forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Imogen: Hey Katya! Fuck, marry, kill with Kay, Addie, and Ilsa.
Kels, without looking up: Fuck Addie, marry Ilsa, and kill Tabitha.
Tabitha: I wasn't even in the question.
Tabitha: Don't worry, though, I'd choose you too.

andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer), to Francesca: Why do you have a bat, no one has a ball.

Beck: This year I'm going as a disappointment for Halloween.
Marisol: I thought you said you weren't dressing up?
Beck: I don't need to.

Marian, a closeted pan, about Beatrice: I just think she's neat.
Alternately
Nathaniel, a closeted gay, about Oscar: I just think he's neat.

Tabitha: I know what you’re all thinking. Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.

Kay: This is fun!
Imogen: We're hiding a body.

Kay: You know, I'm surprised you don't already have bodies down here.
Tabitha: That's ridiculous.
Tabitha, under her breath: At this temperature?

Aspen: Soup is not for eating! Soup is for drinking, and for pouring on the ground as you demand real food.

Sanji: This year I'm going as a failure for Halloween.
Azami: I thought you said you weren't dressing up?
Sanji: I don't need to.

Coby: You know, I'm surprised you don't already have bodies down here.
Vermilion: That's ridiculous.
Vermilion, under her breath: At this temperature?

Emiko: Release the dragon
Random member: Lady Emiko We don't have a dragon
Emiko: STFU they don't know that

Asumi: Not if Kage have something to say it
Kage: Ugh… Something
Asumi: R-R-Rekt
Kage: Really Asumi
Minato: Is that all you got
Asumi: You didn't like my pun
Kage: It wasn't a pun and it sucked, you suck Asumi

Eri: Yo Mamu, check out Asumi's friend, I have seen such a stereotypical edgelord in ages, Always a knife in hand
Kaage: She's mocking me
Kage: Pulls out knife
Asumi: Didn't you give your knife to me?
Kage:It's adorable for you to assume that was my only one

Minato to Collin: You roll your shorts? Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ran: Miss, We are rich, not poor
Minato: aaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy
Ran: Miss, behave yourself

Hanaki: I want to pay my taxes with it
Asumi: Huh
Collin: I want to be in a visual novel with it
Asumi: Huh
Eri: I want to be in product placement with it
Asumi: Huh
Emiko: I want to make a cult with it
Asumi: HUH

Kay: Hey Addie, check out Imogen's friend. I haven't seen such a stereotypical edgelord in ages, she's always got a knife in hand.
Tabitha: They're mocking me.
Tabitha: Pulls out knife
Eliot: Didn't you give your knife to me?
Tabitha: It's adorable for you to assume that was my only one

Ai: One last thing, do you have records of vaping
Asumi: No sir, Never in my life
Ai: Sorry, I don't hire fucking losers

Kosuke: We're like Bonnie and Clyde
Kage: Those two died
Kosuke: Romeo and Juliet
Kage: They died too
Kosuke: Bum and Sangwoo
Kage: That wasn't even a romance pairing
Kosuke: That wasn't a romance?
Kage: No

Felix: One last thing, do you have a history of alcoholism
Jarrod: No sir, of course not
Felix: Sorry, I don't hire fucking losers

Felix: We're like Bonnie and Clyde
Jarrod: Those two died
Felix: Romeo and Juilet
Jarrod: They died too

Felix: Hey Missy, check out Jarrod's new kid. I haven't seen such a stereotypical edgelord in ages, he's always got a knife in hand.
Austin: They're mocking me.
Austin: [Pulls out knife]
Jarrod: I thought I already took your knife
Austin: It's adorable for you to assume that was my only one

Felix to Jarrod: You roll your shorts? Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Missy: Felix, We are mobsters, not school children
Felix: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Missy: Felix, you're the Boss, behave yourself

Felix: Release the dragon
Jarrod: Lady Emiko We don't have a dragon
Felix: STFU they don't know that

Austin: You know, I'm surprised you don't already have bodies down here.
Felix: That's ridiculous.
Felix, under his breath: At this temperature?

Austin: Soup is not for eating! Soup is for drinking, and for pouring on the ground as you demand real food.

Peter: We're like Bonnie and Clyde.
Kate: Those two died.
Peter: Romeo and Juilet?
Kate: They died too.

Tabitha: Release the dragon.
Imogen: We don't have a dragon
Tabitha: Quiet, Im, they don't know that.

Gabriel: Soup is not for eating! Soup is for drinking, and for pouring on the ground as you demand real food.

Varian: You know, I'm surprised you guys don't already have bodies down here.
Pytho: That's ridiculous.
Pyralis, under her breath: At this temperature?

Varian: HEY, HEY-
Alune: Shh! Phel is sleeping.
Varian, whispering: Oh, sorry.
Alune: What's up?
Varian, still whispering: There's a fire-

Kallai: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Sana.
Frost: Not everybody likes Sana.
Kallai: Who doesn’t?
Frost: What?
Kallai: Names, now. Give me their names.

Zatian: So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache to shop? Don’t I deserve love and…jewellery?
Varian: (nods)

Alune: I may be short but that doesn’t mean you’re not about to experience the wrath of a god.

Sana: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
Kallai: You’re gonna get chocolate.
Frost: No, Kallai, that’s not-
Kallai: You’re gonna get CHOCOLATE-

Varian: The gods made me a bisexual gift to all of you, so maybe you should start acting a little more thankful.

Alune: You make me so angry so quickly it’s remarkable.
Varian: I literally said 6 words.
Alune: Yet here I am, boiling with rage.

Sana: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Varian: Loved.
Sana: Don't do this.
Alune: Understood.
Sana: Guys-
Leaoni: Appreciated.

Frost: So, here's the tea-
Kallai: For the last time, it's called a patrol report.
Frost: Do you want the tea or not?

Varian: Promise you wont be angry if I tell you?
Leaoni: No, I like being angry.
Varian: Promise you wont hurt me?
Leaoni: Again, not a commitment I feel I can make.

Kallai: How's life been treating you?
Alune: Well, nobody has attempted to kill me for at least three days.
Kallai: Quite the accomplishment.
Alune: Thank you. I'm proud of me too.

Frost: On Halloween we dress as skeletons, but every other day, skeletons dress as us.
Leaoni: Go to sleep. Please.

Sana: (throwing food at ducks) Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.

Shachi: HEY, HEY-
Law: Shh! Jax is sleeping.
Shachi, whispering: Oh, sorry.
Law: What's up?
Shachi, still whispering: There's a fire-

Law: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Jax.
Shachi: Not everybody likes Jax.
Law: Who doesn’t?
Shachi: What?
Law: Names, now. Give me their names.

Nami: So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache to shop? Don’t I deserve love and…jewelry?
Vivi: nods

Sabo: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
Luffy: You’re gonna get chocolate.
Sabo: No, Lu, that’s not-
Luffy: You’re gonna get CHOCOLATE-

Nami: The gods made me a bisexual gift to all of you, so maybe you should start acting a little more thankful.

Vermilion: You make me so angry so quickly it’s remarkable.
Coby: I literally said 6 words-
Vermilion: Yet here I am, boiling with rage.

Dadan: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Luffy: Loved.
Dadan: Don't do this.
Sabo: Understood.
Dadan: Guys-
Ace: Appreciated.

Vermilion: So, here's the tea-
Coby: For the last time, it's called a patrol report.
Vermilion: Do you want the tea or not?

Law: How's life been treating you?
Luffy: Well, nobody has attempted to kill me for at least three days.
Law: Quite the accomplishment.
Luffy: Thank you. I'm proud of me too.

Franky: On Halloween we dress as skeletons, but every other day, skeletons dress as us.
Robin: Go to sleep. Please.

Vivi, aged 5, throwing food at ducks: Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.
They didn't forget

Taven: If you saw King Valder getting beaten up by 38 people what would you do?
Keyla: Make it 39.
Milo: I would literally do crack to hit him harder.

Andor: On Halloween we dress as skeletons, but every other day, skeletons dress as us.
Ara: Go to sleep. Please.

Garzlan: How's life been treating you?
Milo: Well, nobody has attempted to kill me for at least three days.
Garzlan: Quite the accomplishment.
Milo: Thank you. I'm proud of me too.

Ara: You make me so angry so quickly it’s remarkable.
Andor: I literally said 6 words-
Ara: Yet here I am, boiling with rage.

Andor: The gods made me a bisexual gift to all of you, so maybe you should start acting a little more thankful.

Kit: HEY, HEY-
Adelia: Shh! Gerard is sleeping.
Kit, whispering: Oh, sorry.
Adelia: What's up?
Kit, still whispering: There's a fire-

Crispin: I may be short but that doesn’t mean you’re not about to experience the wrath of a god.

Jackie: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
Holly: You’re gonna get chocolate.
Jackie: No, Kallai, that’s not-
Holly: You’re gonna get CHOCOLATE-

Milo: Soup is not for eating! Soup is for drinking, and for pouring on the ground as you demand real food.

Gerard: I know what you’re all thinking. Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.

Jarrod: If you saw Joseph getting beaten up by 38 people what would you do?
Mel: Make it 39.
Austin: I would literally do crack to hit him harder.

Austin: On Halloween we dress as skeletons, but every other day, skeletons dress as us.
Mel: Go to sleep. Please.

Jarrod: How's life been treating you?
Felix: Well, nobody has attempted to kill me for at least three days.
Jarrod: Quite the accomplishment.
Felix: Thank you. I'm proud of me too.

Jarrod: You make me so angry so quickly it’s remarkable.
Felix: I literally said 6 words-
Jarrod: Yet here I am, boiling with rage.
(Alternatively)
Felix: You make me so angry so quickly it’s remarkable.
Jarrod: I literally said 6 words-
Felix: Yet here I am, boiling with rage.

Felix: The gods made me a bisexual gift to all of you, so maybe you should start acting a little more thankful.

Felix: HEY, HEY-
Jarrod: Shh! Austin is sleeping.
Felix, whispering: Oh, sorry.
Jarrod: What's up?
Felix, still whispering: The kitchens on fi-
Jarrod, throwing his book and shouting: FUCKING AGAIN FELIX?!

Felix: I may be short but that doesn’t mean you’re not about to experience the wrath of a god.

Mel: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
Austin: You’re gonna get chocolate.
Mel: No, Austin, that’s not-
Austin: You’re gonna get CHOCOLATE-

Felix: So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache to shop? Don’t I deserve love and…jewelry?

Jarrod: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Mel: Loved.
Jarrod: Not again, don't do this
Austin: Understood.
Jarrod: Guys-
Felix: Appreciated.

Felix: So, here's the tea-
Jarrod: For the last time, it's called a patrol report.
Felix: Do you want the tea or not?

Em, who is 8 years old, throwing food at ducks: Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.

Kay: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Addie.
Tabitha: Not everybody likes Addie.
Kay: Who doesn’t?
Tabitha: What?
Kay: Names, now. Give me their names.

Tabitha: So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache to shop? Don’t I deserve love and…jewelry?

Therese: I may be short but that doesn’t mean you’re not about to experience the wrath of god.

Kels: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.
Kay: You’re gonna get chocolate.
Kels: No, Kay, that’s not-
Kay: You’re gonna get CHOCOLATE-

Kels: You make me so angry so quickly it’s remarkable.
Tabitha: I literally said 6 words.
Kels: Yet here I am, boiling with rage.

Eliot: How's life been treating you?
Tabitha: Well, nobody has attempted to kill me for at least three days.
Eliot: Quite the accomplishment.
Tabitha: Thank you. I'm proud of me too.

Beck, throwing food at ducks: Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.
Beck, throwing food at geese: Take this and leave me the fuck alone!

JJ: I just had the best idea, stay here.
C.Ro:
[A few minutes later]
JJ: So my line of logic was "If I put a sponge in the blender, when I turn it on, the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so I don't have to clean it." That's not what happened though.

Louis: Can someone hire a hitman to kill me please?
Ash: How about I become a hugman who hugs you?

Knight: Can't spell disconnected from reality without disco. Let's dance!

Jaesung: But you know, raising a kid is an absolutely wonderful experience and really rewarding-
Kidnapper: Just pay the ransom and take this Seokju kid away.

Jaeseok: [putting up "Have you seen Dae?" posters]
Usagi: Oh no! Is Dae missing?
Jaeseok wiping away a single tear: No, I just think that everyone should see him, because he's amazing.

Damian, to Maestro: I love resting my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear your heart beat softly.
Noir, also to Maestro: I recorded your snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can't fucking sleep.

Carmen: Hey.
Lyz: Hey.
Carmen: Have you eaten?
Lyz: Have you eaten?
Carmen: Are you copying me?
Lyz: Are you copying me?
Carmen: I love you.
Lyz: Yeah, I ate an hour ago.

Coby: Hey Helmeppo, check out our newest member. I haven't seen such a stereotypical edgelord in ages, she's always got a knife in hand.
Vermilion: They're mocking me.
Vermilion: Pulls out knife
Coby: Didn't you give your knife to me?
Vermilion: It's adorable for you to assume that was my only one

Luffy: I just had the best idea, stay here.
Law:
A few minutes later
Luffy: So my line of logic was "If I put a sponge in the blender, when I turn it on, the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so I don't have to clean it." That's not what happened though.

Law: Can someone hire a hitman to kill me please?
Jax: How about I become a hugman who hugs you?

Franky: Can't spell disconnected from reality without disco. Let's dance!

Dadan: But you know, raising a kid is an absolutely wonderful experience and really rewarding-
Kidnapper: Just pay the ransom and take this Luffy kid away.

Sanji: putting up "Have you seen Nami?" posters
Usopp: Oh no! Is Nami missing?
Sanji wiping away a single tear: No, I just think that everyone should see her, because she's amazing.

Sanji, to Zoro: I love resting my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear your heart beat softly.
Also Sanji, to Zoro: I recorded your snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can't fucking sleep.

Kay: I just had the best idea, stay here.
Addie:
A few minutes later
Kay: So my line of logic was "If I put a sponge in the blender, when I turn it on, the sponge will spin around and scrub the blender for me so I don't have to clean it." That's not what happened though.

Jamie, putting up "Have you seen Eleanor?" posters:
Georgie: Oh no! Is Eleanor missing?
Jamie wiping away a single tear: No, I just think that everyone should see her, because she's amazing.

Delphinia: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Jesse: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Hex: Smad.

Jesse: What's your biggest fear?
Delphinia: Being forgotten.
Jesse: Man that's deep. I was gonna say the Kool-Aid man but that seems kinda stupid now.

Jesse: Being louder doesn't make you right!
Hex: It makes me not hear you being wrong.

Jesse: I smell smoke. Is something burning?
Delphinia: Just my desire for you.
Jesse: Del, the oven is on fire.

Gracelyn: Has anyone seen Jesse?
Jesse, lying facedown on the floor: Present.

Jesse: Where are you going?
Hex: Either to get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Gracelyn: Are you seriously just going to kill those people?
Sybella: Don't worry, I have a permit. Here it is.
Gracelyn: This is just a piece of paper that says "I do what I want."

Delphinia: Here you go. Nice hot cup of coffee.
Hex: It's cold.
Delphinia: Nice cup of coffee.
Hex: It tastes horrible.
Delphinia: Cup of coffee.
Hex: I'm not even sure if this is coffee.
Delphinia: Cup.

Gracelyn: Am I in trouble?
Jesse: Take a guess.
Gracelyn: No?
Jesse: Take another one.

Chopper: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Robin: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Luffy: Smad.

Coby: Here you go. Nice hot cup of coffee.
Garp: It's cold.
Coby: Nice cup of coffee.
Garp: It tastes horrible.
Coby: Cup of coffee.
Garp: I'm not even sure if this is coffee.
Coby: …Cup.

Kels: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Addie: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Kay: Smad.

Tabitha: Being louder doesn't make you right.
Kels: It makes me not hear you being wrong.

Addie: Is something burning?
Kay: Just my desire for you.
Addie: Kay, the oven is on fire-

Imogen: Has anyone seen Eliot?
Eliot, lying facedown on the floor: Present.

Juniper: If you saw Oleander getting beaten up by 38 people what would you do?
Titania: Make it 39. I would literally do blood magic to hit him harder.

Oberon: How's life been treating you?
Titania: Well, nobody has attempted to kill me for at least three days.
Oberon: Quite the accomplishment.
Titania: Thank you. I'm proud of me too.

Yuzu: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together
Rolan, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate

Yuzu: I need a four-letter word for disappointment
Archie: Drew
Yuzu: … It fits.

Archie: I'm not studying anymore stress is bad for the baby
Katana: What baby
Archie: Me

Archie: What's the hardest thing to say?
Rolan: I was wrong.
Katana: I need help.
Drew: I'm sorry.
Reef: Worcestershire Sauce

Yuzu: Truth or dare
Rolan: Dare
Yuzu: I dare you to kiss me

Reef: Y'all ever kill a bug and just and wonder if they mama sitting up waiting for them to come home but they dead.

Katana: Some guy just called me a (I don't know if I'm allowed to cuss)
Reef: That's awful
Katana: Are you kidding me? Rolan once told me I dress like an accountant going through her second divorce who's trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month, that's a real insult.
Katana: That guy needs to try harder.

Yuzu: Katana was never really my type.
Rolan, trying to be cool: So what is your type?
Yuzu: Boys

(I don't know if I did any of this correctly, I'm very stupid)

Zatian: I poisoned someone's drink, but I forgot whose.
Frost: You did WHAt?
Leaoni: The way this dinner has been going, I hope it's mine.
Alune: (starts to drink faster)

Alune: Sorry i'm late I got…held up by something important.
Varian, entering the room a little dishevelled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Sana: You have to apologise to Frost.
Leaoni: Fine.
Frost: (looking at Leaoni expectantly)
Leaoni: Unfuck you or whatever.

Zatain: Ugh, I hardly slept last night.
Sana: When you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you.
Zatian: Who the hell would be thinking about me at 3am?
Leaoni: (eyes widen ever so slightly)

Sana: Don't you realise you could die?
Varian: I'm not going to die, I'm 20.
Sana: And that means you can't die?
Varian: I just don't see it happening.

Leaoni: My doctor told me to limit my alcohol intake to one glass a night.
Leaoni: But last time i checked, bottles were made of glass
Leaoni: (Drinks whiskey straight out of the bottle)

Kallai: I'm furious with you right now. There is nothing you can say or do that will make me forgive you.
Sana: But Kal-
Kallai: Okay, fine, i forgive you.

Sana: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Alune: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Frost: Smad.

Frost: What's your biggest fear?
Varian: Being forgotten.
Frost: I was gonna say the Kool-Aid man but that seems kinda stupid now.

Leaoni: Has anyone seen Alune?
Alune, lying facedown on the floor: Present.

Frost: Where are you going?
Varian: Either to get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Leaoni: Are you seriously just going to kill those people?
Zatian: Don't worry, I have a permit. Here it is.
Leaoni: This is just a piece of paper that says "I do what I want."

Frost: Am I in trouble?
Kallai: Take a guess.
Frost: No?
Kallai: Take another one.