Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Quill: What does take out mean?
Dally: Food.
Anthony: A date.
Jack: Murder.
Cyrus: If you're a preying mantis, it could be all three!

Emmett: Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.
Love, quietly: Ohio…

Cyrus: Dally can be…immature sometimes, sure.
Anthony: Sometimes? Remember that time he got excited because he found out he could drink two Capri Suns at once?
Dally, holding three Capri Suns: Guys, you’re not gonna believe this!

Dally: [Is drowning]
Jack: I’d save him, but who am I to play god?

@HighPockets

Vera: What does take out mean?
Freddy: Food.
Ozzie: A date.
Sybil: Murder.
Vera: If you're a preying mantis, it could be all three!

Victor: Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.
Jackson, quietly: Wisconsin.

Oberon: Robin can be…immature sometimes.
Titania: Sometimes? Remember that time they got excited because they found out they could drink two Capri Suns at once?
Robin, holding three Capri Suns: Guys, you’re not gonna believe this!

Aspen: Is drowning
Oberon: I’d save him, but who am I to play a god?

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town

Jesse: Hey Gracie, can I borrow your water bottle real quick?
Gracelyn: Sure, but there's not much water left.
Jesse: Oh, don't worry, I'm not gonna drink it.
Gracelyn: What's it for then?
Jesse: I set my room on fire.
Gracelyn: Oh okay.
Gracelyn:
Gracelyn: Wait what-

Jesse: Go to the supermarket and get 3 cartons of milk. If there are apples, get 20.
Delphinia: Got it!
[later]
Delphinia, carrying 20 cartons of milk: Hey guys, I'm back! Quick, come help me, these are heavy.
Jesse: I didn't ask for 20 cartons of milk???
Delphinia: But there were apples!

Hex: I saw two elementary kids fighting, so I had to step in.
Jesse: Oh, that's good-
Hex: They didn't stand a chance.

Jesse: Del can be… immature sometimes.
Hex: Sometimes? Remember when she got excited because she realized she could drink two Caprisuns at once?
Delphinia, holding three Caprisuns: Guys you’re not gonna believe this-

Jesse: Quit it, you're acting like you're 12.
Hex: Oh, I am. On a scale of 1 to 10.

Jesse: This is the longest I've ever slept! I feel so refreshed! I can feel my body getting healthier!
Clem: How long did you sleep?
Jesse: A full nine minutes!

Gracelyn: Hex couldn't be here today, so he's being replaced by this puppet.
Delphinia: [applauds]
Jesse: This puppet smells weird and goes missing at convenient times, so it's the perfect stand-in for him.

Jesse: I wish I was a dinosaur.
Delphinia: Because they're big and strong?
Jesse: Because they're dead.

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

Jax: Mavis, Piss off you're like 8
Mavis: Actually, I'm 4, you piece of shit

Camille: I think I'm done with evolution

@spacebluelily

Gavin, stuck in a candy machine: I'm the smartest person here
Fenris, entering the room: …Are you stuck in a candy machine?
Gavin: I paid for a chocolate bar and I WILL GET MY CHOCOLATE BAR!

Gavin: This is the longest I've ever slept! I feel so refreshed! I can feel my body getting healthier!
Fenris: How long did you sleep?
Gavin: A full nine minutes!

Hayden: Go to the supermarket and get 3 cartons of milk. If there are apples, get 20.
Dangelo: Got it!
[later]
Dangelo, carrying 20 cartons of milk: Hey guys, I'm back! Quick, come help me, these are heavy.
Hayden: I didn't ask for 20 cartons of milk???
Dangelo: But there were apples!

Hayden, receiving his test back: I DIDN'T STUDY ALL NIGHT TO GET A FUCKING B-

@HighPockets

Robin: I saw two elementary kids fighting, so I had to step in.
Oberon: Oh, that's good-
Robin: They didn't stand a chance.

@threesacult

Azazel: I saw two elementary kids fighting, so I had to step in.
Quill: Oh, that's good-
Azazel: They didn't stand a chance.

Quill: Elias, I think I might like Perry.
Perry, in the distance: Hey, El! Let’s see who can fit the most marshmallows in their mouth!
Elias: …I have to say, I’m a little disappointed in you.

Ibis: I am, in fact, vanilla, but not like vanilla ice cream, more like that vanilla extract stuff that's just vodka with vanilla beans in it.

Dally: Sometimes we screw things up for the better.
Cyrus: That’s a good motto. We should use it.

Waiter: What can I get for you?
Poli: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?
Ellis: Aw, that’s so-
Poli, putting both the straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this

Ibis: So, are we flirting right now?
Vio: I’m literally trying to kill you!
Ibis: That doesn’t answer my question.

Baby: Is crying
Anthony, picking up the baby: Shh, it’s okay. You’ll learn how to do that on the inside when you’re older.
Dally:
Dally: Dude, are you okay?

@HighPockets

Addie: Eliot, I think I might like Kay.
Kay, in the distance: Hey, Addie! Let’s see who can fit the most marshmallows in their mouth!
Eliot: …I have to say, I’m a little disappointed in you.

Oliver: I am, in fact, vanilla, but not like vanilla ice cream, more like that vanilla extract stuff that's just vodka with vanilla beans in it.

Joan: Sometimes we screw things up for the better.
Nich: That’s a good motto. We should use it.

Waiter: What can I get for you?
Percy: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?
Alessandra: Aw, that’s so-
Percy, putting both the straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this-

Oleander: So, are we flirting right now?
Vivian: I’m literally trying to kill you!
Oleander: That doesn’t answer my question.

Baby: Is crying
Beck, picking up the baby: Shh, it’s okay. You’ll learn how to do that on the inside when you’re older.
Casey:
Casey: Dude, are you okay?

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

Random Guard: YOU CAN'T JUST WALTZ ON THIS LAND, THAT'S ILLEGAL
Amerly, Logan, Noelle, and, Blevin hold up passport: Tada!
Random Guard: Passports?! You entered here legally

Emma: So, I think I have feelings for you.
Elijah: (silence)
Emma: Like… I kind of like you.
Elijah: (moar silence)
Emma: I love you. I'm-I'm telling you I love you.
Elijah: (silence intensifies)
Emma: BITCH I'D STRANGLE A HUNDRED BABIES JUST TO HAVE A SINGLE DAY WITH YOU!
(later)
Elijah: Yeah, I don't think so and that's why I'm best boy

Aaron: Forget what you saw or I'll North Korean your asses

Elijah: Do you want to keep the bunny or do you want to keep your kneecaps?

Terry: mayonnaise is spicy

Elijah: I saw two elementary kids fighting, so I had to step in.
Claire: Oh, that's good-
Elijah: They didn't stand a chance.

Micheal: This is the longest I've ever slept! I feel so refreshed! I can feel my body getting healthier!
Sophie: How long did you sleep?
Micheal: A full half an hour!

Darnell: About to be eaten by a flower monster
Elijah: I’d save him, but who am I to play a god?

Micheal, receiving his test back: I DIDN'T GAME ALL NIGHT TO GET A FUCKING B-

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Azami: Sugar is the gay version of salt.
Sanji: …

@Fairlyodd

Wren: I am, in fact, vanilla, but not like vanilla ice cream, more like that vanilla extract stuff that's just vodka with vanilla beans in it.

Frost: Sometimes we screw things up for the better.
Takeo: That’s a good motto. We should use it.

Waiter: What can I get for you?
Leaoni: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?
Wren: Aw, that’s so-
Leaoni, putting both the straws in her mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.

Leaoni: So, are we flirting right now?
Zatian: I’m literally trying to kill you!
Leaoni: That doesn’t answer my question.

Miran, a baby: [Is crying]
Varian, picking up the baby: Shh, it’s okay. You’ll learn how to do that on the inside when you’re older.
Alune:
Alune: [Sighs] I mean you’re not wrong but-

@IonizationEnergy

Abraham: What does take out mean?
Quinn: Food
Fantasia: A date
Kalif: Murder
Dante: If you're a preying mantis, it could be all three

Lyra: Kalif can be…immature sometimes, sure.
Nolan: Sometimes? Remember that time he got excited because he found out he could drink two Capri Suns at once?
Kalif, holding three Capri Suns: Guys, you’re not gonna believe this!

Bristol: Sugar is the gay version of salt.
Izzy: …

Wes: Forget what you saw or I'll North Korean your asses

Kalif: So, are we flirting right now?
Xavier: I’m literally trying to kill you!
Kalif: That doesn’t answer my question.

Brooks, receiving his test back: I DIDN'T STUDY ALL NIGHT TO GET A FUCKING A-

Lyra: Go to the supermarket and get 3 cartons of milk. If there are apples, get 20.
Kalif: Got it!
[later]
Kalif, carrying 20 cartons of milk: Hey guys, I'm back! Quick, come help me, these are heavy.
Lyra: I didn't ask for 20 cartons of milk???
Kalif: But there were apples!

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

Teacher: Good morning
Kelly: Bad morning
(Thus Kelly had begun to lead a life of crime)

@sock

Himari: What would the chef recommend?
Server: Ma’am, this is McDonalds.
Chan: Please, excuse my friend, she isn’t accustomed to our traditions. What would the McChef recommend?

Ren: This is the longest I've ever slept! I feel so refreshed! I can feel my body getting healthier!
Zephyr: How long did you sleep?
Ren: A full nine minutes!

Chan, stuck in a candy machine: I'm the smartest person here
Elyas, entering the room: …Are you stuck in a candy machine?
Chan: I paid for a chocolate bar and I WILL GET MY CHOCOLATE BAR!

Lucas: I am, in fact, vanilla, but not like vanilla ice cream, more like that vanilla extract stuff that's just vodka with vanilla beans in it.

Waiter: What can I get for you?
Chan: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?
Himari: Aw, that’s so-
Chan, putting both the straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this

Chan: So, are we flirting right now?
Lucas: I’m literally trying to kill you!
Chan: That doesn’t answer my question.

Zephyr: Must I "get a job" and "earn money?" Is it not enough just to eat fruit and love women…?

Elyas: Every time I think, I take 10 damage

Ren: If I could swing a really big sword, it wouldn't even matter if anyone loved me or not

Chan: Obsessed with the old lady in the convenience store I overheard say, "Well you know me, I can't resist a gnome"

@HighPockets

Ginny: Must I "get a job" and "earn money?" Is it not enough just to eat fruit and love women?

Vivian: If I could swing a really big sword, it wouldn't even matter if anyone loved me or not.

Teagan: Obsessed with the old lady in the convenience store I overheard say, "Well you know me, I can't resist a gnome"

@Fairlyodd

Leaoni: That's insane, but it's also, like, the eleventh most insane thing to happen to me today, so who cares?

Frost: I'm fine. I've decided to stop fighting it, and lean into the fact that I am an idiot.

Leaoni: That's weird, it's sunny outside.
Varian: Why is that weird?
Leaoni: Because a fucking storm is about to rain down on Frost after what he just did.

Graham: Anyway, I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out homies.

Leaoni, planning a breakup: I'm gonna send her a text while she's sleeping that says 'we're done'.
Alune: Clear. Accurate. But do you feel like it's enough?
Leaoni: 'We're done. Goodbye.'
Alune, nodding in approval: Yes. That should do it.
Varian, watching in horror: You're both sociopaths.

Sana: I think Takeo is taking the news really well.
Takeo: [screams and punches a hole in the wall]

Zatian: We need to make sure no one else finds out about this.
Leaoni: Varian won't tell anyone if I ask him not to. I'll handle him, you take care of Kallai.
Zatian: But how to make it look like an accident?
Leaoni: I'm not saying murder. Just talk to him like a normal person.
Zatian: Right, even better, get him to tell me all his little secrets then if he tries anything we can destroy him.

Leaoni and Varian: [Bickering loudly]
Alune: Stop it both of you.
Alune: [Turning his spinny chair] Now you've done it.
Leaoni and Varian:
Alune: You've made me turn my chair.

@threesacult

Quill: If I could swing a really big sword, it wouldn't even matter if anyone loved me or not.

Cyrus: Must I "get a job" and "earn money?" Is it not enough just to eat fruit and love women?

Quill: Obsessed with the old lady in the convenience store I overheard say, "Well, you know me, I can't resist a gnome"

Anthony: That's insane, but it's also, like, the eleventh most insane thing to happen to me today, so who cares?

Cyrus: I'm fine. I've decided to stop fighting it, and lean into the fact that I am an idiot.

Quill: Anyway, I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out, homies.

@HighPockets

Dima: That's insane, but it's also, like, the eleventh most insane thing to happen to me today, so who cares?

Vince: I'm fine. I've decided to stop fighting it, and lean into the fact that I am an idiot.

Kels: That's weird, it's sunny outside.
Imogen: Why is that weird?
Kels: Because a fucking storm is about to rain down on Pietyr after what he just did.

Beck: Anyway, I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out homies.

Addie: I think Katya is taking the news really well.
Kels: Screams and punches a hole in the wall

Talia: We need to make sure no one else finds out about this.
Vince: Quinn won't tell anyone if I ask them not to. I'll handle them, you take care of Portia.
Talia: But how to make it look like an accident?
Vince: I'm not saying murder! Just talk to her like a normal person.
Talia: Right, even better, get her to tell me all her little secrets. Then if she tries anything we can destroy her.
Vince: No.

@Pickles

Parsley, staring at the mailman: I don't trust that man as far as you could throw him
Hunter: Actually the phrase is 'as far as I could throw him'
Parsley: No. I could throw him quite far. You are a shrimpy child

@HighPockets

Vivian, staring at Oleander: I trust that man as far as you could throw him
Iam: Actually the phrase is 'as far as I could throw him'
Vivian: No. I could throw him quite far. You, on the other hand, couldn't.

@threesacult

Tetra, staring at Poli: I trust that man as far as you could throw him.
Vio: Actually, the phrase is 'as far as I could throw him.’
Tetra: No. I could throw him quite far. You, on the other hand, couldn't.

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town