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Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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I will literally dropkick you across Walmart.
Do it…

"Jesus be gay."

"in your face, blimp!"

Ack ack falls on the floor

"I WANT TO MEET THE GRAND WEEPER

RaNdOm BaNaNa

“He legit sucked on my bald head”

"You're using me?"
"Yeah isn't that how this friendship works."

Gets matched into game, look at difficulty level
“Well, I’m not prepared. But you guys know what I am prepared for?”
“What?”
“To die”
“honestly same”

"Keanu Reeves really likes my nipple."

The half sister is both his best friend and his lover

The half sister is both his best friend and his lover

That sounds like a harem anime in a nutshell.

"If Satan doesn't come to me at 3 wearing a fluffy bunny costume. At this point I promise I will be thoroughly disappointed."

"gay sheep"

^^ “How can anyone not tell I’m gay? I look super gay!”

For me it’s more like, “Does everyone really think I’m gay? Cause I’m not… But yeah, I see it.”

"I'm not lazy, I'm efficient."

Instead of "coming out of the closet" he came "out out of the game" as gay

"Cool, so we're all girls here."

"I've been sixteen longer than you've been alive" I really wish I knew

*attempts to write an entire country song titled “There’s A Wasp On Your Butt” *

"They might shove something else up my rear end!"

"Heckity hap, what the crap"

“And this is my strikingly handsome nephew”

"I can't do anything because of this nugget!"
"Stop touching the nugget!"

“No one likes black. It’s ugly”
“No he’s not!”
“It’s such a gross color”
“Would you prefer it if he was white???”
“Maybe”
…