The Land Lady?
Also it's not if I remember correctly, and you can get it on a lot of sites
Yep, you got it right, I love you now. Too late to stop it. The love is coming for you.
Have you seen the movie thing they did? Man, that story fracked seventh grade me up
I actually haven't seen any movie. I just love the story. Have you read the lottery or seen the lottery play? It scarred me a lot more.
I don't think so. They added it after I left
It's so good but incredibly messed up. I love it. We did the play at theater camp and you could hear the audience gasping quietly at the end.
"Just because it's fluffy doesn't mean it's not a Nazi!"
Similarly: "Why would I only have seven Nazis?"
"I can't believe you."
"What- I told him to stay away from me. That piss in his bed is his own fault."
"I know what this looks like- Yes, it's a massive album of pretty girl's selfies in dim lighting, but I'm straight I promise"
As God said in the Bible, The, eh, 11th Commandment; "anime bad. very very bad. uwu"
As God said in the Bible, The, eh, 11th Commandment; "anime bad. very very bad. uwu"
I believe the original texts said "owo"
As God said in the Bible, The, eh, 11th Commandment; "anime bad. very very bad. uwu"
I believe the original texts said "owo"
There might have been a mistranslation from the original Aramaic.
"Go faster!"
"Yeep yeep bitch"
"Stripping and lap dances. That's what happens at sleepovers apparently."
Two friends were over for a sleepover. One decided to not get changed in the bathroom but right in front of us. Then started dancing and came over to sit on me…
Hmm… I guess it all depends on how close you are.
Yeah. I told her to go away.
“You’d only need to throw 17 cats into a black hole to power Norway”
Darn it, I thought it was 16. Does anyone have a cat I can borrow?
"You know, after a few years grave robbing is just archeology."