forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Chloe: Is it okay if we stay with you tonight?
Allen: Of course. My door is always open.
Chloe: Is that why you don’t have any furniture?

Chloe: That's insane, but it's also, like, the eleventh most insane thing to happen to me today, so who cares?

Caleb: How do you deal with anxiety?
Gerard: I let it fuck me up and then go to bed.

Keyla: New year, new me.
Milo: New year, same me.
Milo: I'm perfect, bitches.

Gerard: This is the longest I've ever slept! I feel so refreshed! I can feel my body getting healthier!
Adelia: How long did you sleep?
Gerard: A full nine minutes!

Andor: I mean, it was all fun and games until I licked the power outlet
Ara:
Ara: You what-

Kit: I think Gerard is taking the news really well.
Gerard: [screams and punches a hole in the wall]

Ravina, staring at Milo: I trust that man as far as you could throw him
Garzlan: Actually the phrase is 'as far as I could throw him'
Ravina: No. I could throw him quite far. You, on the other hand, couldn't.

Kit: Don’t accidentally kill anyone.
Crispin: I’m not an idiot.
Crispin: I know how to do it on purpose

Ara: Why the fuck would you go big when you can go home?

Holly: I'd like to offer you some friendly advice.
Brian: I don't need your help.
Holly: Consider it unfriendly advice then, dipshit.

Wedding Officiant: Okay, repeat after me
Graham: After me
Wedding Officiant:
Leaoni, whispering to Lynn: Are you sure this is the one you want?

Sana, giving Alune a pep talk: Don't let anyone else ruin your day!
Varian: Yeah! You gotta take matters into your own hands! RUIN YOUR OWN DAY!
Sana: No!

Takeo [hungover]: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Frost: I would, but then I’d be lying to the king of all ducks.

Lynn: Varian, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Varian: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

Frost: We need to get through this locked door. Takeo, give me your credit card.
Takeo: Here.
Frost, pocketing it: Thanks. Kallai, force open the door.

Lynn: I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Graham, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Leaoni, staring at Frost: I trust that man as far as you could throw him.
Alune: Actually, the phrase is 'as far as I could throw him.’
Leaoni: No. I could throw him quite far. You, on the other hand, couldn't.

Leaoni: New year, new me.
Alune: New year, same me.
Varian: I'm perfect, bitches.

Varian: I mean, it was all fun and games until I licked the power outlet.
Alune:
Alune: You what-

Nich: We need to get through this locked door. Samuel, give me your credit card.
Samuel: Here.
Nich, pocketing it: Thanks. Therese, force open the door.

Eliot: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Sola: Aren’t you like seventeen?
Eliot: I might die at 34.

Beck: I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Casey, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Alessandra: Is it okay if we stay with you tonight?
Anne: Of course. My door is always open.
Percy: Is that why you don’t have any furniture?

Percy: That's insane, but it's also, like, the eleventh most insane thing to happen to me today, so who cares?

Marisol: How do you deal with anxiety?
Beck: I let it fuck me up and then go to bed.

Kay: I mean, it was all fun and games until I licked the power outlet.
Kels:
Kels: You what-

Dally: New year, new me!
Jack: New year, same me.
Jack: I'm perfect, bitches.

Luca: Dollie, would you please stop making everything into a Jojo reference?
Dollie: Sure.
Luca: Thanks, I couldn't stand-
Dollie, now hiding on top of the fridge: What? A Stand?!
Luca: Goddammit.

Tamaki: So, wait…
Tamaki: This guy just breathes weird and then he gets sunlight power somehow?
Dollie: Yep.
Tamaki:
Tamaki: Can we try that?
Dollie, suddenly dressed up as Joseph Joestar: Hell yeah.
Tamaki: Holy fuck-

Dollie: I’M TOO HOT
Dollie: [looks over at Luca]
Dollie: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Dollie: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Dollie: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Luca: [sighs]
Luca, with a deadpan expression: Hot damn.
Dollie: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMEN

Quill: I'm sad :(
Perry, nodding: Mood.

Elias: I’m in a horrible mood today, so everyone had better beware!
Elias:
Elias: Nobody recognizes my hints to smother me with affection.

Cyrus: How do I look?
Jack: Like an idiot.
Cyrus: Perfect.

Poli: I’M TOO HOT
Poli: [Looks over at Tetra]
Poli: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Poli: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Poli: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Tetra: [Sighs]
Tetra, with a deadpan expression: Hot damn.
Poli: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMEN

Quill: Humans are inherently social-
Anthony: Oh? Then why am I so much happier alone?
Quill: Are you really, though?
Anthony:
Anthony: Shut up.

Dally: Wow, Quill, you're so polite.
Quill: Thanks, it’s the crippling anxiety!

Cyrus: Top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat.
Anthony: Cyrus, it's 2 AM, please-

Dally: What are the symptoms for teenage depression?
Anthony: Why are you asking me?
Dally: Because I saw Quill drop a sock, and she just stared at it and said “Why have the gods forsaken me”.

Harper: Humans are inherently social-
Beck: Oh? Then why am I so much happier alone?
Harper: Are you really, though?
Beck:
Beck: Shut up.

Mr. Lowe: Wow, Victor, you're so polite.
Victor: Thank you, it’s the crippling anxiety.

Sybil: Top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat.
Ozzie: Sybil, it's 2 AM, please-

Carter: What are the symptoms for teenage depression?
Louis: Why are you asking me?
Carter: Because I saw Jack drop a sock, and he just stared at it and said “Why have the gods forsaken me”.

Hex: We need to get through this locked door. Gracelyn, give me your credit card.
Gracelyn: Here.
Hex, pocketing it: Thanks. Alright, Aurelia, force open the door.

Jesse: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Martell: Aren’t you, like, fourteen?
Jesse: I might die at twenty-eight!

Jesse: I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Delphinia, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Jesse: Don’t accidentally kill anyone.
Hex: I’m not an idiot. I know how to do it on purpose.

Clem: Wow, Finn, you're so polite.
Finn: Thank you, it’s the crippling anxiety.

Jesse: Hey, you wanna come over?
Phoenix: Sure! By the way I got bored at 6am and made you a sword.
Jesse: You what-

Jesse: I'm so tired I could eat a horse.
Phoenix: I identify as a horse and this offends me.
Delphinia: I identify as offends and this horses me.
Finn: I offend horses, identify me.
Gracelyn: Wait why would you eat a horse if you were tired??

Ladios: I have devised a foolproof plan to get Thea to date me.
Jedrek: That’s great kiddo! What is it?
Ladios: First, I will say absolutely terrible things to her.
Ladios: Second, I will call her offending nicknames.
Jedrek: I don’t think that’s how it works?
Ladios: Hush, Jedrek, she’s coming. Should I try it out?
Jedrek: Absolutely.
—
Tournour: You’re irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Berthold: Well, that’s just your personal opinion because I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have an anger issue?
Jedrek: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
—
Thea: So what’s Ladios’s type?
Lance: Brown eyes, sort of kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, and turtle lover.
Thea: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.
Lance: Did I mention oblivious?
Thea: Yeah, why?
Lance: Okay, just making sure.
—
Lance: I’ve looked everywhere for my shirt, and I can’t find it.
Arwood: Everywhere you say?
Lance: Yes.
Arwood: opens drawer and pulls out shirt.
Lance: I swear that drawer was NOT there a minute ago.
—
Lance: Arwood has a point, the death of a close friend, especially at our age, can trigger a whole range of emotions. As a psychologist-
Hildah: -Student.
Lance: I hereby offer my licensed-
Hildah: -unlicenced.
Lance: - services as a grief counselor-
Hildah: grief causer.
Lance: If anyone needs to talk, the doctor-
Hildah: Not even close.
Lance: - is in.
—
Arwood: Looks like we’re on Plan B.
Jedrek: Technically, this is Plan G.
Ladios: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a Plan M?
Tournour: Yeah, but Berthold dies in Plan M.
Thea: I like Plan M.
—
Anwell: We have your boyfriend.
Arwood: I don’t have a boyfriend.
Anwell: He made us reevaluate our life choices, and now we feel really bad, so can you come and pick him up?
Arwood: Oh my goodness, you have Lance.
Anwell: I’m going to become a painter.

Dally: So, what’s Anthony’s type?
Cyrus: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, and an animal lover.
Dally: Huh, sounds kind of like me! Too bad we’re just friends.
Cyrus: Did I mention oblivious?
Dally: Yeah, why?
Cyrus: Just making sure.

Doyle: We have your sibling.
Jack: I don’t have a sibling?
Doyle: They made us reevaluate our life choices, and now we feel really bad, so can you please just come and pick them up?
Jack: Ohhh, you have Love.
Doyle: I’m going to become a painter.

[THIS POST IS EVIL]
William: Please do not interact with to contain the evil
Duke: RELEASE THE EVIL
William: Stop that

Alune: By the way, I got bored at 6am and made those sound-absorbent shoes you were talking about.
Varian: Oh my god, seriously!?
Leaoni: You do realise the only reason he even thought those up was so he could call them-
Varian: SNEAKers!

Varian: Humans are inherently social-
Alune: Oh? Then why am I so much happier alone?
Varian: Are you really, though?
Alune:
Alune: Shut up.

Takeo: Top hats imply the existence of a bottom hat.
Sana: Takeo, it's 2 AM, please-

Zatian: I have devised a foolproof plan to get Leaoni to date me.
Kallai: That’s great! What is it?
Zatian: First, I will say absolutely terrible things to her.
Zatian: Second, I will call her offending nicknames.
Kallai: I don’t think that’s how it works?
Zatian: Hush, Kal, she’s coming. Should I try it out?
Kallai: I don't have the authority to stop you, so…

Varian: You’re irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Takeo: Well, that’s just your personal opinion because I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have an anger issue?
Alune: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

Varian: I’ve looked everywhere for my shirt, and I can’t find it.
Lynn: Everywhere you say?
Varian: Yes.
Lynn: [opens drawer and pulls out shirt.]
Varian: I swear that drawer was NOT there a minute ago.

Frost: Lynn has a point, the death of a close friend, especially at our age, can trigger a whole range of emotions. As a psychologist-
Leaoni: -Student.
Frost: I hereby offer my licensed-
Leaoni: -unlicenced.
Frost: - services as a grief counselor-
Leaoni: grief causer.
Frost: If anyone needs to talk, the doctor-
Leaoni: Not even close.
Frost: - is in.

Varian: Looks like we’re on Plan B.
Alune: Technically, this is Plan G.
Leaoni: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a Plan M?
Alune: Yeah, but Frost dies in Plan M.
Leaoni: I like Plan M.

Pietyr: We have your sister.
Tabitha: I don’t have a sister?
Pietyr: She made us reevaluate our life choices, and now we feel really bad, so can you please just come and pick her up?
Tabitha: Ohhh, you have Imogen.
Pietyr: I’m going to become a painter.

Dollie: Am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else's by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction?
Luca:
Luca: How high are you?
Dollie: I'm 4'6

Zepp: Why are shorts called shorts but pants aren't called longs?
Dollie: She wears short shorts, I wear long longs
Tamaki: She's cheer cheerer and I'm on the sit sits

Zepp: Can you pass the salt?
Luca: [glares at Zepp] Now, you know that's not polite. Ask nicely.
Zepp: [sighs]
Zepp: Swiggity swalt, pass me the salt.
Luca: Very good.

Zepp: Beauty and the beast but reverse, I kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it's awesome
Dollie: Shrek
Zepp: Nevermind, mission abort mission abort

Micheal, to anything involving human interaction: I'm sickened but curious

Jane: The sooner you accept your disgusting decision, the better

Sophie, describing the reapers: Last but not least there are those mysterious guys, well I don't anything guys but I don't care

Berthold; Don’t correct me!
Jedrek: Don’t be wrong!
—
Thilah: But do you like me or like me like me? Do you like me as a friend, a wife? Or as in a soulmate? Or like, a cuddle buddy? Or permanent business partners? Unclear, please specify.
Arwood: (Literally on one knee proposing) Take a random guess.
—
Arwood: You spent $68 on conditioner?
Thilah, Jedrek, Berthold, Flilana, and every other lafear in existence: A small price to pay for self-esteem, Arwood.
—
Jedrek: So, how does she make you feel, Ladios?
Ladios: She makes my stomach feel knotted, and my chest feel warm, and whenever she gets close, my heart goes crazy, and I love being around her.
Jedrek: Which means…?
Ladios:…she's my best friend?
Jedrek: No.
—
Jedrek: Friendly reminder, that after each day passing, you are closer to finding your soulmate.
Berthold: And your grave.

Jaq: But do you like me or like me like me? Do you like me as a friend, a wife? Or as in a soulmate? Or like, a cuddle buddy? Or permanent business partners? Unclear, please specify.
Bastian: (Literally on one knee proposing) Take a random guess.

Nami: We need to get through this locked door. Zoro, give me your credit card.
Zoro: Here.
Nami, pocketing it: Thanks. Sanji, force open the door.

Nami: So, how does he make you feel, Luffy?
Luffy: He makes my stomach feel knotted, and my chest feel warm, and whenever he gets close, my heart goes crazy, and I love being around him.
Nami: Which means…?
Luffy:…he's my best friend?
Nami: No.

Quill: What are you doing?
Cyrus: Seeing what happens when I put this burger in the blender!
Quill: I'm disgusted.
Quill, moving to get a closer look: But curious!

Ellis: Well, how does she make you feel, Tetra?
Tetra: She makes my stomach feel knotted, and my chest feel warm, and whenever she gets close, my heart goes crazy, and I love being around her.
Ellis: Which means…?
Tetra: …she's my best friend?
Ellis, sighing: No.

Kallai: You spent $68 on conditioner?
Zatian: A small price to pay for self-esteem, Kal.

Leaoni: So, how does he make you feel, Varian?
Varian: He makes my stomach feel knotted, and my chest feel warm, and whenever he gets close, my heart goes crazy, and I love being around him.
Leaoni: Which means…?
Varian:…he's my best friend?
Leaoni: No.

Wren: Friendly reminder, that after each day passing, you are closer to finding your soulmate.
Alune: And your grave.

Delphinia: Looks like we’re on Plan B.
Jesse: Technically, this is Plan G.
Delphinia: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a Plan M?
Jesse: Yeah, but Hex dies in Plan M.
Aurelia: I like Plan M.

Delphinia: Why are shorts called shorts but pants aren't called longs?
Jesse: She wears short shorts, I wear long longs
Gracelyn: She's cheer cheerer and I'm on the sit sits

Jesse: Can you pass the salt?
Hex: [glares at Jesse] Now, you know that's not polite. Ask nicely.
Jesse: [sighs]
Jesse: Swiggity swalt, pass me the salt.
Hex: Very good.

Hex: Don’t correct me!
Gracelyn: Don’t be wrong!

Jesse: I know you can't feed friends after midnight but what about time zones?
Gracelyn: Jesse, it's 3am. Go to sleep.

cam: looks like we’re on plan b.
alli: technically, this is plan g
cam: how many plans do we have? is there like, a plan m?
alli: yeah, but narc dies in plan m.
florian: i like plan m

Arwood: I guarantee you, in twenty years I will be Thilah's second husband.
Thilah: What happened to my first husband?
Arwood: Nothing you can prove.
—
An emotion: (Pokes its head through the mountain of suppression Thea buried it under)
Thea: (Beating it with a stick) Back! Back!
—
Thea: I didn’t catch your name?
Hunter: I didn’t throw it.
—
Thea: Ladios, I'm so happy I could kiss you!
Ladios: (nervous laughter) Um…………………………… neat!
Later~~
Ladios: (Laying face down on his bed:) I can't believe I said 'neat', Arwood. 'NEAT'. Nobody says 'neat' anymore, it's the Fifth Age!!! It's not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I'm…… a huge loser!!!
Arwood: (Idly turns book page) Hey, don't beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened in that story I told you about when Thilah confessed to me?
Ladios: Didn't you, like, thank her?
Arwood: (Closes book and stares at the ceiling) I thanked her.
—
Jedrek: Fun Fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color!
Ladios: Star fruit.
Jedrek: So close! That’s a shape!
Berthold: You forgot about blackberries.
Jedrek: Nope, black isn’t a color.
Tournour: What about raspberries??
Ladios: Green beans?
Thea: Lemons.
Arwood: ORANGES!!
—
(During the attack of Brodi)
Felman: We’ll worry about the dragon when we get to it.
Arwood: I kind of feel like we should worry about it before then.
Felman: Young man, if I worry about a fraction of the things I should be worrying about, I wouldn’t get anything done.

Sophie: When did you get your driver's license
Elliot: I didn't