forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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"We could start a business: the bad crossing guard, the nun, and the mortician"

Oh my god

Is that Bob’s Burgers?

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“Don’t look at me with that tone of voice.”

— Some amateur sophomore in my Algebra 2 class

@ShadeStar

On the school's wiki "The building won most toxic building in the world with radon and asbestos, your sure to have a good time in this depression causing building."

@Becfromthedead group

Me: You know, if lemons weren't so bad for your teeth, I would honestly just straight up eat them
My friend: How?! Lemons are too spicy!
Me and my boyfriend, both kind of laughing: Spicy?
Friend: Y'know, spicy? Oh, um… sour!

@CW-BornConfuzzledLeftILoveYa

(i was just at camp and i have SO many things to add lol)

Counselor: Hi, I'm Jared,I'm 19, and I never learned how to read.
Me: My name is Nick, my mom forced me to come here, dont touch me, dont talk to me, i dont like people. (my nickname is Nick)
Friend: Mah name is Jeff

My cabin: Call God, NOT Bob.

Me who was a camper: smile at server friend
Friend who was a server: does that one two fingered thing thats like eyyy
Me: does it back

Me: Why did the pizza cross the road.
Friend: Why?
Me: Cause they didnt frickin cook it right.

We legit spoke in vines half the weekend.

Me: Fear me, I'ver never been to Taco Bell
Counselor: Fear me, I can't eat tacos anyway.
(she was allergic to gluten)

Counselor one: I'm lactose intolerant.
Counselor two: I'm allergic to gluten.
Me: So this cabin is basically vegan…

@HighPockets group

My friend was playing Bitlife at lunch so here's some gems from her:
"ASSAULT HIM!"
reads phone "You have been having some bisexual tendencies' WELL NO SHIT!"
"I'M GONNA HONEYMOON IN GERMANY!" reads phone "Never mind, I can't afford a honeymoon."
"SHE REJECTED ME BECAUSE I'M UNEMPLOYED!"
"NOOOOOOO! SCARLET!!!! WHY?!?!?"
"I whipped his eyelid."
"He fractured my belly button…."
"Level of Gratitude: Low? That ungrateful little…."
"BITCH CHILDREN!"

Other friend: "You can't just assault everyone you dislike."
Her: "Watch me!"

@CW-BornConfuzzledLeftILoveYa

Reggie (lady at zipline): Who are you praying for this week? (we had to pray for someone)
Me: Uh…my friend.
Reggie: Do they have a name?
Me: thinks of name of friend who im praying for Jensen…
Reggie: ok

(I was mainly praying for my friend who was at camp, but Reggie knew her, so…)
(I was praying for all of you :)

@HighPockets group

Reggie (lady at zipline): Who are you praying for this week? (we had to pray for someone)
Me: Uh…my friend.
Reggie: Do they have a name?
Me: thinks of name of friend who im praying for Jensen…
Reggie: ok

(I was mainly praying for my friend who was at camp, but Reggie knew her, so…)
(I was praying for all of you :)

Thank you!

@Wry_Wyvern

Kid 1: Dammit
Me: Watch your fucking language

Kid 2: FUCK
Kid 3: [Name!] That kind of language is unacceptable!
Kid 2: Sorry. Says something in Japanese

@Euric_Knight

Okay so my brother said this because he often sees special needs kids entering bathrooms and doesn't see them exiting and also one time he went into a bathroom after a special needs kids and he didn't see anyone in there, no one was in the stalls except a lone turd in a toilet. There wasn't even any toilet paper in the bowl. Just a turd.

@RainClouds_Itachi_

"if he breathes one more time I swear-"
"never will I shut up!"
"where did you get your fashion sense?" aggressively answers "MY DOCTOR RECOMMENDED IT!!"
"your hair is straighter than I'll ever be"

@Becfromthedead group

S: So next is The Elder Scrolls VI: Skyrim II!
A: Or they could pull a Microsoft and skip a number. Elder Scrolls VII: Skyrim II. And then they go back later and do The Elder Scrolls VI: Skyrim III
(It was much funnier in person… I can't convey it properly…)