forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Queen Uzula: I'm awake, I've had my cheerios, had a nice glass of water. I'm ready to commit violent atrocities against my fellow man, let's go-

Jaq: I'm gay but he's not my boyfriend because I can do much better than him.
Bastian: Really? Then why don't you, Jaq.

Queen Uzula: One day, you’re gonna look back on this and laugh!
Everyone else: I assure you that for the rest of my life every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you.

Queen Uzula: I cannot believe the audacity that some of these men have like you’re seriously gonna sit here and look me in my eye-

Annette: Last week I got mugged by a god-damn ballerina. She tried to make me pass away, then the bitch spun away."

Ongi, looking for Insato: Have you seen my girlfriend? She's about this tall, clearly mine, but we haven't had the talk!"

Michael: Aww, Charlie is so nice! He's waaay better than Lucas!
Lucas: Well, fuck you too!

Alice: What about Jacob? Only murderers grow out creepy facial hair like mustaches and goatees.
Jacob: Wh-what? My goatee's not creepy! It gives me a glamorous celebrity vibe!

Oscar: One day, you’re gonna look back on this and laugh.
Beatrice: I assure you that for the rest of my life every time I look back on this I will personally come over to your house and smack you.

Poli: One day, you’re gonna look back on this and laugh.
Tetra: I assure you that for the rest of my life every time I look back on this I will personally come over to your house and smack you.

Dally: Aww, Quill is so nice! She’s waaay better than Jack!
Jack: Well, fuck you too.

Anthony: You know, normal people see a monster and they run. But not us, no, no, no. We search out things that want to kill us. You know who does that? Crazy people!

Jackson: One day, you’re gonna look back on this and laugh.
Geneva: I assure you that for the rest of my life every time I look back on this I will personally come over to your house and deck you.

Cedar: You know, normal people see a monster and they run. But not us, no, no, no. We search out things that want to kill us. You know who does that? Crazy people!

Wisteria: Promise me you’ll be on your best behavior?
Oleander: Ah, I promised other people I’d be on my worst behavior. And I gave my word, so…

Jackson: Can you relax?
Geneva, shaking with anger: Relax?! I’m perfectly relaxed. I could not be more relaxed right now.

Tony: If you won the lottery and got 50 million dollars but Ezra was in jail and the bail was 49 million, would you do it?
Myung: Who's Ezra?

Fen: Oh, this is going to be so efficient.
Fen: [sprays Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and immediately goes into a coughing fit when it blows back into his face]

[Moon Company in a haunted house]
Basil: It's dark in here….
Minwoo: Don't worry, I got this
Minwoo: [stomps his feet, sketchers light up]

Hyungwon: Babe, can you pass me the salt?
Jaesung, Haeil, and Maeng: [reaches for it at the same time]
The rest of MC: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Elijah: Did we get anything done this weekend?
Taeok: No.
Elijah: Okay then, at least we relaxed.
Taeok: Somehow also no.

JJ: What if the sound of the instruments we play is them crying because you're hurting them?
C.Ro: Why must you do this?

Damian, sobbing: NO!! You can't do this to me bab-
Maestro: Don't babe me right now. I don't have any other choice!
Damian: But after all we have been through-
Maestro, sniffing: I'm sorry [shoots]
Damian: [falls]
Junseo: Man, y'all really take paintball seriously.

Hyungwon, leading MC through Walmart: Okay, mission number two, finding where the popcorn is.
Adrian: Wait, what was the mission number one?
Hyungwon: Fucking getting here, Adrian.

Ren: If you won the lottery and got 50 million dollars but Chan was in jail and the bail was 49 million, would you do it?
Lucas: Who's Chan?

Ren: Oh, this is going to be so efficient.
Ren: [sprays Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and immediately goes into a coughing fit when it blows back into her face]

[in a haunted house]
Elyas: It's dark in here….
Chan: Don't worry, I got this
Chan: [stomps his feet, sketchers light up]

Heli: Babe, can you pass me the salt?
Pira, Laetus, and Theo: [reaches for it at the same time]
The rest of them: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Theo: Did we get anything done this weekend?
Mito: No.
Theo: Okay then, at least we relaxed.
Mito: Somehow also no.

Heli: What if the sound of the instruments we play is them crying because you're hurting them?
Mito: Why must you do this?

Ren, having a mental breakdown: [banging pots together] NO!! NO!!!!! NO!!!!!!
Ren, five minutes later: I forgot what I was doing just now, but mood

Sana: If you won the lottery and got 50 million dollars but Kallai was in jail and the bail was 49 million, would you do it?
Takeo: Who's Kallai?

Frost: Oh, this is going to be so efficient.
Frost: [sprays Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and immediately goes into a coughing fit when it blows back into his face]

Frost: What if the sound of the instruments we play is them crying because you're hurting them?
Varian, who plays the flute: Why must you do this?

Frost, sobbing: NO!! You can't do this to me Tak-
Takeo: Don't 'Takeo' me right now. I don't have any other choice!
Frost: But after all we have been through-
Takeo, sniffing: I'm sorry [shoots]
Frost: [falls]
Sana: You guys really take paintball seriously, huh?

Iam: What if the sound of the instruments we play is them crying because you're hurting them?
Lucas, who plays the violin: Why must you do this?

Azami: What if the sound of the instruments we play is them crying because you're hurting them?
Brook, who plays piano and violin: Why must you do this?

Chopper, sobbing: NO!! You can't do this to me, Uso-
Usopp: Don't 'Usopp' me right now. I don't have any other choice!
Chopper: But after all we have been through-
Usopp, sniffing: I'm sorry. shoots
Chopper: falls
Nami: You guys really take paintball seriously, huh?

Estella: Oh, this is going to be so efficient.
Estella: sprays perfume directly into the fan and immediately goes into a coughing fit when it blows back into her face

Usopp: If you won the lottery and got 50 million beli but Sanji was in jail and the bail was 49 million, would you do it?
Nami: Who's Sanji?

Luffy: Hey! A letter! I have friends! opens letter
Luffy: Oh, that's not a letter, that's a threat.

Jax: Alright, everybody! How are we feeling?
Law: With our fingers.
Jax: No like emotionally.
Law: Oh! Sad.

Usopp: Alright, let's hear your war cry.
Chopper: giggles in baby
Usopp: Oh my god, my heart.

Azami: I'm awake, I've had my cheerios, had a nice glass of water. I'm ready to commit violent atrocities against my fellow man, let's go-

Tsumi, stabbing Matthew: Whoopsie daisy
Sophie, cradling Matthew: Matthew! Why
Matthew: Because that's the only useful thing I'll do in this arc
Sophie: I'M STILL GOING TO DIE! YOU STUPID BITCH!

Elijah: I'm serious Kirito. You'd better …
Sophie: It's like, what, do you like me or something?
Elijah instantly points a knife in Sophie's face.
Sophie: Laughing nervously Alright. Thank you for clearing that up. That was very concise.

Arron: You disappoint me, man.
Charlie: I disappoint myself.

Lucas: My job here is done
Charlie: But you didn't anything

Andor, halfway through singing the "12 Days of Christmas": This should just be the two days of Christmas. This is too hard for me.

Milo: Hey! A letter! I have friends! [opens letter]
Milo: Oh, that's not a letter, that's a threat.

Andor: One day, you’re gonna look back on this and laugh!
Ara: I assure you that for the rest of my life every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you.

Andor: Birth certificates are just baby receipts.
Ara: No, they're-
Dallas: Holy shit, he's right!

Frank: Promise me you’ll be on your best behavior?
Crispin: Ah, I promised other people I’d be on my worst behavior. And I gave my word, so…

Adelia: Did we get anything done this weekend?
Gerard: No.
Adelia: Okay then, at least we relaxed.
Gerard: Somehow also no.

Andor: What if the sound of the instruments we play is them crying because you're hurting them?
Jackie: Why must you do this?

Andor: Oh, this is going to be so efficient.
Andor: [sprays Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and immediately goes into a coughing fit when it blows back into her face]

Andor: My job here is done
Ara: But you didn't anything

Keyla, on the verge of tears: Okay not that I care, but-

Savona: Calidor is just trying to help.
Savona: He's failing miserably, but he's trying to help.

Holly: You call it "really bad at darts," but I like to call it freestyle acupuncture.
Brian: Get out.

Dollie, on the verge of tears: Okay, not that I care, but-

Dollie: Hey! A letter! I have friends! opens letter
Dollie: Oh, that's not a letter, that's a threat.

Luca: Oh, this is going to be so efficient.
Luca: sprays Febreeze directly into the ceiling fan and immediately goes into a coughing fit when it blows back into his face

Dollie: My body is NOT a "temple." It's a clown car and NONE OF THESE BITCHES KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.

Dollie: Birth certificates are just baby receipts.
Luca: No, they're-
Tamaki: Holy shit, xe's right!

Tamaki: Alright, everybody! How are we feeling?
Dollie: With our fingers.
Tamki: No, like emotionally.
Dollie: Oh! Sad.

Dollie: You call it "really bad at darts," but I like to call it freestyle acupuncture.
Luca: Get out.

Aaron, pointing at the background: These little creeps destroyed the football field, Leaving this mess in it's place
Claire, In the background: ._.

Otori: Please call me the ultimate ho

Aaron to Darrell: Baby, I always hoped we died together
Aaron to Claire: Claire, go die over there

William: See there's hope for everyone
Felix: Even me
William: No

Jackson, halfway through singing the "12 Days of Christmas": This should just be the two days of Christmas. This is too hard for me.

Ozzie: Promise me you’ll be on your best behavior?
Sybil: Ah, I promised other people I’d be on my worst behavior. And I gave my word, so…

Henry: Did we get anything done this weekend?
Victor: No.
Henry: Okay then, at least we relaxed.
Victor: Somehow also no.

Ilsa: My job here is done!
Eliot: But you didn't do anything.

Beck, on the verge of tears: Okay, not that I care, but-

Lucas: Here's a fun idea- we hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person underneath, we have to fight them.

Tori: Christmas is canceled.

Stephe: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
Micheal: Mom, I think it'd be best if everyone went home… before things get worse.
Stephe: WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Micheal. We're at the threshold of hell.

Elijah: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Kelly: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Elijah.

Claire: Don't throw me down, Elijah.
Elijah: I'll try not to, Claire…

Noelle: Plays song
Song: Suck on my, Lick on my, Stroke on my cock
Briar: What the fuck (Punches Noelle)
Noelle: What?! You didn't like my song? Ha!

Skylar: Merry Christmas. Shitter was full

Felix: All I got for Christmas was a gun and some Skittles."

Ava: Hello, again, Miss Kāne.
Sophie: What are you doing here?
Valerie: Damnedest thing. Me and Bonnie were calling to ask you to come out and we got this bagel place…
Bonita: (interrupting) I told them I was just about to see you. It's a Festivus miracle!

Azazel: It’s nice to be wanted for once, y’know?
Tracey: Not by the law!

Tetra: Promise me you’ll be on your best behavior?
Zephyr: Ah, I promised other people I’d be on my worst behavior. And I gave my word, so…

Perry: Did we get anything done this weekend?
Quill: No.
Perry: Okay then, at least we relaxed.
Quill: Somehow also no.

Cyrus: My job here is done!
Anthony: But you didn't do anything.

Elias, on the verge of tears: Okay, not that I care, but-

Anthony, talking about his parents: Well, you don’t get to choose your biological family.
Cyrus: You don’t get to choose your found family either. Saddle up, bitch.

Azazel: Oh, I love knitting! I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab your eyes out slowly and violently with needles, savoring your screams, I can make mittens…
Quill: Wh-what was that middle one?
Azazel: I can make a hat.

Jack: Tu es si téméraire.
Cyrus: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Anthony: You can speak French?
Cyrus: Nah, at this point I just know “you’re so reckless” in fifteen languages.

Cyrus: At the very least, the Sandman can’t kill all of us.
Jack: Why can’t he kill all of us?
Cyrus: Hmm. Good point.

Anthony, sighing: Let’s try this again. What do you do when you realize you’re in a dead zone?
Cyrus: I call the professionals!
Anthony:
Anthony: Hecate, we are the professionals.

Felix: Hey! A love letter! I have a secret admirer! [opens letter and clears throat]
Felix: Oh, wait, it's a threat, not a love letter.

Melissa: Alright, everybody! How are we feeling?
Austin: With our fingers.
Melissa: No like emotionally.
Emily: Oh! Sad.

Felix: Alright, let's hear your war cry.
Emily: [growls in werewolf pup]
Felix: Oh my god, my heart.

Austin: I'm awake, I've had my cheerios, had a nice glass of water. I'm ready to commit violent atrocities against my fellow man, let's go-

Jarrod: I'm gay but he's not my boyfriend because I can do much better than him.
Felix: Really? Then why don't you?

Felix: One day, you’re gonna look back on this and laugh!
Takeo: I assure you that for the rest of my life every time I look back on this I will smack you.

Austin: I cannot believe the audacity that some of these people have like you’re seriously gonna stand within twenty feet of me-

Melissa: Promise me you’ll be on your best behaviour?
Austin: Ah, so here's the thing. I promised other people I’d be on my worst behaviour. And I gave my word. So…

Emily: Birth certificates are just baby receipts.
Melissa: No, they're-
Austin: Holy shit, she's right.

Melissa: Can you relax?
Austin, shaking with anger and stress: Relax?! I’m perfectly relaxed. I could not be more relaxed right now.

Jarrod: You know, normal people see a monster and they run. But not us, no, no, no. We search out things that want to kill us. You know who does that? Crazy people!
Melissa: Preaching to the choir here Jarrod.
Austin and Felix in the front with Emily: Can you two quit bitching already?

Austin: It’s nice to be wanted for once, y’know?
Melissa, who is this close to killing him: NOT BY THE LAW!

Austin: Did we get anything done this weekend?
Melissa: No.
Melissa: At least we relaxed.
Austin: Somehow also no.
Melissa: You're right.

Felix: My job here is done!
Emily: But you didn't do anything.
Felix: [Dramatic Bisexual Flair]

Melissa, on the verge of tears: Okay, not that I care, but-

Caecilius: Oh, I love knitting! I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab your eyes out slowly and violently with needles, savoring your screams, I can make mittens…
Emily: What was that middle one?
Caecilius: Uh. I can make a hat?

Cyrus: Alright, everybody! How are we feeling?
Anthony: With our fingers.
Cyrus: No, like, emotionally.
Anthony: Oh! Sad.

Dally: Hey! A love letter! I have a secret admirer! [Opens letter and clears throat]
Dally: Oh, wait, it's a threat, not a love letter.

Varian: I have to admit, I am not living la vida loca.

Frost: Are you calling me a liar?
Sana: Well…frankly it’s been a bit hard to trust you since…
Leaoni: Since you faked your death to get an edible arrangement sent to your house.

Varian: I’M TOO HOT
Varian: Looks at Alune
Varian: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Varian: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Varian: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Alune: Sighs
Alune, with a deadpan expression: Hot damn.
Varian: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN!

Sana: What did you get Frost for Christmas?
Leaoni: Something practical.
Leaoni: pulls out a gun from the box

Rose: Why choose between Alune and Wren when I have two hands? Nobody can stop me from dating both of them-
Varian, grabbing both of Alunes hands: Oh yeah? What if I stop you? I'm already holding both of Alune's hands. You have been stopped.

Sana, giving directions to a blindfolded Leaoni: Turn right now and walk in a straight line for… six steps.
Leaoni: This is the only straight thing I’ve done, ever.

Varian, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
Varian: There is just one thing I need
Varian: I don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
Varian: I just want Alune to catch a break for once in his life, because hasn’t he suffered enough already? Everyone gives him shit and fucks him over as if he’s not one of the bravest people-

Kallai: Are you drunk?
Wren: On the spirit of Christmas!
Leaoni: And the spirit of vodka!

Wren: Christmas lights?
Raiden: Check.
Sana: Thermos for hot coco?
Raiden: Check.
Leaoni: Santa suits?
Raiden: Check.
Varian: Shovel?
Raiden: Check.
Alune: Alibi and bail money?
Raiden: Check- wait, WHAT!!

Varian, talking about his parents: Well, you don’t get to choose your biological family.
Leaoni: You don’t get to choose your found family either. Saddle up, bitch.

Zatian: Oh, I love knitting! I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab your eyes out slowly and violently with needles, savoring your screams, I can make mittens…
Kallai: Wh-what was that middle one?
Zatian: I can make a hat.

Alune: Tu es si téméraire.
Varian: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Alune: You can speak French?
Varian: Nah, at this point I just know “you’re so reckless” in fifteen languages.

Wren: At the very least, Zatian can’t kill all of us.
Alune: Why can’t she kill all of us?
Wren: Hmm. Good point.

Gavin: Hey! A letter! I have friends!
Gavin: Opens letter and clears throat
Gavin: Oh, wait, it's not a letter, it's another threat.

Fenris: Promise me you’ll be on your best behavior?
Gavin: Ah, so here's the thing. I promised other people I’d be on my worst behavior. And I gave my word. So…

Fenris: Anata wa totemo mubōdesu
Gavin: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Gavin: You can speak Japanese?
Fenris: Nah, at this point I just know “you’re so reckless” in fifteen languages.

Fenris: Can you relax, cariño?
Gavin, shaking with anger and stress: Relax?! I’m perfectly relaxed. I could not be more relaxed right now.

Hayden: You know, normal people see a monster and they run. But not us, no, no, no. We search out things that want to kill us. You know who does that? Crazy people!
Llewellyn: Our family does that for a living, dear brother.

Winter, sobbing: NO!! You can't do this to me, Le-
Lena: Don't 'Lena' me right now. I don't have any other choice!
Winter: But after all we have been through-
Lena, sniffing: I'm sorry. shoots
Winter: falls
Dangelo: You guys really take paintball seriously, huh?

Gavin, looking for Fenris: Have you seen my boyfriend? He's about this tall, clearly mine, but we haven't had the talk!

Gavin: I'm awake, I've had my cheerios, had a nice glass of water. I'm ready to commit violent atrocities against my fellow man, let's go-

Donna: Wait, how many kids do you have?
Dominic: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Dangelo: Allow me, boys. Locks are my specialty.
Dangelo: throws a brick through the window

Syrus: You either buckle down now and do your work or you'll end up at McDonalds.
Winter, Hayden, Llewellyn, Dangelo: We're going to McDonald's if we don't do our work?!

Gavin: Hachimitsu. It means honey. As a child, it used to make me sick, so I thought it was fitting for you..
Fenris: I make you sick?
Gavin: Yeah..
Gavin: BUT IN A GOOD WAY!

Sybil: Are you calling me a liar?
Ozzie: Well, frankly it’s been a bit hard to trust you since…
Freddy: Since you faked your death to get an edible arrangement sent to your house.

Jackson: I’M TOO HOT
Jackson: Looks at Geneva
Jackson: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Jackson: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Jackson: (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Geneva: Sighs
Geneva, with a deadpan expression: Hot damn.
Jackson: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN!

Oleander: Why choose between Esther and Maia when I have two hands? Nobody can stop me from dating both of them-
Maia, grabbing both of Esther's hands: Oh yeah? What if I stop you? I'm already holding both of Esther's hands. You have been stopped.

Marisol, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas
Marisol: There is just one thing I need
Marisol: I don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
Marisol: I just want Beckett to catch a break for once in his life, hasn’t he suffered enough already? Everyone gives him shit and fucks him over as if he’s not one of the bravest people-

Victor: Are you drunk?
Jackson: On the spirit of Christmas!
Geneva: And the spirit of vodka!

Victor: Tu es si téméraire.
Jackson: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Victor: You can speak French?
Jackson: Nah, at this point I just know “you’re so reckless” in fifteen languages.

(On a side note, I put some of my incorrect quotes in the ai dungeon and Elijah's a god apparently and Sophie's crying bc Val didn't get her jojokes)

Eliot: It’s nice to be wanted for once, you know?
Imogen: Not by the law!

Oberon: Promise me you’ll be on your best behavior?
Titania: Ah, I promised other people I’d be on my worst behavior. And I gave my word, so…

King Phillip: My job here is done!
Louis: But you didn't do anything.

Samuel, talking about his parents: Well, you don’t get to choose your biological family.
Nich: You don’t get to choose your found family either. Saddle up, bitch.

Iam: At the very least, the Erl King can’t kill all of us.
Vivian: Why can’t he kill all of us?
Iam: Hmm. Good point.