Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Zephyr: Do you think vegetables feel pain?
Tetra:
Tetra: Zee, eat your damn food.

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

Lucas: My job here is done
Sophie: But you didn't do anything

Elise: Don't worry, Elliott we're gingers, God never liked us to begin with

@sock

[Lucas appreciation post :)]

Lucas: I'm a moderate, peaceful man
Chan: Just yesterday you threw a chair at me-
Lucas: That was moderate and peaceful compared to the table I was going to throw at you

Lucas, T-posing in the hallway: Good morning, parental figure
Aunty Li, not looking up from her coffee: Hello, problem child

Lucas: I don’t trust birds. Fuckin’ hollow bones. Suspicious. What are they hiding in there?
Elyas: Love :)
Lucas: Fuck. You're right

Elyas: What scares you guys the most?
Zephyr: Being left behind.
Ren: Feeling like I have no control over my life.
Lucas: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding you all towards your inevitable deaths.
Ren: Lucas-

Chan: I don't think I can stay in the same house as the man who ruined my life
Lucas: For fuck's sake, Chan, I'll buy you more Coco-Puffs tomorrow

Ren: What are you doing with your life?
Lucas: It's a surprise

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

Terry: I was about to say, anyways I'm-
Aaron: NO CARES ABOUT YOU, Hi I'm Aaron like sports and jerky and that's it
Sophie: Well you're well rounded
Aaron: Like some jerky? :D

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town

Delphinia, an only child: Would you slap your sister for a million dollars?
Sybella, who tried to kill her sister and kidnapped her child: I'd sell her soul for a corn chip.

Sybella: You're supposed to be in jail.
Hex: And you're supposed to be dumpster diving for ham scraps, you six-piece Chicken McNobody.

Sybella: You're interrupting my 23 hours of beauty rest.
Hex: You may want to shoot for 24.

Delphinia: What's the difference between yogurt and America?
Gracelyn: If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.
Jesse: Yogurt can be fat free.
Hex: One is a food and one is a country. Harder, please!

Hex: I'm a moderate, peaceful man.
Jesse: Just yesterday you threw a chair at me.
Hex: That was moderate and peaceful compared to the table I wanted to throw.

Delphinia, T-posing in the hallway: Good morning, parental figure.
Aurelia, not looking up from her coffee: Hello, problem child.

@threesacult

Quill, an only child: Would you slap your brother for a million dollars?
Cyrus: I'd sell his soul for a corn chip.

@Yamatsu

Guinevere: I don't trust dragons. Fuckin' hollow bones. Suspicious. What are they hiding in there?
Gawain: Love :)
Guinevere: Fuck. You're right.

@Fairlyodd

Judge: You’re being charged with stealing penguins from the zoo.
Amari: But my sister needed groomsmen for her wedding, Your Honor!

Varian: I don’t understand why everyone is so obsessed with top or bottom. Honestly, I’d be excited just to have a bunk bed!
Kallai:
Frost:
Leaoni:
Wren: I’m gonna tell him.
Sana: Don’t you dare!

Madam Margo: I want a baby.
Marcello: Like…to hang out with?

Wren: Frost, tell us about your family.
Frost:
Frost: I…have one.

Leaoni: I'm a moderate, peaceful woman.
Frost: Just yesterday you threw a chair at me.
Leaoni: That was moderate and peaceful compared to the table I was going to throw at you.

Leaoni: The older I get, the more I understand Squidward's anger.
Varian: You either die Spongebob, or you live long enough to see yourself become Squidward.
Wren: Oh my God-

Varian: My name’s Varian Voss, but you can call me-
Varian: Nods head so sunglasses fall into place
Varian: Anytime.
Alune, in the background: Facepalms

@Fairlyodd

Leaoni: We're like a dynamic duo.
Varian: Bisexual and proud, lesbian and loud.

Any council meeting, ever: So, we're all in agreement then.
Varian, rocking up three hours late with sunglasses and a Starbucks: No.

Kallai: [recognises he's feeling genuine human emotion]
Kallai: Okay. Troubling.

Varian: I bed to differ.
Alune: Then beg.
Varian: I - What?
Alune: Beg.

Amari: Don’t hit it, just press it gently.
Leaoni: [slamming buttons] I AM PRESSING IT GENTLY.

Varian: I have feelings for you.
Varian: Not telling you which ones though.

Wren: You mean there are people out there who aren't slaves to the aesthetic? Oscar Wilde would disapprove.

Madam Margo: Marcello? Varian is missing, can you find him?
Marcello: Do you think I have him microchipped or something?
Madam Margo: Well… do you?
Marcello: Yeah, hang on-

Frost: [doing puppy eyes] You yell? At me? The most innocent and timid person to ever exist??

Varian: A power move is calling someone a coward mid-fight while running away from them as fast as possible.

Wren: Do you guys want a tarot card reading?
Leaoni: Those are Pokémon cards.
Wren: You got a Magikarp. It means “Fuck you”.

@HighPockets

Anne: We're like a dynamic duo.
Ginny: Lesbian and proud, bisexual and loud.

Any council meeting, ever: So, we're all in agreement then.
Oleander, strolling up three hours late with sunglasses and a Starbucks: No.

Tabitha: Recognizes she's feeling genuine human emotion
Tabitha: Okay. Troubling.

Imogen: Don’t hit it, just press it gently.
Kels, slamming the buttons: I AM PRESSING IT GENTLY.

Tabitha: I have feelings for you.
Tabitha: Not telling you which ones though.

Oleander: You mean there are people out there who aren't slaves to the aesthetic?

Nich: A power move is calling someone a coward mid-fight while running away from them as fast as possible.

Lapis: Do you guys want a tarot card reading?
Lucas: Those are Pokémon cards.
Lapis: You got a Magikarp. It means “Fuck you”.

@sock

Lucas at Chan: I have feelings for you
Lucas: Not telling you which ones though

Jay: [doing puppy eyes] You yell? At me? The most innocent and timid person to ever exist??

Chan: A power move is calling someone a coward mid-fight while running away from them as fast as possible

@threesacult

Poli: We're like a dynamic duo.
Tetra: Lesbian and proud, bisexual and loud.

Any council meeting, ever: So, we're all in agreement then.
Jack, strolling up three hours late with sunglasses and a Starbucks: No.

Dally: A power move is calling someone a coward mid-fight while running away from them as fast as possible.

Azazel: Do you guys want a tarot card reading?
Jack: Those are Pokémon cards.
Azazel: You got a Magikarp. It means “Fuck you”.

Jack: You mean there are people out there who aren't slaves to the aesthetic?

@threesacult

Azazel: Wanna here a joke?
Anthony: …Sure.
Azazel: Your life!
Anthony: My life isn’t a joke. Jokes have meaning.
Azazel: Wait, Anthony, no-

@Starfast

Andor: What are the "Twelve Days of Christmas"? Cause, figure it out, right? Christmas is when?
Dallas: Um, the twenty-fifth.
Andor: Right. And, what's the twenty-fourth…Christmas Eve, right? So..
Dallas: That's two. And, then what's after that? Boxing Day?
Andor: That's three. Then, what's after that? Nothing!
Dallas: New Year's!
Andor: Four and what's…
Dallas: New Year's Eve?
Andor: That's five. Where do you get twelve?
Dallas: Uh, there's two Saturdays and Sundays in there; that's four. So, that's nine. And three other days which, I believe, are the mystery days.

Andor: What would you do if I was kidnapped?
Ara: Nothing. I'd wait for 15 minutes when they'd give you back voluntarily.

Dallas: So what do you do in your free time?
Holly: I stalk people
Dallas: Okay… I like going on long walks
Holly: I know

Milo: I just ended a two year relationship.
Garzlan: Are you okay?
Milo: I’m fine. The relationship was not mine.

Milo: I don’t have any fears.
Taven: What about bees?
Milo: I don’t have any bees either.

Ravina to the other Dreamers: So, we're all in agreement then?
Milo, strolling up three hours late with sunglasses and a Starbucks: No.

Farli: Recognizes she's feeling genuine human emotion
Farli: Okay. Troubling.

Brian: Don’t hit it, just press it gently.
Holly, slamming the buttons: I AM PRESSING IT GENTLY.

@Eli_

Spade: Don’t hit it, just press it gently.
Ace, slamming the buttons: I AM PRESSING IT GENTLY.

Ace: What would you do if I was kidnapped?
Riddle: Nothing. I'd wait for 15 minutes when they'd give you back voluntarily.

Riddle: [Recognizes he's feeling genuine human emotion]
Riddle: Okay. Troubling.

Riddle to the other dorm members: So, we're all in agreement then?
Ace, strolling up three hours late with sunglasses and a Starbucks: No.

Ace: I just ended a two-year relationship.
Riddle: Are you okay?
Ace: I’m fine. The relationship wasn't mine.

Mal: So what do you do in your free time?
Ace: I stalk people
Mal: Okay… I like going on long walks
Ace: I know

@HighPockets

Barry: What are the "Twelve Days of Christmas"? Cause, figure it out, right? Christmas is when?
Liz: Um, the twenty-fifth.
Barry: Right. And, what's the twenty-fourth…Christmas Eve, right? So..
Frankie: That's two. And, then what's after that? Boxing Day?
Barry: That's three. Then, what's after that? Nothing!
Claudio: New Year's!
Barry: Four and what's…
Frankie: New Year's Eve?
Barry: That's five. Where do you get twelve?
Frankie: Uh, there's two Saturdays and Sundays in there; that's four. So, that's nine. And three other days which, I believe, are the mystery days.
Kat: It's referring to the 12 days between Christmas and Epiphany.

Titania: What would you do if I was kidnapped?
Oberon: Nothing. I'd wait for 15 minutes when they'd give you back voluntarily.

Oscar: I just ended a two year relationship.
Beatrice: Are you okay?
Oscar: I’m fine. The relationship wasn't mine.

Percy: I don’t have any fears.
Aristotle: What about bees?
Percy: I don’t have any bees either.

Geneva: Recognizes she's feeling genuine human emotion
Geneva: Okay. Troubling.

Nich: Don’t hit it, just press it gently.
Therese, slamming the buttons: I AM PRESSING IT GENTLY.

@Eli_

Ace: What are the "Twelve Days of Christmas"? Cause, figure it out, right? Christmas is when?
Spade: Um, the twenty-fifth.
Ace: Right. And, what's the twenty-fourth…Christmas Eve, right? So..
Spade: That's two. And, then what's after that? Boxing Day?
Ace: That's three. Then, what's after that? Nothing!
Mal: New Year's!
Ace: Four and what's…
Spade: New Year's Eve?
Ace: That's five. Where do you get twelve?
Spade: Uh, there's two Saturdays and Sundays in there; that's four. So, that's nine. And three other days which, I believe, are the mystery days.

@trainwreck404

Dick: Fortunately for you, I don’t offend so easily.
Juniper: Let me try a little harder.

Shiloh: I know you think my judgement’s a little clouded because I kinda like Vanessa.
Juniper: You are doodling your wedding invitations at this very moment.
Shiloh: That’s our joint tombstone.
Juniper: My mistake.

Frog: Listen: I’m never going to let you use my laptop. I don’t know exactly what I have to hide, but I’m 200% sure there’s something.

@Eli_

Ace: I know you think my judgement’s a little clouded because I kinda like Mal.
Spade: You are doodling your wedding invitations at this very moment.
Ace: That’s our joint tombstone.
Spade: My mistake.

Riddle: Listen: I’m never going to let you use my laptop. I don’t know exactly what I have to hide, but I’m 200% sure there’s something.

@threesacult

Azazel: What would you do if I was kidnapped?
Quill: Nothing. I'd wait for 15 minutes when they'd give you back voluntarily.

Jack: I just ended a two year relationship.
Cyrus: Are you okay?
Jack: I’m fine. The relationship wasn't mine.

Cyrus: I don’t have any fears.
Dally: What about bees?
Cyrus: I don’t have any bees either.

Elias: Listen. I’m never going to let you use my laptop. I don’t know exactly what I have to hide, but I’m 200% sure there’s something.

@HighPockets

Nich: What would you do if I was kidnapped?
Mourton: Nothing. I'd wait for 15 minutes when they'd give you back voluntarily.

Mourton: I just ended a two year relationship.
Rowland: Are you okay?
Mourton: I’m fine. The relationship wasn't mine.

Jackson: Listen. I’m never going to let you use my laptop. I don’t know exactly what I have to hide, but I’m 200% sure there’s something.

@HighPockets

Talia: I don’t trust birds. Fuckin’ hollow bones. Suspicious. What are they hiding in there?
Quinn: Love :)
Talia: Fuck. You're right.

Quinn: Do you think vegetables ever feel pain?
Talia:
Portia: Quinn, eat your damn food

@threesacult

Tetra: What’s going on?
Poli: I’m trying to talk to Zephyr, but they just keep throwing up gang signs!
Zephyr, signing: I have selective mutism.
Poli: I don’t speak rock-paper-scissors, I’m sorry-

Cyrus: Self-care is drinking four energy drinks and having a therapy session with God on your bathroom floor at 4:27 AM

Jack: I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning

Zephyr: Where are you going?
Drinn: Either to get ice cream or commit arson. I’ll decide on the way.

Cyrus: Why did you think any of this was a good idea?!
Jack: Probably because I’m a dangerous entity with a long history of violence.
Cyrus: Oh.
Jack: I don’t understand how you all keep forgetting that.

Tetra: All you have to do is not insult a dead woman at her funeral.
Zephyr: Exactly! It’s impossible!

Dally, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir?
Anthony, from across the room: Do you just think other people can’t hear you?

Zephyr: It’s seven o’clock in the morning!
Tetra: I let you sleep in.

Quill: I’m pan and confused.
Quill: Not about being pan. I just never know what the fuck is going on.

Jack, to the rest of the detectives: Be the reason that you’re haunted. Go someplace forbidden. Read something in an ancient language. Straight up fuck a demon.
Emmett: Please do none of those things.

@Eli_

(Time to drop my Land of the Lustrous OCs in here-)

Granite, to everyone else: Be the reason that you’re haunted. Go someplace forbidden. Read something in an ancient language. Straight up fuck a demon.
Blue Diamond: Please do none of those things.

Granite: Why did you think any of this was a good idea?!
Zircon: Probably because I’m a dangerous entity with a long history of violence.
Granite: Oh.
Zircon: I don’t understand how you all keep forgetting that.

The Lunarians show up
Zircon, pulling out their sword: Ah shit, here we go again.

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster