WHY DO RETAINERS SMELL SO FUCKING BAD IF YOU DON'T WASH THEM EVERY OTHE GODDAMN HOUR

JKFH I FEEL YOUR PAIN I HATE RETAINERS BUT THEY'RE NECESSARY SAFDLY

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU FORGET TO WASH IT AND YOU'RE, LIKE, EATING SOMETHING SO YOU TAKE IT OUT AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE "OH JESUS CHRIST ABOVE WE GON NEED BLEACH FOR THIS BABY"

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

Ah, true love

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

This is so unholy that I laughed

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

Ah, true love

Still a better love-
…
Wait a minute.

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

Ah, true love

Still a better love-
…
Wait a minute.

Still a better love story than 50 Shades

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

This is so unholy that I laughed

Flashback to….that

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

Ah, true love

Still a better love-
…
Wait a minute.

Still a better love story than 50 Shades

"Where is he getting all those thumbs?"

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

This is so unholy that I laughed

Flashback to….that

You're welcome.

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

Ah, true love

Still a better love-
…
Wait a minute.

Still a better love story than 50 Shades

"Where is he getting all those thumbs?"

"He says, licking his eyebrow."

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

Ah, true love

Still a better love-
…
Wait a minute.

Still a better love story than 50 Shades

"Where is he getting all those thumbs?"

"He says, licking his eyebrow."

"Do you like that, you woman?"

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

Ah, true love

Still a better love-
…
Wait a minute.

Still a better love story than 50 Shades

"Where is he getting all those thumbs?"

"He says, licking his eyebrow."

"Do you like that, you woman?"

"I want to try your clam sauce."

my face turned as red as the communist manifesto

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

Ah, true love

Still a better love-
…
Wait a minute.

Still a better love story than 50 Shades

"Where is he getting all those thumbs?"

"He says, licking his eyebrow."

"Do you like that, you woman?"

"I want to try your clam sauce."

"It's a Murphy bed. Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls."

my face turned as red as the communist manifesto

he gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. "Bye."

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

Ah, true love

Still a better love-
…
Wait a minute.

Still a better love story than 50 Shades

"Where is he getting all those thumbs?"

"He says, licking his eyebrow."

"Do you like that, you woman?"

"I want to try your clam sauce."

"It's a Murphy bed. Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls."

"The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging heard of itty bitty elephants."

what the fuck

what the fuck

Fuck indeed, if you know what I mean

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

Ah, true love

Still a better love-
…
Wait a minute.

Still a better love story than 50 Shades

"Where is he getting all those thumbs?"

"He says, licking his eyebrow."

"Do you like that, you woman?"

"I want to try your clam sauce."

"It's a Murphy bed. Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls."

"The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging heard of itty bitty elephants."

"Yankity spankity."

First of all you don’t eat with your retainer wtf

First of all you don’t eat with your retainer wtf

that's why you take it out when you eat you ho

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

Ah, true love

Still a better love-
…
Wait a minute.

Still a better love story than 50 Shades

"Where is he getting all those thumbs?"

"He says, licking his eyebrow."

"Do you like that, you woman?"

"I want to try your clam sauce."

"It's a Murphy bed. Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls."

"The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging heard of itty bitty elephants."

"Yankity spankity."

I got nothing