
@gay_corgi group
I have a book full of things specifically for this that my friends and classmates have said, so here are some of my favorites:
"It was just bone. No meat, no blood, no nothing. Just bone."
"I had 2 fish. They ate each other."
"You're literally eating styrofoam."
"Don't eat the snails."
"The other state in China is, I believe, Taylor Swift."
"[Name] is just having visions again."
"Please try not to murder all of your classmates with scissors."
"It's only a felony if I get caught."
"Anyone want this hard boiled egg? I only eat them for the shells."