From the earth i rise and to the earth i will one day return. What's up mothershuckers, my name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to… corn! Corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. It’s often called maize because you can get lost in its incredible flavour! side effects of corn may include: choking, i guess.come on down to try some corn or we will sacrafice your newborn!
lol is that from something or did u make it up?
I- bruh how do you not know this…here's the video-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8qp3ITVqY0
OMG I REMEMBER THAT!!!
I thought it sounded familiar but I couldn't place it!
my sister just made the best chocolate chip cookies i think i've ever had in my life
I'm watching the Pokemon anime for literally no reason and the Team Rocket duo really come off as two gay besties
Which one? I've watched the Kalos series. And Team Rocket is glorious on every single level imaginable. I relate to James on a personal level 😂
I'm watching the indigo league. They really are glorious, the ultimate no-stress pure fun antagonists :)
I'm probably going to leave Mi for Alabama next week for two weeks.
I know my week has been super long because I'm doing an assignment for Stats and I just randomly though "I threw up on Sunday night/Monday morning. That was like 3 days ago. It feels like forever ago." (I only remember that specifically because I haven't thrown up in over a decade)
That sucks.
I'm bored
Hi bored I'm Dad
DOM YOU BEAT ME TO IT. Dang it. Good move ole’ boi. Good move.
I Am Dad
Here’s your medal Dom🏅
nods
How have you been Dom? What news have ye from the West?
James is the pinnacle of the show. He is the one and only reason I have even laid eyes on the likes of pokemon: the series. If it wasn't for James, I would have a darkened mind of the subject of such matters. His charming personality, absolute fabulousness, and gorgeous purple hair are what keep me going each day. Whenever i'm down, I always have the same hallucination of james slapping me across the face and telling me I can do it.
I -
Can I borrow that hallucination please -
James is the pinnacle of the show. He is the one and only reason I have even laid eyes on the likes of pokemon: the series. If it wasn't for James, I would have a darkened mind of the subject of such matters. His charming personality, absolute fabulousness, and gorgeous purple hair are what keep me going each day. Whenever i'm down, I always have the same hallucination of james slapping me across the face and telling me I can do it.
I -
Can I borrow that hallucination please -
oh yeah for sure. I charge by the hour
i love giving my friends snacks when they have the munchies, that shit's hilarious. also i got a job, vv excited
Yoooo speaking of hallucinations, I’ve got a recurring one that I just call the “funky dogs” and they look something like this ( https://photos.app.goo.gl/a4pfySVWZqVT53UU8 )
They move kinda like crabs, except they don’t move their leg joints and they scare the shit outta me for about a second when I see em out of the corner of my eye but then I realize it’s the funky dogs and I just nod respectfully lol
One time one had a smiley face on it and it was the highlight of my day
When I'm drunk I tend to send sweet, heartwarming messages to people.
Awww. That's very sweet!
They have an immersive Van Gogh exhibit like 30 minutes away from me and my ex-girlfriend/best friend sent it to me and now she is probably regretting it because I want to go really badly and I want her to go with me but both of us are broke and I have severe sensory issues but I could be crying in pain and still be having the absolute best time of my life (Van Gogh has been one of my hyperfixations recently which is why she sent it to me. She also sent me a picture of Build a Bear's Van Gogh teddy bear that is out of stock)
I went to that actually! I also have sensory sensitivities, but it was actually very soothing. Everything is smooth and not hard on the eyes, and the sounds are never loud either. It was absolutely incredible and I highly recommend going, especially if you're a van gogh fan. I've been obsessed since I was little, and this had been the best experience of his I'd seen so far. Though, I don't want to pressure you or anything.
plus, they have really cool stuff in the gift shop
I went to that actually! I also have sensory sensitivities, but it was actually very soothing. Everything is smooth and not hard on the eyes, and the sounds are never loud either. It was absolutely incredible and I highly recommend going, especially if you're a van gogh fan. I've been obsessed since I was little, and this had been the best experience of his I'd seen so far. Though, I don't want to pressure you or anything.
plus, they have really cool stuff in the gift shop
AHHHHH THIS JUST MAKES ME WANT TO GO MORE. Help me convince my ex though
my internet friends keep spoiling PLA for me why
I literally just got the game, no I don’t want to know about the arceus cutscenes
Just got back from the cardiologist! Turns out I have Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome (born with extra electrical pathways that affects the beat of the heart. The heart’s electrical signal bounces around as it moves too quickly from the atrium to the ventricle and, sometimes, back again. This activity can cause the heart to beat too fast.)
I have the choice to do a surgery.
A heart specialist can thread a catheter through the blood vessels and up into the heart and burn away the extra pathway. 95% success rate
Nice!
Anywaysssss today is my birthday!
Happy birthday! 🎂 🥳 🎉