forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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An emotion: [Pokes its head through the mountain of suppression Anthony buried it under]
Anthony, beating it with a stick: Back! Back!

Quill: When did you get your driver's license?
Azazel, starting the car: I didn't!

Zephyr: Tetra! There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly :(
Drinn, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Cyrus: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?
Jack: Existence is a prison and being bound to you is maximum security.

Zephyr: Hi, Tetra.
Tetra:
Zephyr: Hello?
Tetra:
Zephyr: Your bones are wet.
Tetra: Why the hell would you say that?!
Zephyr: You wouldn’t respond!

(around when they first met)
Jack: Do you think we should kiss? You know, to break the tension.
Emmett: I’m literally holding a knife to your throat.
Jack: That doesn’t answer my question.

An emotion: Pokes its head through the mountain of suppression Geneva buried it under
Geneva, beating it with a stick: Back! Back!

Marisol: When did you get your driver's license?
Beck, starting the car: Oh, I didn't.

Kay: Addie! There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly :(
Kels, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Robin: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?
Oberon: Existence is a prison and being bound to you is maximum security.

When staging the breakout
Percy: Do you think we should kiss? You know, to break the tension.
Alessandra: I’m literally holding a knife to your throat.
Percy: That doesn’t answer my question.

Percy: I guarantee you, in twenty years I will be Alessandra's second husband.
Alessandra: What happened to my first husband?
Percy: Nothing you can prove.

An emotion: Pokes its head through the mountain of suppression Beck buried it under
Beck, beating it with a stick: Back! Back!

Marcus: We’ll worry about the docks when we get to them.
Samuel: I kind of feel like we should worry about it before then.
Marcus: Young man, if I worried about a fraction of the things I should be worrying about, I wouldn’t get anything done.

An emotion: [Pokes its head through the mountain of suppression Noctune buried it under]
Noctune, beating it with a stick: Back! Back!

Sanri: Hi, Vic.
Vic:
Sanri: Hello?
Vic:
Sanri: Your bones are wet.
Vic, visibly disgusted: Why the hell would you say that?!
Sanri: You wouldn’t respond!

[in a battle with Amber]
Sanri: I have one last card.
Noctune: What is it?
Sanri: I've been saving this one…
Noctune: What's your final card?
Sanri: Look at their legs. They can't even walk. That's our ticket.
Noctune: Huh? How so?
Sanri: I'll use my legs.
Noctune: For what?
Sanri, running away: To hotfoot it out of here, Noctune!

Amber:
Dollie: Shut the fuck up-

Varian: Alune isn’t answering his phone
Lynn: I’ll call.
Varian: Leaoni and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Alune: Hello?

Zatian: What?! The guy had a gun. It was clearly self-defense.
Kallai: The guy did not have a gun.
Zatian, sighing: Okay, so it was murder. Who cares?

Alune: You're really bad at boundaries.
Takeo: Name one boundary that I have crossed.
[earlier]
Takeo, picking Alune's front door with a hairclip: Yo, can I come in?

Takeo: WHO MOVED MY BOW? I'M GOING TO -
Sana: I did.
Takeo: - tell you how much we love and appreciate everything you do.
[meanwhile]
Alune whispering in Varian's ear: Drink my coffee again and I'll fucking end you.

Graham: When did you get your driver's license?
Leaoni, starting the car: I didn't!

Frost: Kallai! There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly :(
Takeo, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Takeo: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?
Sana: Existence is a prison and being bound to you is maximum security.

Frost: Hi, Kal.
Kallai:
Frost: Hello?
Kallai:
Frost: Your bones are wet.
Kallai: Why the hell would you say that?!
Frost: You wouldn’t respond!

(around when they first met)
Varian: Do you think we should kiss? You know, to break the tension.
Alune: I’m literally holding a knife to your throat.
Varian: That doesn’t answer my question.

Karma: Jack isn’t answering his phone.
Emmett: I’ll call.
Karma: Love and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Jack, after the first ring: Hello?

Jack: What?! The guy had a gun. It was clearly self-defense.
Anthony: The guy did not have a gun.
Jack: Okay, so it was murder. Who cares?

Amber: You're really bad at boundaries.
Sanri: Name one boundary that I have crossed.
[earlier]
Sanri, picking Amber's front door with a hairclip: Yo, can I come in?

VIc: Lilac! There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly :(
Noctune, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Vic: WHO MOVED MY BOW? I'M GOING TO -
Lilac: I did.
Vic: - tell you how much we love and appreciate everything you do.
[meanwhile]
Sanri whispering in Luca's ear: Drink my coffee again and I'll fucking end you.

Luca: When did you get your driver's license?
Dollie, starting the car: I didn't!

Zepp: Vic isn’t answering her phone.
Lilac: I’ll call.
Zepp: Noctune and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Vic, immediately after the first ring: Hello?

Sanri: What?! The woman had a gun. It was clearly self-defense.
Luca: The woman did not have a gun.
Sanri: Okay, so it was murder. Who cares?

Drinn: I just killed someone in the cafeteria and I think someone saw me. What should I tell them?
Vio: Since when do you play Among Us?
Drinn: What the hell is Among Us?
Vio:

Quill: I am powerful and nothing can affect me!
Quill: Rocks back a little too far in her chair
Quill: I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory.

Anthony: You’re my closest friend, Cyrus. I’d do anything for you.
Cyrus: Okay, I want you eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Anthony: …I take it back.

Zephyr: Trust fall!
Tetra, from across the room: I’m not going to catch you.
Zephyr: Trust. Fall.
Tetra: I said no.
Zephyr: I’m falling!
Tetra, diving over two tables to catch them: You fucking idiot-

Zephyr: I need you to check under the bed for monsters.
Vio: Listen, I appreciate your confidence in me.
Vio: But if there’s a monster under there, it’s going to kill us both.

Ash: I am powerful and nothing can affect me!
Ash: Rocks back a little too far in his chair
Ash: I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory.

Thomas: Saddest song in history?
Pepper: A mashup of the saddest songs on broadway

Ash: You're not my dad! You can't tell me what to do!
William: Well, yeah, but I'm the closest thing you have to a father figure. So under those circumstances, I am technically your father.

Gavin: You’re my closest friend, Fenris. I’d do anything for you.
Fenris: Okay, I want you eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Gavin: …I take it back.

Naomi: I just killed someone in the cafeteria and I think someone saw me. What should I tell them?
Varian: Since when do you play Among Us?
Naomi: What the hell is Among Us?
Varian:

Adeline: Ladies, Gentlemen, Non-Binary pals and gals, I present you, Angel Gabriela. She's been a dick since The Beginning.

Danny: WAIT, you didn't have a driver's license? You've crashed a limo over a million times. How the fuck did you never get in trouble with the police?
Levi: I don't know. I have a pilot license…that's like a driver's license, isn't it? Wait…do I even have a pilot's license?

Adeline: DUCKS!
Gabriela: What about them?
Adeline: Ears. Do they have ears?
Gabriela: Hm…they must have. How do you think they hear other ducks mating calls?
Adeline: Wait what? They don't have mating calls.
Gabriela: Of course they do. All animals have one.

Varian: I know you’re mad, but before you say anything, yes, I screwed up. And yes, you warned me. And yes, I don’t know where I’m going with this. But I do know this: I have reached the end of my sentence.
Lynn:
Varian: Oh my god. Did that actually work?
Lynn: Not at all.

Sana: So, are you in a ‘i just need to rest’ kind of bad mood, or are you in a ‘I’m about to smash stuff with a bat’ kind of bad mood.
Leaoni: [Laying on the floor with a baseball bat clutched on chest] I haven’t decided yet.

Varian: [banging on Alune’s door] Alune! Help! I need you to hide me!
Alune: [ushering Varian inside] Who’s after you?
Varian: Leaoni!
Alune: [pushing Varian back out] No. Absolutely not. Not a chance. You’re on your own. Goodbye.
Varian: But -
Alune: [slams door]

Takeo: I am powerful and nothing can affect me!
Takeo: Rocks back a little too far in his chair
Takeo: I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory.

Varian: You're not my dad! You can't tell me what to do!
Graham: Well, yeah, but I'm the closest thing you have to a father figure. So under those circumstances, I am technically your father.

Zatian: I just killed someone in the cafeteria and I think someone saw me. What should I tell them?
Frost: Since when do you play Among Us?
Zatian: What the hell is Among Us?
Frost:

Varian: Trust fall!
Graham, from across the room: I’m not going to catch you.
Varian: Trust. Fall.
Graham: I said no.
Varian: I’m falling!
Graham, diving over two tables to catch them: You fucking idiot-

Sana: I need you to check under the bed for monsters.
Takeo: Listen, I appreciate your confidence in me.
Takeo: But if there’s a monster under there, it’s going to kill us both.

Allison: I am powerful and nothing can affect me!
Jaq: Rocks back a little too far in his chair
Jaq: I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory.

Jaq: You're not my mom! You can't tell me what to do!
Morosea: Well, yeah, but I'm the closest thing you have to a mother figure. So under those circumstances, I am technically your mom.

Jaq as a baby: I need you to check under the bed for monsters.
Profero: Listen, I appreciate your confidence in me.
Profero: But if there’s a monster under there, it’s going to kill us both.

Bastian: Trust fall!
Jaq, from across the room: I’m not going to catch you.
Bastian: Trust. Fall.
Jaq: I said no.
Bastian: I’m falling!
Jaq, diving over two tables to catch them: You fucking idiot-

Dollie: Whoever murders me best not be caught because I'm aiming to be featured on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Noctune: I'd really like to be taken out someday, to be honest. Either in a date way or a sniper way, I have no preference.

Sanri: I already named my switchblade Stabitha, but what's a good name for a sword?
Amber: Slashley.
Dollie: SLASHLEY-
Sanri: Sounds good to me.

Dollie: How about this: An inchworm that makes an accordion noise when it moves.
Luca: Dollie, go back to bed.

Lilac: Do you ever just have tp shake your leg because there's rocks in it?
Noctune: That's your bones.
Lilac: Every day I learn some more.

Vic: Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!
Lilac: But I'm a vegan-
Noctune: Wakey wakey, vegetables and sadness.

Quill: Whoever murders me best not be caught because I'm aiming to be featured on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Eliot: I'd really like to be taken out someday, to be honest. Either in a date way or a sniper way, I have no preference.

Robin, crouching in Oberon's window: How about this: An inchworm that makes an accordion noise when it moves.
Oberon: Robin, go back to bed.

Robin: Do you ever just have to shake your leg because there's rocks in it?
Oberon: That's your bones.
Robin: Every day I learn some more.

Gail:
Nikita: shut the fuck up-

Ren: Oh, you can drive? When did you get your driver's license?
Chan, starting the car: I didn't!

Meg: What?! The guy had a gun. It was clearly self-defense.
Jay: The guy did not have a gun.
Meg, sighing: Okay, so it was murder. Who cares?

Zephyr: So, are you in a ‘I just need to rest’ kind of bad mood, or are you in a ‘I’m about to smash stuff with a bat’ kind of bad mood?
Ren: [Laying on the floor with a baseball bat clutched on chest] I haven’t decided yet.

Chan, at the doorway of Ren's room: How about this: An inchworm that makes an accordion noise when it moves.
Ren: Chan, go back to bed.

Chan: Wouldn't it be messed up if food could feel things when we ate it?
Lucas: Chan, repeat after me.
Lucas:
Chan:
Lucas:
Chan: But you aren't saying anything?
Lucas: Exactly

Lucas: Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji?
Ren: Huh?
Lucas: To show that I'm unhappy but still cool

Lucas: Is no an emotion? Because I feel it

Ren: This friendship's over. You think everything's a joke
Chan: Knock knock
Ren, sighing: Who's there?
Chan, about to cry: Regret

Elyas: Do you think before you speak?
Chan: Yeah, I think "haha that's funny", and then I say it

Chan: Elyas, I need you to swear-
Elyas: FUCK
Chan:
Chan: Swear as in promise

Jay: It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. All that matters is if that glass has wine

Peregrine: Officer, I swear, I dropkicked that child in self defense.

Peregrine: When God sends me to Hell, I want him to hesitate.

Alice: Sydney, what are you doing down here in Hell?
Sydney: Because I–
Daisy: Because she fell for me, obviously.

Frost, walking into Alune's lab: How about this: An inchworm that makes an accordion noise when it moves.
Alune: Frost, go back to bed.

Frost: Wouldn't it be messed up if food could feel things when we ate it?
Leaoni: Frost, repeat after me.
Leaoni:
Frost:
Leaoni:
Frost: But you aren't saying anything?
Leaoni: Exactly.

Varian: Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji?
Leaoni: Huh?
Varian: To show that I'm unhappy but still cool.

Takeo: This friendship's over. You think everything's a joke.
Frost: Knock knock.
Takeo, sighing: Who's there?
Frost, about to cry: Regret.

Graham: It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. All that matters is if that glass has alcohol.

Lynn: I can't believe how drunk you are.
Graham, still holding a bottle of vodka: I am not drunk.
Lynn: Yes you are.
Graham: I am not fucking drunk.
Lynn: Can you tell the time?
Graham: Yes.
Graham: [turns to face the clock on the wall] I am not fucking drunk.

Varian: Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji?
Leaoni: Huh?
Varian: To show that I'm unhappy but still cool.

(Yeeee Varian would like this)

Anthony: Do you ever think before you speak?
Dally: Yeah, I think "haha, that's funny", and then I say it.

Perry: Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji?
Elias: Huh?
Perry: To show that I'm unhappy, but still cool.

Cyrus: When God inevitably sends me to Hell, I want Her to hesitate.

Varian: Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji?
Leaoni: Huh?
Varian: To show that I'm unhappy but still cool.

(Yeeee Varian would like this)

Omg there actually is one. Sad sunglasses emoji is Varian summed up tbh.