Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Felix: playing off-tune guitar
Austin: Do you take requests?
Felix: Nope.

@imJUSTasillylittleguy

Andre:Listen, camie, were not accusing you-
Shade: No, i am. i definitely am

Sana: Let's play two truths and a lie!
Frost: Oh, I'll go first!
Frost: I have white hair, my eyes are brown, and I'm actually a prince.
Leaoni: Pfffffff, at least make it a little more challenging than that-
Alune: His eyes are blue.
Leaoni:
Leaoni: WHAT-

Zatian: How do you think you're going to get away with this?
Varian: Simple. Like this.
Varian: [finger guns and starts walking away]

Sana: Listen, Frost, were not accusing you-
Leaoni: No, I am. I definitely am.

@threesacult

Anthony: How do you think you're going to get away with this?
Dally: Simple. Like this.
Dally: [Finger guns and starts walking away]

Quill: Listen, Azzi, we’re not accusing you-
Jack: No, I am. I definitely am.

Quill: Let's play two truths and a lie!
Love: Oh, I'll go first!
Love: I have dark hair, my eyes are green, and I'm actually an immortal seer.
Anthony: Pff, at least make it a little more challenging than that-
Quill: Their eyes are brown.
Anthony:
Anthony: What-

@croccin-champagne

((how the reveal went down))

kas: let's play two truths and a lie!
catori: oh, i'll go first!
catori: i'm from arizona, my eyes are grey, and i can see ghosts
cisco: oh come on, at least make it harder than that–
jo: her eyes are brown
cisco:
cisco: what the fu–

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

Felix: There's many reasons not to die like flowers for instance and back rubs

Felix: I like to return this product
Clerk: Why
Felix: This shampoo tastes nothing like apples, like the product advertised

Crystal: Stop walkiiiiing! White flag, seeeee?! White flag! White flag!! Ah!

Tyler: Aiyah!
Micheal: PLEASE don’t hit me! Or at least not in the balls; I mean they just dropped and they’re very sensitive!! Uh!

Crystal: Uh….. am I Catholic… or Protestant…? God, I don’t know…!
Micheal: Scuse me. Is he ok?
Jaelynn: She always gets like this when she starts drinking-
Crystal: You don’t know me! I’m the Crystal Fucking Celeste and I can hold my liquor better than you any day!

Sophie: Recycling, hey? A good use of natural resources.
Matthew: I’ve done that! One time, I re-ate the cat food!

Tori: Stupid winter. I’m gonna boycott you until you go away.

Elliott: Listen to me, Matthew…! I wanted to let you know something, mister! You’ve caused me a lot of trouble, and I’ve had enough of it!
Matthew: Hm? Hi, Elliot? What's going on?
Elliott: Oh, nothing! It’s uh… a beautiful day today, isn’t it?

Skylar: Look, I’m not a dweeb. I know I’ve got to front it A-style when it’s game time!
Pony: Neigh!
Skylar: Yo ‘sup playa! I got the good deal on 10,000 ponies to add to my arsenal, right? Picture it! They’ll shoot right over our heads!
Sophie: Ah!!
Matthew: Ahh!!

Aaron after befriending Charlie: Sup dudes; I’m Aaron! I came here to teach my new friend a game! For reals, y’all, Charlie and I are homies!

Noelle: Hey guys, check it cool! This is my little sister Scarlet! Isn’t he sheezy?
Blevin: Ugh… hi I’m Blevin. it's a pleasure to meet you.
Noelle: Since we’ve always been raised separately, she had to spend more time with my stepdad, so she’s become kind of a bitch! Right? Now say hi to my friend!
Scarlet: Suck my balls you dumb moon humper.
Blevin: Ah…!

Theo to Matthew: Ya! Don’t play dumb with me; that’s my sister's job

Skylar: This weatherman is predicting a 99% chance of shit storm and it’s coming right at ya!

Lucas: Nnnnnnnn!! My grandma taught me the true spirit of the cocoa bean, and it’s in her honor I now defend, you stupid hoser!
Amberly: Your grandma sounds hot!

Sophie: Nh…. nn?! I can’t read it!
Matthew: It’s not human, remember?
Ava: No worries. I have a translator app.

@HighPockets

Mourton: How do you think you're going to get away with this?
Nich: Simple. Like this.
Nich: Finger guns and starts walking away

Jackson: Listen, Charlie, we’re not accusing you-
Geneva: No, I am. I definitely am.

@HighPockets

Imogen: Listen, Tabitha, we’re not accusing you-
Kels: No, I am. I definitely am.

@threesacult

Cyrus: Has anyone ever told you they love you?
Quill: Do my parents count?
Cyrus: Yes.
Quill: Then no.
Cyrus: Same.

Cyrus: Must be hard, being incapable of laughter.
Jack: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Cyrus: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
Jack: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

Emmett, seductively taking off his glasses: Wow, you’re fucking blurry

Vio, at the grocery store: Can I make an announcement? I’ve lost my siblings.
Clerk: Sure.
Vio, leaning into the mic: Goodbye, you little shits

Cyrus: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal?
Anthony:
Cyrus: That's the noise my brain makes twenty-four seven.

Cyrus: I heard one of my friends is having a breakdown.
Quill, sobbing: Is it Anthony?
Cyrus: No, it’s not-
Quill, crying harder: Is it Dally-
Cyrus: Quill, it’s you.

Anthony: Dally, you’re losing a lot of blood, what’s your type?!
Dally: Dark brown hair, sarcastic but actually really soft on the inside, beautiful eyes-
Anthony, very flustered: Your- your blood type-
Dally: Oh.
Dally: Uh, r-red?

Anthony: I like women how I like my coffee.
Anthony: [Sips tea]

Perry: Has anyone told you that you’re really fucking annoying?
Quill: No?
Perry: Good, 'cause I didn’t want to fight anyone today.

@sock

(Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal-)

@HighPockets

Kay: Must be hard, being incapable of laughter.
Kels: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Kay: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
Kels: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

Jackson: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal?
Victor:
Jackson: That's the noise my brain makes twenty-four seven.

Henry: I heard one of my friends is having a breakdown.
Victor, sobbing: Is it Alice?
Henry: No, it’s not-
Victor, crying harder: Is it Tyler-
Henry: Victor, it’s you.

Henry: I like my women how I like my tea.
Henry: Sips coffee

@Fairlyodd

Varian: [being bandaged by Alune]
Varian: [scoffs] come on, is this really necessary?
Alune: You were S T A B B E D.

Leaoni: What did you all get for question 12?
Sana: I got 18.
Kallai: I got 9.5
Frost: I got Abraham Lincoln…for some reason.

Leaoni (to the group): Ok listen up you little shits…
Leaoni: Except you Sana, you're an angel and we're glad to have you here.

Death: Alune, I’m here to take you.
Alune: Okay, let me just ask Varian if it's okay.
Death: I don’t need his…
Varian: No.
Alune: Varian said no.

Leaoni: Does violence have to be the last resort? Can’t it be like third.

Varian, running away from police after breaking the law: Omfg stop. It’s like you’re obsessed with me!

Leaoni: Has anyone ever told you they love you?
Varian: Do my parents count?
Leaoni: Yes.
Varian: Then no.

Frost: Must be hard, being incapable of laughter.
Alune: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Frost: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
Alune: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

Alune, seductively taking off his glasses: Wow, you’re fucking blurry

Frost: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal?
Kallai:
Frost: That's the noise my brain makes twenty-four seven.

@threesacult

Perry: What did you all get for question 12?
Elias: I got 18.
Quill: I got 9.5
Perry: I got Abraham Lincoln…for some reason? I don't know-

Drinn: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal?
Vio:
Drinn: That's the noise my brain makes twenty-four seven.

Cyrus: I like my men how I like my tea.
Cyrus: Sips coffee

Azazel: Does violence have to be the last resort? Can’t it be, like, the third?

@HighPockets

Beck: What did you all get for question 12?
Harper: I got 18.
Marisol: I got 9.5
Casey: I got Abraham Lincoln?

Kels: I like my men how I like my tea.
Kels: Sips coffee

Therese: Does violence have to be the last resort? Can’t it be, like, the third?

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

Theo: DO NOT LISTEN TO SUCH POISON! GAMES ARE NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT! THIS A PLACE GREAT SERIOUSNESS1 DON'T YOU AGREE, CLASSMATE.
Sophie: You're scaring me ._.
Theo: FEAR IS NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT!

Theo: Hey! No bullying
Elijah: You're blood type A, right
Theo: Right..?
Elijah: That one tastes the best
Elijah: That one taste the best

Sophie's diary: Well day 1 in Fairmallow High and the delinquents want me dead. The one-eyed snob has a thing for me. Charlie joined a gang. My brother's sick. My teacher hates me. I joined the drama club and the jocks might be cultists. So far a pretty day

Micheal: They say money can't buy happiness but it can build Obama Land

Micheal: greetings whore
Sophie: [fortnite dances uwu]

Kelly: Ayo Wagwan piffting whats your bbm pin

Kelly to Charlie: Jesus… you actually do as you're told… I'm starting to feel superior or something

Claire: Friends
Sophie: Nah you're scary

Elise: Don't you hate when bitches say "iM a CrAcKhEaD." then you hand them crack and they call the fucking cops

@threesacult

Azazel: Don't you hate when bitches say "I'm such a crackhead" so you hand them crack and they call the fucking cops

@HighPockets

Talia: Don't you hate when bitches say "I'm such a crackhead" so you hand them crack and they call the fucking cops?

@ElderGod-Icefire

Marie: What did you all get for question 12?
Richard: I got 18.
Cosette: I got 9.5
Henry: I got Richard the First?

(Fhshdg changed it bc Abraham Lincoln wasn't born yet when these guys were alive)
(Also hnng I accidentally typed "Abraham Kinkoln" and now I hate myself)

@HighPockets

("Abraham Kinkoln" I-)

@ElderGod-Icefire

(I want to die, that name makes me want to die, I can't)

@threesacult

(Abraham Kinkoln's got my vote)

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

Tsuyoi to Insato: If you want boys to respect you, show them you're serious. Shoot someone, blow something up
(A couple of murders later)
Tsuyoi: I take it back

Sophie: Before I burn in hell for all of eternity, who wants to admit they have a crush on me

Claire: I've done nothing wrong. Besides the kidnapping! I'm completely innocent

Sophie after getting the amulet: This is not how I was expecting to spend my teenage years

Axel: Normalize dying under mysterious circumstances

Ava: [during a fight] Think, what would Mom do in this situation?
Marionette: [in Ava's mind] Bye, daughter!
[Beat]
Ava: I'm beginning to think I have issues.

Tsumi: behold! my finger of power!
Sophie: nobody's fingering Sophie but me!
Tsumi: I will pummel you with my just-as-mighty fist of power!
Matthew: nobody's fisting Sophie but me!
Tsumi: and with that, I will blow this place to smithereens!
Matthew: nobody's blowing Sophie but-
Sophie: OH MY GOD MATTHEW SHUT THE FUCK UP

Sophie: Michael… what are you doing?
Michael: I'm sticking my hentai into the microwave
Sophie: Uhm… why…?
Michael: It isn't hot enough… I wanna make it even hotter

Hasuko: It's about to get crunk up in this bitch!"
Colton "Foshizzle, Homedawg!
Charlie, in a birthday hat: (dies of embarrassment)

Michael: Fuck you, I'm going to bed and I'm going to die.

Somebody: You're too old to be making fanfics. You suck dick.
Bonita: I'm sorry, I'm such a terrible person for writing about pre-created characters. And I will not suck dick unless you pay me. Some of us do have standards

Driving with Elliott
Sophie as Elliott breaks as traffic law known in existence: AAAAAAGGGHHH YOU FUCKING GREASE BARR! I'RR RIP YOUR FUCKING GUTS OUT AND SERVE THEM FOR DINNER! AAAAAAAA

Elijah: I guess being bloodthirsty gets a little distracting. (Beat) …And by that I mean protecting my brothers legacy

William: Time to be apart of the family
Annette: I don't want to be a part of the family

@HighPockets

Imogen: I've done nothing wrong. Besides the kidnapping! I'm completely innocent

Tabitha: This is not how I was expecting to spend my teenage years

Talia: Time to be apart of the Family!
Vince: I don't want to be a part of the Family.

@nebula__

(i'm gonna drop a scene from a mini story i wrote bc why nOt)

Shin: Guess what, Midori
Midori: What
Shin pulls out a human hand
Midori: What the-
Shin: Guess who I am.
Midori: Idk-
Shin: Want me to tell you?
Midori: Yes, but no.
Shin: Too bad.
long pause
Shin: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enem-
Midori: YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW-

@threesacult