forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Maeng, calling Haeil: Remember when you told me Santa wasn't real? Well jokes on you because I'm at the mall right now and guess who's fucking here?

JJ, dressed up as a ghost: BOO!
Byungho:
JJ: [takes off cover]
Byungho: [screams]

Kimmie: Being gay is not a choice.
Kimmie, picking up Charli bridal style: It's a game, and I'm winning.

Fen: Can I go to the bathroom?
Phillip: It's may.
Fen, confused: It's November though?
Jason, with a calendar on hand: He's right. It is November.

Hyungwon: You want to explain to me why you just HAD to run back into the dorms? Which were on FIRE?!?
Minwoo, covered in ash and holding his video game consoles: Not really.

Seokju: Pray for me.
Basil: What for?
Seokju: Nothing's wrong, I just want more power.

(Stop infringing on my copyright, Crocs, I'm the grave robber here >:()

(no, you're a scientist)

(Stop infringing on my copyright, Crocs, I'm the grave robber here >:()

(no, you're a scientist)

(I'm both)

( @Icefire askshfdj my Henry is dyslexic, I feel like our lads have a relateable struggle)

(gfdjhbjhb my Henry just. Can't really read all that well lmao)

Tegan: Eros, wake up! The hotel is on fire!
Eros: Like, how big is the fuckin' fire?
Tegan: BIG
Eros: okay :'(

creating a group of characters just for incorrect quotes? maybe

Raegan: He's dead…
Savi:
Raegan:
Savi: Oh my—not the dickhead!—what do you want me to say?

Raegan: accidentally implies Mason is hot
Savi: That is not a heterosexual thing to say
Raegan: Shut up. I can tell he's attractive without being attracted to him
Tir: He is attractive
Raegan: See? You don't have to be gay to tell he's hot
Tir: Oh Raegan. I am gay

Siren: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night
Savi: I got a solid eight minutes
Savi: Not consecutively, but it's fine. You're not even that blurry

Raegan: Why is there blood everywhere??!!
Savi: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife
Raegan: yoU STABBED SOMEONE!!??!?
Savi: No no, aggressively poked them with a knife

Mason, teaching Tir to drive: Okay, so you're driving and Raegan and Siren walk onto the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Tir: Oh definitely Siren
Mason, sighing: The brakes, Tir. You hit the brakes

Jesse: You read my diary, didn't you?
Gracelyn: No, why do you ask?
Jesse: Because you corrected my spelling mistakes.

Delphinia: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.
Jesse: I'm fine, I got a solid eight minutes. Not consecutively, but that's irrelevant. You're not even that blurry!

Gracelyn: Is that a plastic straw?
Delphinia: Yeah, I know, bad for the environment-
Gracelyn: No, it's just a really weird way to eat spaghetti.

Leyna: Here, I brought your class a cake for your birthday!
Young Jesse: Why? I don't like these kids.

Quill: He's dead…
Azazel:
Quill:
Azazel: Oh my—not the dickhead!—what do you want me to say?

Perry: You read my diary, didn't you?
Quill: No, why do you ask?
Perry: Because you corrected my spelling mistakes.

Cyrus: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.
Quill: I'm fine, I got a solid eight minutes. Not consecutively, but that's irrelevant. You're not even that blurry!

Vio: Accidentally implies Ibis is hot
Zephyr: That is not a heterosexual thing to say.
Vio: Shut up. I can tell he's attractive without being attracted to him.
Poli: Yeah, he’s attractive.
Vio: See? You don't have to be gay to tell he's hot.
Poli: Oh, Octavio, I am gay

Tabitha: You read my diary, didn't you?
Addie: No, why do you ask?
Tabitha: Because you corrected my spelling mistakes.

Celia: Accidentally implies Ayla is hot
Evan: That is not a heterosexual thing to say.
Celia: Shut up. I can tell she's attractive without being attracted to her.
Carrie: Yeah, she’s attractive.
Celia: See? You don't have to be gay to tell she's hot.
Carrie: Celia…I'm gay.

Imogen: Why are you like this?
Tabitha: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a child and I haven't felt a single emotion since then.

Kay, under their breath: Future wife say what-
Addie: What?
Kay, visibly excited: HAH, YOU WERE FOOLED

Kay: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Eliot: I don't know.
Kay: Homiecide.
Kels, grabbing a shotgun: That's it.

Kallai: She made Frost cry!
Leaoni: Frost always cries!
Frost: [crying] That’s not TRUE!

Leaoni: Come on, how many times do I have to apologise!?
Kallai: Once.
Leaoni:
Leoani: No.

Kallai: Do any of you ever think about the consequences of your actions?
Leaoni, Frost, and Varian: No.

Wren: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Varian: Prettiest Smile.
Sana: Nicest Personality.
Leaoni: Most Likely to start a bar fight.
Alune: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.

Varian, about Frost: He can't hurt me, I'm verified on Instagram.

Alune: I, personally, would love to calm down, and yet…
Alune: [gestures vaguely]
[Leaoni bickering with Frost, Sana crying, Varian screaming, Zatian hunting them.]
Alune: They just won’t let me.

Kallai: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Sana: Even better!
Sana: [holding up a chicken] Her name is fluffy.

Varian: Just letting you know that I’m back on my bullshit!
Alune: You say that as if you were ever off it.

Kallai: Didn't you die?
Varian: That was like an hour ago, things change. Keep up.

Leaoni: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.
Alune: I'm fine, I got a solid eight minutes. Not consecutively, but that's irrelevant. You're not even that blurry!

Sana: Is that a plastic straw?
Leaoni: Yeah, I know, bad for the environment-
Sana: No, it's just a really weird way to eat spaghetti.

Wren: Here, I brought your class a cake for your birthday!
Young Alune: Why? I don't like these kids.

Jesse: When I die, I want Hex to put me in my grave so he can let me down one last time.

Jesse, limping into the room: Hello my darling friends, guess who just got injured!

Hex: Nunchucks are illegal in some parts but guns aren't, so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks, it is neither legal nor illegal. Schrodinger's gunchucks.
Delphinia: Why does Schrodinger have so many things?
Jesse: Schrodinger's hoarding problem.

Jesse: Born to be mild.
Delphinia: [mediocre guitar solo]

Leyna: Where's your brother? I can't find him anywhere.
Gracelyn: Don't worry, I've got this.
Gracelyn: [clears throat]
Gracelyn: What is love?
Jesse, busting through a door: BABY DON'T HURT ME

Delphinia: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Aurelia: I don't know.
Delphinia: Homie-cide.
Aurelia, grabbing a knife: That's it.

Chan, limping into the room: Hello my darling friends, guess who just got [plays the kazoo] injured!

Chan: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Elyas: I don't know
Chan: Homie-cide
Lucas, grabbing a knife: That's it-

Zephyr: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night
Ren: I'm fine, I got a solid eight minutes. Not consecutively, but that's irrelevant. You're not even that blurry!

Zephyr: He made Elyas cry!
Chan: Elyas always cries!
Elyas, crying: That’s not TRUE!

Chan: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Zephyr: Prettiest Smile
Elyas: Nicest Personality
Lucas: Most Likely to start a bar fight
Ren: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one

Cavendish, limping into the room: Hello my darling friends, guess who just got plays the kazoo injured!

Luffy: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Nami: I don't know
Luffy: Homie-cide
Nami, grabbing a knife: That's it-

Jax: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night
Law: I'm fine, I got a solid eight minutes. Not consecutively, but that's irrelevant. You're not even that blurry!

Penguin: He made Jax cry!
Shachi: Jax always cries!
Jax, crying: That’s not TRUE!

Law: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Nami: Prettiest Smile!
Chopper: Nicest Personality!
Zoro: Most Likely to start a bar fight.
Luffy: Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one!

Jackson, limping into the room: Hello my darling friends, guess who just got-
Jackson: Plays the kazoo
Jackson: Injured!

Kay: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Eliot: Best Smile.
Imogen: Nicest Personality!
Kels: Most Likely To Start a Bar Fight.
Tabitha: Least Likely To Start a Bar Fight, But Most Likely To Win One.

Idk, some random person: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Marie: Best Smile.
Cosette: Nicest Personality!
Henry: Most Likely To Start a Bar Fight.
Richard: Least Likely To Start a Bar Fight, But Most Likely To Win One.

Henry: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night
Richard: I'm fine, I got a solid eight minutes. Not consecutively, but that's irrelevant. You're not even that blurry!

(Happy birthday to Jack! I drew him for the first time two years ago today)

Jack: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize!?
Love: Once.
Jack:
Jack: No.

Anthony: Didn't you die?
Jack: That was an hour ago. Things change. Keep up.

Vio, teaching Zephyr to drive: Okay, so you're driving, and Tetra and Poli walk onto the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Zephyr: Oh, definitely Poli.
Vio: …The brakes, Zee. You hit the brakes.

Anthony: Do any of you ever think about the consequences of your actions?
Cyrus, Jack, and Dally: No.

Clem: What would you like to eat?
Hex: I wish to devour the unborn.
Clem: …
Jesse: Eggs. He wants eggs.

Jesse: Hex made Delphinia cry!
Hex: Del always cries.
Delphinia, crying: That’s not TRUE!

Jesse: I know you can't feed friends after midnight but what about time zones?!
Gracelyn: Jesse, it's 2 am. Go to bed.

Jesse: I put it down on the grill!
Aurelia, holding a burnt hot dog: You gotta learn how to pick it up, too.

Jesse: Holla!
Gracelyn: …
Jesse: You're supposed to say "holla" back.
Gracelyn: I ain't no holla back girl.

Jesse: I'm sorry for yelling at you earlier.
Leyna: It's alright. Obama means family.
Jesse, in tears: I'm sorry, what?

Gracelyn: Do any of you ever think about the consequences of your actions?
Delphinia, Hex, & Jesse: No.

Chan, dressed up as a ghost: BOO!
Lucas:
Chan: [takes off cover]
Lucas: [screams]

Ren, drunk after one shot: You're so hot
Zephyr: Okay
Ren: And spicy
Zephyr: Right
Ren, wrapping both arms around Zephyr: My lil' chicken wing

Ren: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Chan: Even better!
Chan, holding up a chicken: Her name is Fluffy

Chan: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I will try different hair products!
Chan: [Sprays the hairspray into his mouth]
Chan: Well, right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good

Love: No longer using my third eye. I’ve seen enough.

Elias: Only a month till 2021!
Perry: Wait, no, I still haven’t finished processing 2013-

Anthony: I feel like I’m a burden to my friends. Like they don’t actually like me and just feel bad that I’m so pathetic so they put up with me. I don’t think anyone in the world could possibly love me. Do you ever feel like that? Is that just me?
The person behind the counter: …Sir, this is a McDonald’s.

Cyrus: Fuck breaking up, you ever watched a twelve-episode anime in a day and then realized it didn’t have a second season?

[Grocery shopping]
Quill: Okay, mission number two is finding where the popcorn is.
Elias: Wait, what was mission number one?
Perry: Fucking getting here, Elias.

Anthony: You know, I don’t get paid enough for this.
Quill: For what?
Anthony: Gestures vaguely to everything

Quill: Azzi, violence is never the answer!
Azazel, nodding: You’re right. It’s the question. The answer is yes.
Quill: No-

Cyrus: Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!
Anthony: Hecate, please stop singing that every time I sit next to Dally.

Lapis: No longer using my third eye. I’ve seen enough.

Henry: Only a month till 2021!
Jackson: Wait, no, I still haven’t finished processing 2013-

Beck: I feel like I’m a burden to my friends. Like they don’t actually like me and just feel bad that I’m so pathetic so they put up with me. I don’t think anyone in the world could possibly love me. Do you ever feel like that? Is that just me?
The person behind the counter: …Sir, this is a McDonald’s.

Grocery shopping
Henry: Okay, mission number two is finding where the popcorn is.
Victor: What was mission number one?
Geneva: Fucking getting here, Grant.

Sanji, drunk after one shot: You're so hot.
Zoro: Okay?
Sanji: And spicy.
Zoro: Right..
Sanji, wrapping both arms around Zoro: My lil' chicken wing.

Sanji: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Luffy: Even better!
Luffy, holding up a chicken: Her name is Fluffy!

At a market
Nami: Okay, mission number two is finding where the fruit is.
Zoro: What was mission number one?
Sanji: Fucking getting here, Marimo.