forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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I once heard a kid say in the band room "Wonder how many chickens could fit in a tuba case"

We were listening to Moana in class and one kid said “I’m not far enough into Spanish to understand this” and we all looked at him like what the heck

Speaking of Kahoot we did some in 11th grade for AP government, and my teacher’s favorite president is Lyndon B Johnson so I made my name LBJ, then kept creeping up from last and winning. People were like, “who the heck is LBJ????” And someone else in my class called themselves Robbie Rotten. We had a lot of good ones.

History class during a unit on Texas gaining independence:
Teacher(Last name Gonzalez)- "So I decided to take a little jump through history to make this unit more fun."
Everyone because this was the cool teacher- "Are we playing a game?"
Person dressed up as someone from history(Last name Gonzalez) walks out of back closet and waves a sword as he introduces himself
Student- "Wait. You have the same last name!"
Other student- "Are you related!?"
Another other student- "How long was your relative in that closet?"
From that point on it was a running joke when ever that unit was brought up.

“Give me back my balls.”

-Kid at thing

"What are you listening to?"
"Panic at the Disco."
Random student: "WE ARE BEING FRIENDS. NO QUESTIONS."

"What are you listening to?"
"Panic at the Disco."
Random student: "WE ARE BEING FRIENDS. NO QUESTIONS."

YAAAASSSS P!ATD!!

"What are you listening to?"
"Panic at the Disco."
Random student: "WE ARE BEING FRIENDS. NO QUESTIONS."

YAAAASSSS P!ATD!!

(Please don't make this like the last quote) lol My school is obsessed with P!ATD and the the teachers will play it before class starts half the time. Basically you are instantly at least an acquaintance to half the people there if you say you like P!ATD.

"What are you listening to?"
"Panic at the Disco."
Random student: "WE ARE BEING FRIENDS. NO QUESTIONS."

YAAAASSSS P!ATD!!

(Please don't make this like the last quote) lol My school is obsessed with P!ATD and the the teachers will play it before class starts half the time. Basically you are instantly at least an acquaintance to half the people there if you say you like P!ATD.

I WOULD LOVE TO GO THERE

i already like your school ten times more than mine :D

lol

XD

"What are you listening to?"
"Panic at the Disco."
Random student: "WE ARE BEING FRIENDS. NO QUESTIONS."

YAAAASSSS P!ATD!!

(Please don't make this like the last quote) lol My school is obsessed with P!ATD and the the teachers will play it before class starts half the time. Basically you are instantly at least an acquaintance to half the people there if you say you like P!ATD.

I WOULD LOVE TO GO THERE

I need to go there!! OMG Yeah, in my school if you don't like or haven't heard of P!ATD you are immediately disowned. lol not really, but you will make some people really mad XD

If you haven't heard of P!ATD before going to my school the teacher will sometimes play one of their songs while waiting for everyone to write down an answer to the question given. Now I have P!ATD on my playlists. (Also I said we should avoid making the quote like the last one.)

yeah, probably for the best…. also almost nobody i know at my school listens to P!ATD

Yeah I know, just that I didn't want to say "I need to go there!!" without showing what I was talking about. That was my last quote to that post

lol

Lost a Kahoot by 4 points today…..

"IT SHOULDN'T BE THAT BIG"
-Someone in the halls.

A conversation between a classmate and I…
Classmate= C
Me= E

Playing Apples to Apples in class

C: Pick camels, camels suck.
E: I guess you could say…

They

spit.

talking about garter snakes

P1: Oh my god…he’s a trap!!
P2: gaaaayyy
P1: traps aren’t gay
-my biology class

Teacher: what’s north of America?
Kid: Canadia!
Teacher:….turns and hits head on the whiteboard

YM=Young me
F=Teacher

(At church in children's church)
F: What are y'all's fears?
Other kids: Spiders, the dark, death,etc.
YM: Broccoli!

Me: Hun, she's going to break up with him in like… a week.
My friend(Whos older bro is the guy we are talking about.): Yeah, the only reason their still in touch is technlogy
Friend 2: But like, what if he doesn't like me?
My friend: No, he likes you.

"My birthday isn't for another two years"

Person: In 2015 we were supposed to have self lacing shoes and flying cars, but all we have now is fidget spinners.

M=me
F=Friend
Friend looks at me totally seriously
F: you know, sometimes you just get the urge to be spiderman
M:…..wow….

"Everyone in my Art class is gay!"
No idea who said that, but if it's true, I wanna be in that art class so that I can hang out with other LGBTQIA+ folks instead of the homophobes I'm forced to attempt surviving around.

some things my classmates have said :

"did I have to bend over to pick up my backpack? yes, because I'm a slut" (a boy said this btw)
"I swear it was water I'm a child of god"
" c h e m i c a l s "
"is the plural of furnace 'furnaces' or 'furni'? because it's cacti not cactuses"
"is that a squid?" "it's a tree."
*really loudly in a quiet math class * "I'm hard"
"foodgasms"
"did you just sit on the bagel"