forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Matthew: Would you like me to make your gums bleed
Elijah: No but, I appreciate the offer

Elijah, summoning Hunter: I summon you from hell
Matthew: You called
Elijah: Get the fuck out my house

Frost: You need to learn to enjoy the little things in life!
Sana: Like ants?
Frost: No, I mean-
Sana, nodding: Baby ants.

[Sirens going off in the distance]
Sana, who has not once broken the law in her entire life: They found me.

Felix: I’m covered in blood for sexy reasons
Felix: Also I just got stabbed
Felix, glancing at Tyler: don’t suppose there’s anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in an exasperatedly fond tone of voice?

Felix: Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 500 dollar four foot tall stuffed seal.

Nyron: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I'm falling asleep already.
Nyron: "Cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive of all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

Nyron & Seb standing outside the house of a boy who dumped Seb
Nyron: You will love again because time will heal a broken heart.
Nyron: throws a brick BUT NOT THAT BASTARD'S WINDOW.

Fiona: A person doesn't dye their hair that color unless they have psychological problems.
Kay: Hey! My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems.

Dominic: Due to personal reasons, I will be insulting the gods in a staggering display of hubris.

Oliver: Just ask Isabel out already. The worst she can say is "no".
Ryley: Yes, but that would be devastating.

Lydia: But do you like me or do you like me like me?
Everett, literally on one knee proposing: Take a random guess.

Sebastian: “Yoink” is the opposite of “yeet”, but it’s just as fast.
Sebastian: The Lord yeeteth away, and the Lord yoinketh away.
Dominic: I feel like I’m having a stroke.

Kay: I’m so disappointed in all of you. I’m at a loss for words.
Fiona, signing in the corner: Despite being at a loss for words, Kay continued to yell at them team for the next 2 and a half hours.

Mary-Grace: We gotta get there fast.
Robert: Then I should drive.
Mary-Grace: Why?
Robert: I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.

Nyron: trying to get Jamie to join the villains side
Jamie who’s basically a supervillain already: But do you offer evil dental?
Nyron: Of course? I mean, I offered extremely good evil workplace benefits. If one of your teeth gets knocked out in battle, I can assure you’ll get the best evil dental ever.
Jamie, already making a deal with them: Lol seems legit.

Jack: I’m covered in blood for sexy reasons.
Jack: Also, I just got stabbed.

Dally, glancing at Anthony: I don’t suppose there’s anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in an exasperatedly fond tone of voice?

[Standing outside the house of a boy who dumped Quill]
Jack, to Quill: You’ll love again. Time heals all wounds.
Jack, throwing a brick: But it won’t heal that bastard’s window.

Azazel: Due to personal reasons, I will be insulting the gods in a staggering display of hubris.

Cyrus: “Yoink” is the opposite of “yeet”, but it’s just as fast.
Love: The Lord yeeteth away, and the Lord yoinketh away.
Emmett: I feel like I’m having a stroke.

Percy: I’m covered in blood for sexy reasons.
Percy: Also, I just got stabbed.
Percy, glancing at Alessandra: I don’t suppose there’s anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in an exasperatedly fond tone of voice?

Standing outside the house of a boy who dumped Oscar
Beatrice, to Oscar: You’ll love again. Time heals all wounds.
Beatrice, throwing a brick: But it won’t heal that bastard’s window.

Oleander: Due to personal reasons, I will be insulting the gods in a staggering display of hubris.

Henry: “Yoink” is the opposite of “yeet”, but it’s just as fast.
Jackson: The Lord yeeteth away, and the Lord yoinketh away.
Geneva: I feel like I’m having a stroke.

Shin, to Midori: Careful bro you're making this dramatic fight seem kinda homoerotic
Shin: Bro watch out you kinda sound like you're flirting when we argue
Shin: Bro I'm serious you're making our esteemed rivalry look so gay oh my god

Midori: “Yoink” is the opposite of “yeet”, but it’s just as fast.
Levi: The Lord yeeteth away, and the Lord yoinketh away.
Shin: I feel like I’m having a stroke.

Shin: Why?
Midori: Why what?
long pause
Shin: Why did you tape Saiki onto the wall?
Midori: Oh, that. He was pissing me off.
Saiki: You're only mad at me because I accidentally bumped your elbow-
Midori: Shut the fuck up-

Standing outside the house of a boy who dumped Midori
Shin, to Midori: You’ll love again. Time heals all wounds.
Shin, throwing a brick: But it won’t heal that bastard’s window.

Saiki: I’m covered in blood for sexy reasons.
Saiki: Also, I just got stabbed.
Saiki, glancing at Levi: I don’t suppose there’s anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in an exasperatedly fond tone of voice?

Freya: Why?
Mizu: Why what?
long pause
Freya: Why did you tape Jacquelyn onto the wall?
Mizu: Oh, that. She was pissing me off.
Jacquelyn: You're only mad at me because I accidentally breathed on you.
Mizu: Shut the fuck up-

Standing outside the house of a boy who dumped Mizu
Freya, to Mizu: You’ll love again. Time heals all wounds.
Freya, throwing a brick: But it won’t heal that bastard’s window.

Mizu: Due to personal reasons, I will be insulting the gods in a staggering display of hubris.

Jocelyn: Hey, Mizu-
Mizu, tearing up: Jacquelyn used to call me Mizu…
Jocelyn: That’s because it's your fucking name.

Ren: You need to learn to enjoy the little things in life!
Elyas: Like ants?
Ren: No, I mean-
Elyas, nodding: Baby ants

Ren: I'm hiding in my room and never coming out.
Zephyr: What did Chan and Lucas do now?
Ren: That's the thing. They've been behaving perfectly all day. I'm scared

Jay: I lured you all to my lair because I crave the deadliest game–
Chan, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Jay:
Jay: I was actually going to have Meg hunt you all down and kill you for my entertainment, but now I’m really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is

Chan: A person doesn't dye their hair that color unless they have psychological problems
Lucas: Hey! My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems

Ren: Where the hell are you two? I've been trying to reach you for hours!
Chan: Oh yeah, we went to a bar, had a good time, then got into a bar fight, so we left and uh…
Lucas, mouthing: Escape room
Chan: We went to an escape room
Ren: Who the fuck goes to an escape room after a bar fi-
Ren:
Ren: You guys are in jail again, aren't you?
Lucas, picking a lock in the background: It's a room, and we're trying to escape!

Jacquelyn: Where the hell are you two? I've been trying to reach you for hours!
Freya: Oh yeah, we went to a bar, had a good time, then got into a bar fight, so we left and uh…
Mizu, mouthing: Escape room
Freya: We went to an escape room
Jacquelyn: Who the fuck goes to an escape room after a bar fi-
Jacquelyn:
Jacquelyn: You guys are in jail again, aren't you?
Mizu, picking a lock in the background: It's a room, and we're trying to escape!

Mizu: I lured you all to my lair because I crave the deadliest game–
Jocelyn, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Mizu:
Mizu: I was actually going to have Jacquelyn hunt you all down and kill you for my entertainment, but now I’m really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is

Freya: How do you radiate so much chaotic evil energy while being a big softo at the same time?
Mizu:
Mizu: What in the absolute fuck is a softo
Freya: Just answer the fucking question, smartass

Varian: I’m covered in blood for sexy reasons.
Varian: Also I just got stabbed.
Varian, glancing at Alune: Don’t suppose there’s anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in an exasperatedly fond tone of voice?

Standing outside the house of a boy who dumped Sana.
Leaoni, to Sana: You’ll love again. Time heals all wounds.
Leaoni, throwing a brick: But it won’t heal that bastard’s window-

Frost: A person doesn't dye their hair that color unless they have psychological problems.
Leaoni: Hey! My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems.

Varian: Due to personal reasons, I will be insulting the gods in a staggering display of hubris.

Sana: Just ask Zatian out already. The worst she can say is "no".
Leaoni: Yes, but that would be devastating.

Alune: I'm hiding in my room and never coming out.
Wren: What did Leaoni and Varian do now?
Alune: That's the thing. They've been behaving perfectly all day. I'm scared.

Alune: Where the hell are you two? I've been trying to reach you for hours!
Leaoni: Oh yeah, we went to a bar, had a good time, then got into a bar fight, so we left and uh…
Varian, mouthing: Escape room.
Leaoni: We went to an escape room.
Alune: Who the fuck goes to an escape room after a bar fi-
Alune:
Alune: You guys are in jail again, aren't you?
Varian, picking a lock in the background: It's a room, and we're trying to escape!

Varian, to Alune: Careful bro you're making this dramatic fight seem kinda homoerotic
Varian: Bro watch out you kinda sound like you're flirting when we argue
Varian: Bro I'm serious you're making our esteemed rivalry look so gay oh my god

Varian: Oh, to be a reckless young protagonist pinning my rival against a wall as we fight while we make tense and homoerotic eye contact.
Alune, pinned against the wall: I hate you so much.

Kallai: Can you tell Frost to stop doing that weird thing with his face?
Sana: You mean crying?

Varian: Some people think life is like a roller coaster, but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you're pinned against the wall and can't do anything about it.

Zatian: God, i'm so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as i walk by.

Sana: Why are you up at 3:30 am?
Alune: I drank 6 cups of coffee.
Sana: Why would you do that?
Alune: Today was done with me but I was not done with today.

Alune: You can't just cut us out of your life!
Frost, holding a pair of scissors: Snip, snip.

Leaoni: Let's make a pact.
Varian: Okay.
Leaoni: If we're both single when we're 40 then we agree to kill each other.
Varian: Done.

Leaoni: He doesn't deserve you. If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone.
Sana: I'm gone.
Leaoni: Now go chop his dick off-

Kels: Oh, to be a reckless young protagonist pinning my rival against a wall as we fight while we make tense and homoerotic eye contact.
Tabitha, pinned against the wall: I hate you so much.

Beck: Some people think life is like a roller coaster, but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you're pinned against the wall and can't do anything about it.

Oleander: Gods, I'm so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by.

Kate: He doesn't deserve you. If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone.
Kristi: I'm gone.
Kate: Now go chop his dick off-

Ibis: Oh, to be a reckless young protagonist pinning my rival against a wall as we fight while we make tense and homoerotic eye contact.
Vio, being pinned against the wall by Ibis: I hate you so much.

Karma: Can you tell Emmett to stop doing that weird thing with his face?
Jack: You mean crying?

Quill: Some people think life is like a roller coaster, but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you're pinned against the wall and can't do anything about it.

Jack: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I'm falling asleep already.
Jack: "Cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive of all genders, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

(Oh boy new character)
Ellis: God, I'm so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by.

Ellis: I’m covered in blood for sexy reasons.
Ellis: Also, I just got stabbed.
Ellis, glancing at Poli: I don’t suppose there’s anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in an exasperatedly fond tone of voice?

Tetra: Why are you up at 3:30 am?
Poli: I drank 6 cups of coffee.
Tetra: Why would you do that?
Poli: Today was done with me, but I was not done with today.

Vio: I'm hiding in my room and never coming out.
Tetra: What did Zee and Drinn do now?
Vio: That's the thing. They've been behaving perfectly all day. I'm scared.

Vio: A person doesn't dye their hair that color unless they have psychological problems.
Drinn: Hey! My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!

Estella: I’m covered in blood for sexy reasons.
Estella: Also I just got stabbed.
Estella, glancing at Peregrine: Don’t suppose there’s anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in an exasperatedly fond tone of voice?

Cavendish: Due to personal reasons, I will be insulting the gods in a staggering display of hubris.

Nami: Just ask Zoro out already. The worst he can say is "no".
Sanji: Yes, but that would be devastating.

Sanji: I'm hiding in my room and never coming out.
Nami: What did Luffy and Usopp do now?
Sanji: That's the thing. They've been behaving perfectly all day. I'm scared.

Bartolomeo, to Cavendish: Careful bro you're making this dramatic fight seem kinda homoerotic
Bartolomeo: Bro watch out you kinda sound like you're flirting when we argue
Bartolomeo: Bro I'm serious you're making our esteemed rivalry look so gay oh my god

Nami: Why are you up at 3:30 am?
Zoro: I drank 6 cups of coffee.
Nami: Why would you do that?
Zoro: Today was done with me, but I was not done with today.

Peregrine: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly? I'm falling asleep already.
Estella: "Cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive of all genders, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic!

Zephyr: Some people think life is like a roller coaster, but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you're pinned against the wall and can't do anything about it

Zephyr: Why are you up at 3:30 am?
Ren: I drank 6 cups of coffee
Zephyr: Why would you do that?
Ren: Today was done with me but I was not done with today

[Chan, Lucas, and Zephyr at a party]
Random dude: Ah, what a pretty lady
Zephyr: Thanks
Random dude: And which one of you is third wheeling?
Zephyr: That'd be the pretty lady

Chan: Can you overdose on vitamin d?
Ren: I mean, that's technically how Icarus died
Chan, with tears in his eyes: iCarly is dead?

Chan, throwing away his controller: Dang it! I lost again!
Elyas:
Elyas: Do you want me to leave the room so you can say bad words?
Chan: _Yeah

[Poli, Ellis, and Tetra at a party]
Blaire, walking by: Ah, what a pretty lady.
Tetra: …Thanks.
Blaire: And which one of you is third wheeling?
Tetra: That'd be the pretty lady.

Quill: Can you overdose on vitamin D?
Anthony: I mean, that's technically how Icarus died.
Quill, with tears in her eyes: iCarly is dead?

Alice, Henry, and Victor at a party
Mr. Flynn, walking by: Ah, what a pretty lady.
Alice: …Thanks.
Mr. Flynn: And which one of you is third wheeling?
Alice: That'd be the pretty lady.

Harper: Can you overdose on vitamin D?
Marisol: I mean, that's technically how Icarus died.
Casey, with tears in his eyes: iCarly is dead?

Matthew: Huh? You think Felix could eat this door?

Matthew: Big Mac? Are you referring to me?

Valerie: Hey, do husbandos have dicks

Ongi: You're so devoted to be tsundere, You even killed me
Insato: First no, second I'll do it again

Flonnel: Please stop adding "there are two types of people." and "that escalated quickly" to text posts
Briar: There are two kinds of rapid escalation
Amery: Tell that peopled twicely

Alvis: I know you're useless but at least you can be useful as a garage can

Claire: Magic metal pipe of pain

Valerie: When are they gonna let us out of this hellhole I want to speak to the manager

Charlie: Please kill me anytime

Blevin: Think happy thoughts. Not deathy thoughts

Cyrus: Call me 1929, ‘cause I’m in a great depression

Dally: How come you’ve been so nice to me lately?
Anthony: What, would you rather I punched you?

Anthony: Hello, people who do not live here.
Cyrus: Hey!
Jack: Hi.
Quill: Hello!
Anthony: Cyrus, I gave you my key for emergencies.
Cyrus: We were out of chips!

Quill: Hey, Jack, what’s the best way to a person’s heart?
Jack: Between the fourth and fifth ribs.
Quill:

Tetra: Well, now that that’s over with, let’s all hug it out. C’mon, group hug.
[Tetra, Poli, Ellis, and Zephyr all hug]
Tetra: Okay, who just took my wallet?
Poli: Sorry.

Jack, banging on the door: Klaus, open up!
The Sandman: Well, it all started when I was a kid-
Jack: No, I meant-
Azazel: Let him speak.

Drinn: Give a person fire and they’ll be warm for a day. Set a person on fire and they’ll be warm for the rest of their life.
Vio: That’s not how it-
Vio: You know what? Never mind.

Saiki: Call me 1929, ‘cause I’m in a great depression.

Midori: Give a person fire and they’ll be warm for a day. Set a person on fire and they’ll be warm for the rest of their life.
Levi: That’s not how it-
Levi: You know what? Never mind.

Shin: Huh? You think Midori could eat this door?
Midori: I could if I really wanted to.
Levi: Holy shit, dude.

Levi: Well, now that that’s over with, let’s all hug it out. C’mon, group hug.
[Levi, Shin, Midori, and Saiki all hug]
Levi: Okay, who just took my wallet?
Midori: Sorry.

Midori: Russian Roulette, but with a bullet in every chamber! You go first!
Levi: No thanks. I choose life.

Ace: Russian Roulette, but with a bullet in every chamber! You go first!
Spade: No thanks. I choose life.

Spade: Well, now that that’s over with, let’s all hug it out. C’mon, group hug.
[Spade, Ace, Jack, and Hollow all hug]
Spade: Okay, who just took my wallet?
Ace: Sorry.

Hollow, banging on the door: Ace, open up!
Ace: Well, it all started when I was a kid-
Hollow: No, I meant-
Spade: Let him speak.

Spade: Hey, Ace, what’s the best way to a person’s heart?
Ace: Between the fourth and fifth ribs.
Spade:
Spade: Not what I meant, but you're technically right.

Della: Call me 1929, ‘cause I’m in a great depression

Samuel: How come you’ve been so nice to me lately?
Therese: What, would you rather I punched you?

Addie: Hey Tabitha, what’s the best way to a person’s heart?
Tabitha: Between the fourth and fifth ribs.
Addie:

Titania: Give a person fire and they’ll be warm for a day. Set a person on fire and they’ll be warm for the rest of their life.
Oberon: That’s not how it-
Oberon: You know what? Never mind.

Titania: Huh? You think Robin could eat this door?
Robin: I could if I really wanted to.

Portia: Well, now that that’s over with, let’s all hug it out. C’mon, group hug.
Vince, Quinn, Portia, Talia, and Jayson all hug
Portia: Okay, who just took my wallet?
Talia: Sorry.

Talia: Russian Roulette, but with a bullet in every chamber! You go first!
Vince: No thanks. I choose life.

Spade: How come you’ve been so nice to me lately?
Ace: What, would you rather I punched you?

Ace: If you wake up while McDonald's is still serving breakfast, then you're doing good.
Hollow: Doesn't McDonald's have all day breakfast now?
Spade: If you wake up at all, then you're doing good.

Ace: My neutral expression makes me look like I'm always in a bad mood, which is convenient because it's usually true.

Spade: It's 2020, why can't I delete friends in real life?
Spade:
Spade: Okay, so it turns out what I was thinking of is called murder.