forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Fortune teller, reading Frost's palm: it just says 'yikes'.

Miran: I want to be just like you when I grow up :)
Varian: That's adorable, but I'm begging you to reconsider.

Sana: [Packing lunches for everyone]
Sana: This was not made with love today, just so you all know.

Leaoni: Are u ready for your birthday surprise?
Alune: That's a big cake.
Alune: …Varian's inside of it, isn’t he?
The cake: No.

Alune: Only a month till 2021.
Wren: Wait, no, I still haven’t finished processing 2013-

Varian: I have issues with asking for help and I've become a burden to my friends, I just know I have. If they're even still willing to call me a friend, that is. I just…I'm trying to do the right thing but it feels like the whole world is against me! Do you ever feel like that? Or is it just me?
The person behind the counter: …Sir, this is a McDonald’s.

[Grocery shopping]
Leaoni: Okay, mission number two is finding where the popcorn is.
Varian: Wait, what was mission number one?
Leaoni: Fucking getting here, Varian.

Kallai: You know, I don’t get paid enough for this.
Frost: For what?
Kallai: [Gestures vaguely to everything]

Sana: Zatian, violence is never the answer!
Zatian, nodding: You’re right. It’s the question. The answer is yes.
Sana: No-

Leaoni, filming Varian and Alune from afar: Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!

Frost: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I will try different hair products!
Frost: [Sprays the hairspray into his mouth]
Frost: Well, right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good.

Love, reading Quill’s palm: it just says 'yikes'.

[At the market]
Zephyr: Okay, mission number two is finding where the fruit is.
Drinn: Wait, what was mission number one?
Vio: Fucking getting here, Drinn.

Quill: I want to be just like you when I grow up :)
Anthony: That's adorable, but I'm begging you to reconsider.

Emmett: You know, I don’t get paid enough for this.
Love: For what?
Emmett: [Gestures vaguely to everything]

Hex, reading Jesse’s palm: It just says "yikes."

Delphinia: I want to be just like you when I grow up!
Aurelia: That's adorable, but I'm begging you to reconsider.

Jesse: I don’t get paid enough for this.
Hex: For what?
Jesse: [gestures vaguely at everything]

Aurelia: [packing lunches for everyone]
Aurelia: This was not made with love today, just so you all know.

Clem: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Delphinia: Even better! [holds up a chicken] Her name is Fluffy.

Hex: Laptop overheating? Pour water on it to cool it down!
Jesse, holding a broken laptop: I trusted you, Hex.

Ren: Lucas, violence is never the answer!
Lucas, nodding: You’re right. It’s the question, and the answer is yes
Ren: No-

Lucas: Half of me is a hopeless romantic, and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

Elyas: I can't remember what my personality is supposed to be, like, I wish I had written it down

Zephyr: Sitting on and touching a warm rock… now that's the good stuff
Himari: Are you… a reptile?
Zephyr: What are you? A cop? Mind your business

Chan: Oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!
Spooky shopkeeper: Yes, but I will warn you… every item comes with a price
Chan: Yes, I know how shops work
Spooky shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay
Chan: Yes, I know how taxes work too
Spooky shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they do!
Chan, also exasperated: I know what capitalism is too, dammit!

Elyas: I'm sad but not like sad enough to be a good painter or whatever

Tetra: [Packing lunches for everyone]
Tetra: This was not made with love today, just so you all know.

Anthony: Half of me is a hopeless romantic, and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

Drinn: Oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!
Poli: Yes, but I will warn you… every item comes with a price.
Drinn: Yes, I know how shops work.
Poli: But the price may be more than you expect to pay…
Drinn: Yes, I know how taxes work, too.
Poli, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they do!
Drinn, also exasperated: I know what capitalism is, too, dammit!

Anthony: I'm sad, but like, not sad enough to be a good painter or whatever

Dally: I can't remember what my personality is supposed to be, like, I wish I had written it down

Eleanor: Packing lunches for everyone
Eleanor: This was not made with love today, just so you all know.

Sola: Half of me is a hopeless romantic, and the other half of me is, well, an asshole.

Beck: I'm sad, but like, not sad enough to be a good painter or whatever.

Christopher: I can't remember what my personality is supposed to be, like, I wish I had written it down.

jo: i want to get married. now.
kas: i have gym?
jo: no–

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kas: i'm getting so old
cisco: you're sixteen

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cisco: don't you think that's a waste of money?
jo(who has rich parents): i spend $15 a month on an app that reads me bed time stories. i don't give a fuck

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catori, in the woods: if you hear weird noises at night, simply make weirder ones to assert dominance

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nicky, watching catori prepare to banish a ghost: where did you learn to do this?
catori: wikihow

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catori: so here's the tea–
nicky: for the last time, it's called a police report
catori: do you want to hear the tea or not

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catori: rich people should get robbed once a week
jo(again, rich): why??
catori: it builds character

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jo: wait, be quiet
nicky: why, did you hear something?
jo: no, i just want you to be quiet

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nicky: for the last time, it's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli
jo: i know what i saw

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catori: everything's a ufo if you're bad enough at identifying stuff

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jo: you have to treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
cisco: killed without hesitation?

Aaron: Who changed my discord name to "MrKrabsKinnie69"
Lucas: ArgArgArgArgArg
Aaron: Oh fuck you >:[

Elijah: It make me pleasure smile to think how you will all be destroyed by my overwhelming power.
Charlie: Ahhh….!!!!

Bonita describing Valerie: This is Valerie. When I say big friend, I mean BIG friend. Apparently, her breasts are so giant they make her back hurt. Also… she’s poor, so those are real!

Sophie: Dude, why are you taking a picture of a cake!
Jaelynn: I have compulsive need to take picture of everything.

Mason: That writer have no idea what she are doing. Tyler gets all the screen time and the jokes that get beeped! I’m awesome Mason, not some bit player like Sophie. That’s it. Since I’m already pissed anyway, I’ll just torment these guys instead. The great Mason will unleash secret weapon kept hidden all this time. That’s right! A diary. One I’ve been writing in like a silly junior high girl since time began! Nobody has escaped my covert condescension. Hehe! You may have tried to bury past humiliations, but they’ll all be dug up by me!

Manager: So, are you ready?
Lucas: To go home?
Manager: No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day!
Lucas: , you pay me to stand behind this register, and take orders, and give change. But you could never pay me enough to act brotherly towards those people (Jax burning some food while Charlie and Micheal are worried in the background, Sophie fans out the flame, and Matthew holds back the urge to stab Jax]

Bonita: But Tsumi, I was your biggest fan!
Tsumi: So were they.
Fangirl: Hey, look everyone! Tsumi's back!

Tori: Nobody cares about the fate of laborers as long as they can get their instant gratification.

Karen: I can't go out. [] I'm sick.
Regina: Boo, you whore.

Jax after Alex's death: Oh my God! I just killed my dad!
Mavis.: And your worst enemy!
Jax: SAME DIFFERENCE!

Charlie: Elijah, why can't you just be a friend?! Why do you have to be such a megaprick?!
Elijah: Because I can be.

Micheal to his old crush: You shattered my heart… and my leg!

Charlie: He deserves it!
Sophie: I know but you're nerdy. Elijah would beat you silly.

Felix: Oh, my life's the worst!
Matthes: Here's a piece of candy.
Felix: Yay! I love candy!

Terry: Tori, you're back. You ever thought about coming in through the window?
Tori: No.
Terry: Think about it.

((mostly just for shits and giggles))

jo: if being cute and having a fat ass was a crime, i'd be in jail for 100 years.
catori: 100 years? for a crime you didn't commit? that's terrible

Robin, in the Woods: If you hear weird noises at night, simply make weirder ones to assert dominance.

Nich: Rich people should get robbed once a week.
Samuel: Why?
Nich: It builds character.

Geneva: Wait, be quiet.
Jackson: Why, did you hear something?
Geneva: No, I just want you to be quiet

Jackson: Everything's a UFO if you're bad enough at identifying stuff

Azami, in a forest: If you hear weird noises at night, simply make weirder ones to assert dominance.

Nami: Rich people should get robbed once a week.
Usopp: Why?
Nami: It builds character.

Law: Wait, be quiet.
Luffy: Why, did you hear something?
Law: No, I just want you to be quiet.

Azami: Everything's a UFO if you're bad enough at identifying stuff!

Sabo: So here's the tea–
Tori: For the last time, it's called a police report.
Sabo: Do you want to hear the tea or not?

Sanji: For the last time, it's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli!
Luffy: I know what I saw.

Jax: You have to treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Law: killed without hesitation?

Azazel, in the Umbrella: If you hear weird noises at night, simply make weirder ones to assert dominance.

Perry: Rich people should get robbed once a week.
Elias: Why?
Perry: It builds character.

Anthony: Wait, be quiet.
Dally: Why, did you hear something?
Anthony: No, I just want you to be quiet.

Dally: Everything's a UFO if you're bad enough at identifying stuff!

Cyrus: If being cute and having a fat ass was a crime, I’d be in jail for 100 years.
Jack: 100 years? For a crime you didn't commit? That’s terrible.

Andor: I just found my grade 7 math teacher on a gay porn site. Oh my sweet Jesus.
Dallas: What were you doing on a gay porn website?
Andor: Looking for oatmeal recipes. Why the fuck do you think?

Gerard: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it and I just started thinking like, it was just trying to get food.
Gerard: What if I went into the pantry and it just slammed the door and snapped my neck how would I feel?
Caleb: Are you ok?
Gerard: No.

Andor: A stopped clock may be right twice a day, but a clock whose hands are spinning wildly in defiance of all horological precepts may be right hundreds of times in the same span.
Ara: Or zero.
Andor: That’s a chance I’m willing to take!

Andor: Can you even sue the president?
Andor: Like what if you tried to sue Obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and then he came to your house and did the worm.
Ara: How come I don't find the things you say strange anymore?

Crispin: Mother didn't raise no quitter.
Crispin: Well, actually, mother didn't raise me at all.
Crispin: Which is why I'm quitting.

Dallas: what is one thing that became clearer as you got older?
Ara, not looking up: why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog

Calidor: I was born first, you have to listen to me
Savona: you'll die first too if you don't shut up

Ara: Wait, be quiet.
Andor: Why, did you hear something?
Ara: No, I just want you to be quiet.

Andor: Everything's a UFO if you're bad enough at identifying stuff!

Crispin: Rich people should get robbed once a week.
Kit: Why?
Crispin: It builds character.

Calidor: For the last time, it's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli!
Taven: I know what I saw.

Holly: Dude, why are you taking a picture of a cake!
Jackie: I have compulsive need to take picture of everything.

Dallas: I'm sad, but like, not sad enough to be a good painter or whatever.

The fortune teller, reading Taven's palm: It just says "yikes."

Andor: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I will try different hair products!
Andor: [Sprays the hairspray into his mouth]
Andor: Well, right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good.

Andor: Only a month till 2021.
Dallas: Wait, no, I still haven’t finished processing 2013-

Calidor: Come on, how many times do I have to apologise!?
Keyla: Once.
Calidor:
Calidor: No.

Milo: Just letting you know that I’m back on my bullshit!
Ravina: You say that as if you were ever off it.

Jackson: I just found my grade 7 math teacher on a gay porn site, Jesus Christ.
Martha: What were you doing on a gay porn website?
Jackson: Looking for oatmeal recipes. Why the fuck do you think?

Titania: A stopped clock may be right twice a day, but a clock whose hands are spinning wildly in defiance of all horological precepts may be right hundreds of times in the same span.
Oberon: Or zero.
Titania: That’s a chance I’m willing to take.

Therapist: What is one thing that became clearer as you got older?
Beck, not looking up: Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog.

Nich: I was born first, you have to listen to me.
Joan: You'll die first too if you don't shut up

Lapis, reading Lucas's palm: It just says "yikes."

Jesse: I'm getting so old.
Gracelyn: …you're fourteen

Delphinia, in the woods: If you hear weird noises at night, make weirder ones to assert dominance. [screeches]

Jesse: Where did you learn to do this?
Hex, performing an exorcism: Wikihow.

Hex: A stopped clock may be right twice a day, but a clock whose hands are spinning wildly in defiance of all horological precepts may be right hundreds of times in the same span.
Aurelia: Or zero.
Hex: That’s a chance I’m willing to take.

Delphinia: What is one thing that became clearer as you got older?
Aurelia, not looking up: Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog.

Gracelyn: I was born first, you have to listen to me.
Jesse: And you'll die first too if you don't shut up.

Gracelyn: Why is the Barbie Nutcracker the only good Nutcracker movie ever made?
Jesse: Because Barbie movies slap, next question-

Quill: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. But I just started thinking, like, it was just trying to get food.
Quill: What if I went into the pantry and it just slammed the door and snapped my neck? How would I feel?
Elias: …Are you okay?
Quill: No.

Cyrus: I just found my seventh grade math teacher on a gay porn site, Jesus Christ.
Anthony: What were you doing on a gay porn website?
Cyrus: Looking for oatmeal recipes. Why the fuck do you think?

Love: A stopped clock may be right twice a day, but a clock whose hands are spinning wildly in defiance of all horological precepts may be right hundreds of times in the same span.
Emmett: Or zero.
Love: That’s a chance I’m willing to take.

Cyrus: What’s something that became clearer as you got older?
Anthony, not looking up: Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog.

Fortune teller, reading Austin's palm: it just says 'yikes'.

Em: I want to be just like you when I grow up :)
Austin, Felix, Mel, and Jarrod: That's adorable, but I'm begging you to reconsider.

Jarrod: [Packing lunches for everyone]
Jarrod: These were not made with love today, just so you all know.

Em: Are u ready for your birthday surprise?
Jarrod: That's a big cake.
Jarrod: …Felix's inside of it, isn’t he?
The cake: No.

Mel: Only a month till 2021.
Austin: What? No, I still haven’t finished processing 2016
Austin:[remembers Clinton dabbing]
Austin, shuddering: Agggh

Felix: I have issues with asking for help and I've become a burden to my friends, I just know I have. If they're even still willing to call me a friend, that is. I just…I'm trying to do the right thing but it feels like the whole world is against me! Do you ever feel like that? Or is it just me?
The person behind the counter: …Sir, this is a McDonald’s.

Jarrod: You know, I don’t get paid enough for this.
Felix: For what?
Jarrod: [Gestures vaguely to everything]

Austin, sleep deprived, filming Felix and Jarrod from afar: Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay-

Felix: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I will try different hair products!
Felix: [Sprays the hairspray into his mouth]
Felix: Well, right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good.

Felix: Half of me is a hopeless romantic, and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

Austin: I'm sad, but like, not sad enough to be a good painter or whatever

Austin: I can't remember what my personality is supposed to be, like, I wish I had written it down

Austin: I'm getting so old
Felix, 106 years old: You're sixteen

Austin, in the woods: if you hear weird noises at night, simply make weirder ones to assert dominance

Mel, watching Austin prepare to banish a ghost: where did you learn to do this?
Austin: wikihow

Felix: so here's the tea–
Jarrod: for the last time, it's called a police report
Felix: do you want to hear the tea or not

Jarrod: wait, be quiet
Felix: why, did you hear something?
Jarrod: no, i just want you to be quiet

Jarrod: for the last time, it's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli
Felix: i know what i saw

Mel: everything's a ufo if you're bad enough at identifying stuff

Em: you have to treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Felix: killed without hesitation?

Mel: Who changed my discord name to "MrKrabsKinnie69"
Austin: ArgArgArgArgArg
Felix: Oh fuck you >:[

Felix: It make me pleasure smile to think how you will all be destroyed by my overwhelming power.
Jarrod:

Austin: Nobody cares about the fate of laborers as long as they can get their instant gratification.
Austin, not even 2 seconds later: Haha yeehaw my beets

Jarrod: I can't go out. I'm sick.
Felix: Boohoo, you whore.

Em: Felix, why can't you just be a friend?! Why do you have to be such a megaprick?!
Em: Because I can be.

Felix to his last lover: You shattered my heart… and my leg!
Felix: Normally I'm okay with whatever kinky shit you guys are into but holy fuck

Austin: My life's the worst
Mel: Here's a piece of candy.
Austin: My life is fucking fantastic-

Estella: A stopped clock may be right twice a day, but a clock whose hands are spinning wildly in defiance of all horological precepts may be right hundreds of times in the same span.
Peregrine: Or zero.
Estella: That’s a chance I’m willing to take.

Ace: I was born first, you have to listen to me.
Sabo: You'll die first too if you don't shut up

Chopper: I'm getting so old!
Brook, 90 years old: You're seventeen.

Sanji: Half of me is a hopeless romantic, and the other half of me is, well, an asshole.

Nami: I'm sad, but like, not sad enough to be a good painter or whatever.

Law: I can't remember what my personality is supposed to be, like, I wish I had written it down.

Luffy, returning to Sabaody after 2 years: Just letting you know that I’m back on my bullshit!
Nami: You say that as if you were ever off it.

Law: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. But I just started thinking, like, it was just trying to get food.
Law: What if I went into the pantry and it just slammed the door and snapped my neck? How would I feel?
Jax: …Are you okay?
Law: No.

Estella: Can you even sue the Fleet Admiral?
Estella: Like what if you tried to sue Akainu and you just got a letter back saying "no" and then he came to your house and did the worm.
Peregrine: How come I don't find the things you say strange anymore?

Fern: I can't remember what my personality is supposed to be, like, I wish I had written it down.

Allan: playing off-tune guitar
Fern: Do you take requests?
Allan: Yes!
Fern: Please stop.

Christi: If I die I want Ferrin to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.

Matthew: We need to lower our expenses, what can we live without?
Ruby: Bruce, probably.

Tiana: If its a concussion we need to keep him conscious, ask him questions.
Blaze (to Alev): What's 7 times 10?
Tiana: Ask him something he knows.

Ferrin: The door's locked!
Christi: Don't worry, I can shapeshift!
Christi:Kicks down door

Zach: Do you ever think about things before you say them?
Xavier: Yeah, I do. I think ‘Wow, that’s brilliant, I should say that out loud.’ And then I do, and it’s spectacular. It exceeds my expectations.

Skylar: I'm not mad–
Matthew: I am.

Matthew: Being tired isn't even a mood anymore. Its my entire personality.

Drake: Why do people assume the worst of me?
Tiana: It saves time.

Daisy: Are you okay? You didn't sleep at all last night.
Myra: I got a solid eight minutes.
Myra: Not consecutively, but its fine, you're not even that blurry.

Katrina: Go big or go home!
Lansing: For once in your life, please, please, go home.
Katrina: ….I'm going big.

Varian: This is your gentle reminder to make sure you get 8 hours of sleep every night.
Alune: No.
Varian: That was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.

Kallai: You made one simple mistake, it's nothing we can't fix. Don't overreact.
Frost: [already laying face down in a hole he dug and covering himself with dirt] I'm not.

Leaoni: I’m kind of seeing someone, but I’m worried about telling you who, because you’re not going to like it.
Varian: Just rip the bandage off.
Leaoni: It’s Zatian.
Varian: Put the bandage back on.

Sana: I mean, come on. Let’s just hug it out. Come on! Hug it out!
Everyone: [struggle into a group hug]
Kallai: Who took my wallet?
Frost: Sorry.

Varian: You are the sexiest, most handsome guy I have ever seen. Nobody deserves you.
Alune: Varian?
Varian: [Turning away from the mirror] Yes?

Leaoni, in the woods: if you hear weird noises at night, simply make weirder ones to assert dominance.

Leaoni, watching Varian prepare to summon a ghost: where did you learn to do this?
Varian: wikiHow

Varian, who was once rich: Rich people should get robbed once a week.
Frost: Why??
Varian: It builds character.

Leaoni: Wait, be quiet.
Frost: why, did you hear something?
Leaoni: No, i just want you to be quiet.

Alune: for the last time, it's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Varian: I know what I saw.

Leaoni: You have to treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Varian: killed without hesitation?
Alune: nO-

Frost, over the phone: I can't go out. [fake cough] I'm sick.
Leaoni: Boo! You whore. [hangs up]
Frost: :O

Frost: What is one thing that became clearer as you got older?
Kallai, not looking up: Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog.

Wren: I was born first, you have to listen to me.
Alune: And you'll die first too if you don't shut up.

Anthony: Look Caspian, I can fit the whole world in my hands.
Caspian: Oh, come on angel, that is physically impossible.
Anthony: cups Caspian's face
Caspian, blushing: Get off me, I have a reputation to uphold!

Anthea: How was the honeymoon?
Anthony: Caspian got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Anthony: He said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".
Anthony: I love him

Anthony, holding up a fancy-looking bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Caspian: grabs the bottle and drinks all of it
Caspian: It's perfume.

Adam: Why are Caspian and Anthony sitting with their backs to each other?
Anthea: They had a fight.
Adam: Then why are they holding hands?
Anthea: They get sad when they fight

Anthea: I can't get Anthony out of his room.
Caspian: Tell him I said something.
Anthea: Like what?
Caspian: Anything factually incorrect.
three seconds later
Anthony, bursting into the room, hysterical: YOU THINK THE SUN IS A PLANET?

Caspian: Some people are like slinkies.
Anthony: What?
Caspian: Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
Anthony:
Anthony: Please don't push Gabriel down the stairs.
Caspian: You can't stop me.

Caspian: We've done it. We connected the dots.
Gabriel & Blake: You didn't connect shit.
Anthony: We connected them.

Anthony: We need to think, how do we usually get out of these messes.
Caspian: We don't. We just make a bigger one that cancels the first one out.

Caspian: Hey angel.
Caspian: Do you think bugs are born knowing they can walk up walls or do they just accidentally do it one day and go "yoooooooo"
Anthony:
Anthony: It's 3 am Caspian, please

Tracy, looking at the fridge: Aw, I love your kid's drawing of this funny looking dog.
Anthony: We don't have any kids.
Caspian, clenching his jaw: It's a giraffe.

Anthony: Did you know dolphins give their mates sponges to show their love?
Caspian, crying: I don't have any sponges to give you!
Anthony: No! Don't cry, my dear! I don't need a sponge to know that you love me!

Caspian: "Ladies and Gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I'm falling asleep already.
Caspian: "Cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

Heaven: takes Anthony from earth
Caspian: But sir, that's my emotional support angel

Caspian: I failed my safety course today.
Anthony: Why, what happened?
Caspian: Well, one question was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Anthony: ….And?
Caspian: Well apparently "FOKING LARGE ONES" isn't the right answer

Anthea: Did it hurt when you fell?
Caspian: From heaven? No, I'm not going out with y–
Anthea: No, I mean when you were stepping out of your car. I watched your trip on your foot and just kind of lay there on the ground for about ten minutes.
Caspian: ….
Anthony: We all saw it.

Ren: I mean, come on. Let’s just hug it out. Come on! Hug it out!
Everyone: [struggle into a group hug]
Zephyr: Who took my wallet?
Chan: It's mine now

Ren: Being tired isn't even a mood anymore. Its my entire personality

Ren: If its a concussion we need to keep him conscious, ask him questions
Himari (to Chan): What's 7 times 10?
Lucas: Ask him something he knows

Elyas, holding up a fancy-looking bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Chan: [grabs the bottle and drinks all of it]
Chan: It's perfume

Chan: Hey farthead,
Chan: Do you think bugs are born knowing they can walk up walls or do they just accidentally do it one day and go "yoooooooo"
Lucas:
Lucas: It's 3 am Chan, please shut up

Jay: "Ladies and Gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I'm falling asleep already
Jay: "Cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic

Chan: Get in the car
Elyas: Where are you going?
Chan: Either getting ice cream or committing crime. I'll decide on the way

Ren to Lucas, Chan, and Zephyr: Pick your battles. Pick… pick fewer than that. Put some back that's too many-

Chan: That is a nice ass shirt
Elyas: Thank you, but to be honest, it's called 'pants', not 'ass shirt'

Lucas: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?
Elyas: It's kind of complicated, but Chan-
Lucas: Got it, forget I asked

Ren: Everyone know what they're doing?
Chan: In general, or the plan?
Ren: The plan, Chan
Chan: [sigh of relief]

Varian: I can't remember what my personality is supposed to be, like, I wish I had written it down.

Varian: [playing off-tune flute]
Pytho: Do you take requests?
Varian: Yes!
Pytho: Please stop.

Kallai: We need to lower our expenses, what can we live without?
Rose: Varian, probably.

Kallai: If its a concussion we need to keep him conscious, ask him questions.
Sana (to Frost): What's 7 times 10?
Kallai: Ask him something he knows.

Varian: I'm not mad–
Alune: I am.

Alune: Being tired isn't even a mood anymore. Its my entire personality.

Sana: Look Kallai, I can fit the whole world in my hands.
Kallai: That is physically impossible.
Sana: [cups Kallai's face]
Kallai, blushing: Get off me, I have a reputation to uphold.

Frost: Hey, Alune.
Frost: Do you think bugs are born knowing they can walk up walls or do they just accidentally do it one day and go "yoooooooo"
Alune:
Alune: It's 3 am Frost, please

Varian: "Ladies and Gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I'm falling asleep already.
Varian: "Cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

Jack: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I'm falling asleep already.
Jack: "Cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

Dally: Do you think bugs are born knowing they can walk up walls, or do they just accidentally do it one day and go "yoooooooo"
Anthony:
Anthony: Dally, it’s 3 AM, go the fuck to sleep-

Quill: Being tired isn't even a mood anymore. It’s my entire personality.

Poli: I'm not mad–
Tetra: I am.

Nathaniel: Listen, Lord Arnol, we're not accusing you-
Oscar: No, I am. I definitely am.