking about an Erlenmeyer flask by chance?

YES

I hate that I got it…. I mean, it is like a beaker, but with curves.

I hate that I got it…. I mean, it is like a beaker, but with curves.

exactly!

The sexy one

• AP means advanced procrastination

MOOD

• AP means advanced procrastination

MOOD

i too can relate

"I put the 'pro' in 'procrastination!'" Me

I’ve legit said that to a teacher before and they just started laughing

In band we were playing this one song really well and my band teacher just randomly yells out "WHOOOHOO!"

"Oh hiiiiiii, USA…." Me to my friend like every time I see her

"Oh hiiiiiii, USA…." Me to my friend like every time I see her

I UNDERSTOOD tHAT ReFERENCe

Also in 6-8th grades I had a teacher who would play Pink Floyd during tests and exams, and every friday would show us a weird YouTube video like the Cheesesteak Shuffle, or the Jurassic Park laugh remix, or the Chinese Food song, or the Strawberry Jammin' song.

"Grabs all of the percusionist's hips" says my friend as she proceeds to grab me and my then crush's hips aggressively

My history teacher was talking about the federilists papers and i just screamed "JOHN JAY GOT SICK AFTER WRITING 5, JAMES MADDISON WROTE 29, HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51!"

YES HAMILTON

YEAH!