Has anyone here other than myself actually seen a wild swan??

… Yes. That's why I'm saying they're ugly??

Ducks are perfect and I am willing to fight you over this

We already have. Remember how they rape each other?

Yeah so do humans
And many other animals
But I doubt you’re going to say cats aren’t cute

I’ve seen a wild peacock

Yeah so do humans
And many other animals
But I doubt you’re going to say cats aren’t cute

Well personally I don't have a liking for humans either

Yeah so do humans
And many other animals
But I doubt you’re going to say cats aren’t cute

Well personally I don't have a liking for humans either

well yeah same

Yeah so do humans
And many other animals
But I doubt you’re going to say cats aren’t cute

Well personally I don't have a liking for humans either

Same

I disagree that swans are ugly.

I’ve seen a wild peacock

same
well
not really
i have a hunch he just escaped from wherever he was supposed to be but heck he was prettyyyy

I disagree that swans are ugly.

as do i

You have to actually see them in person because while they're photogenic, they're actually a gross brown color and not pretty

I’ve seen a wild peacock

hasn't everyone that's been to a zoo?

Possibly evil, maybe. But ugly… not a chance.

You have to actually see them in person because while they're photogenic, they're actually a gross brown color and not pretty

That depends on the type of swan.

Ducks are the true evil AND ugly ones

If you want ugly here's ugly.

You have to actually see them in person because while they're photogenic, they're actually a gross brown color and not pretty

That depends on the type of swan.

No, even the white ones. They're dirty and brownish. Yes, I do know what it looks like because I have a black and white cat that turns the same color when she needs a bath.

blobfish are not ugly

blobfish are not ugly

^^^^^

Maybe not but hey, it looks like me!

Well you must be adorable then

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I definitely feel what you’re getting at here.

Swans are also capable of killing people by drowning them

And their wing beats can be hella damaging.

swans are adorable
ducks are adorable
you know another thing that's also adorable?
chickens
especially chicks

I don't think chickens are adorable, but they aren't unholy demons.

ofc they're not
chickens are precious creatures
they are adorable
change my mind

Pfft. I deal w them every day and am not impressed.

As someone who has dealt with a lot of chickens
They are pretty cute :D
The way they just bobble around and peck rock is oddly entertaining and I love them.

However, if you want a really cute birb, quail