forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Frost: Don't you think it's muggy outside today?
Kallai: I swear if I go outside and all the mugs are in the garden.
Frost: (quietly sups coffee out of a bowl)

Frost: He died of natural causes.
Leaoni: You pushed him off a cliff.
Frost: Yeah? Gravity's natural.

Varian: You know how they say go big or go home?
Kallai: Go home, please.
Varian: Yeah, I'm gonna go big.

Leaoni: What do you think is the height of stupidity?
Alune: I'm not sure, let's ask him.
Leaoni: What?
Alune, shouting across the room: Varian! How tall are you?

(Texting)
Alune: :(
Sana: Turn that frown upsidedown!
Alune: ):
Sana: Okay listen here you little shit.

Varian: I’m in the mood for,
Varian, throwing glitter in the air: romance.

Tabitha: He died of natural causes.
Imogen: You pushed him off a cliff.
Tabitha: Yes, and gravity is natural.

Kay: You know how they say go big or go home?
Addie: Go home, please.
Kay: Yeah, I'm gonna go big.

Felix: This body is flawless, Everyone wants a piece of me and I got the creepy fan fiction to prove

Jarrod: So I just figured out my dad's been taken hostage what should I do
Mel: Well at he notices you and doesn't treat you like shit
Felix: and isn't an urn
Austin: and isn't some horrific miscreation either
Jarrod: I asked for help, not your daddy issues

Felix: Words can't hurt me these shades are gucci

Joseph: I hate you
Austin: and I still hate me more, you weak bitch

Felix: Oh are you guys talking about Austin? God, what a priss
Mel:
Jarrod: Felix.
Felix: What? What mister killjoy doesn't hear doesn't-
Austin: I was part of this conversation when you joined.

Austin, crying a bit: You know if my dad was here he'd celebrate by jetskiing in the pool
Jarrod: Your dad really did that
Austin: Yeah, our neighbors didn't like us very much

Felix, age 106: I was a young, handsome boy filled with rage back then.
Felix: Wait, I’m still filled with rage. And still hot!
Felix: Get me a gun!

Felix: Can I kill him?
Jarrod: At the very least don't do it in public.

Felix: Don't you think it's muggy outside today?
Jarrod: I swear if I go outside and all the mugs are on the lawn
Felix: (quietly sups coffee out of a bowl)

Felix: He died of natural causes.
Austin: You pushed him off a cliff
Frost: Yeah? Gravity's natural.

Felix: You know how they say go big or go home?
Austin: Go home, please.
Felix: Yeah, I'm gonna go big.

Jarrod: What do you think is the height of stupidity?
Austin: I'm not sure, let's ask him.
Jarrod: What?
Austin, shouting across the room: Felix! How tall are you?

(Texting)
Austin: :(
Mel: Turn that frown upsidedown!
Austin: ):
Mel: Okay listen here you little shit.

Felix: I’m in the mood for,
Felix, throwing glitter in the air: romance.

Cyrus: You know how they say go big or go home?
Anthony: Go home, please.
Cyrus: Yeah, I'm gonna go big.

Cyrus, age 25: I was a young beautiful girl filled with rage back then.
Cyrus: Wait, I’m still filled with rage! And still hot.
Cyrus: Get me a gun!

Jack: I’m gonna kill him.
Emmett: Not in public.

Kels: I hate you.
Tabitha: And I still hate me more, you weak bitch.

Talia: You know, if my dad was here he'd celebrate by jetskiing in the pool.
Vince: Your dad really did that?
Talia: Yeah, our neighbors didn't like us very much.

Chiffon: So I just figured out my dad's been taken hostage what should I do
Sanji: Well at he notices you and doesn't treat you like shit
Nami: and isn't an urn
Luffy and Azami: and actually knows you
Chiffon: I asked for help, not your daddy issues

Sanji: Zoro died of natural causes.
Nami: You pushed him off a cliff.
Sanji: Yes, and gravity is natural.

Luffy: You know how they say go big or go home?
Law: Go home, please.
Luffy: Yeah, I'm gonna go big.

Usopp: What do you think is the height of stupidity?
Nami: I'm not sure, let's ask him.
Usopp: What?
Nami, shouting across the deck: Luffy! How tall are you?

Sanji: I’m in the mood for,
Sanji, throwing glitter in the air: romance.

Imogen: So I just figured that out my dad's been taken hostage, what should I do?
Tabitha: Well at least you know him.
Eliot: And accepts you for who you are.
Kels: And isn't an urn.
Kay: She asked for help, not your daddy issues.

everette: words can't hurt me these shades are gucci

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caroline(pre character development): i hate you
catori: and i still hate me more, you weak bitch

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catori: you know how they say go big or go home
nicky: please, go home
catori: i'm goin' big!!

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jo: hey, what do you think the height of stupidity is?
catori: i don't know, let's ask him
jo: what?
catori, calling across the room: hey nicky, how tall are you
nicky: we're the same height, you paramecium

Jimmy: words can't hurt me these shades are gucci

Jimmy: You know how they say go big or go home?
Carrie: Go home, please.
Jimmy: Yeah, I'm going big

Ryan: I hate you.
Dawn: And I still hate me more, you weak bitch.

Daniella: So I just figured that out my dad's been taken hostage, what should I do?
Octavia: Well at least you know him.
Kym: And accepts you for who you are.
Sam: And isn't an urn.
Silas: She asked for help, not your daddy issues.

Tournour: Reaches for the fries on Thea’s plate.
Thea: Slams grocery store divider between her plate and Tournour’s hand.
Tournour:
Tournour: You told me you didn’t take that from the store.
Thea: And you said you didn’t want any fries, yet here we are.

Ladios: Drinking water with a minty mouth is like the cold version of spicy.
Arwood, Trying to not get eaten by an Atüí: This is a quest. We are on a QUEST.
Berthold: But is he wrong?

Berthold: Don’t make me angry! You won’t like me when I’m angry!
Jedrek: I don’t like you much anyway.

Thilah: You came up to my desk and said, “this may sound weird, and there’s no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you’re about to eat has expired.”
Arwood: That was the moment you knew you liked me?
Thilah: Yup.
Arwood: Wow. Can we make it a different moment?
Thilah: Nope.

(Thea is arguing with Arwood and Berthold when Jedrek takes her aside to calm her down).
Jedrek: Now, Thea, we should always respect our elders. After all, they are much, much, much, much OLDER than us.
Arwood: You’re not helping.
Jedrek: I respect your opinion, oh wise elder.

Peter: When I first met Kate, I was like "how is she still single?!"
Peter: Then I got to know her and I was like "huh, makes sense now."

Kay: No- Tabitha! You're supposed to squeeze the stress ball!
Kay: Not to throw at people who stress you out!

Tabitha: As a serial killer my name would be 'the suspense'.
Tabitha: So victims would be like "oh no, the suspense is killing me!"
Tabitha: And then I would get the last laugh right before I kill them.
Imogen: … what the fuck?

Imogen: You just have to spread positive vibes to be nice! Here, watch:
Imogen, to Eliot Hey, have a nice day!
Eliot: Thanks, Im!
Imogen: Now you try it.
Tabitha, to Kels: Enjoy your next 24 hours.
Imogen: Oh my gods, no-

Addie: I think we should put something on the glass doors to make them visible.
Imogen: Leave it to me.
Imogen: Sticks a napkin on the doors
Kay, entering the room: Hey, a flying napkin!
Bam

Tabitha: I've never been in a snowball fight before, so I don't know the rules.
Kels: What?
Tabitha: Is there a point system, or is it, like, to the death?

Beck, at a family party: Ugh, why is everyone asking me so many personal questions? Mind your business.
Beck, to his Uber driver: And that might be where my PTSD and trust issues stem from. So anyway, do you believe in God?

Tabitha: I have feelings for you.
Kels: You do?
Tabitha: Yes. I feel you're incredibly annoying

Henry: I may not be fluent in any language
Henry: But I am extremely fluent in gay

Tabitha: I like my coffee how I like myself.
Tabitha: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

Kay: I'm pansexual and confused.
Kay: Not about being pansexual. I just never know what the hell is going on.

Tabitha: Ugh, what's that horrible sound?
Eliot: Children laughing?

Kay: Remember that time when you dared me to lick that swing set?
Addie: No, I said “Kay, don’t lick that swing set” and you said “don’t tell me what to do, Addie!” and then you licked the swing set.

Eliot: You have the same guilty look on your face as you did when I was four and you put my favorite toy in the microwave.
Ilsa: I didn't press start!

Miss Dollen: Can you tell me why you're late to class?
Tabitha: Someone told me to go to hell. At first, I couldn't find it.
Tabitha: But now I'm here.

Tabitha: Where are my fucking gloves?
Addie: Kay, there are children present. Use proper language.
Tabitha: May I ascertain the current whereabouts of my fucking gloves?

Sanji: When I first met Zoro, I was like "how is he still single?!"
Sanji: Then I got to know him and I was like "huh, makes sense now."

Nami: No- Zoro! You're supposed to squeeze the stress ball!
Nami: Not to throw at people who stress you out!

Azami, at 3 AM: As a serial killer my name would be 'the suspense'.
Azami: So victims would be like "oh no, the suspense is killing me!"
Azami: And then I would get the last laugh right before I kill them.
Sanji: … what the fuck?

Jax: You just have to spread positive vibes to be nice! Here, watch:
Jax, to Shachi: Hey, have a nice day!
Shachi: Thanks, Jax!
Jax: Now you try it.
Law, to Bepo: Enjoy your next 24 hours.
Jax: Oh my goodness, no-

Nami: I think we should put something on the glass doors to make them visible.
Sanji: Leave it to me.
Sanji: Sticks a napkin on the doors
Luffy, entering the room: Hey, a flying napkin!
Bam

Robin: I've never been in a snowball fight before, so I don't know the rules.
Azami: What?
Robin: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Cavendish: I have feelings for you.
Bartolomeo: You do?
Cavendish: Yes. I feel you're incredibly annoying

Luffy: I may not be fluent in any language
Luffy: But I am extremely fluent in gay

Luffy: Remember that time when you dared me to lick that scrap of metal?
Sabo: No, I said “Luffy, don’t lick that scrap of metal" and you said “don’t tell me what to do, Sabo!” and then you licked the scrap of metal.

Milos: If you say “I love you” too often it loses its meaning.
Garzlan, about to say "I love you" for the 87th time in one day: On the contrary, I mean it more each time.

Crispin: I've never been in a snowball fight before, so I don't know the rules.
Caleb: What?
Crispin: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Brian: I think we should put something on the glass doors to make them visible.
Holly: Leave it to me.
Holly: *Sticks a napkin on the doors*
Jackie, entering the room: Hey, a flying napkin!
Jackie: *walks into the glass door*

Frank: No- Crispin! You're supposed to squeeze the stress ball!
Frank: Not to throw at people who stress you out!

Alexander: I hate you.
Matthew: And I still hate me more, you weak bitch.

Kit: So I just figured that out my dad's been taken hostage, what should I do?
Caleb: Well at least you know him.
Gerard: And accepts you for who you are.
Audrey: And isn't an urn.
Eva: He asked for help, not your daddy issues.

Holly: I was a young beautiful girl filled with rage back then.
Holly: Wait, I’m still filled with rage! And still hot.
Holly: Get me a gun!

Crispin: I’m gonna kill him.
Kit: Not in public.

Hanaki: Hey what's better than serving up smiles
Hanaki: :D
Kage: Being dead

Asumi: MINATO! YOU ALL READY FOR THE BIG NIGHT OUT TONIGHT
Minato: YEAH IT'S GOING TO ROCK
Asumi: ARE YOU READY TO GO CRAZY
Minato: I'M ALREADY HEARING VOICES
Asumi: ARE YOU READY TO-
Kage: ASUMI! MINATO! DO YOU MIND

Collin's life dream: I want to stay at home, play games all day, be lazy, and maybe become an actor

Mamoru: Don't worry, no matter what evil will attack you tonight, I will protect you
Asumi: You're the scariest evil of them all

Emiko: That means thanks to me right
Kage: No that means it's all your fault

Collin: I'll be a parasite to Asumi and slowly take his stuff until I find a job

Asumi: What are you doing
Mikoto: I'm garbage so I'm waiting to be picked up with the other garbage

Kage watching his sister's tutor get killed
Little!Kage: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
Kotone: Why are you screaming so loud

Ai: Are you gay or straight
Asumi: Yes

Kage: Another day, Another migraine

Kage: Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery, WHYYY
Asumi: It's not that bad
Minato: You can be a spiky-haired emo with no friends
Kage:

Carrie: Hey what's better than serving up smiles
Carrie: :D
Angel: Being dead
Angel really needs a new name lmao. Little me thought I was being so funny naming a bitch "Angel"

Tabitha: If you say “I love you” too often it loses its meaning.
Imogen, about to say "I love you" for the 87th time in one day: On the contrary, I mean it more each time.

Imogen: What could be better than serving up smiles?
Tabitha: Being dead or anything else.

Middle School! Jackson about his life plan: I want to stay at home, play games all day, be lazy, and maybe become an actor

Oleander: Don't worry, no matter what evil will attack you tonight, I will protect you.
Ophelia: You're the scariest evil of them all.

Victor: Another day, another migraine.

Ren: You just have to spread positive vibes to be nice! Here, watch-
Ren, to Himari: Hey, have a nice day!
Himari: Thanks, Ren!
Ren: Now you try it.
Lucas, to Chan: Enjoy your next 24 hours.
Ren: Oh my goodness, no-

Elyas: I've never been in a snowball fight before, so I don't know the rules.
Chan: What?
Elyas: Is there a point system, or is it, like, to the death?

Lucas: I’m gonna kill him.
Zephyr: Not in public.

Chan: Aw man, my crocs tanned my feet weird
Lucas: You deserve to be reminded of your crimes

Chan: I told Lucas his cheeks blush really red when he lies and now I can tell when he actually lies.
Zephyr: How?
Chan: Watch this
Chan: Lucas, do you love us?
Lucas, covering his cheeks: No

Chan: You ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?
Elyas: I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life
Himari: Don't worry - there'll come a time when it's not :)
Elyas: Thanks! Even worse :)

Chan: Why are you so concerned?
Ren: Because you ate it all
Chan: But you guys said you didn't want the cake?
Ren: Yeah, but yOU ATE THE CANDLES TOO YOU IDIOT

Zephyr: Is there anything better than kissing a cat's soft belly?
Lucas: Kissing a sleeping cat's soft little forehead and hearing them go brrrrrb?
Zephyr: Oh my gosh you're absolutely right

Cat: [touches Zephyr's hand with its small paw]
Zephyr, about to cry: Thank you

Chan, singing 'Livin' La Vida Loca': Upside inside out, wouldn't you be my milk cow
Ren: WHAT

Barry: Aw man, my crocs tanned my feet weird
Frankie: You deserve to be reminded of your crimes

Robin: Why are you so concerned?
Oberon: Because you ate it all.
Robin: But you guys said you didn't want the cake?
Oberon: Yes, but you ate the candles too.

Adam: Touches Victor's hand with his small paw
Victor, about to cry: Thank you.

Ran: How's it feel to be a loser
Yuda: A what
Ran: A salaryman
Yuda: Well I been one for 15 years and I want to quit

Yuda: I drink to forget but I always remember

After burying Hikari's tutor
Kotone: This'll be a wonderful family memory we'll never forget
Little!Kage: With good therapy I will

Asumi: I hate you more than I hate raisins
Kosuke: Bitch, I invented raisins! CEO of desire, mother fucker.

Beck, at a family party: Ugh, why is everyone asking me so many personal questions? Mind your business.
Beck, to his Uber driver: And that might be where my PTSD and trust issues stem from. So anyway, do you believe in God?

May I once again point out that I freaking love Beck?

Carrie: Hey what's better than serving up smiles
Carrie: :D
Angel: Being dead
Angel really needs a new name lmao. Little me thought I was being so funny naming a bitch "Angel"

Angela.

Beck, at a family party: Ugh, why is everyone asking me so many personal questions? Mind your business.
Beck, to his Uber driver: And that might be where my PTSD and trust issues stem from. So anyway, do you believe in God?

May I once again point out that I freaking love Beck?

Yes you may, because I stan Beckett Randall the most out of all of my characters and we really need to do the "Nathaniel and Beckett Get Nice Things and Relax" roleplay at some point