forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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Me.

"Bigger, Faster, wetter"

hey you want to lay on the pentagram?
Hell yeah! Let's rock and roll buckaroo

“You can bet your cheese on it”

"Fellas is it gay to throw yourself on your best friend's coffin while screaming at God for not killing you in his place and making you live in a world without him?"

"clean it, clean it like you're a serial killer who just committed a gruesome murder and doesn't want to get caught, I want this house SPOTLESS"

"Goodnight. I hope the monster under your bed doesn't come out and devour you."
"I could only get so lucky, night."

“Modern video games are giving kids unrealistic standards for how many swords they can carry at one time”

Darn right! That stuff isn’t half as easy as it looks!

flashback to the time our section leader carried the entire section's flutes and a piccolo yup….

"Timmy's still stuck in a jar of aliens."

“I WILL SLAP YOU WITH THE PANTS OF FRIENDSHIP”

YEETS pants at sister

But do you say “I will pants you!” and then yeet pants?

"Don't you dare try scaring me. I am reading and you WILL end up with a book in your face."
"I wasn't threatening him… I was warning him. Because I promise the book would hit him. natural reflexes and stuff."

"What else do I like?"
"TOM HOLLAND"

"Their ship name shall now be Crockpot!!!"

"That's an asston of blood."

"God and His Holy Hoo-Hahs."

"That's an asston of blood."

"God and His Holy Hoo-Hahs."

I need context for both of these. Now.

"Trampoline."

"I promise i'm not emo."

"This could be a good thing or a bad thing"

"That's an asston of blood."

"God and His Holy Hoo-Hahs."

I need context for both of these. Now.

Both are from my director for Henry V. The first was about the murder of the boys at the Battle of Agincourt to help paint the picture of what happened for the two actors discussing it.
The second was a paraphrase of a line that the Archbishop of Canterbury has so we could get to the next scene.

"It sounds like Kurt Cobain, but from an alternate universe."

"Yeah, I'm just lathering up with this baby oil…."

"Please do not clap with your hands under your cape, it looks like….something else…"

"Yeah, Titus Andronicus was a bit of a handful."

"Lemme snort this."

"I hated those sailor dresses."

"Oh yes the infant egg-laying birds were very impressed by your ability to arms"

"You don't ever have to decide. You will just know and learn it about yourself. It doesn't matter who you like, what type of person you like, of if you don't like anyone at all. You will know in your own time. Not on some set timeline and specific time."

"Nipple cannons."