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It was a dare
It was a dare
I know a set of twins who have willingly snorted pixie stix
Snarf
it hurt a bit but i didn’t inhale much so it went away quickly
tasted like lemon
Me: Please. Please. Can I please focus? I just need to write two paragraphs. Please. Please let me focus. Just a little bit of work. Please.
My garbage brain: -O-
Me: Please. Please. Can I please focus? I just need to write two paragraphs. Please. Please let me focus.
My garbage brain: -O-
ME
I'm supposed to be finishing a short story and I cannot do the focus
I have three assignments left and then I graduate. One of them is writing two paragraphs and putting them in a presentation. I have two sentences.
Spoiler - click to show.apparently a joe biden x donald trump smut copypasta exists and while i may have only seen the first paragraph my eyes need bleaching and a lot of therapy
well now i have to read it
gasp
Miriam?
Me every time I have to do something
Incoherent babble time
I want section leaders to be announced. I want our show and the music. I want talent at something. I've decided to try to set up all of my bujo for June so I don't procrastinate working on it all month and not have yet another month. I skipped all this month. I'm going to run out of yarn soon which is uh oh because most of it isn't mine. I wanna go to the dollar store. I wish I could do more than decent sketches. I need more art supplies. I want to read the ballad of song whatever the fuck right now because my GR is blowing up with it and I'm upsetti. I wish I was solidly straight and that I didn't have to doubt myself all the time.
Spoiler - click to show.apparently a joe biden x donald trump smut copypasta exists and while i may have only seen the first paragraph my eyes need bleaching and a lot of therapywell now i have to read it
gasp
Miriam?
Oh you're in for a treat
My friend jokingly read some trump x pence fanfic to me and I wanted to die
My friend jokingly read some trump x pence fanfic to me and I wanted to die
This was much more entertaining. Wildly delightful. I laughed the whole time me or Ella can pm it to you if you want
My friend jokingly read some trump x pence fanfic to me and I wanted to dieThis was much more entertaining. Wildly delightful. I laughed the whole time
me or Ella can pm it to you if you want
Yes please-
Spoiler - click to show.apparently a joe biden x donald trump smut copypasta exists and while i may have only seen the first paragraph my eyes need bleaching and a lot of therapywell now i have to read it
gasp
Miriam?
Oh you're in for a treat
I've discovered a new laugh of mine. It sounds like a whispering donkey
My friend jokingly read some trump x pence fanfic to me and I wanted to dieThis was much more entertaining. Wildly delightful. I laughed the whole time
me or Ella can pm it to you if you want
I gotchu
I'm trying to film my guitar final and like??? I can't just strum away so I line the strums up with syllables and like? ofc it's gonna suck so anyways I keep messing up like 20 seconds in and my last take- I look like every white boy aged 16-17 on tiktok near the end Im SOBBINGH
Me every time I have to do something
Incoherent babble time
I want section leaders to be announced. I want our show and the music. I want talent at something. I've decided to try to set up all of my bujo for June so I don't procrastinate working on it all month and not have yet another month. I skipped all this month. I'm going to run out of yarn soon which is uh oh because most of it isn't mine. I wanna go to the dollar store. I wish I could do more than decent sketches. I need more art supplies. I want to read the ballad of song whatever the fuck right now because my GR is blowing up with it and I'm upsetti. I wish I was solidly straight and that I didn't have to doubt myself all the time.
Also. I hate my skin and part of my neck is gray
I'm back
alive, I think
not kidnapped unless someone is perfectly pretending to be my mom
probably std free
uh… what were the other ones?
Potato potahto
probably?
huh?
What you been doing at that party ma'am that you're only probably STD free??
shush.
anyway I was joking
It was a get together with a bunch of family friends and we literally just ate pizza
I only hit on one person because I'm a ho
but I'm not about to go into my unbiological aunt's bedroom and fuck someone
ya nasties
I did have to explain to group of boomers what a camgirl was
It was bomb ass pizza tho
ew
pizza
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