you could chug a bunch of water and stand in the shower forever right now love what's stopping you that's self care

It's 10:06 pm and I'm supposed to have been asleep for an hour and a half. If I even move my parents will hear me and kick my ass to Friday

Sounds like a good time, not gonna lie

Tomorrow morning I'm going to drink three glasses of water and then make myself a peanut butter and chocolate mug cake. And then shower existentially for five years

I hear kids outside and the sky is that pretty dark-ish blue color it gets when the sun has set but it's summer so it isn't quite night yet

When I was younger I could literally say I was biking to Minnesota alone and my mom would say okay
Now if I want to go to my best friend's house she needs their parents' numbers, a google maps image of their house and a rundown of every experience I've had with them

I used to be afraid of getting caught in the dark
Now I wish the dark would catch me

I forgot that you're much closer to Minnesota than I am.

that was a joke I couldn't actually bike to minnesota

I got 105% on my Sybolic Logic class!!!!!!

anyone know the feeling of getting shown any amount of affection by a friend and then not being sure if you're dead in love with them or just super touch starved :,)))

anyone know the feeling of getting shown any amount of affection by a friend and then not being sure if you're dead in love with them or just super touch starved :,)))

all the time

anyone know the feeling of getting shown any amount of affection by a friend and then not being sure if you're dead in love with them or just super touch starved :,)))

all the time

:[ it's a bizzare experience huh

i knew the knife was a bad idea

w h a t

I got 105% on my Sybolic Logic class!!!!!!

I skipped and danced around for a solid twenty minutes.

what the

fuck

is knee the knife

Good job Dom

I thought grades only went to 100?

what the

fuck

is knee the knife

I thought grades only went to 100?

Weight. You get extra points added to your final grade when you take an ap or honors class

what the

fuck

is knee the knife

check the edit

what the

fuck

is knee the knife

check the edit

What the

fuck

Are you talking about?

i bought an exacto knife
it was a bad idea

what the

fuck

is knee the knife

I remember that part
Where's Mir getting "knee the knife" and what edit??

i misspelled knew as knee
and then fixed it
that's the edit