@requiemisback language
"quick! take his cherry!"
"but he'll starve-"
"quick! take his cherry!"
"but he'll starve-"
"Water doesn't taste bad, it just tastes bad."
Laughing in the middle of conversation indicates insanity, did you lose your sanity
"Santa saw my t-zone and asked if I could guide his sleigh tonight."
Laughing in the middle of conversation indicates insanity, did you lose your sanity
This is not good news for me
“Schlap, schlap, schlap. That’s the sound of my tiddies slapping against the bars of my Minecraft jail.”
……I won't say anything perverted, so keep your hands off my ass.
You looked handsome from behind, but that face is a bit of a consolation prize, isn't it…?
Q. Should Romano run? A.Yes he should.
"What in the andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) Lloyd Webber is this? Why do they sound like they're about to pick their Jellicle Cat?"
"Please tell me he eats the fork.
…
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!"
on a scale of 1-10 how would you recieve a bear that commited arson?
"oh god, it's the 2021 version of the dancing plague!"
"I have a stocking and it's full of stroganoff!"
A giraffe, a hideous freak of nature
"Calling bo burnham a dumb fuck is definitely a choice-"
A giraffe, a hideous freak of nature
Giraffes aren’t real you gooberwally
"You don't want to lay on a poop blanket, do you?"
"Rich quality mayonnaise? Well…he is rich and white, so I guess it works."
It's only half of you, it could be worse
“Red heads, sharp teeth… they’re not monsters! They’re Irish!”
“I’m straight for Waluigi.”
“See, that’s ‘LMAAAAAAAO’. It stands for ‘Laughing my ass ass ass ass ass ass ass off.’”
All he does is SAVE 👋 SAVE 👋 SAVE
It ain't easy being obesey
Andy my knees are acting… My tendernizitis. The veterans… Man
I'M GOING TO CATCH ME A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! (demonic high-pitched laughing)
“I could cosplay Ranboo with you!”
“You could!”
“I’m already half black, half white.”
“… Oh.”
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