forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"Don't you dare try scaring me. I am reading and you WILL end up with a book in your face."
"I wasn't threatening him… I was warning him. Because I promise the book would hit him. natural reflexes and stuff."

"What else do I like?"
"TOM HOLLAND"

"Their ship name shall now be Crockpot!!!"

"That's an asston of blood."

"God and His Holy Hoo-Hahs."

"That's an asston of blood."

"God and His Holy Hoo-Hahs."

I need context for both of these. Now.

"Trampoline."

"I promise i'm not emo."

"This could be a good thing or a bad thing"

"That's an asston of blood."

"God and His Holy Hoo-Hahs."

I need context for both of these. Now.

Both are from my director for Henry V. The first was about the murder of the boys at the Battle of Agincourt to help paint the picture of what happened for the two actors discussing it.
The second was a paraphrase of a line that the Archbishop of Canterbury has so we could get to the next scene.

"It sounds like Kurt Cobain, but from an alternate universe."

"Yeah, I'm just lathering up with this baby oil…."

"Please do not clap with your hands under your cape, it looks like….something else…"

"Yeah, Titus Andronicus was a bit of a handful."

"Lemme snort this."

"I hated those sailor dresses."

"Oh yes the infant egg-laying birds were very impressed by your ability to arms"

"You don't ever have to decide. You will just know and learn it about yourself. It doesn't matter who you like, what type of person you like, of if you don't like anyone at all. You will know in your own time. Not on some set timeline and specific time."

"Nipple cannons."

Yeah baby boi can be a real bitch but we love stinky rat bastard man sooooo… Yes, the cane sugar?

(This was in a chat with a friendo on Tumblr about a fanfic, just…. don't even ask. Don't ask about the sugar or rat man will devour your eyebrows.)

Was the stinky rat bastard man Remus? Because I've seen him called that before

“Rand Rand Rand.”

Lupin???

No, from Sanders Sides (the one Sanders Sides episodes I've watched lol)

Okay.

"Oh thank god! I've been trapped here for hours and I really need to pee!"

"Went out for a walk came back with a cat."

"SHUT UP YOU DON'T HAVE THE SPEAKING BALL!"

"I don't have the ball!"
"THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING?!"

“It’s behind you. Run.”