Gaki: If you're bored. Hit an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents
Claire: TAKE YOUR CHAIR WITH YOOOOOOOU (throws a chair at Aaron)
Aaron: (pain noises)
Insato: Are you the sun? Cause you to stay 92 million miles away from me
Darrell: I was born with no idea what's going on and I'm not going to start now
Sophie: I heard you like funny people, In fact, my entire life is a joke
Varian: This is what…the third time I've crashed my own funeral?
Alune, not looking up from his phone: Fifth.
Varian: Really, that many?
Frost to Takeo: You're an idiot. I'm an idiot. We're the co-presidents of Club Idiot.
Leaoni: Please don't tell me you're bringing Frost.
Sana: He's harmless.
Leaoni: He stabbed Varian. Twice.
Frost: An honest mistake.
Zatian, to Leaoni: Just because I'm helping you doesn't mean care.
Zatian: Your death would be a minor inconvenience to my heart that's all
Varian: I just want to make sure we're all on the same page here.
Wren: Page? We're not even in the same library!
Zatian: Sorry if you don't think I'm sexy but that’s not my problem. Get over yourselves.
Alune: I hate him.
Frost: Me too.
Alune: You don’t even know who I’m talking about.
Frost: Solidarity.
Varian: Sorry if you don't think I'm funny but that’s not my problem. My target audience has already been met.
Alune: Who's your target audience?
Varian: Me.
Takeo: I hate everyone in this room.
Sana: you’re the only one in the room.
Takeo: I know.
Varian, trying to flirt: Have you ever fallen in love?
Alune, half-oblivious: I can't even fall asleep.
Alune: We have to handle this the way we always do, with-
Kallai: Brute strength?
Leaoni: Unnecessary amounts of violence?
Varian: Almost dying?
Frost: Getting incredibly lucky?
Alune, a tired soul: No.
Nich: This is what, the third time I've nearly died?
Joan, not looking up from her book: Fifth.
Nich: Really? That many?
Darius: Please don't tell me you're bringing Joan.
Nich: She's harmless.
Darius: She stabbed Samuel. Twice.
Nich: An honest mistake.
Oberon, to Titania: Just because I'm helping you doesn't mean care.
Oberon: Your death would be a minor inconvenience to my heart, that's all.
Nich: I just want to make sure we're all on the same page here.
Darius: Page? We're not even in the same library!
Luca : I just want to make sure we're all on the same page here .
Dollie : Page ? We're not even in the same library !
Luca : Please don't tell me you're bringing Dollie .
Tamaki : She's harmless .
Luca : She stabbed Chika . Twice .
Tamaki : An honest mistake .
Dally: This is, what, the third time I've nearly died?
Anthony, not looking up from his book: Fifth.
Dally: Really? That many?
Jack: Everyone know what to do?
Quill: In general, or the plan?
Jack: The plan, Quillette.
Quill: Sigh of relief
Poli, to Ellis: Just because I'm helping you doesn't mean I care.
Poli: Your death would be a minor inconvenience to my heart, that's all.
Cyrus, to Dally: You're an idiot. I'm an idiot. We're the co-presidents of Club Idiot.
Tetra: Please don't tell me you're bringing Drinn.
Zephyr: He's harmless.
Tetra: He stabbed Vio. Twice.
Zephyr: An honest mistake.
Percy: This is, what, the third time I've nearly died?
Alessandra, not looking up from her book: Fifth.
Percy: Really? That many?
Erik: Everyone know what to do?
Nathaniel: In general, or the plan?
Erik: The plan, Nathaniel.
Nathaniel: Sigh of relief
Jon: I’m bisexual and confused.
Jon: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the hell is going on.
Poli: I’m bisexual and confused.
Poli: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the hell is going on.
Azazel: I don’t like your accusatory tone.
Jack: I’d use a different tone, but I’m trying to accuse you of something.
Drinn: Hey, can you pass the salt?
Vio: Can you be a good brother?
Drinn: …Too much salt.
Love: I always sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Karma: Weak. I sleep with a gun.
Emmett: You’re both pathetic.
Love: Really? What do you sleep with?
Emmett: Jack.
Quill: Oh, hey, guys, where have you all been-
Cyrus: Gas station's haunted.
Quill: …What?
Jack, grabbing his scythe: Gas station's haunted.
Azazel: My heart is guarded but, like… very poorly. With the kind of guards that would let three kids in a trench coat into an R-rated movie.
Quill: Can I make a suggestion that doesn’t involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd?
Zephyr, walking in: Hey, bro.
Tetra, walking in behind them: Hi, Vio.
Poli, walking in after: Hey.
Vio: Hello, sibling and their seven friends who always seem to hang out here instead of their own homes.
Vio: Familial relationships are weird.
Vio: Like, I’d give Zee or Drinn a kidney, no questions asked, but no way in hell are they using my phone charger.
Ellis: It's yeeted.
Poli: Yote.
Ellis: YEETED.
Poli: YOTE!
Tetra: I just want to know which one of you threw Zephyr out the window.
Perry: You and I have known each other for quite some time, right?
Elias: Yeah, we’ve been classmates for years. What is it?
Perry: Okay, just promise me you won’t get mad.
Elias: I’m not the type who gets angry easily, go ahead.
Perry: …What’s your name again?
Elias: I’m mad.
Azazel: I like to stare directly into security cameras to let the government know I'm watching them back.
Tetra: Hey, El, there's been a rumor going around that you're gay. I just thought you should know.
Ellis: …A rumor? You mean there are people doubting it?
Jack, covered in blood while everyone else is in Halloween costumes: Oh, it's Halloween.
Jack:
Jack: This was really, really good timing.
Zatian: I don’t like your accusatory tone.
Alune: I’d use a different tone, but I’m trying to accuse you of something.
Leaoni: Oh, hey, guys, where have you all been-
Alune: Gas station's haunted.
Leaoni: …What?
Varian, grabbing his flute: Gas station's haunted.
Frost: My heart is guarded but, like… very poorly. With the kind of guards that would let three kids in a trench coat into an R-rated movie.
Wren: Can I make a suggestion that doesn’t involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd?
Alune, walking in the kitchen: Morning, brother.
Varian, walking in behind him: Hey, Wren.
Leaoni, walking in after: Hi.
Wren: Hello, sibling and his seven friends who always seem to hang out here instead of their own homes.
Varian: You and I have known each other for quite some time, right?
Rose: Yeah, we’ve been classmates for years. What is it?
Varian: Okay, just promise me you won’t get mad.
Rose: I’m not the type who gets angry easily, go ahead.
Varian: …What’s your name again?
Rose: I’m mad.
Takeo: I like to stare directly into security cameras to let the government know I'm watching them back.
Kallai, covered in blood while everyone else is in Halloween costumes: Oh, it's Halloween.
Kallai:
Kallai: This was really, really good timing.
Georgie: Hey, can you pass the salt?
Christopher: Can you be a good brother?
Georgie: Too much salt.
Beck: My heart is guarded but, like… very poorly. With the kind of guards that would let three kids in a trench coat into an R-rated movie.
Imogen: Can I make a suggestion that doesn’t involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd?
Erica: You and I have known each other for quite some time, right?
Della: Yeah, we’ve been classmates for years. What is it?
Erica: Okay, just promise me you won’t get mad.
Della: I’m not the type who gets angry easily, go ahead.
Erica: …What’s your name again?
Della: I’m mad.
Geneva: I like to stare directly into security cameras to let the government know I'm watching them back.
Marian: Oh, Oscar, there's been a rumor going around that you're gay. I just thought you should know.
Oscar: A rumor? You mean there are people doubting it?
Tabitha, covered in blood while everyone else is in Halloween costumes: Oh, it's Halloween.
Tabitha:
Tabitha: This was really, really good timing.
Nojiko: Hey, can you pass the salt?
Nami: Can you be a good sister?
Nojiko: Too much salt.
Law: My heart is guarded but, like… very poorly. With the kind of guards that would let three kids in a trench coat into an R-rated movie.
Shachi: Oh, Captain, there's been a rumor going around that you're gay. I just thought you should know.
Law: A rumor? You mean there are people doubting it?
Azami: This is, what, the third time I've nearly died?
Robin, not looking up from her book: Fifth.
Azami: Really? That many?
Law: We have to handle this the way we always do, with-
Luffy: Brute strength?
Zoro: Unnecessary amounts of violence?
Usopp: Almost dying?
Nami: Getting incredibly lucky?
Law, a tired soul: No.
Cavendish: Sorry if you don't think I'm sexy but that’s not my problem. Get over yourselves.
Peregrine, to Estella: Just because I'm helping you doesn't mean I care.
Peregrine: Your death would be a minor inconvenience to my heart, that's all.
Heli: Oh, hey, guys, where have you all been-
Pira: Tavern's haunted.
Heli: …What?
Laetus, grabbing his crossbow: Tavern's haunted.
Pira: I don’t like your accusatory tone.
Mito: I’d use a different tone, but I’m trying to accuse you of something.
Theo: Hey Captain, there's been a rumor going around that you're gay. I just thought you should know.
Pira: …A rumor? You mean there are people doubting it?
Mito: My heart is guarded but, like… very poorly. With the kind of guards that would let three kids in a trench coat into an R-rated movie.
Heli: What's a movie?
Mito: I don't know either
Mito: We have to handle this the way we always do, with-
Theo: Brute strength?
Wolf: Unnecessary amounts of violence?
Heli: Almost dying?
Laetus: Getting incredibly lucky?
Mito, a tired soul: No.
Pira: Sorry if you don't think I'm sexy but that’s not my problem. Get over yourselves.
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Spade: Hey, can you pass the salt?
Jack: Can you be a good brother?
Spade: Too much salt.
Hollow: We have to handle this the way we always do, with-
Spade: Brute strength?
Jack: Unnecessary amounts of violence?
Ace: Almost dying?
Riddle: Getting incredibly lucky?
Hollow, a tired soul: No.
One of Varian's (unwanted) followers: Wise one, what is your wisdom?
Varian: Be gay. Do crime.
Leaoni: I have a girlfriend now.
Amari encouragingly: A girlfriend?
Leaoni: [Reflexively gives a panicked peace sign]
Amari: Two girlfriends?!
Varian: My new tactic to annoy Alune is to argue that something that's objectively real and 100% factual actually doesn't exist.
Leaoni: …evil. But hilariously evil
Alune, storming in: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT “BELIEVE” IN WATER?!
Zatian: I hate nature. It’s dirty. It’s unhygienic. And what’s that smell?
Kallai: That would be grass.
Zatian: Fucking disgusting.
Zatian: For your crimes, we sentence you to 68 years in prison
Varian: Can- can you add one more year.
Nova: Bro, are you still mad that I foresaw your fate and made no attempt to warn you so you could try to thwart it? Bro, I’m sorry but you have to admit it was a little funny.
Sana: If you're going to make a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Leaoni: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
Takeo: Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.
Alune: I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
Pira: My new tactic to annoy Mito is to argue that something that's objectively real and 100% factual actually doesn't exist.
Theo: …evil. But hilariously evil
Mito, storming in: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT “BELIEVE” IN WATER?! YOU'RE A FUCKING PIRATE-
Mito: I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
Judge: For your crimes, we sentence you to 68 years in prison
Chan: Can- can you add one more year?
Mito: You know what this cereal is missing? Vodka
Pira: I agree
Ren: Sorry I'm late, I had a breakdown on my way here
Elyas: Oh no! Is your car okay?
Ren: Car?
Elyas:
Ren:
Geneva: I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
Carrie: You know what this cereal is missing? Vodka.
Huxley: Sorry I'm late, I had a breakdown on my way here
Fern: Oh no! Is your car okay?
Huxley: Car?
Fern:
Huxley:
Dollie : Sorry I'm late , I had a breakdown on my way here
Luca : Oh no ! Is your car okay ?
Dollie : Car ?
Luca :
Dollie :
Shadow : You know what this cereal is missing ? Vodka .
Dollie : I have a girlfriend now .
Tamaki , encouragingly : A girlfriend ?
Dollie : [ Reflexively gives a panicked peace sign ]
Tamaki , gasping : Two girlfriends ?!
Peregrine: I have a girlfriend now.
Shanks, encouragingly: A girlfriend?
Peregrine: [Reflexively gives a panicked peace sign]
Shanks: Two girlfriends?!
Luffy: My new tactic to annoy Torao is to argue that something that's objectively real and 100% factual actually doesn't exist.
Azami: …evil. But hilariously evil
Law, storming in: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T “BELIEVE” IN WATER?!
Zoro: You know what this cereal is missing? Vodka.
Peregrine: I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
Dollie : My new tactic to annoy Luca is to argue that something that's objectively real and 100% factual actually doesn't exist .
Tamaki : …evil. But hilariously evil
Luca , storming in : WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T “ BELIEVE ” IN WATER ?!
Shadow : I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon . And I was raised better than that .
Judge : For your crimes , we sentence you to 68 years in prison .
Dollie :
Dollie : Can - can you add one more year ?
One of Felix's followers: Wise one, what is your wisdom?
Felix: Be gay. Do crime.
Melissa: I have a girlfriend now.
Austin encouragingly: A girlfriend?
Melissa: [Reflexively gives a panicked peace sign]
Austin: whistles Two girlfriends! I'm-
Melissa, blushing fiercely: NO.
Felix: My new tactic to annoy Jarrod is to argue that something that's objectively real and 100% factual actually doesn't exist.
Austin: Evil. But hilariously evil.
Jarrod, storming in: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT “BELIEVE” IN WATER?!
Felix: I hate nature. It’s dirty. It’s unhygienic. And what’s that smell?
Emily: Grass.
Felix: Fucking disgusting.
-Cut to 3 hours later-
Felix, standing outside the back door: Just let me in!
Jarrod: Why the fuck were you rolling around in MUD!
Judge: For your crimes, we sentence you to 68 years in prison
Felix: Can- can you add one more year.
Jarrod: If you're going to make a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Felix: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
Austin: Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.
Felix: I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
Felix: I don’t like your accusatory tone.
Jarrod: I’d use a different tone, but I’m trying to accuse you of something.
Felix: Hey, can you pass the salt?
Jarrod: Can you do the damn dishes?
Felix: Too much salt.
Jarrod: Oh, hey, guys, where have you all been-
Melissa: The Jackson's barn's haunted.
Jarrod: …What?
Austin, grabbing a bat: Barn's haunted.
Melissa: My heart is guarded but, like… very poorly. With the kind of guards that would let three kids in a trench coat into an R-rated movie.
Melissa: Can I make a suggestion that doesn’t involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd?
Felix: Familial relationships are weird.
Felix: Like, I’d give Jarrod a kidney, no questions asked, but no way in hell is he touching my booze.
Felix: You and I have known each other for quite some time, right?
Jarrod: Yeah, we’ve been classmates for years. What is it?
Felix: Okay, just promise me you won’t get mad.
Jarrod: I’m not the type who gets angry easily, go ahead.
Felix: …What’s your name again?
Jarrod: I’m mad.
Felix: I like to stare directly into security cameras to let the government knows I'm watching them back.
Jarrod: Hey, El, there's been a rumor going around that you're gay. I just thought you should know.
Felix: …A rumor? You mean there are people doubting it?
Felix, covered in blood while everyone else is in Halloween costumes: Oh, it's Halloween.
Felix:
Felix: This was really, really good timing.
Martha: I have a girlfriend now.
Jackson: A girlfriend?
Martha: Reflexively gives a panicked peace sign
Jackson: Two girlfriends?!
Nich: My new tactic to annoy Samuel is to argue that something that's objectively real and 100% factual actually doesn't exist.
Therese: Evil. But hilariously evil.
Samuel, storming in: What the hell do you mean you "don't believe in water"?!
Alessandra: If you're going to make a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Percy: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
Maia: Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.
Nich: I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
Ace: My new tactic to annoy Riddle is to argue that something that's objectively real and 100% factual actually doesn't exist.
Spade: Evil. But hilariously evil.
Riddle, storming in: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T “BELIEVE” IN WATER?!
Ace: Imagine: I come into your window at night and say "feel how cold my hands are" and put my cold hands on the back of your neck.
Jack: But my neck-
Ace: You should've thought of that before you went and had a neck.
Jack: Ace, Spade, say something to the first years.
Ace, to the first years: Aww-
Spade, also to the first years: Don't swear.
Ace: I'll kill you-
Jack, laughing nervously: Ace, no-
Ace: Okay. Pez, but instead of anything normal, it's my head snapping back and shooting my organs out.
Riddle:
Spade:
Jack:
Hollow:
Ace:
Ace: What? Did I say something wrong?
Love: My new tactic to annoy Emmett is to argue that something that's objectively real and 100% factual actually doesn't exist.
Jack: Evil. But hilariously evil.
Emmett, storming in: What the hell do you mean you "don't believe in water"?!
Jack: I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
Azazel: Okay. Pez, but instead of candy, it's my head snapping back and shooting my organs out.
Quill:
Anthony:
Cyrus:
Dally:
Azazel: What? Did I say something wrong?
The Erl King: Okay. Pez, but instead of candy, it's my head snapping back and shooting my organs out.
Oleander:
Oberon:
Titania:
Robin:
The Erl King: What? Did I say something wrong?