forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Varian: Sometimes i don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Varian: You call it a near death experience.
Leaoni: We call it a vibe check from the Gods.
Alune: (eye twitches)

Alune: Did you know that every time you break a bone, it grows back stronger?
Leaoni: So, you're saying that I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?
Alune: That is absolutely not what I'm saying.

Kallai: So, what's the new rule here?
Varian: No daring Leaoni to do stupid stuff.
Kallai: Why?
Leaoni: (grumpily) because I have no regard for my personal wellbeing.
Kallai: Right.

(Varian and Leaoni, sat in jail together after doing something dumb)
Leaoni: So… who should we call?
Varian: I'd call Kallai but I feel safer in jail.
Leaoni: Alune?
Varian: I'd rather die.

Sana: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!
Leaoni: (nudges one with her foot)
Leaoni: Not much, honestly.

Leaoni: Zatian made me feel things.
Kallai: What things?
Leaoni: Feelings.
Kallai: What a bitch.

Varian: How much sleep did you get?
Alune: 8
Varian: Hours?
Alune: Minutes.

Sana: I thought you were better than this!
Frost: That's on you, not me.

Alune: Where's Varian?
Frost: Don't worry about it.
Alune: Oh, I'm sorry, have you met me?

Leaoni: Everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts, but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it?
Frost: I feel the same about Arizona iced tea! Arizona is still there, so what the fuck.
Alune: (quietly questioning how he ended up stuck with this group)

Kallai: Did you have to stab him?
Leaoni: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.
Kallai: What did he say?
Leaoni: 'What are you doing to do? Stab me?'
Kallai: Okay, fair enough.

Sana: I only have 69 cents
Varian: Oh! You know what that means-
Sana, tearing up: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

Alune: How do you know what’s good for me?
Varian, borderline ripping his hair out: That's my OPINION-

Frost: Saw you hanging out with Zatian yesterday.
Leaoni: Frost - it's not what you think!
Frost, taking out his sword: I won't hesitate, bitch.

Alune, at all times: When will you learn. When will you learn! That your actions have consequences.

Frost, at 3am banging pots together in the hallway: I didn't get no sleep cause of y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep ‘cause of me-

Varian: Dad look, it's the good kush.
Marcello: This is the dollar store, how good can It be.

Varian: I've gotta take my time getting ready. (gestures to self) You think all this was an accident?
Madam Margo, drinking a martini: Yes. Yes, you were.

Jackson: Sometimes I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Jackson: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from God.
Geneva: Eye twitches

Addie: Did you know that every time you break a bone, it grows back stronger?
Kay: So you're saying that I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?
Addie: That is absolutely not what I'm saying.

Imogen: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!
Tabitha: Nudges one with her foot
Tabitha: Not much, honestly.

Imogen: I thought you were better than this!
Tabitha: That's on you, not me.

Azami: Sometimes i don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Azami: You call it a near death experience.
Luffy: We call it a vibe check from God.
Law: eye twitches

Perona: Did you know that every time you break a bone, it grows back stronger?
Zoro: So, you're saying that I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?
Perona: That is absolutely not what I'm saying.

Coby: Wh-what are all these dead bodies doing here?!
Vermilion: nudges one with her foot
Vermilion: Not much, honestly.

Zoro: Sanji made me feel things.
Peregrine: What things?
Zoro: Feelings.
Peregrine: What a bitch.

Jax: How much sleep did you get?
Law: 8
Jax: Hours?
Law: Minutes.

Dadan: I thought you were better than this!
Ace: That's on you, not me.

Estella: Did you have to stab him?
Peregrine: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.
Estella: What did he say?
Peregrine: 'What are you doing to do? Stab me?'
Estella: Okay, fair enough.

Nami: I've gotta take my time getting ready. gestures to self You think all this was an accident?
Bell-mère, drinking a martini: Yes. Yes, you were.

Lyra: Sometimes I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Felix: When I say I swing both ways, I mean I will punch both men and women.
Felix:
Felix: I'm also bi, but that usually isn't my point-

Austin: I’m so glad that stupid doge meme has finally, maybe died down.
Mel: Such glad.
Austin: Such fuck you. Very go fuck yourself.
Mel: Wow. Such aggression. Very anger

Austin: Sometimes i don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Felix: You call it a near death experience.
Felix: I call it a vibe check from the Gods.
Jarrod: [eye twitches]

Jarrod: Did you know that every time you break a bone, it grows back stronger?
Felix: So, you're saying that I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?
Jarrod: That is absolutely not what I'm saying.

(Felix and Austin, sat in jail together after doing something dumb)
Felix: So… who should we call?
Austin: I'd call Mel but I feel safer in jail.
Austin: Jarrod?
Felix: That is a fate worse than death my friend.

Jarrod: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!
Felix: (nudges one with his foot)
Felix: Not much, probably.

Mel: That girl just now made me feel things.
Austin: What things?
Mel: Feelings.
Austin: What a bitch.

Mel: How much sleep did you get?
Austin: 8
Mel: Hours?
Austin: Minutes.

Jarrod: I thought you were better than this
Felix: That's on you not me.

Jarrod: Where's Austin?
Felix: Don't worry about it.
Jarrod: Oh, I'm sorry, you must know me.

Jarrod, running from the cops: Did you have to stab him?
Felix, also running from the cops: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.
Jarrod: What did he say?
Felix: 'What are you doing to do? Stab me?'
Jarrod: Okay, fair enough.

Felix: Saw you hanging out with Jarrod yesterday.
Austin: Okay… and?
Felix, taking out his gun: I won't hesitate, bitch.

Jarrod, at all times: When will you learn. When will you learn! That your actions have CONSEQUENCES

Jarrod, at 3am banging pots together in the hallway: I didn't get no sleep cause of y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep ‘cause of me-

Felix: Jarrod look, it's the good kush.
Jarrod: This is the dollar store, how good can It be.

Felix: I've gotta take my time getting ready. (gestures to self) You think all this was an accident?
Jarrod, taking a long drag on a cigarette: Yes. Yes, you most likely were.

Talia: Sometimes I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Henry: How much sleep did you get?
Victor: Eight
Henry: Hours?
Victor: Minutes.

Jackson: I thought you were better than this
Geneva: That's on you not me.

Minato: Sometimes I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Eri: I’m so glad that stupid spongebob meme has finally died down.
Kage: iM sO gLaD tHaT sTuPiD sPoNgEbOb MeMe HaS FiNaLlY dIeD dOwN
Eri: You little shit
Kage: yOu LiTtLe ShIt

Mikoto: So I managed to round up a resistance. Does anyone have any questions
Unzari: Gold Team Rules

Minato: Tony the Tiger is our furry lord and savior. He died for our balanced breakfast

Asumi: So let me get this straight, (Points to Kage) You're part of the Kami Game, (Points to Hanaki) You're part of the Kami Game, (Points to Eri, Collin, Mikoto) You're part of the Kami Game. I'M PART OF THE KAMI GAME, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE THAT"S ON THIS
Unzari & Hikari:
Asumi: I'm outta here

Ran: Win this for me
Minato: FOR MOOOOTHER
Kosuke: Win this because I told you to
Unzari: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOOOO

Unzari: Looking for a good time
Eri:… Aren't you in highschool

Aspen: I've gotta take my time getting ready.
Aspen, pointing at himself: You think all this was an accident?
Oberon: Knowing our parents? Yes, you most likely were.

Holly: Brian, I say this with love, but you're kind of a control freak.
Brian: Oh god, what would that have sounded like without love?

Jackie: *filming a movie* Ok, I need you to give me sad. Think of me moving away to go to college.
Holly: *Starts smiling*
Jackie: Wait…why are you smiling?
Holly: I never thought you'd get in.

Frank: You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do.
Crispin: Actually, I do more.
Crispin: You catch seven.

Gerard: Crispin, you're bleeding!
Crispin: Oh, that explains it.
Gerard: Explains what?
Crispin: The stabbing pain in my side.

Crispin: Sometimes I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Ara: I’m so glad that stupid spongebob meme has finally died down.
Andor: iM sO gLaD tHaT sTuPiD sPoNgEbOb MeMe HaS FiNaLlY dIeD dOwN
Ara: You little shit
Andor: yOu LiTtLe ShIt

Garzlan: I thought you were better than this
Milo: That's on you not me.

Adelia: How much sleep did you get?
Gerard: Eight
Adelia: Hours?
Gerard: Minutes.

Gerard: Did you know that every time you break a bone, it grows back stronger?
Crispin: So, you're saying that I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?
Gerard: That is absolutely not what I'm saying.

Quill: Sometimes I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Cyrus: There’s a fucking furry at the mall???
Cyrus, later: What the hell is an ‘Easter Bunny’

Dally: How much sleep did you get?
Anthony: Eight.
Dally: Hours?
Anthony: Minutes.

Anthony: I thought you were better than this.
Jack: That's on you, not me.

Dally: My talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting sad over things I saw coming

Kiiro: I was a little concerned with something Kage drew today
Kiiro: (shuffling through paper) Let me see, Here it is
Shows a picture of stick figure Kotone stabbing someone
Kotone: (gasp) Kage!

Asumi: Fuck nihilism, All my homies realize the absurdity of life and give its own meaning

Kage: Fuck idealism, All my homies believe that if you ignore the bad things in life, You won't be able to tackle them

Hikari: So as I saying about Minato, I drew this
Pulls out a picture of her and Minato
Hikari: How'd you feel about it. Hang on the fridge material. Do you ship us, Kage
Kage: Uhhhh….

Nana Sensei: Now we don't use words like slow, or possessed or antichrist

Eri's Mom: I lost my nephew, can I make an announcement
Staff: Sure
Eri's Mom: Goodbye, you little shit

Mikoto, Kage, & Unzari: We're all a disgrace

Kosuke: Stop saying I look like Sangwoo, he's dumb and he's a coward
Kosuke: and I am not a coward

Kage: My plan B is to die before something happens

Asumi: I come from a long line of quasi-gay vessel

Kosuke: I'm bi, get ready to die
Kage: I'm queer, get out of here

Eri's mom to Asumi: If you weren't cursed, we'd have a better house and your uncle wouldn't abandoned you

Ai: Sees class 1-0
Ai: God, you are eight of the ugliest fucking kids I had the misfortune of laying my eyes on, I can't wait for this bitch to sacrifice you

Sumac: My "Plan B" is to die before anything happens.

Emma: I'm going to kidnap a cottage core lesbian to be my girlfriend and fall off the grid with her

Ginny: I'm going to kidnap a cottage core lesbian to be my girlfriend and fall off the grid with her

Cyrus: I'm going to kidnap a cottagecore lesbian to be my girlfriend and fall off the grid with her

Jack: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Jack: But what if I just cut off your left leg? Would that make you stronger?
Jack: Would it?

Emmett: I'm not your average skateboarder. I don't "dress like a stoner." I don't "know how to skateboard." I don't "disrespect authority." I've never "been on a skateboard"

Dally: Cool glasses!
Anthony: Thanks. I need them to see.

Jack: Do you know how many bones the human body has? It's 206.
Jack: We start with 369 when we're, babies but they fuse.
Jack: Wouldn't you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I told you I could help you
Quill: Hi yeah what the actual, literal, genuine FUCK does that mean?

Jack, to Cyrus: You think you want me to shut up? I have to listen to myself even when I'm not talking

The Sandman: Another day has gone by and honestly it's pissing me off. The sun comes up one more time I will lose it
The Sandman, later: Guess what happened today. Fucking guess

Cyrus: You're damn right I abuse drugs. I see a drug, I punch the hell out of it. Get lost, drugs.

Cyrus: In Russian they don't say "I love you," they say "есть плоть капиталистов," which means "we are one and the same," and I think that's beautiful.
Jack:
Jack: That means "eat the flesh of capitalists"

Dally: Wow it smells like updogdoyouneedahug in here
Anthony: What?
Dally, tearing up: Nothing

Jack: I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask too many personal questions.
Jack: Like "Whose blood is this?" and "Where did you get it?"

Minwoo: Chansung is asking where babies come from.
Sebastian: He's too little. Tell hi, about the stork.
Minwoo: Your mom slept with a stork.

Seokju: You're on thin ice.
Basil: I'm on the floor.
Seokju: It's an expression.
Basil: It's a carpet.

Matthew: What's your blood type?
Adrian: I'm not picky, I'll drink any kind.
Matthew: What?
Adrian: What?

Hyungwon: Jaesung just texted me "LMAO" from the other room.
Kimin: I hear no laughing nor ass hitting the floor in the other room.
Hyungwon: I'm soulmates with a liar.

Fen: If a door says push, pull it. It's not a direction, it is a challenge.

Byungho, hoping for a normal day: Good morning.
JJ: I'm gonna try to become left-handed.

Jungwoo: Can I sit here?
Taeok: …That's my lap.
Jungwoo: I'll take that as a yes.

Charli: You never say anything romantic to me.
Kimmie, who just called her the Rootinest Tootinest Cowboy the West has ever seen: Are you kidding me?!

Beck: I'm not your average skateboarder. I don't "dress like a stoner." I don't "know how to skateboard." I don't "disrespect authority." I've never "been on a skateboard"

Kels: In Veren they don't say "I love you," they say "есть плоть капиталистов," which means "we are one and the same," and I think that's beautiful.
Eliot:
Eliot: That means "eat the flesh of capitalists"

Austin: Win this for me
Mel: FOR BROOOOTHER
Jarrod: Win this because I told you to
Felix: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOOOO

Felix meeting Jarrod for the first time: Looking for a good time?
Jarrod: …Aren't you in highschool

Felix: Jarrod, I say this with love, but you're kind of a control freak.
Jarrod: What the hell does that sound like without love.

Jarrod: [filming a movie] Ok, I need you to give me sad. Think of dying
Austin: [Starts smiling]
Jarrod: Austin do we need to have a talk

Jarrod: You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do.
Felix: You catch seven.

Mel: Austin, you're bleeding!
Austin: Oh, that explains it.
Mel: Explains what?
Austin: The stabbing pain in my side.

Felix: There’s a fucking furry at the mall???
Felix, later: What the hell is an ‘Easter Bunny’

Mel: My talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting sad over things I saw coming

Jarrod: Again, we don't use words like slow, or possessed or antichrist

Jarrod: I lost my son, can I make an announcement
Staff: Sure
Jarrod: I'm leaving you little shit

Austin: My plan B is to die before something happens

Felix, about to start a turf war: I'm bi, get ready to die
Jarrod, about to help him: I'm queer, get out of here

Mel: I'm going to kidnap a cottagecore lesbian to be my girlfriend and fall off the grid with her

Felix: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Felix: But what if I just cut off your left leg? Would that make you stronger?
Felix: Would it asshole?

Felix: I'm not your average skateboarder. I don't "dress like a stoner." I don't "know how to skateboard." I don't "disrespect authority." I've never "been on a skateboard"

Em: Cool glasses!
Austin: Thanks. I need them to see.

Felix: Do you know how many bones the human body has? It's 206.
Felix: We start with 369 when we're, babies but they fuse.
Felix: Wouldn't you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I told you I could help you
Austin: Hi yeah what the actual, literal, genuine FUCK does that mean?

Felix to Jarrod: You think you want me to shut up? I have to listen to myself even when I'm not talking

Austin: Another day has gone by and honestly it's pissing me off. The sun comes up one more time I will lose it
Austin, later: Guess what happened today. Fucking guess

Em: You're damn right I abuse drugs. I see a drug, I punch the hell out of it. Get lost, drugs.

Felix: In Russian they don't say "I love you," they say "есть плоть капиталистов," which means "we are one and the same," and I think that's beautiful.
Jarrod:
Jarrod: That means "eat the flesh of capitalists"
(Felix: Yes, and?)

Austin: Wow it smells like updogdoyouneedahug in here
Jarrod: What?
Austin, tearing up: Nothing

Felix: I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask too many personal questions.
Felix: Like "Whose blood is this?" and "Where did you get it?"

Felix: Em is asking where babies come from.
Jarrod: She's too little. Tell her about the stork.
Felix: Your mom slept with a stork.

Jarrod: You're on thin ice.
Felix: I'm on the floor.
Jarrod: It's an expression.
Felix: It's a carpet.

Jarrod: What's your blood type?
Felix: I'm not picky, I'll drink any kind.
Jarrod: What?
Felix: What?

Felix: If a door says push, pull it. It's not a direction, it is a challenge.

Jarrod, hoping for a normal day: Good morning.
Felix: I'm gonna try to become left-handed.

Felix: Can I sit here?
Jarrod: …That's my lap.
Felix: I'll take that as a yes.

Jarrod: You never say anything nice to me.
Felix, who just called him the Rootinest Tootinest Cowboy the West has ever seen: Are you kidding me?!

Jax, filming a movie: Ok, I need you to give me sad. Think of dying
Law: Starts smiling
Jax: Captain, do we need to have a talk?

Law: You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do.
Luffy: You catch seven.

Chopper: Zoro, you're bleeding!
Zoro: Oh, that explains it.
Chopper: Explains what?
Zoro: The stabbing pain in my side.

Dadan: I lost my kids, can I make an announcement?
Staff: Sure!
Dadan: I'm leaving, you little shits.

Estella: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Estella: But what if I just cut off your left leg? Would that make you stronger?
Estella: Would it, asshole?

Helmeppo: Cool glasses!
Coby: Thanks. I need them to see.

Franky: Do you know how many bones the human body has? It's 206.
Franky: We start with 369 when we're, babies but they fuse.
Franky: Wouldn't you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I told you I could help you?
Law: Hi, yeah. What the actual, literal, genuine FUCK does that mean?

Azami, to Law: You think you want me to shut up? I have to listen to myself even when I'm not talking

Law: Another day has gone by and honestly it's pissing me off. The sun comes up one more time I will lose it.
Law, later: Guess what happened today. Fucking guess.

Franky: You're damn right I abuse drugs. I see a drug, I punch the hell out of it. Get lost, drugs.

Peregrine: I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask too many personal questions.
Peregrine: Like "Whose blood is this?" and "Where did you get it?"

Shanks: Peregrine is asking where babies come from.
Mihawk: She's too little. Tell her about the stork.
Shanks: Your mom slept with a stork.

Law: You're on thin ice.
Luffy: I'm on the floor.
Law: It's an expression.
Luffy: It's wood.

Luffy: If a door says push, pull it. It's not a direction, it is a challenge.

Law, hoping for a normal day: Good morning.
Luffy: I'm gonna try to become left-handed.

Luffy: Can I sit here?
Law: …That's my lap.
Luffy: I'll take that as a yes.

Peregrine: You never say anything nice to me.
Estella, who just called her the Rootinest Tootinest Cowboy the West has ever seen: Are you kidding me?!

Varian: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress.’
Leaoni: (concerned best friend noises)
Alune: Mood.

Frost: THE STOVE IS ON FIRE WHAT DO WE DO?
Varian: OH MY GOD, GET AN ADULT!
Frost: WE'RE ADULTS?!?!
Varian: WHERE'S KALLAI?!

Zatian: Which of you is in charge?
Leaoni: Usually just whoever screams the loudest.

Alune: Have you heard from Frost?
Sana: I'm sure everything is fine. We left him with Varian.
Alune: Those two sentences don't go together.

Frost: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Leaoni: We're playing Monopoly?

Sana: Tell me something I don't know.
Frost: The word 'nun' is just the letter 'n' doing cartwheels.
Sana: Frost, what-

Leaoni: We need a distraction, one of you needs to go out there and scream and jump wildly.
Frost: (inhales) My time has come.

Varian: (bursts into the room and slams the door shut, clearly panicked)
Alune: What's happened? What did you do?
Varian: NOBODY DIED!!
Alune: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?

Varian: I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room.
Varian: And notice I charitably said 'girl' and not 'person'.
Varian: Because let's face it, I’d smoke all you bitches.

Leaoni: Do you take constructive criticism?
Frost: Not without crying.

Varian: When I get murdered make sure it's unsolved.
Sana: What?
Varian: I want to be on BuzzFeed Unsolved.
Sana: Let's go back to the 'when I get murdered' part.

Kallai: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Leaoni: Okay, in my defence, Frost bet me that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Kallai: That's not what I-
Kallai: You drank shampoo?

Alune: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Varian, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you don't.

Zatian: I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask too many personal questions.
Zatian: Like "Whose blood is this?" and "Where did you get it?"

Frost: Another day has gone by and honestly, it's pissing me off. The sun comes up one more time I will lose it.
Frost, later: Guess what happened today. Fucking guess.

Leaoni: If a door says push, pull it. It's not a direction, it is a challenge.

Luffy: THE STOVE IS ON FIRE WHAT DO WE DO?
Azami: OH MY GOD, GET AN ADULT!
Luffy: WE'RE ADULTS?!?!
Azami: WHERE'S NAMI?!

Law: Which of you is in charge?
Nami: Usually just whoever screams the loudest.

Law: Have you heard from Jax?
Shachi: I'm sure everything is fine. We left her with the Straw Hats.
Law: Those two sentences don't go together.

Nami: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Azami: We're playing Monopoly?

Sanji: Tell me something I don't know.
Azami: The word 'nun' is just the letter 'n' doing cartwheels.
Sanji: Azami, what-

Law: We need a distraction, one of you needs to go out there and scream and jump wildly.
Luffy: inhales My time has come.

Luffy: bursts into the room and slams the door shut, clearly panicked
Nami: What's happened? What did you do?
Luffy: NOBODY DIED!!
Nami: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?

Nami: I dare you to kiss the prettiest guy in the room.
Nami: And notice I charitably said 'guy' and not 'person'.
Nami: Because let's face it, I’d smoke all you bitches.

Nami: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Luffy: Okay, in my defense, Franky bet me that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Nami: That's not what I-
Nami: You drank shampoo?

Law: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Jax, taking the coffee pot as she walks by: What if you didn't?

Lord Arnol: You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do.
Percy: No, you catch seven.

Alessandra: Percy, you're bleeding!
Percy: Oh, that explains it.
Alessandra: Explains what?
Percy: The stabbing pain in my side.

Kels: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Kels: But what if I just cut off your left leg? Would that make you stronger?
Kels: Would it, asshole?

Kay, to Tabitha: You think you want me to shut up? I have to listen to myself even when I'm not talking

Kay: Another day has gone by and honestly it's pissing me off. If the sun comes up one more time I will lose it.
Kay, later: Guess what happened today. Fucking guess.

Tabitha: I was going to donate blood today, but they asked too many personal questions.
Tabitha: Like "Whose blood is this?" and "Where did you get it?"

Carter: Jack is asking where babies come from.
Trinity: He's too little. Tell him about the stork.
Carter: Your mom slept with a stork, kid.
Trinity: Carter, no-

Oberon, hoping for a normal day: Good morning.
Robin: I'm gonna try to become left-handed.

Padma: You never say anything nice to me.
Barry, who just called her the Rootinest Tootinest Cowboy the West has ever seen: Are you kidding me?!

Pietyr: Which of you is in charge?
Kay: Usually just whoever screams the loudest.

Eliot: Have you heard from Addie?
Kels: I'm sure everything is fine. We left her with Kay.
Eliot: Those two sentences don't go together.

The Director: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Imogen: We're playing racquetball?

Kels: We need a distraction, one of you needs to go out there and scream and jump wildly.
Kay, cracking their knuckles: My time has come.

Kels: Bursts into the room and slams the door shut, clearly panicked
Imogen: What's happened? What did you do?
Kels: NOBODY DIED!!
Imogen: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?

Gracelyn: Which of you is in charge?
Jesse: Usually just whoever screams the loudest.

Gracelyn: Have you heard from Delphinia?
Jesse: I'm sure everything is fine. We left her with Hex.
Gracelyn: Those two sentences don't go together.

Hex: I'm going to Taco Bell. You guys want anything?
Jesse: I want my normal life back.
Hex: Tough luck, I've got twelve dollars.

Jesse: I was arrested for being too cool ;)
Hex: And the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.

Jesse: I'm going to play a song for you. It's called My Life So Far. *takes deep breath* AAAAHHHHH

Delphinia: Did it hurt when you fell?
Hex: From Heaven? Nah.
Delphinia: No, when you fell down the stairs and just kinda laid there for five minutes.
Gracelyn: We all saw that.

Sybella: Can I see you in my office?
Gracelyn, putting on a camo jacket: You can try.