forum Out of Context
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@Yamatsu

"I will boil your teeth!"

A: "You shouldn't be getting sick, stop licking your fingers."
B: "But can we lick toes?"
Me: "Oh, so you suck toes, then?!"

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"Someone dumb-dicked into his sister and here I am."

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

"Cracking a cold guinea pig open with the boys"

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…Even with context it doesn't make much sense but that's the top comment from this video ^

@Demigod_Fenrir

Guy on radio- to anyone celebrating a birthday today we have an interesting fact for ya.
Other person - ooh what?
Guy on radio - you share a birthday with a celebrity.
Other person - who?!
Guy on radio - o.j Simpson
Other person -complete and utter silence…

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

"Look at all the eyeballs!"
"Don't…"
"No seriously, look at all the black spots on the ends of these things"
"I like to call it pepper"
"Oh yeah, well then look at the pepper! Look at the perfectly placed pepper on each one of these BABY EELS"

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My friend: So I ate five pieces of chicken and then I came-
My other friend: Kinky!
Me: You know that's not what they meant.
My other friend: Buuut you were thinking it too, weren't you?
Me: ….
Me: Maybe a little….
My friend: I hate you both.