forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Elijah: I unfortunately found out that Aaron saw my secret, so I took the easy step of putting him in jail
Elijah, poking a dog cage Aaron is in: Are you sorry for your crimes

Jax: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Mavis: I never had one.
Jax: An imagination or a childhood?

Skylar: (dials 911)
Skylar: hey I hate to be a Karen but I glued myself to the ceiling again

Charlie: You read my diary?!
Terry: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Blevin: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!
Lucas: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies

Emma: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Dawn: I can't smile just because I feel like it?
Kelly: Elijah tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Jax, bad at flirting: I like your name
Sophie, equally as bad: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

Sophie: I like your shirt!
Matthew: Thanks (remembers people like bad boys) I stole it (remembers people also like nice guys) from an old man I was helping walk across the street

Jaelynn: If you tear more holes in a net, it would end up having fewer.
Chrystal: STOP

Charlie: (sharpens knife )We've got ways of making people talk.
Colton: (cuts piece of cake)
Terry: …can I have some?
Colton: Cake is for talkers.

Hunter: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Parsley: I never had one.
Hunter: An imagination or a childhood?

Emily: dials 911
Emily: hey I hate to be a Karen but I glued myself to the ceiling again

Hunter: You read my diary?!
Parsley: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Emily: If you tear more holes in a net, it would end up having fewer.
Mara: STOP

Marian: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Beatrice: I never had one.
Marian: An imagination or a childhood?

Ozzie: You read my diary?!
Freddy: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Varian: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Zatian: I never had one.
Varian: An imagination or a childhood?

Alune: You read my diary?
Leaoni: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Sana: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!
Varian: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

Lynn, bad at flirting: I like your name.
Graham, equally as bad: Thanks, I got it for my birthday.

Fenris: I relate to Belle because she loves books and loves people for their souls.
Mark: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.
Gavin: I relate to Scar, because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Winter: I relate to Kristoff because I too would go on an adventure with someone i barely know and proceed to critique their unhealthy relationship.

Syrus: So I hired an intern for you, hope that's alright with you.
Gavin: Wait, you did wh–
Syrus: Anyways, meet your new nuisance—er, I mean, your new assistance, Francis….uh….Duncan.
Francis: You must be the mind behind it all! I'm Francis Duncan, and you are….?
Gavin: Being punished for something, apparently.

Winter: (sharpens knife) We've got ways of making people talk.
Lena: (cuts piece of cake)
Hayden: …can I have some?
Lena: Cake is for talkers.

Hayden: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Ben: I never had one.
Hayden: An imagination or a childhood?

Lucas: I unfortunately found out that Chan saw my secret, so I took the easy step of putting him in jail
Lucas, poking a dog cage Chan is in: Are you sorry for your crimes

Elyas: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Lucas: I never had one.
Elyas: An imagination or a childhood?

Chan: (dials 911)
Chan: hey I hate to be a Karen but I glued myself to the ceiling again

Elyas: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!
Chan: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies

Zephyr: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Lucas: I can't smile just because I feel like it?
Ren: Chan tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Abraham: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Dante: I never had one.
Abraham: An imagination or a childhood?

Fantasia: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Kalif: I can't smile just because I feel like it?
Lyra: Nolan tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Bristol: Where are you going?
Cecilia: For cream puffs or to commit a felony, Lyra will decide for me in the car.

Nolan: So I hired an intern for you, hope that's alright with you.
Xavier: Wait, you did wh–
Nolan: Anyways, meet your new nuisance—er, I mean, your new assistance, Kalif….uh….Duncan.
Kalif: You must be the mind behind it all! I'm Kalif Duncan, and you are….?
Xavier: Being punished for something, apparently.

Dante: You read my diary?!
Kalif: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Wes: What?! The guy had a gun. It was clearly self-defense.
Xavier: The guy did not have a gun.
Wes, sighing: Okay, so it was murder. Who cares?

Jackson: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Victor: I never had one.
Geneva: An imagination or a childhood?

Trix: Where are you going?
Ness: For cream puffs or to commit a felony, Lyra will decide for me in the car.
Lyra: Nods enthusiastically

Juniper: So I hired an intern for you, hope that's alright with you.
Titania: Wait, you did wh–
Juniper: Anyways, meet your new nuisance—er, I mean, your new assistance, uh, Clove.
Clove: You must be the mind behind it all! I'm Clove, and you are?
Titania: Being punished for something, apparently.

Oberon: You read my diary?
Titania: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Talia: What?! The guy had a gun. It was clearly self-defense.
Portia: The guy did not have a gun.
Talia: Okay, so it was murder. Who cares?

Ava describing Sophie: Your very posture tells me "Here is a woman of true greatness." Either that or "Here are my genitals, please kick them."

Emma: Well, if there is a higher power then why didn't he get you a new coat
Dawn: He's too busy looking for your brain

Jaq: Officer, I swear, I dropkicked that child in self defense.

Uzula: When God sends me to Hell, I want him to hesitate.

Lucas: Is no an emotion? Because I feel it

Morsea: Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!
Lilac: But I'm a vegan-
Morsea: Wakey wakey, vegetables and sadness.

Jaq: What?! The guy had a gun. It was clearly self-defense.
A guard: The guy did not have a gun.
Jaq, sighing: Okay, so it was murder. Who cares?

Quill: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!
Azazel: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

Drinn: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Vio: I never had one.
Drinn: An imagination or a childhood?

(this is basically just the exposition of my story lmao)
Cyrus: Hey, Kane, I hired a new intern! I hope that's alright with you.
Anthony: Wait, you did wh–
Cyrus: Anyways, meet your new nuisance—er, I mean, your new assistance, uh, Quill.
Quill: You must be the mind behind it all! I'm Quill Twycross, and you are….?
Anthony: Being punished for something, apparently.

Tetra: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Zephyr: I can't smile just because I feel like it?
Poli: Vio tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Tamaki: What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?
Dollie: Mitosis
Luca: I want to die.
Dollie: This is the joke that will bring back Jesus Christ

Tamaki: I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE
Tamaki: PLEASE HELP-
Dollie: I was gonna say 'brace yourself' but it looks like you've already swallowed that pun.
Tamaki: DO NOT-

Amber: Who needs ghosts? Haunt your own house. Wander around your own living room wailing and crying
Dollie: I already do- Ghosts hate me because I do their job for them.
Sanri: Millennials killing the haunting industry.

Dollie:
Luca: Um, Dollie, could you maybe not?
Dollie:
Dollie: Jokes on you, dickhead, I didn't say anything.

Martha: What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?
Jackson: Mitosis
Victor: I want to die.
Martha: This is the joke that will bring back Jesus Christ!

Vivian: Who needs ghosts? Haunt your own house. Wander around your own living room wailing and crying
Lavinia: I already do. Ghosts hate me because I do their job for them.
Lucas: Mortals killing the haunting industry.

Camille, at her funeral: Before we continue this funeral, I'd like to thank our sponsor Raid Shadow Legends

Sophie: Yes
Micheal: No

Valerie: a positive and negative charge convined is neutral, if someone is negative to you CHOP THEM IN THE THROAT THIS AIN´T PHYSICS

Flashback!Colton: Elijah has 19 bottles of soap and he gives-
Child!Charlie: wait, why does Elijah have so many bottle of soap?
Child!Elijah: MIND YOUR OWN BUSSINESS CHARLIE!

Claire: I´ll saw you hanging out with Charlie!
Darnell: Claire, is not what it seems!
Claire, pulling out a gun. I WONT HESITATE BITCH

Lucas: So for all the new viewers who came here there, there's a ghost in the house
Camille: (bumps into something)
Lucas: O_o

Skylar to a random employee: My email is [email protected]

All of these are from Shit People Have Said On Discord™

Azazel: I think we should all get to know each other better. What’s everyone’s favorite drug?
Quill: Melatonin.

Cyrus: I don’t know about you guys, but I’m headed either straight to Hell or Valhalla.

Cyrus: Why am I depressed? I did not consent to this emotion like what the fuck???

Vio: How do I turn down my emotions?
Drinn: Okay, so first go to settings.
Vio: And then?
Drinn: Flip every switch you can find and hope for the best. I don’t know, man, nothing’s labeled in there.

Dally: If my funeral doesn’t have Mad World playing, I won’t be attending.
Cyrus: Imagine attending your own funeral. Cringe.
Jack, who’s immortal: Y’all having funerals?

Quill: I would honestly be happy just lying in a pile of paper shreds.

Anthony: Do you like cilantro? Some people can’t taste it properly.
Cyrus, taking a piece of cilantro: Pfff, imagine being a nerd who can’t taste cilantro properly.
Cyrus: Puts it in her mouth and immediately spits it out in disgust

Elias: Cool new game show idea: Are You Smarter Than Five Gay Rats?
Perry: Probably not.
Perry: Wait, no, I am a gay rat.

Geneva: I think we should all get to know each other better. What’s everyone’s favorite drug?
Victor: Melatonin.

Della: Why am I depressed? I did not consent to this emotion like what the fuck???

Addie: I would honestly be happy just lying in a pile of paper shreds.

Marisol: Do you like cilantro? Some people can’t taste it properly.
Harper, taking a piece of cilantro: Pfft, imagine being a nerd who can’t taste cilantro properly.
Harper: Puts it in her mouth and immediately spits it out in disgust

Douglas: Cool new game show idea: Are You Smarter Than Five Gay Rats?
Oscar: Probably not.
Oscar: Wait, no, I am a gay rat.

Takeo: I don't eat them because they're shaped like dinosaurs. I eat them because they're fucking chicken nuggets!

Frost, after upsetting Sana: I didn't mean to do that.
Sana: No, it's fine, don't worry about it.
Leaoni, bursting into the room: No! It's not fine, what the fu-

Takeo: Oh god, you're bleeding a lot, what do i do?
Frost: Apply pressure.
Takeo: Ah, okay, uh - listen here you dumb bitch, if you don't stop bleeding right now you're gonna fucking die.
Frost: Wrong kind of pressure!

Madam Margo: Marcello, you better clean up this mess right now!
Marcello:…what mess?
Madam Margo: What mess?
Madam Margo: [points at Varian] You see that right there?!?!

Wren: So, what are you doing for Valentine's day?
Leaoni: Sleeping. Sleeping the whole day.

Takeo, staring at a wasp that got inside: Listen, i don't want any trouble.
Wasp: [flies in his direction]
Takeo: [screams and flings himself out the window]

Graham: Aren't you wanted by the state?
Varian: I'm wanted by a lot of people, okay? That's the price of being pretty.

Frost: [sneezes]
Leaoni: Oh my god, shut the hell up.

Lynn: Come on Gray, we have to go!
Graham, lying on the floor with sunglass on, listening to Elvis songs: Leave me alone to die.

Leaoni: If the human body doesn't get water, it will die.
Alune, taking the bottle of vodka away: I hate to break it to you but this is is not water.
Leaoni: No, but it's a liquid.

Samuel: How did you get in? The door's locked!
Nich, shrugging: Back door's not.

Teagan: I don't eat them because they're shaped like dinosaurs. I eat them because they're fucking chicken nuggets!

Kay: Oh gods, you're bleeding a lot, what do I do?
Eliot: Apply pressure.
Kay: Ah, okay, uh - listen here you dumbass, if you don't stop bleeding right now you're gonna fucking die.
Eliot: Wrong kind of pressure!

Harper: So, what are you doing for Valentine's Day?
Beck: Sleeping. Sleeping the whole day.

Samuel: Aren't you wanted by their government?
Nich: I'm wanted by a lot of people, okay? That's the price of being pretty. And also the price of crime.

Most of these are from abrigded animes

Sophie: Oh god, you're bleeding a lot, what do I do?
Ava: Writes Apply pressure.
Sophie: Ah, okay, uh - listen here you dumb bitch, if you don't stop bleeding right now you're gonna fucking die.
Ava: (facepalm)

Valerie: Circumcision is NOT supposed to be foreplay

Darnell: Did you two have a fight
(Aaron and Claire sitting there as Aaron has a knife in his chest and Claire is covered in blood)
Aaron: No
Claire: (giggle)
Darnell: Ok

Sophie: O..kay. So what brings you to the dump anyways
Lucas: Nothing in particular unless you can advancing the plot a reason

Dawn: I'm so glad we decided to skip school and graffiti the subway instead
Kelly: Yeah school's for fools
Charli: I at least wanted to turn in my homework

Quill: Oh god, you're bleeding a lot, what do I do?!
Dally: Apply pressure.
Quill: Ah, okay, uh—listen, you dumbass, if you don't stop bleeding right now you're gonna die!
Dally: Wrong kind of pressure!

Dally: So, what are you doing for Valentine's Day?
Anthony: Sleeping. Sleeping the whole day.

Anthony: Aren't you wanted by their government?
Jack: I'm wanted by a lot of people, okay? That's the price of being pretty. And also the price of crime.

Jaq: Why am I depressed? I did not consent to this emotion like what the fuck???

Cyrus: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Jack: Oh, it’s not water.
Cyrus: Vodka! I like your sty-
Jack: It’s vinegar.
Cyrus: …What?
Jack: It’s vinegar, coward

Poli: Who’s turn is it to give the pep talk?
Tetra, sighing: Zee’s.
Zephyr: Okay, fuck shit up in there, but don’t die.
Drinn, wiping away a tear: Inspirational.
Tetra: Facepalms

Quill: Jail’s not fun, I’ll tell you that much.
Anthony: You’ve been??
Quill: Once, in Monopoly.

Takeo: Jail’s not fun, I’ll tell you that much.
Sana: You’ve been??
Takeo: Once, in Monopoly.