Ellis: What’s your name?
Zephyr, whispering to Tetra: Can I tell him my real name?
Tetra: No!
Zephyr: I’m, uh, Tetra Praesidio.
Tetra, whispering to herself: The one time someone gets my last name right-
Anthony: Do you want some tea?
Quill: What are the options?
Anthony: Yes or no.
Matthew: Are y'all with the cult?
Camille: It's not a cult. It's an organization that promotes love and-
Matthew: This is it.
Jax as a detective: So it was you who made the floor slippery wasn't it?
Mop: (silence)
Aaron to Charlie, Kelly, and Tori: Ah, well, if it isn't the Simps.
Ms. Axel's teacher: Hey. We just got away with murder and it was so easy!
(Sees Colton walking down the street)
Ms. Axel's teacher: You know, I've never liked that little wiener Milhouse.
Yui: Your son made Kanato cry
Gaki: Well, now that wouldn't have to happen if he wasn't such a little bitch
Mason: Who's ready for a new week of ghosts? nobody's here.
Micheal: Maybe he'll just go away.
Sophie, holding a sign: You ok
Ava, on notebook: GO AWAY, PEASANT
Take care of your mental health
Sophie: Talk about your feelings
Darnell: Keep active
Elliot: Eat a potato
Elijah: Recite a dark spell
Valerie: Throw your phone in the lake
Amerly: Kiss a bird gently
Kelly: Scowl
Arron: Make fun of someone you don't like
Charlie: Lie down in the dirt and let the earth slowly reclaim you
Aaron to Darnell: Baby, I always hoped we'd die together. Sophie, Charlie, you go die over there.
Varian, to Alune: I always hoped that if we were doomed to die, we'd at least go down together.
Leaoni: Dude, we're here too!
Varian: Sorry, you're right. Leaoni, Takeo, can you go die over there? You're sort of ruining the moment.
Frost: Bro, would you take a bullet for me?
Kallai: I'd take a bullet for anything at this point.
Lynn: I just want you to know that I'm very fond of your son.
Marcello, thinking about how Varian walked into a glass door earlier: You are?
Lynn: Yes.
Marcello: Really?
Lynn: Yes.
Marcello:
Marcello: May I ask why?
Graham: Even if I wanted to go my schedule simply wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no-one. 5:30, jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again! 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I'm booked!
Hastur: What was that? I should kill everyone and escape?
Everyone:
Hastur: Sorry, it's the voices.
Everyone:
Hastur: I'm kidding! That's not what they really said…
Leaoni: Let me get this straight, you think that killing those guys is funny?
Zatian: I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
Anthony: I just want you to know that I'm very fond of your daughter.
Ms. Twycross, thinking about how Quill walked into a glass door earlier: You are?
Anthony: Yes.
Ms. Twycross: Really?
Anthony: Yes.
Ms. Twycross:
Ms. Twycross: May I ask why?
Jack, to Emmett: I always hoped that if we were doomed to die, we'd at least go down together.
Love: Dude, we're here too!
Jack: Sorry, you're right. Love, Karma, can you go die over there? You're sort of ruining the moment.
Percy, to Alessandra: I always hoped that if we were doomed to die, we'd at least go down together.
Beatrice: We're here too, you know.
Percy: Sorry, you're right. Beatrice, Marian, can you go die over there? You're sort of ruining the moment.
(this whole chat just made me laugh so hard that i snorted on my tea XD)
(:D!! <3)
"And there goes Godzilla.. Destroying the city." ~ Lucifer
Oberon, to Titania: I always hoped that if we were doomed to die, we'd at least go down together.
Aspen: We're here too, you know.
Oberon: Sorry, you're right. Aspen, Juniper, can you go die over there?
Titania: Yeah, you're sort of ruining the moment.
Quill: How are you gonna carve that pumpkin?
Perry: The same way I make onion rings!
Perry: Grabs a chainsaw
Poli, putting his arm around Tetra’s shoulder: We’re good friends, right?
Tetra: I’m going to set you on fire.
Zephyr: Playing with Tetra’s house phone
Tetra: What are you doing?
Zephyr: It says ‘do not dial 9’.
Zephyr: So, I dialed 9.
Quill: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Jack: How the hell am I supposed to know?
Cyrus: You say, as if we don’t use you as our source of knowledge of the occult.
Jack: Sighs
Jack: You wouldn’t be trapped.
Love: On our side we have facts, science, and reason. All the Sandman has is fear-mongering and lies!
Love:
Love: Oh my god, he’s gonna win.
Cyrus: God gave me crippling depression and anxiety because if my ambitions went unchecked, I would’ve bested him in hand-to-hand combat at age sixteen.
Perry: Hey, look what I made in class today!
Elias: Perry, those are paper boats and you are a college student.
(Around when they first became friends)
Jack: Every time I have a conversation with you I waste hours of my life. You're just too interesting.
Love: Oh, I can stop being interesting! Watch this.
Love: Completely freezes
Love:
Jack: Hello?
Love:
Jack: Well, now I have to stay here and see how long you can keep this up.
Wes: What’s your name?
Abraham, whispering to Dante: Can I tell him my real name?
Dante: No!
Abraham: I’m, uh, Dante Maaxallen.
Dante, whispering to herself: The one time someone gets my last name right-
Yuzu: I just want you to know that I'm very fond of your son.
David, thinking about how Rolan punched a glass door earlier: You are?
Yuzu: Yes.
David: Really?
Yuzu: Yes.
David:
David: May I ask why?
Kalif: Does my hair look good?
The cop taking his mugshot: Please stop asking.
Kalif: But It's important!
AJ: So, do you recognize any of these men?
Fantasia: I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didn't see his face. But I heard him. He was singing along to the music at the bar.
AJ: Do you remember what he was singing?
Fantasia: I think it was that song, "I Want It That Way."
AJ: Backstreet Boys. I'm familiar. Okay.
AJ: Number one, could you please sing the opening to "I Want It That Way"?
Nolan: Really? Okay. You are… my fire
AJ: Number two, keep it going.
Kalif: The one… desire
AJ: Number three.
Brooks: Believe… When I say
AJ: Number four.
Xavier: I want it that way
AJ: Tell me why!
All: Ain't nothing but a heartache
AJ: Tell me why!
All: Ain't nothing but a mistake
AJ: Now number five
Wes: I never want to hear you say
AJ: Whoo!
All: I want it that way
AJ: Ah, chills! Literal chills.
Fantasia: It was number five. Number five killed my brother.
AJ: Oh, my God, I forgot about that part.
Takeo: If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you’re not using enough duct tape.
Sana: Takeo, please, we have bandages -
Takeo: [adding another layer of duct tape to his wound]
Takeo, texting Varian: Answer your phone!
Varian, texting back: Can’t find my phone soz :/
Takeo: Oh, okay.
[a whole hour later]
Takeo: You’re a horrible person. You think you’re so god-damn funny, don’t you? Asshole.
Lynn: You can’t just run away from all your problems.
Graham: Maybe so, but i can moonwalk away from them.
Graham: [almost trips while moonwalking away]
Lynn: The fire department has been here SIX times this month!
Leaoni: Yeah, but, uh…one of those times is because I dialled 911 by mistake, but i was too embarrassed to admit it, so i set the kitchen on fire.
Varian: I’m a terrible person.
Alune:
Varian: Wow. Okay. Really thought you were gonna chime in with something supportive there.
Tsuyoi: Let me get this straight, you think that killing those guys is funny?
Insato: I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
Alune: How are you gonna carve that pumpkin?
Takeo: The same way I make onion rings.
Takeo: [Grabs a chainsaw]
Leaoni, putting her arm around Zatian's shoulder: We’re good friends, right?
Zatian: I’m going to set you on fire.
Padma: How are you gonna carve that pumpkin?
Barry: The same way I make onion rings!
Barry: Grabs a chainsaw
Nich, putting his arm around Joan's shoulder: We’re good friends, right?
Joan: I’m going to set you on fire.
Frankie: Playing with Kat's house phone
Liz: What are you doing?
Frankie: It says ‘do not dial 9’.
Frankie: So, I dialed 9.
Martha: Hey, look what I made in class today!
Victor: Martha, those are paper boats and you are a PhD student.
Harper: Every time I have a conversation with you I waste hours of my life. You're just too interesting.
Beck: Oh, I can stop being interesting. Watch this.
Beck: Completely freezes and stares off into space.
Harper:
Harper: Hello?
Beck:
Harper: Well, now I have to stay here and see how long you can keep this up.
Dima: Let me get this straight, you think that killing those guys is funny?
Lyra: I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
Sanji: How are you gonna carve that pumpkin?
Azami: The same way I make onion rings!
Azami: Grabs a chainsaw
Luffy, putting his arm around Law's shoulder: We’re good friends, right?
Law: I’m going to set you on fire.
Franky: If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you’re not using enough duct tape.
Chopper: Franky, please, we have bandages-
Franky: Adding another layer of duct tape to his wound
Zaleria: Do you want some tea?
Ali: What are the options?
Zaleria: Yes or no.
Gail: Bro, would you take a bullet for me?
Wilkes: I'd take a bullet for anything at this point.
Gail: I like you
Nikita: Honestly, who wouldn't
(Now with cursed Dangropeburn quotes and one hetalia)
Elijah: Cuz Big Brother gets all his alternate facts from the most trusted names in fake news!
Hunter to Colton: I'll say this for your benefit since you're stupid, ignorant, and smelly.
Charlie: Sigh… Personally, I'm disappointed. I'm still here and you're all still here… Nobody died.
Chrystal, on a daily basis: I'mpanickingsomuchldon'tevenhavetimetospacemywords!
Emma to Sophie: It's as though every time you open your mouth, you become less likable,
Tori, on a daily basis: White people, sheesh
Felix, examining earth: Serial killers…their value system is very different than the norm… What a marvelous existence!
Ongi to Bonita: Hey, that better be true! If you screwed up, I'll sell your fuckin' ass to a whorehouse!
Otori: …I hate that guy and his worldwide fame and his stupid games and…l! Hate! That! Hedgehog!
Dawn: Grab a partner and slow dance to… "I Squeezed Out the Baby But I Have No Idea Who The Father Is".
kas, pre confession: we have to get friendship bracelets so everyone knows that you're mine
jo:
kas: mine. friend. my friend.
Luca: Okay, now we need to get into groups.
Amber: I hope I'm not paired with Sanri.
Sanri: I hope I'm not paired with Amber.
[meanwhile]
Dollie: SHINJITERU ZE?
Tamaki: SHINJITERU YO!
Dollie and Tamaki: OINGO BOINGO BROTHEEEEERS-
Luca: And there they go again.
Dollie: Why am I not a banana?
Noctune: Because your genetic code dictates that you are a human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
Dollie: Thanks, Noctune.
Yasuho: Wait, are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people-
Carl: Would you take a bullet for me?
Huxley: I'd take a bullet for anything at this point.
Calla: I like you
Oleander: Honestly, who wouldn't-
Yasuho: …I hate that guy and his worldwide fame and his stupid games and…l! Hate! That! Hedgehog!
Hime: Dollie, please reconsider! They're piranhas! They're nothing like lasagna!
Sanri: I can't take it anymore! I would literally murder everyone in here for a can of Diet Coke!!
Tamaki: Would you take a bullet for me?
Dollie: I'd take a bullet for anything at this point.
Noctune: You either buckle down and do your work or you're going to McDonald's.
Yasuho: We're going to Mcdonalds if I don't do my work?
Noctune: No-
[on Halloween]
Sanri, to Amber: Well, what the hell are you supposed to be? A disappointment?
[while going grocery shopping]
Sanri, to Dollie: Put that candy back, I'm not buying you all that mess.
Dollie: [throws the candy at Sanri]
Sanri: Try me, bitch
Prof. Alden: Are y'all with the cult?
Liesl: It's not a cult. It's an organization that promotes love and-
Prof. Alden: So yes, then.
Barry, who's canonically a detective: So it was you who made the floor slippery wasn't it?
Mop: Silence
Cyrus: Are y'all with the cult?
Love: It's not a cult! It's an organization that promotes love and-
Cyrus: So yes, then.
Cyrus (who is also canonically a detective): So it was you who made the floor slippery, wasn't it?
Mop: Silence
Jack: You know that's bad for you, right?
Anthony, smoking a cigarette: That’s the point. We’re trying to speed life up a bit.
Quill: Eating raw cookie dough, nodding
Love: Sees Quill and Perry together
Love: They’re cute. I would put them on a boat.
Cyrus: You mean you… ship them?
Jack: You've got to learn to love yourself.
Anthony: Don't you hate yourself??
Jack: We're talking about you right now. Stay focused.
Anthony, sighing: Cyrus, if your friends were to jump off a cliff, would you?
Cyrus: With all due respect, my mother gave birth to a leader, an innovator, a dumbass. I’d be the first off that fucking cliff