forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@HighPockets group

Drama club guy about the lights tech dude: You go from raging republican to total Gen Z emo kid in a minute and it gives me whiplash.

Drama club guy running through wings: How are you guys doing?
Me: Not the best but not the worst!
Him: fingers guns SAME, HOMIE!

God I love my drama club family uwu

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My drama friend: Butchering a line Don't let her inhabit thy eyebrow.
Me: Wiggles eyebrows You sure?

@CW-BornConfuzzledLeftILoveYa

My text convo

Friend who introduced me to Undertale: Yeah…I think I'm gonna quit Undertale…I've had nightmares, its creepy…
Me: WHY, EMILY (not this emi) WHY?!?!?!?
Chase: posts picture of creepy Undertale character
Not the Notebook.ai emily: CHASE I SWEAR
Me IRL: laughing my face off

@Yamatsu

My friend: Can you give me a lift home.
Me, after a long day and feeling more charitable that necessary: Just know that this is super illegal until AFTER January.
(I'm still technically on my JOL, shh!)

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Me- Humming a P!aTD song
A random student- Yelling out the rest of the lyrics

@HighPockets group

"I'm a hug dealer."

"GIVE HIM HIS GODDAMN DONUT!"

"You can't not not nut in no-nut November?"

"The alarms are now set up. If you leave through the wrong door the police will come."
"Holy shit, it's like a heist movie!"

"Ahhhhhhhhh!!" Slams hand on locker so hard it leaves a mark

walks past a locker, turns, and opens it
"WOAH! Are you a magician?"
"No, if I was a magician I wouldn't be at school right now."

@TheHufflepuffThatWatchesAnime

Friend: "Look guys I found the world's smallest mason jar! Ya know, if a snake want's to make some strawberry preservatives."

Me: "DOGGIE!!!!"
Owner of the dog: a little laughter
Friend: "Wth…"

Me: "Wtf is taking so long????"
Friend: quietly "I wanted a hat…"

Friend after I tried to take one of her pringles: "Don't touch my frigGEN PRINGLESSESS!!!"

Friend that has no filter: "Are you Irish?"

@Wry_Wyvern

"iMPLICIT"
-Everyone
(Context: the band isn't allowed to behave inappropriately while representing our school at competitions and such. Which means no cursing, so people started replacing curse words with "explicative." However, English is hard and one person accidentally said "implicit" instead once, so now that's all we say…)

@Wry_Wyvern

"Do you think I would be a good drum major?"
"On a scale of 'meh' to 'I think the fuck not,' you score a solid 'oh lord; has it come to this?'"

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"Do you think I would be a good drum major?"
"On a scale of 'meh' to 'I think the fuck not,' you score a solid 'oh lord; has it come to this?'"

THIS

@basil_

Me and my friend after seeing west side story at a high school.

Me: set's hand dramatically on the stage and flips hair, staring at an actor "Look kate, it's..Riff"

@oh my god my cat is purring really loud in my ear

7th grade
My Friend on the first day of school to the IMSA teachers: Can we sacrifice goats to santa?
My other friend: Oh yeah! We do need something to sacrifice this year!

6th grade:
After reading a story about a boy who saved his pet pigion from being thown into a fire as a sacrifice
Entire class: Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
English Teacher: sigh

7th grade
First day in our english class
Class: talking about books and stuff
6th grade English teacher walking by in the hall way: Wait a couple months before scarificing any birds this year please.
New english teacher: What?

First couple weeks of highschool this year
Bio teacher: And if you look on my desk, you can see a jar where I keep my last years class's tears.
Class president: Can I just drop out and Not do this? Please?

Play Practice
Me: falls while dancing to africa by toto and procides to have brused my entire knee for a week
Me: AnDreA I tHinK I ScrApEd My KneE

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"Let me die in peace and quiet and harm- HOLY SHIT IS THAT A BUG!"