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@HighPockets group

Carter: Okay, before I go burn in hell, anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me?

Kels: Normalize dying under mysterious circumstances.

Alice: How's your new job going?
Victor: Well, week one in the investigating business and a business wants me dead. Someone is stalking me. My teacher hates me. And I took an internship but I think it might actually be a cult.
Alice:
Victor: So all in all, not as badly as it could be.

Jackson: Think, what would Mom do in this situation?
Ms. Taylor, in Jackson's mind: Bye, kid.
Jackson:
Jackson: I'm beginning to think I have issues.

Louis: Next time I'm gonna get you.
Gabriel: I've already beat you twice.
Louis: No, the first time was a tie!
Gabriel: Okay, sure. And the second time?
Louis: …There were no witnesses the second time.

Jackson: I'm the most responsible person in this PI agency!
Geneva: You just set the kitchen on fire.
Jackson: And I take full responsibility for that.

@requiemisback language

(I'm just gonna drop an appreciation post for my conjoined cannibal boys Freya and Mizu here lmao)

Freya: What are you doing-
Mizu: Taping the toaster onto the ceiling.
Freya: Why?
Mizu: Why not?
Freya: Fair point.

Freya: I love you.
Mizu: Oh… I'm sorry-
Freya: Sorry for what?
Mizu: Your bad taste in men.
Freya: Oh-

Mizu: Bitches be like "I- I- You- Wow I-"
Mizu: Bitch, what? SPEAK. Spit it the fuck out. What do you wanna say? I'm listening. We're all waiting, and you're doing nothing. This is nonsense, you can't even use words anymore. Go the hell outside for once. Goddamn, get a job or something.

Jacquelyn: pulls out a joint
Freya and Mizu: queries?
Jacquelyn: Stop.

Mizu: Why are you crying, Freya?
Freya, after being beaten up by Mizu: No reason.

Freya: It sucks that we're locked in here.
Mizu, swallowing the key: Yes, what a shame.

@requiemisback language

Mizu: Arrivederci jumps out the window
Freya, literally being dragged out the window because he and Mizu are conjoined together: WAIT-
—
Mizu: I'm about to commit murder.
Freya: Who are you gonna kill?
Mizu: You.
Freya: But then you'd die too. We've been sewn together, remember?
Mizu: Fuck.
long pause
Mizu: That's fine. I wanted to die anyway, so it's a win-win situation.

@Fairlyodd

(guys we reached 2000 posts on this whoop whoop)

Varian, after being framed for murder: This is not how I was expecting to spend my teenage years.

Frost: Okay, before I go burn in Hell, anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me?

Varian: Normalize dying under mysterious circumstances.

Raiden: How's your new job going?
Varian: Well it's not easy being the leader of a rebellion. I'm not sure it…counts as a job? I'm not even being paid for this shit. But anyway, my family disowned me. I'm wanted dead for several reasons. Oh, I started necromancy as a side hobby…but apparently that's 'bad' and everyone thinks I'm 'building an army of the undead'.
Raiden:
Varian: So, all in all, not as badly as it could be.

Leaoni: I'm the most responsible person here!
Alune: You just set the library on fire.
Leaoni: And I take full responsibility for that.

Frost: I love all my friends equally.
Frost: Alune, Sana, Kallai…
Frost [looks as smudged writing on hand]
Frost:…and Leotard!
Leaoni:
Leaoni: Okay that's it-

Varian: What are you doing-
Leaoni: Taping the toaster onto the ceiling.
Varian: Why?
Leaoni: Why not?
Varian: Fair point

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Dragon: Normalize dying under mysterious circumstances.

Vivi: How's your job going?
Nami: Well it's not easy being the navigator of a pirate crew. We have a talking skeleton. I'm wanted dead or alive for several reasons. Oh, I keep increasing the interest on Zoro's loans, but apparently that's 'bad'.
Vivi:
Nami: So, all in all, not as badly as it could be.

Sanji: I love all my friends equally.
Sanji: Azami, Nami, Robin…
Sanji: looks as smudged writing on hand
Sanji:…and Zebra!
Zoro:
Zoro: Okay, that's it-

Usopp: What are you doing-
Azami: Taping the toaster onto the ceiling.
Usopp: Why?
Azami: Why not?
Usopp: Fair point.

@requiemisback language

Mizu, eating a human hand: This is not how I was expecting to spend my teenage years.
Freya: Shut up and finish your dinner.

Mizu: I'm the most responsible person here!
Freya: You just set the orphanage on fire.
Mizu: And I take full responsibility for that.

Freya: Mizu, what do you have planned for Valentine's day?
Mizu: Murder.
Freya, sweating: T-That's the spirit… visibly scared

@sock group

Ren: What are you doing-
Chan: Taping the toaster onto the ceiling.
Ren: Why?
Chan: Why not?
Ren: Fair point.

Chan: I'm the most responsible person here!
Himari: You just set the kitchen on fire
Chan: And I take full responsibility for that
Ren, in the distance: Why the fuck is the kitchen on fire?

Chan: I love all my friends equally.
Chan: Ren, Himari, Elyas, Zephyr…
Chan [looks as smudged writing on hand]
Chan: …and Locker!
Lucas:
Lucas: Okay that's it-

Lucas: How do people not swear? Like where does their anger go? How do they show their enthusiasm? What if they stub their toe? Like saying golly gosh isn't really going to cut it Barbara-

Elyas: Is 4 a lot?
Ren: Depends on the context. Berries? No. Murders? Yes

Elyas: Is 4 a lot?
Jay: Depends on the context. Berries? No. Murders? Also no

Chan: Lucas, I typed up your cat's symptoms into the thing up here, and it says she may have network connectivity problems

Chan: It's a good thing I still have this sexy cat costume!
Zephyr: I really don't think you were the target audience for that costume
Chan: There is nothing gendered about a sexy cat
Lucas: Hey, that's my sexy cat costume

Chan: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast
Ren: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Chan: Breakfast burrito, but yeah
Ren: I pity your dentist
Chan: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist

@threesacult group

Quill: Do you think four is a lot?
Jack: Depends on the context. Dollars? No. Murders? Also no.

Perry: Quill, I typed up your cat's symptoms into Google, and it says she may have network connectivity problems

Cyrus: I'm gonna eat a healthy breakfast today.
Anthony: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Cyrus: It's a breakfast burrito, but yeah.
Anthony: I pity your dentist.
Cyrus: Joke's on you, I live in America! I can't even afford a dentist!

@requiemisback language

Mizu: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast
Freya: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Mizu: Breakfast burrito, but yeah
Freya: I pity your dentist
Mizu: Joke's on you, we both have the same dentist!
Freya: Shit, you're right.

Freya: Do you think four is a lot?
Mizu: Depends on the context. Dollars? No. Murders? Also no.
Freya: Mizu, what the absolute fuck.

Mizu, running to a mirror: Freya, come look at this. It's disgusting.
Freya, being dragged along: What is it-
Mizu, pointing at Freya's reflection: Look at it! It's awful!
Freya: I'm gonna tear these stitches apart and separate us from each other by force somday, I swear to GOD.

@ElderGod-kirky group

Harper and Arin this time because i love my chaos boys with some special guests

Arin: Crazy how beavers just see running water and just think to themselves, "Well someone has to put a stop to this"
Harper: I–

Harper: My esteemed rival
Arin: My beloved nemesis
Harper: Dearly detested
Arin: My cherished inevitable downfall
Harper: My adored archenemy
Arin: My loathed love
Harper: Most admirable antagonist
Arin: To whom it may aggravate
Harper: To my significant bother

Arin: drops a whole shelf of paper towels on himself
Harper: sighs. I fail to understand how you've become such a reprehensible fuck waffle
Arin: A being such as yourself could never understand my brilliance
Arin: gets hit by a package of toilet paper

Arin: I have good news and I have bad news. Which first?
Harper: Good news
Arin: I won't do it again

Arin: I do sort of like it when he's rude to me. Hopefully that's more a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing.
Harper: I'm rooting for 'got bashed in the head a few too many times' thing

Selena: When's the last time anything went according to plan?
Harper: I don't think there was a last time

Harper: These so-called 'feelings' are ruining my reputation as a heartless bitch

Harper: How do I make this date romantic?
Kit: Try being mysterious
[later]
Damien: So where are we going?
Harper: None of your fucking business

Damien: What are you drinking?
Harper: Vodka
Damien: Straight?
Harper: No, gay
Damien: nOT YOU THE VODKA

Arin: sees bee on Harper's arm
Arin: Uh oh
Arin: rolls up a newspaper
Arin: Babe… stay still…
Arin: using newspaper as a megaphone THERE'S A FUCKING BEE ON YOU

Kit: So how did you know you loved Damien?
Harper: Well, a good romance starts with a good friendship
Arin: And a bad romance starts with a "ra ra ah ah ah ro ma ro ma ma ga ga ooh la la"

@LilMeme group

Mikoto: I guess being bloodthirsty gets a little distracting.

Emiko: Before I burn in hell for all of eternity, who wants to admit they have a crush on me

Kage: I need something other life to fuck me

Kage: cUfF mE dAdDy

Some Rando: You suck dick.
Kage: I will not suck dick unless you pay me. Some of us do have standards

Kage, in ep 2: This is not how I was expecting to spend my teenage years

Hikari: greetings whore
Kage: [fortnite dances]
Hikari: I hope to god you're adopted

Hikari to Asumi: Hey! Don’t play dumb with me; that’s my brother's job

Kage: Fuck you, I'm going to bed and I'm going to die.

Ai (to the group): Ok listen up you little shits…
Ai: Except you Hikari, you're an angel and we're glad to have you here.

Hanaki: Listen to me, Kage…! I wanted to let you know something, mister! You’ve caused me a lot of trouble, and I’ve had enough of it!
Kage with a knife: Hm? Hi, Hana?
Hanaki: Uh… wonderful weather we're having here

Unzari: Well excuse me but some of us don't have to gain monetary gain for other's happiness
Unzari(in a flashback) Blowjobs! Get your free blowjobs! No dolla. Just want to make you holla.

@HighPockets group

Robin: Crazy how beavers just see running water and just think to themselves, "Well someone has to put a stop to this"

Tabitha: My esteemed rival
Kels: My beloved nemesis
Tabitha: Dearly detested
Kels: My cherished inevitable downfall
Tabitha: My adored archenemy
Kels: My loathed love
Tabitha: Most admirable antagonist
Kels: To whom it may aggravate
Tabitha: To my significant bother

Percy: I do sort of like it when she's rude to me. Hopefully that's more a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing.
Douglas: I'm rooting for 'got knocked out a few too many times' thing.

Darius: When's the last time anything went according to plan?
Jon: I don't think there was a last time

Tabitha: These so-called 'feelings' are ruining my reputation as a heartless bitch

Tabitha: How do I make this date romantic?
Imogen: Try being mysterious
Later
Eliot: So where are we going?
Tabitha: None of your fucking business

@threesacult group

Vio: My esteemed rival
Ibis: My beloved nemesis
Vio: Dearly detested
Ibis: My cherished inevitable downfall
Vio: My adored archenemy
Ibis: My loathed love
Vio: Most admirable antagonist
Ibis: To whom it may aggravate
Vio: To my significant bother

Cyrus: Crazy how beavers just see running water and think to themselves, "Well someone has to put a stop to this"

Dally: I do sort of like it when he’s rude to me. Hopefully that's more a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing.
Cyrus: I'm rooting for 'got knocked out a few too many times' thing.

Quill: When's the last time anything went according to plan?
Cyrus: I don't think there was a last time.

Azazel: These so-called 'feelings' are ruining my reputation as a heartless bitch

@requiemisback language

Mizu: These so-called 'feelings' are ruining my reputation as a heartless bitch-

Freya: When's the last time anything went according to plan?
Mizu: I don't think there was a last time.

Mizu and Jacquelyn texting

Mizu, very drunk: Can you pick me up?
Mizu: Oh, nevermind, you don't have to do that, I'm home now…
Jacquelyn: Yes… I was aware of that when I was dropping you off at home.

@requiemisback language

Mizu: Come on down today and buy some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn [demonic screeching]
Freya: I hate being conjoined with this maniac of a man.

Freya (to Mizu): You are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe has ever conceived.
Mizu: Don't you think I know that already?

Freya: Guess what, Mizu.
Mizu: What?
Freya: It's garbage day.
Mizu: It's garbage day?
Mizu:
Mizu: I can't believe they made a day dedicated to me!

@threesacult group

Quill: You are by far the most cursed thing the universe has ever created.
Azazel: You really think so? Thanks!

Quill: Hey, El, there's something I need to tell you… I'm trans.
Elias:
Elias: You're a transformer???

@HighPockets group

Titania: You are by far the most cursed thing the universe has ever created.
Robin: You really think so? Thanks!

Teenage years
Becca: Hey, Jackson, there's something I need to tell you. I'm trans.
Jackson:
Jackson: You're a transformer??

@nebula__ group

Saiki: Hey, Midori, there's something I need to tell you… I'm trans.
Midori:
Midori: You're a transformer???

Shin: You are by far the most cursed thing the universe has ever created.
Midori: You really think so? Thanks!

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Levi: Shut the fuck up, Midori.

@Fairlyodd

Varian: [Sticks leg in the air] Give me attention.

Kallai: How do you usually come up with solutions?
Wren: Last-minute panicking.

Zatian: Prepare to die.
Varian: Okay, but before you kill me just know that as a ghost I will have a lot more free time on my hands to be annoying, and you're at the top of my list of people to haunt.

Frost: Crazy how beavers just see running water and just think to themselves, "Well someone has to put a stop to this"

Leaoni: My esteemed rival
Zatian: My beloved nemesis
Leaoni: Dearly detested
Zatian: My cherished inevitable downfall
Leaoni: My adored archenemy
Zatian: My loathed love
Leaoni: Most admirable antagonist
Zatian: To whom it may aggravate
Leaoni: To my significant bother

Varian: When's the last time anything went according to plan?
Alune: I don't think there was a last time.

Zatian: These so-called 'feelings' are ruining my reputation as a heartless bitch.

Varian: So, what's Alune's type?
Wren: He's into mysterious guys.
Varian: I could be mysterious.
LATER
Alune: Varian! What are you doing?
Varian, about to start a rebellion: IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

[Leaoni and Kallai texting]
Leaoni, very drunk: Can you pick me up?
Leaoni: Oh, nevermind, you don't have to do that, I'm home now…
Kallai: Yes… I was aware of that when I was dropping you off at home.

@threesacult group

Perry: You need to learn to enjoy the little things in life!
Quill: Like ants?
Perry: No, I mean-
Quill, nodding: Baby ants.

Anthony: I only worry about three things: everything that has happened, everything that is happening, and everything that will happen.

Vio, to Ibis: Careful bro you're making this dramatic fight seem kinda homoerotic
Vio: Bro watch out you kinda sound like you're flirting when we argue
Vio: Bro I'm serious you're making our esteemed rivalry look so gay oh my god

Azazel: My roommate says our house is haunted.
Azazel: Well, I've been living there for 300 years and I haven't noticed shit.

[Sirens going off in the distance]
Quill, who has not once broken the law in her entire life: They found me

Anthony: I'm hiding in my room and never coming out.
Jack: What did Cyrus and Dally do now?
Anthony: That's the thing. They've been behaving perfectly all day. I'm scared.

Anthony: So, what's Dally's type?
Cyrus: I think he likes mysterious guys.
[Later]
Dally: Hey, Anthony, what are you-
Anthony: None of your fucking business

The Sandman: I lured you all to my lair because I crave the deadliest game–
Cyrus, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
The Sandman:
The Sandman: I was actually going to have Azazel hunt you all down and kill you for my entertainment, but now I’m really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

Perry: You know what your problem is? You’re so cute, nobody’s ever told you to shut up.
Quill: You think I’m cute?!
Perry:
Perry: Fuck

Cyrus: Bisexuals and pansexuals are not confused!
Quill: Actually, I am. Constantly. All the time.

Jack: Hey, Azazel-
Azazel, tearing up: Sandy used to call me Azazel.
Jack: That’s because it's your fucking name.

Cyrus: Anthony, Dally, Jack, this is Quill, I found her on the side of the-
Anthony: Hecate, you can’t just adopt random children.
Quill: Exists
Anthony, already won over: Okay, fine, I'll make an exception because she seems very polite