forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Theo: You disgust me, leave
Matthew: What's with this… sassy lost child?

Ava: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Sophie: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with rice and ketchup!
Ava: Sophie, those are omelettes.
Sophie: Oh. Then I've got nothing

Matthew on a boat: Maybe we should turn around
Skylar, pull out oar: OAR?
Matthew: Did you just break the fucking boat

Micheal: It is becoming increasingly obvious
Micheal: I CAN DENY NO LONGER
Micheal: i am small

William: MARIONETTE!
Marionette: CROW!
William: MARIONETTE!
Marionette: CROW!
Sophie: Sophie :D

Mathew, think: Come on just remember what Elliott told you
Flashback!Elliott: "Remember: Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

Amber, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.

Hunter: Rules were made to be broken!
Colton: Yeah, well, bodies weren't!

Flonnel: I am at a loss for words!
Briar, telling Logan later: Despite being lost for words, Flonnel yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

Felix: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I will try different hair products!
Felix: sprays the hairspray into their mouth
Felix: Well, right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good

Aaron: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
Charlie: Please never become a surgeon

Jacob: accidentally hits someone in the face
Jacob: *trying to decide between saying “I’m fucking sorry” and “are you okay?”
Jacob: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Lucas: You’re a lying, cheating, piece of shit! You’re not the person I married!
Noelle: Fine then! We’re getting a divorce! And i’m taking the kids!
Sophie, pushing the monopoly board away from them: …maybe we should stop playing

Charlie: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Lucas: The car takes a screenshot.
Jax: For the last time, get the fuck out.

Aaron: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Emma: You were flirting with Darrell
Aaron: So what? He's my boyfriend.
Emma: You asked him if he was single.
Aaron: ._.
Emma: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

'Can I copy the homework?'
Matthew: I can help you with it!
Charlie: Yeah, sure.
Lucas: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Jax: lol nope.
Sophie: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Micheal: Read 5:55pm

Charlie: Elijah… How do I begin to explain Elijah?
Claire: Ava is flawless.
Lucas: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Skylar: I hear he does car commercials… in Japan.
Aaron: One time he punched me in the face… it was awesome.

Sophie: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Ava: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Charlie: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Ava, learn to listen.
Lucas: What if it bites itself and I die?
Jax: That’s voodoo.
Matthew: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Ava: That’s correlation, not causation.
Jax: What if we bite each other, and neither of us dies?
Lucas: That’s kinky.
Charlie: Oh my God

Sophie: I guess I'm too tough to cry.
Micheal: Just today you were crying when you saw Ava's snake
Sophie: IT DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS-

Matthew with cat ears and tail while surrounded by cats: Look I'm a big cat. Do you want to scratch my belly
Sophie: You need to seek professional help

Kosuke: Welcome slaves! I've made this room so it's easier for you to worship me
Kage: That ain't chief

Charlie: tfjxdtufhtyfjhtuy
Tori: Wtf Colin
Terry: That was the ugliest keyboard smash ever
Terry: It's supposed skskskssksk you fucking cretin

Marionette to William: Can you stop bothering me, haven't you got an education system to fail

Elijah: When I look at all your stupid faces, I think how it will be to pound them to dust

Elijah: I can't help but feel you don't like me
Dawn: Was that a revelation from God or did you finally develop brain cells
Elijah: Say that again and I will show you true suffering
Dawn:
Dawn: ur mum gay

Micheal: I need an adult
Marionette: I am an adult ;)
Micheal: O_o
Micheal: I need a different adult

Valerie: Your 15000 ladybugs just came in. Let's release them
Elijah: No, keep them in there, They'll be more efficient when they're starving
Valerie: o_O
Valerie: That's fucked up

Sophie before meeting Ava: That girl seems so elegant I wonder what she's listening to
Song: Spongebob is a Navy Seal (Navy Seal Copypasta)

Mason: A'ight, so let's go through your charges; armed robbery, trespassing, bullshitting with schools, attempted murder, Trash lyrics
Duke: What you talking about trash lyrics
Mason: In that spell
Duke: That's a crime
Mason: In the state of Michigan
Duke: THEM BARS WERE FUCKING CRISPY

Elijah: As the student council president, do you know what I have to deal with
Aaron: Cooties?
Darrell: Communism?
Terry: The motherfucking T-rex?

Micheal: These is my friends and sister, they're a bunch of crazy people and they're a menace to themselves, me, and innocent bystanders

Matthew: Daddy's girl, eh, I can be your daddy
Sophie: INTERNAL SCREAMING

Mason, aged 5, throwing food at ducks: Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.

Collin's life dream: I want to stay at home, play games all day, be lazy, and maybe become an actor

Ghost!Duke: Don't worry, no matter what evil will attack you tonight, I will protect you
Micheal: You're the scariest evil of them all

Tori: This wouldn't be possible without you
Terry: That means thanks to me right
Tori: No that means it's all your fault

Stephanie, reporting at Fairmallow: How's it feel to be a loser
William: A what
Stephanie: A teacher
William: Well I been one for 15 years and I want to quit

Sophie: Why are you like this?
Jax: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a child and haven't felt a single emotion since then.

Noelle: So what tf is up, you doing 85 in 25
Lucas: I'll kill mfs before I obey them traffic laws
Noelle: I can respect that but I thought you were keeping it one hundred
Lucas: Round tf then

Reaper applications: Hello (insert name), I'm The Godmother and I hunt down ghost the weekdays, however, I am open to anyone really. Please submit 2000 word essay on why you deserve to be a reaper and the qualities that prove you are suited for the job. Failure to do will result in a sudden kidnapping and painful death. My email is [email protected] and I expect a submission by 12am tonight

Robin: Exists
Titania: What's with this sassy lost child?

Morgan: Maybe we should turn around…
Jackson, pull out an oar: OAR?
Morgan: Did you just break the fucking boat-

Therese: It is becoming increasingly obvious.
Therese: I can deny it no longer.
Therese: I am small.
Nich: We know.
Therese: And so are you.
Nich: D:

Sybil, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.

Kay: Rules were made to be broken!
Addie: Yeah, well, bodies weren't!

Nell: Accidentally hits someone in the face
Nell: Trying to decide between saying “I’m fucking sorry” and “are you okay?”
Nell: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Sybil: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Freddy: You were flirting with Vera
Sybil: So what? She's my girlfriend.
Freddy: You asked her if she was single.
Ozzie: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.

Margot: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Nich: What if it bites me and it dies?
Joan: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Nich, learn to listen.
Nell: What if it bites itself and I die?
Darius: That’s magic.
Winifred: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Samuel: That’s correlation, not causation.
Amira: What if we bite each other, and neither of us dies?
Nich: That’s kinky.
Jon: Oh for Twyllo's sake-

Ara: Idk who Marie Curie is but Maria Skłodowska-Curie won two nobel prizes. Can English speaking countries stop simplifying names they can't pronounce and get their shit together?
Dallas: Aren't Marie and Maria here two different people anyway, both with accomplishments of their own right?
Ara: I’m fairly sure that’s just a more Polish spelling of her name.
Dallas: No I was thinking of Marie Kondo don't look at me I'm stupid af.
Ara: Understandable. Have a nice night.

Taven: *Accidentally hits someone in the face*
Taven: *Trying to decide between saying “I’m fucking sorry” and “are you okay?”*
Taven: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Brian: Why are you like this?
Holly: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a child and haven't felt a single emotion since then.

Andor: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
Ara: Please never become a surgeon

Keyla: That's a pretty rock.
Milo: Ravina gave it to me.
Ravina: I threw it at you.
Milo: We get along very well.

Andor: What if whenever you cracked your knuckles your fingers started to glow like glow sticks.
Ara: Go to sleep.
Ara:
Ara: Wait, I could read in the dark-!

Beck: I don't know who Marie Curie is but Maria Skłodowska-Curie won two Nobel prizes. Can English speaking countries stop simplifying names they can't pronounce and get their shit together?
Casey: Aren't Marie and Maria here two different people anyway, both with accomplishments of their own right?
Beck: I’m fairly sure that’s just a more Polish spelling of her name.
Casey: No I was thinking of Marie Kondo don't look at me I'm stupid as fuck.
Beck: Understandable. Have a nice night.

Martha: Accidentally hits someone in the face
Martha: Trying to decide between saying “I’m fucking sorry” and “are you okay?”
Martha: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

((i have knives, is that good enough))
Well you also need a

• messy love life
• sad and tragic backstory that strangely resembles a fairy tail
• Magic
• and a near-death inexperience
• though knives do come in handy

Perry, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.

Azazel: Rules were made to be broken!
Quill: Yeah, well, bodies weren't!

Cyrus: What if whenever you cracked your knuckles your fingers started to glow like glow sticks?
Anthony: Go to sleep.
Anthony:
Anthony: Wait, I could read in the dark-!

Shin: Make sure you chew your food properly, kids.
Shin: Also, make sure to screw in your tongue piercings tightly.
Midori: You swallowed a tongue piercing, didn't you?
Shin: I sure fucking did.

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Midori: Rules were made to be broken.
Levi: Yeah, well bodies aren't!
Shin, sweating profusely: They aren't??

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Shin: accidentally hits someone in the face
Shin: trying to decide between saying “I’m fucking sorry” and “are you okay?”
Shin: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Midori, dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.

---

Saiki, trying to come up with a conspiracy theory: The moon landing was faked.
Midori: You believe in the moon?

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Midori tries to read a book even though he's illiterate
Midori's brain: Hm… This paragraph… I do not vibe with it.
Midori, crying: Please… please just fucking process the words on the damn paper-
Midori's brain: Its vibes are wrong. I cannot read it.

---

An officer comes to arrest Shin
"This is the police! Open up!"
Shin: Well, sometimes I feel like my friends don't really like me and that sorta-
"Uh, sir, what are you doing?"
Shin: You told me to open up…

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Shin: If your hands are cold, it's just your ghost boyfriend holding your hand.
Midori:
Midori: My feet are cold-

Talia: Make sure you chew your food properly, kids.
Talia: Also, make sure to screw in your tongue piercings tightly.
Portia: You swallowed a tongue piercing, didn't you?
Talia, obviously lying: No-

Vince: Rules were made to be broken.
Portia: Yeah, well bodies aren't!
Talia: They aren't?

Sybella: I hereby announce that former familiar Hex is to be exiled and stripped of all titles.
Hex: I recognize you've made a decision, but given that it's a stupid decision, I've elected to ignore it.

Gracelyn: That's a pretty rock.
Delphinia: Hex gave it to me.
Hex: I threw it at you.
Delphinia: He's very sweet.

Jesse, dumping a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.

Jesse: I am at a loss for words!
Gracelyn, later: And despite that, he yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

Delphinia: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I'll be trying different hair products!
Delphinia: *sprays hairspray into her mouth*
Delphinia: Well right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good

Jesse: Why are you like this?
Martell: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a child and haven't felt a single emotion since.

Aurelia: Remember to drink water!
Hex: No.
Aurelia: Then become the dirt I walk on.

Mizu tries to read a book even though he's illiterate
Mizu's brain: Hm… This paragraph… I do not vibe with it.
Mizu, crying: Please… please just fucking process the words on the damn paper-
Mizu's brain: Its vibes are wrong. I cannot read it.

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Freya: Rules are made to be broken.
Jacquelyn: Yeah, well, bodies aren't!
Mizu, sweating: They aren't?

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Freya: If your hands are cold, it's just your ghost boyfriend holding your hand.
Mizu:
Mizu: My feet are cold-

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Mizu: Men will see an anthill and take out a straw
Jacquelyn: You misspelt anteaters.
Mizu: How would you get an anteater into a straw?

Henry tries to read a book even though he's illiterate
Henry's brain: Hm… This paragraph… I do not vibe with it.
Henry, crying: Please… please just fucking process the words on the damn paper-
Henry's brain: Its vibes are wrong. I cannot read it.

Henry: Why are you like this?
Marie: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a child and haven't felt a single emotion since then.

Richard: Accidentally hits someone in the face
Richard: Trying to decide between saying “I’m fucking sorry” and “are you okay?”
Richard: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Marie: Why the hell is he here?
Richard: B–
Henry: Because fuck you.
Richard: Oh my god.

Cosette, under her breath: Future wife say what
Marie: What?
Cosette: [screeches internally]

Levi: Why are you like this?
Midori: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a child and I haven't felt a single emotion since then.

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Midori, under his breath: Future husband say what-
Shin: What?
Midori, visibly excited: HAH, YOU WERE FOOLED

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Midori: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Shin: I don't know-
Midori: Homiecide.
Shin:
Shin, grabbing a shotgun: That's it.

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Shin: I'd take a bullet for you.
Midori: Awh, really?
Shin: Not because I like you, but because I wanna die.

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Saiki gets a job as a detective
Saiki: spots a dead body
Saiki:
Saiki: Okay, first of all, big mood.

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Midori: I was put on this Earth to do one thing.
long pause
Midori: Luckily, I forgot what it was, so I can do whatever the hell I want.

Azazel: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I'll be trying different hair products!
Azazel: Sprays hairspray into xyr mouth
Azazel: Well right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good

Quill, walking up to inspect a dead body: Okay, first of all, big mood-

Azazel: Why are you like this?
The Sandman: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a child and haven't felt a single emotion since then.

(oho new story maybe?)

Vio, under his breath: Future husband say what-
Ibis: What?
Vio, visibly excited: HA, YOU WERE FOOLED

Vio: I'd take a bullet for you.
Drinn: Aw, really?
Vio: Not because I like you, but because I wanna die.

Drinn: Why are you like this?
Zephyr: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a child and I haven't felt a single emotion since then.
Drinn: …You’re fourteen-

Poli: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Tetra: I don't know-
Poli: Homiecide.
Tetra:
Tetra, drawing her sword: That's it.

Shin: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I'll be trying different hair products!
Shin: sprays hairspray into his mouth
Shin: Well, right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good.

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Midori: If you ever feel safe, please remember that I'm out there.

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Midori: On the outside, I may appear like an emotionless piece of shit, but I'm just like an onion.
Shin: How so?
Midori: When you peel off more and more layers, you find the same exact thing every single time and you start crying.
Shin: I should've seen that one coming.

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Midori: Mentally ill? Nah, I'm mentally SICK.
Midori: My brain does cool kickflips while wearing shades and I cry a lot.

Jack: If you ever feel safe, please remember that I'm out there.

Vio: On the outside, I may appear like an emotionless piece of shit, but I'm just like an onion.
Drinn: How so?
Vio: When you peel off more and more layers, you find the same exact thing every single time and you start crying.
Drinn: I should've seen that one coming.

Cyrus: Mentally ill? Nah, I'm mentally sick.
Cyrus: My brain does cool kickflips while wearing shades and I cry a lot.

Midori: Who the fuck is still under 5'5? Grow up.
Shin: Bitch, I'm trying.

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Midori: How long does someone have to be dead before it's considered archaeology instead of grave robbing?
Levi: As an archaeologist, I find this to be a very awkward question.
Shin: Answer the question, grave robber.

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Levi: Ah yes, the Trojan Horse, or as I like to call it-
Midori, interrupting: Murderous pinata.

Nich, who's 5'7": Who the fuck is still under 5'5? Grow up.
Therese: Bitch, I'm trying.

Jackson: How long does someone have to be dead before it's considered archaeology instead of grave robbing?
Victor: As a scientist, I find this to be a very awkward question.
Geneva: Answer the question, grave robber.

Dally, who's 6’0": Who the fuck is still under 5'5”? Grow up.
Cyrus (who is 5’1”): Bitch, I'm trying.

Tetra: How long does someone have to be dead before it's considered archaeology instead of grave robbing?
Vio: As a scientist, I find this to be a very awkward question.
Drinn: Answer the question, grave robber.