Enel: I dislike that word. "Cult." No, it's a new, exciting religion that I invented!
Tori: Are all Nobles this stupid?
Sabo: Yes. Yes, usually.
Law: The human body has 7 trillion nerves and somehow, you manage to get on every single one of them.
Hex: I dislike that word "cult." No, it's a new exciting religion that I invented!
Hex: Are all Otherworlders this stupid?
Gracelyn: Yes, usually.
Hex: My body has 7 trillion nerves and somehow, you manage to get on every single one of them.
Jesse: Do you think Sybella is a sadist?
Delphinia: Yes.
Jesse: Wow, there was no hesitation.
Delphinia: For my sweetie.
Jesse: Call me sweetie again and you're going to be eating some knuckles.
Delphinia: So you're not taking the gift?
Jesse: Oh I'm taking the gift.
Hunter to Colton: I will sell your unborn child to the devil
{Lucas, Charlie and Micheal playing UNO}
Lucas:Green
Micheal: (groans)
Lucas: Green
Micheal: Oh come on! >:(
Lucas: Green
Micheal: I CaLL FucKiNG hAcKS
Charlie: Micheal, No swearing
Micheal: I L L B E S A L T Y
Lucas: Hahaha
Micheal: Shut up you brat
Lucas: That is what you get
Micheal: (Demonic screeching)
Lucas: Charlie, you whore
Charlie: There is a child here, Lucas
Lucas:… Do you even know half the shit he says
Micheal: He's right, I can't argue with that
Kid!Matthew: What about me? What do you think, I'd be as a star
Kid!Elliott: Umm well… I think you're the sun
Kid!Mat: Ahaha, The sun isn't a star, silly, ufufu silly Elliott, doesn't know a thing about stars
Kid!Elliott (ಠ_ಠ )
Tori: On my side, I have facts, evidence, and reason. All Terry has is fear-mongering and lies
Tori: Oh my god. He's gonna win
William: You're a utilitarian? Name three people you've sacrificed for the greater good
Duke: Easy: Mason, Marionette, and, Tyler
William: Your family doesn't count as the greater good
Blevin: Cut out the toxic people in your life
Briar: Cut the toxic people in your life
Noelle: Cut toxic people
Amberly: CUT PEOPLE
Blevin: Why are you all like this
Bonita: These ugly ass games…
Bonita: Alright, get the fu fu fuck out
Sophie: Yall bicthes don't know real games when you see em
Marionette at graduation day: I hope you all end up unemployed and homeless
Camille: I'm going to go quietly mourn my dead family, chou
Mavis: But I… wanted the boy's happy meal
Ty & Mason returning
Jax: [Disappointed in Chinese]
Charlie: [Sorrow in Japanese]
Lucas: [Annoyance in Spanish]
Matthew: [Rethinking life decisions in Caucasian]
Sophie/Micheal: [Anger in Samoan]
Ava: [Unamused in Mute]
Jax: I never ask to suffer but I always do
Lucas: Get out my way, you peasant
Lucas: I'm Lucas Bates, and I have no interest in you normies. If none of you are supernatural or adventurous, don't even bother talking to me
Felix: Wow, Your intellect is on a higher than that of a normal human being
Matthew: If that's the case our species is doomed to fail
Kelly: What up guys, 420guccigang, my mom took my vape cause im failing english
Karma: I dislike the word "cult." No, it's a new exciting religion that I invented!
Jack: Do you think Karma is a sadist?
Emmett: Yes.
Jack: Wow, there was no hesitation.
Anthony: The human body has 7 trillion nerves and somehow, you manage to get on every single one of them.
Victor: On our side, we have facts, evidence, and reason. All the Flynns have are fear-mongering and lies.
Jackson: Oh my God, they're gonna win.
Beck: I never ask to suffer but I always do
Ozzie: These are my new friends, they're a bunch of crazy people. They're a menace to themselves, me, and innocent bystanders, and I love them.
Kristi, hugging a raccoon that doesn't know what's happening: I didn't know you had koala bears in Wisconsin!
Oliver: Fuck you, Darius, burn in hell.
Darius: Oliver, what the hell-
Oliver: I hate you.
Darius: I'll give you back your liquor, Jesus Christ-
Geneva: Do you ever think before you speak?
Jackson: Yeah, I think 'haha, that's funny', and then I say it.
Sana: HYDRATE OR DIE-RATE!
Sana: (aggressively throws water bottles)
Varian: Uh…?
Leaoni: Shes trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Sana: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Varian: (tearing up) its working.
Leaoni: On our side, we have facts, evidence, and reason. All Frost has is fear-mongering and lies.
Leaoni: Oh my God, he's gonna win.
Frost: It costs like $400 to go see a therapist, and it costs $0 to tell myself it be like that sometimes.
Sana, softly: No.
Varian: I never ask to suffer but I always do.
Sana: These are my new friends, they're a bunch of crazy people. They're a menace to themselves, me, and innocent bystanders, and I love them.
Varian: I dislike the word "cult." No, it's a new exciting religion that I invented!
(Alune: Good for you, now please stop including me in whatever it is.)
Alune: The human body has 7 trillion nerves and somehow, you manage to get on every single one of them.
Leaoni: Are all nobles this stupid?
Alune: Yes, they are.
Varian: I'm of noble birth though?
Alune: I said what I said.
Leaoni to Varian: We're best friends, If I'm dying you're dying with me, there's no choice.
Varian: Fair.
Kallai: Frost will go. Find the demon, beat it's brains out.
Sana: Frost? What makes you think he'll make it back?
Frost, nervously: Yes, what makes you think he'll make it back?
Alune: Since when do you think logically?
Varian: Hi, I'm Level-Headed Varian. I only come out when Alune goes a little too off-the-rails.
Gracelyn: On my side, I have facts, evidence, and reason. All Sybella has is fear-mongering and lies.
Jesse: Oh my gosh. She's gonna win.
Jesse: So you're a utilitarian? Name three people you've sacrificed for the greater good.
Sybella: Easy. Mirela, Davina, and, Delphinia.
Jesse: Your family doesn't count as the greater good.
Jesse: These are my new friends, they're a bunch of crazy people. They're a menace to themselves, me, and innocent bystanders, and I love them.
Gracelyn: Do you ever think before you speak?
Hex: Yeah, I think 'haha, that's funny', and then I say it.
Jesse: It costs like $400 to go see a therapist, but it costs $0 to tell myself that it be like that sometimes.
Gracelyn: NO.
Darren: Tony the Tiger is our furry lord and savior. He died for our balanced breakfast
Alexa: loading gun This is it. Today I kill you.
Alexa: You want soda Thomas?
Zey: Um… I’m Zey
Alexa, very tired: Whatever, do you want a soda Thomas?
Zey: …Yes
Alexa to herself after knowing Thomas for a while: this is my new child, He’s a crazy person. He’s a menace to himself, me, and innocent bystanders
Felman: Accept your flaws, you’ll feel better. It worked for me.
Ananth: You’ve accepted your flaws?
Felman: No, I accepted yours.
~~
Tournour: I think it's nice that Berthold feels comfortable enough to sleep with you guys around.
Ladios: He looks so peaceful.
Thea: Getting out a sharpie: And vulnerable.
~~
Ladios: You’re really bad with boundaries.
Thea: Name one boundary I’ve crossed.
(Earlier that day).
Thea, picking Ladios’ front door with a hair clip: Hey, can I come in?!
~~
Berthold: I could kill you if I wanted to Vagabond.
Arwood: Yeah, so could another human being.
Berthold:
Arwood: So could a dog.
Berthold:
Arwood: So could a dedicated duck.
Berthold:
Arwood: You aren’t special, Berthold.
~~
Kale: Alright, so you and I are married.
Arwood: We are not married.
Kale: Relax, it’s just pretend.
Arwood: I don’t want to pretend.
Kale: Scared you’ll like it?
Arwood: Fine, if we’re married, I want a divorce.
Thea: Are you two like this all the time?!
Jedrek: Yes, all the time.
~~
Ladios: I will actually start sobbing, don’t test me.
~~
Berthold: I am right; math is wrong!
Tabitha: Accept your flaws, you’ll feel better. It worked for me.
Kels: You’ve accepted your flaws?
Tabitha: No, I accepted yours.
Tabitha: I think it's nice that Eliot feels comfortable enough to sleep with you guys around.
Imogen: He looks so peaceful.
Kay, getting out a sharpie: And vulnerable…
Titania: Alright, so you and I are married.
Oberon: We are not married.
Titania: Relax, it’s just pretend.
Oberon: I don’t want to pretend.
Titania: Scared you’ll like it?
Oberon: Fine, if we’re married, I want a divorce.
Alys: Are you two like this all the time?!
Robin: Yes, all the time.
Huxley: I will actually start sobbing, don’t test me.
Austin: Accept your flaws, you’ll feel better. It worked for me.
Felix: You’ve accepted your flaws?
Austin: No, I accepted yours.
Mel: I think it's nice that Berthold feels comfortable enough to sleep with you guys around.
Jarrod: He looks so peaceful.
Felix: Getting out a sharpie: And vulnerable.
Felix: Alright, so you and I are married.
Jarrod: We are not married.
Felix: Relax, it’s just pretend.
Jarrod: I don’t want to pretend.
Felix: Scared you’ll like it?
Jarrod: Fine, if we’re married, I want a divorce.
Mel: Are you two like this all the time?!
Austin: Yes, all the time.
Em: I will actually start sobbing, don’t test me.
Austin: I am right; math is wrong!
Sanji: Alright, so you and I are married.
Zoro: We are not married.
Sanji: Relax, it’s just pretend.
Zoro: I don’t want to pretend.
Sanji: Scared you’ll like it?
Zoro: Fine, if we’re married, I want a divorce.
Law: Are you two like this all the time?!
Robin: Yes, all the time.
Keeping Robin's name in here because it's something One Piece Robin would say
Luffy: I am right; math is wrong!
Oliver: Do you think the Menace is a sadist?
Lila: Yes.
Oliver: Wow, there was no hesitation.
Lila: The human body has 7 trillion nerves and somehow, you manage to get on every single one of them.
Drew: Since when do you think logically?
Evelyn: Hi, I'm Level-Headed Evelyn. I only come out when Drew goes a little too off-the-rails.
Oliver: On our side, we have facts, evidence, and reason. All the Light Side has are fear-mongering and lies.
Sam: Oh my God, they're gonna win.
Theo: I never ask to suffer but I always do.
Anna: These are my new friends, they're a bunch of crazy people. They're a menace to themselves, me, and innocent bystanders, and I love them.
Evelyn: Fuck you, Drew, burn in hell.
Drew: Evelyn, what the hell-
Evelyn: I hate you.
Drew: I'll give you back your liquor, Jesus Christ-
Theo: Do you ever think before you speak?
Sam: Yeah, I think 'haha, that's funny', and then I say it.
Ladios: Alright, hear me out, you let me try your sword once…
Tournour: No.
Ladios: Or I get to tell Berthold you cried when Felman called you son.
Tournour: That didn’t happen.
Ladios: Ok, but can I swoosh the sword.
~~
Jedrek: Tell me Berthold, are you secretly a crackhead?
~~
Berthold: Punch me in the face.
Thea: Punch you?
Berthold: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Thea: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.
~~
Flillana: It says here on your profile that you’re good at small talk?
Ladios: Yes.
Flillana: Holy shit.
~~
Dawnica: We’re playing scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Arwood: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Dawnica: Not when you’re playing with Jedrek, it’s not. He puts words like ‘ephemeral,’ and I put ‘dog.’
~~
Ladios: You’re a monster! You’ll never know real fear!
Vladimir: First of all, have you ever heard your wife yell both your first and last name.
Ladios:
Ladios: Good point.
~~
Arwood: I hate the phrase “an eye for an eye.” If you take my eye, I will take both of your eyes and your dominant arm.
~~
Tournour: When I say I’m “feral” it doesn’t always mean I’m angry. Maybe, I’m impulsive and if you give me food, you’ll earn my trust and I’ll follow you around.
Percy: Alright, hear me out, you let me try your sword once.
Oscar: No.
Percy: Or I get to tell Nathaniel that you cried when Erik called you son.
Oscar: That didn’t happen.
Percy: Okay, but can I swoosh the sword?
Samuel: Punch me in the face.
Nich: What?
Samuel: Punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Nich: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.
The Directpr: It says here on your profile that you’re good at small talk?
Addie: Yes.
Titania: I hate the phrase “an eye for an eye.” If you take my eye, I will take both of your eyes and your dominant arm.
Kay: When I say I’m “feral” it doesn’t always mean I’m angry. Maybe, I’m impulsive and if you give me food, you’ll earn my trust and I’ll follow you around.
Quill: Alright, hear me out, you let me try your sword once.
Azazel: No.
Quill: Or I get to tell Jack that you cried when Sandy said you were like a sibling to him.
Azazel: That didn’t happen.
Quill: Okay, but can I swoosh the sword?
Dally: Punch me in the face.
Anthony: What?
Dally: Punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Anthony: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.
Anthony: It says here on your profile that you’re good at small talk?
Quill: Yes.
Darrell: Guys I think Aaron is missing, I can't find him
Claire: Good
Briar to Sophie: Hey fuckface you dreams tastes like failure and deep regret
Terry: Who is the Dora the explora looking child and why is she teaming up with the plant freak
Aaron: I don't worship Elijah
Darrell: He bought you McDonald and you acted like he took you to a five star restaurant
(After the Tulip incident)
Claire: AYO DARRELL, COME YOUR MANZ
Aaron: You can't escape me, doll girl
Darrell: Knock it off, will you
Aaron: I don't wanna
Emma: Elijah, can you not go sacrificing everyone we know
Elijah: Hmmm… I'll think about
Emma: K thanks
Elijah: I thought it about. how about no
Jax: Hey rich boy how's the daddy issues going
Lucas: What the fuck Jax
Claire: I don't play that bullshit, I play that gun shit for real
Sanji: Punch me in the face.
Zoro: What?
Sanji: Punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Zoro: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.
Zoro: I hate the phrase “an eye for an eye.” If you take my eye, I will take both of your eyes and your dominant arm.
so, funny story
Luffy: When I say I’m “feral” it doesn’t always mean I’m angry. Maybe, I’m impulsive and if you give me food, you’ll earn my trust and I’ll follow you around.
Pietyr: Punch me in the face.
Tabitha: What?
Pietyr: Punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Tabitha: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.
Geneva: I hate the phrase “an eye for an eye.” If you take my eye, I will take both of your eyes and your dominant arm.
Perona: Cut out the toxic people in your life!
Mihawk: Cut the toxic people in your life.
Peregrine: Cut toxic people.
Zoro: Cut people.
Perona: Why are you all like this?
Sanji: Accept your flaws, you’ll feel better. It worked for me.
Zoro: You’ve accepted your flaws?
Sanji: No, I accepted yours.
Franky: I think it's nice that Zoro feels comfortable enough to sleep with you guys around.
Azami: He looks so peaceful.
Sanji, getting out a marker: And vulnerable.
Coby: You’re a monster! You’ll never know real fear!
Zoro: First of all, have you ever heard your boyfriend yell both your first and last name?
Coby:
Coby: Good point.
Law: These are my new friends, they're a bunch of crazy people. They're a menace to themselves, me, and innocent bystanders, and I love them.
Quill: Cut out the toxic people in your life!
Dally: Cut the toxic people in your life.
Cyrus: Cut toxic people.
Jack: Cut people.
Anthony: Why are you all like this?
Jack: Accept your flaws, you’ll feel better. It worked for me.
Cyrus: You’ve accepted your flaws?
Jack: No, I accepted yours.
Quill: I think it's nice that Anthony feels comfortable enough to sleep with you guys around.
Dally: He looks so peaceful.
Cyrus, getting out a marker: And vulnerable.
Azazel: You’re a monster! You’ll never know real fear!
Jack: First of all, have you ever heard your husband yell both your first and last name?
Azazel:
Azazel: Good point.
Quill: These are my new friends, they're a bunch of crazy people. They're a menace to themselves, me, and innocent bystanders. I love them.
Imogen: Cut out the toxic people in your life!
Kay: Cut the toxic people in your life.
Kels: Cut toxic people.
Tabitha: Cut people.
Eliot: Why are you all like this?
Sola: I think it's nice that Pietyr feels comfortable enough to sleep with you guys around.
Eliot: He looks so peaceful.
Kay, getting out a marker: And vulnerable.
Linsta: How do you want your coffee?
Vladimir: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Linsta: There it is.
Vladimir: This is empty. Where’s my coffee?
Linsta: You said you wanted it like your soul, so here you go.
Linsta: It’s non-existent.
~~
Ladios: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too strong or too weak?
Thea: You’re weak.
Tournour: You’re strong.
Arwood: You’re stupid.
~~
Ananth: I’m sorry, sir, are you friends with this criminal?
Arwood: Not really, no.
Kale: Absolutely. Best friends.
Arwood: It’s a layered relationship.
Kale: Best friends.
~~
Thea: No offense, but a waiter could literally murder me, and I’d still tip 20%.
Berthold: I would actually tip more if they murdered me. That's great customer service.
~~
Arwood: I promised Thilah we wouldn’t do any things stupid!
Kale: Why would you lie to your fiancé like that?!
~~
Ladios: I’ll share my loaf with you.
Berthold: …can’t get drunk on bread, now can I?
~~
Ladios: I know we don’t always see eye to eye on thi-
Tournour: It’s because you’re small.
~~
Jedrek: It’s really muggy out today.
Berthold: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the veranda, I’m going to kill you!
Jedrek: sips coffee from a bowl
Amira: Sir, are you friends with this criminal?
Samuel: Not really, no.
Nich, trying desperately to get his bail paid: Absolutely. Best friends.
Samuel: It’s a layered relationship.
Nich: Best. Friends.
Eliot: No offense, but a waiter could literally murder me, and I’d still tip 20%.
Tabitha: I would actually tip more if they murdered me. That's great customer service.
Ozzie: I know we don’t always see eye to eye on thi-
Sybil: It’s because you’re short.