Sophie: Dawg, This is the fucking collector edition
Bonita: Whatever collect your shit and dip
Skylar: Tony the Tiger is our furry lord and savior. He died for our balanced breakfast
Colton: Would you like a juice box, Elijah
Elijah: Elijah's not here, Mister Colton, Only Hunter now
Colton: Ok, would Hunter like a juicebox
Hunter!Elijah: Yes
Matthew: So as I saying about Sophie, I drew this
Pulls out a picture of him and Sophie
Matthew: How'd you feel about it. Hang on the fridge material. Do you ship us, Elliott
Elliott: Uhhhh….
Kosuke: Stop saying I look like Sangwoo, he's dumb and he's a coward
Kosuke: and I am not a coward
Felix: Sees Skylar, Cleo, Theo, and Elliott
Felix: God, you are eight of the four fucking kids Felix had the misfortune of laying my eyes on, Felix can't wait for this cat to kill you
Terry: "Hey, at least I pretend to be nice to people!
Sophie: "Yeah, whatev… wait, pretend?
Tsumi: There, was that so hard? Frigging drama queen
Bonita: You tried to kill me! I say this is an appropriate amount of drama
Tsumi: It's not like the first time that happened
Bonita: That doesn't make it better
Matthew: Daddy's girl, eh, I can be your daddy
Sophie: INTERNAL SCREAMING
Hunter: Look Elijah, you can become either an accomplice or you can become a ninth victim
Jax to life: Like ma'am, I'm not the fucking one today, I'm not in a good fucking mood, My body is sore, Please back up out of my face
Tyler: Man, sure is lovely out
William: Ah
Tyler: Ah
William: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Tyler: Could say the same thing about you, pal
William: Were you watching us
Tyler: Little bit
William: You sick son of bitch
Micheal: These are my frieds, they're a bunch of crazy people they're a menace to themselves, me, and innocent bystanders
Charlie: Why? Why do think, Charlie because they're following us that's why
Sophie: You're not really clear on who, though
Kelly: All of them, Everyone. THECOPS! UNDERWORLD! THE ILLUMANTI! THEY'RE TOTALLY REAL AND THEY'RE WACTHING US! iknowbecausetumblrtoldme
Charlie: Oh god who let her on tumblr
Lucas: All these ghosts and I still can't find a boo
Amberly: Bish, I'm washing me and my clothes
Blevin's stepmom: Blevin, why do you want to go to the ball
Blevin: Because mother ball is life
Lucas: So change of plans I'm not going to college, I'm going to hell, Yeah I'm not excited
Noelle: Say what I am, Say if you know what I am
Sophie: A bitch
{applause}
Vampire King: So my stepdaughter who was allegedly killed by my daughter after I told her to, just sent me this
Noelle: I lived bitch
Lucas: Dad, there's a ghost in my room
Lucien: There no such thing as-
Camilla: SO I"M NOT HERE
Lucien OH MY GOD
Camilla: OH MY GOD
Lucas: I just got done microwaving beans but little do I know I accidentally left them in the can and now
~My motherfricking house burned down (house burned down) and I don't have anywhere to live(Where to live)~
Logan(shaking his guardian): Miss, Miss
Logan's guardian:………………………..
Logan: OMFG She fucking ded
Sophie: open door
Amberly(in the tub): I wanna go where the people are~ (spots Sophie) HEY GET OUT
Noelle: Dafuq I look like crying over some human that doesn't want me, when I can be mouth harassing a hamburger
Vampire king seeing Lucas trying to escape: You're moving my border
Lucas: Well I'm Mexican (Escapes with Scarlet plays harmonica in the background)
Charlie: I heard everyone posting it's nation sex day but the only thing I'm fucking is stupid and only thing fucking me is life, So
Sophie: We got Koala bears in Michigan =)
Blevinstands up a skeleton: Steve is taking first baby steps look him go
Noelle: Yo what the fuck up kyle {punches the skeleton}
Blevin: {cries in werewolf}
Amberly: read Amberly out, Huh what do they know I run this clubhouse Misco MUSCA
Janice: This day can't get any goddamn worst, Oh fuck
Alex: Well hello Janice
Janice: I haven't seen you in 8 years and you still look like a slut
Jane: To all those people saying they're going through something, JUST GO AROUND IT, IT'S NOT THAT HARD
Jane: Mom can we stop at Mcdonalds
Janice: I'm making food at home
Jane: I hate this fucking family>={
Alex: Hey, don't you sell drugs
Elise: Not anymore, I plan to be a better mother for my son
Alex: Bitch, fuck your son, I want my drugs
Sophie: Hey can I get a sip of that water
Jax: It's not water
Sophie Vodka, I like your style
Jax: It's vinegar >=}
Jacob cradling Alex:He' dead
Jax: …Not the dickhead, What am I supposed to say
Micheal:Where the hell are you
Sophie: You told me to go to the supermarke-
Micheal: NO I DID NAUGHT, BRING UR ASS HOME NOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
Alice (to Jane): We're best friend, If I'm dying your dying with me, ain't no choice
Jax<following Janice with fox sprite powers: Mom it doesn't hurt that much it's a BB gun, For real, Mom can we just talk
Mavis: Fuck you, dad, burn in hell
Alex: Jacob What the hell
Mavis: I hate you
Alex: I'll give you back your vape pen
Sophie: Backstreet Back alright
Drunk!Jax: Doh doh doh doh
Elliot: What do we want
Elise: An heartfelt ending to this vine
Elliot: Wait. Mom?
Elise: That's right, I'm home
I'm driving
Sophie: Shotgun
M&S: Whoa whoa whoa
Elliot: No I found a shotgun clicks gun and I want the front seat
Matthew to Sophie: My heart bleeds black blood for you and it's like a lock that can never be unchained
Skylar:: yOu GoT tHe LiMo oUt fRoNt OwOaH
Skylar's parents: MOAR PASSION
Skylar: HoTtEsT sTylEs
cue ugly-ass cake
Matthew: I love how this cake is cut
Theo: I'm gonna knock you on your ass
Cleo: Hi welcome to chili's
throws glass
(During a battle)
Matthew: I want to believe you're a Libra but you're acting like a Gemini
Elliott: Don't signshame me!
Matthew**chasing a cat in cat mode: Kitty? Why do you run from me? I want to sing you a song! hElLO lIttLE kItTy WhY TF R U rUnNiNg
Dawn: How'd you do on the driving test
Cleo: I fucking failed it XD
Dawn: Like with everything else in your life
Cleo: yeAh
Theo:P-Polar Bear Polar Bear Polar Bear
Cleo:Brurr
Theo: The polar bears are dying
Cleo: Yeah
Theo: The Ice caps are melting, human are depleting all the natural supplies
Felix(see that Mat, Eli, Sky, Theo and Cleo are infected): What's going on? YALL ARE GOING TO JAIL! PEEEEEROIDT
Matthew: You got to stop letting people walk all over you
Elliott:(being stepped on) Ooookkk
Skylar: Holy shit, *walks up to a red car with an Cars eyes windshield** Is that Ryan Williams from Disney Pixar's Cars
Mia: Matthew, why are you asking all these questions
Matthew: Well I'm making a list of everyone's favorite sport and then I'm going to watch play those sports
Mia That's nice, Yoga Matt
Matthew: And then when I watched you for a long time, I'll learn your weaknesses, and then I'll challenge you to a game then I'll beat you so BAD and become KING OF SPORTS FOR ALL OF ETERNITY
Laughs in yandere
Marrionette: I have no soul, Have no soul have a nice day
William: I don't have one either
Tyler: All bitches listen up cause I'm the memelord now
Mason: Hi there, I'm Mason and I am nice and normal
Lucas: In the father, son, and holy fist
Mason: I beg your pardon
Lucas one punches Mason into space
Micheal: Stop it get some help
Duke: You're all going to hell bye
Charlie: Mason, Matthew, Please violence is never the solution
(Gets punched by Mason) Enough with nonviolence I AM ON YOU LIKE STRIPES ON A TIGER
Micheal: Look she fell asleep mid huntiing, I'll wake her (walks up to Sophie) sOpHiE!!!
Crystal: For my sweetie
Matthew: You call me sweetie again and you're going to be eating some knuckles
Chrystal: So you're not taking the gift
Matthew: Oh I'm taking the gifts
William: I look at all your enthusiastic faces and I think to myself… I hate my life
Theo: (Throws a piece of cheese on a sleeping Eri)
Cleo (Eats the cheese calmly)
Theo: I H A T E Y O U
{After Charlie got hit by a truck}
Charlie(fully healed): Hey =}
Sophie: Hey =)… Wut O_o
Dawn: Now you've joined a gang, we gotta give you a nickname
Charlie: Lil-
Dawn: S P R I N K L E S, Imma call you sprinkles
Kelly(probably to Everyone): If you fucking put a hand on me, imma fucking rip ur face off bitch
Dawn: What did he do
Kelly: Cause he fucking pushed me
Hasuko: Alright son, let out a big roar
Charlie: A S T E R I S K S R A W R A S T E R I S K S XD
Hasuko:(WHAT HAVE I RAISED)
Claire: At this dumbass school with these fake ass people
Aaron: Hey
Claire: Hey…Fucking bitch
Charlie(looking at Elijah's table): I wish that I can be like the cool kids
Elijah:flips him off
Charlie: cuz the cool kids <={
Darrell: Road work ahead… Yeah I sure hope it does
Terry: That is not correct because in the encyclopedia of jrfhufndkvbruefjjbfhejswjc
(At the Wellness Club meeting)
Tori: Hi welcome to chili's
Terry: Ask my friends they'll say I'm the nicest BUT IF UR IN MOTHERFREAKING ISIS
Sophie: I've been thinking of doing some magic
Emma: Magic, Sophie, It says talent
Claire: Look what you did to my peonies
Aaron: THEY'RE MARIGOLD
Darrell: Good god you're right
Claire: I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS BUT I KNOW A DOUCHE WHEN I SEE ONE
Darrell: These pens are so cute
Aaron: Darrell that's gay
Darrell: Aaron, we've been dating for six months
Terry: Not to be racist but I love goat cheese
Tori: That's not even racist
Terry: I SAID NOT TO BE RACIST
Charlie(singing while playing piano): I hate myself, oh I hate myself
Eri: So tell us something about yourself
Kage: Hi, my name is Kage, I hate everyone in here, especially Emiko, She's a whore
Micheal: Oh my god, stop killing me
Concerned Sophie walks in
Micheal: GTFO MY ROOM! I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT
Insato: This my assistant, Tsuyoi-yells at TsuyoiWRITE THIS SHIT DOWN- she does all the things I don't want to
Insato:Pushes paper in Tsuyoi's face Do it hetero
Ava: You are unattractive in the facial region, you are father's offspring because he is ugly as well
D A B
Gaki: Now that the others are dead and rested, we can be together forever!
Insato:Reachs about to Gaki about to pet him but strangles him instead
Insato: You keep talking about "We", I A I N T N E V E R F U K W I T N I N T E N D O
Muda: Wait I can't live without you
Insato… Then die
Sophie: ALL MEN ARE KINGS
Insato: if he breathes. HE"S A THOOOOOOOOT
Sophie and Insato engage in a sword duel as Ava, Valerie, Bonita, and Matthew stand befuzzled
Valerie: Check out this missing phone I got
Claire: Wait's that bad luck
Valerie: Chill out
Insato:Crawls from phone WHO SUMMONED ME!?!?!?!
Valerie: WUT R U DOING
Muyo crushes a phone killing Tsuyoi
Valerie: Confused screaming
Sophie: Mom, do we have a flash drive
Stephanie: Why do you need a flash drive
Sophie: I WANT A FLASH DRIVE
Sophie: Fighting off escaped anime characters
Alvis: Stop saying I look like Reiji, he' s dumb and he's a coward AND I AM NOT A COWARD!
Gaki: Yo Pharroh, look at this god body
Tsumi walks in
Insato drinks vodka and spits it out
Insato: Fuck em all
Ongi: AAAAHH IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
Insato: wow
Ongi: IM GONNA KILL MYSELF AND YOUR FAULT
Sophie: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ava
Bonita: I do
Sophie: I know Bonnie
Bonita: I'm sad :{
Sophie: I know Bonnie
Ava walks to a tree while Renai Circulation is blaring in the background* Score a bottle flips and dabs
