forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"We are being ruled by an NPC"

"I'm sorry, I couldn't miss the opportunity to make gnomes angry barbarians carrying axes."

"is it considered a kink if I'm depressed and suicidal?"

This one happened a while ago.

Me (talking to my friend): So, I was showing him how to put it in, and he just gave me a funny look.
My friend: Omg, did he put it in?!
My mum: He better not have! You know the rules (looks at me intensly)
Me: We weren't taking about that I was telling [name1] about the time I taught my ex how to burry the stick in the hole and pound against it. The game [name2] and I used to play!

(Name1 is my friend, name2 is my brother)

No, it's nothing weord. My brother and I used to dig holes in the countryside and put sticks in them and then fill the hole so you just have this stick protruding from the ground. Then we would throw rock at the stick and see whose lasted the longest.

"Well I'm sorry you don't follow my plans! Its not my fault I'm a genius"

"WHO TOUCHED WEIRD AL"

"Is stealing Yo Mama jokes talking like a real man?"
"Found family this. Found family that. How about you find some cash?

"Our egg grew hair!!!"

"You were holding my hand. I was trying to listen to Snoop Dogg." - A guy in my bio class

"You were holding my hand. I was trying to listen to Snoop Dogg." - A guy in my bio class

yes

"You were holding my hand. I was trying to listen to Snoop Dogg." - A guy in my bio class

yes

Yes

"I put color in my eggs"

"Zepplin has no balls, no bitches, and no meds."

"YEAH, WEll I FUCKED UR DAD!"
"MY DADS DEAD IDIOT"
"BITCH I HAVE AN OUIJA BOARD"

"I manifest this plane crashing."

"WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE IN MY WALLS!?"

“I will build him from nothingness”

"I’ve been working for 10 years. 10 YEARS!! And I still haven’t been promoted.
It’s because you’re depressed.
No, I have 51% happiness, see? It keeps on making the smirk face!"

"I’ve been working for 10 years. 10 YEARS!! And I still haven’t been promoted.
It’s because you’re depressed.
No, I have 51% happiness, see? It keeps on making the smirk face!"

Yes

“Welcome to Barnes and NOOOOOOOO”
“WHERE DID IT GOOOOO”

"I’ve been working for 10 years. 10 YEARS!! And I still haven’t been promoted.
It’s because you’re depressed.
No, I have 51% happiness, see? It keeps on making the smirk face!"

Yes

Yes

"I’ve been working for 10 years. 10 YEARS!! And I still haven’t been promoted.
It’s because you’re depressed.
No, I have 51% happiness, see? It keeps on making the smirk face!"

Yes

Yes

yes

"I’ve been working for 10 years. 10 YEARS!! And I still haven’t been promoted.
It’s because you’re depressed.
No, I have 51% happiness, see? It keeps on making the smirk face!"

Yes

Yes

yes

Yes

"I’ve been working for 10 years. 10 YEARS!! And I still haven’t been promoted.
It’s because you’re depressed.
No, I have 51% happiness, see? It keeps on making the smirk face!"

Yes

Yes

yes

Do straws have one hole or two? Another question, If you use a clean towel after you shower and wash yourself, shouldn't the towel still be clean?

"Stop slut shaming my star"

"Stop slut shaming my star"

Exactly, stop it.

"Stop slut shaming my star"

Exactly, stop it.

I could say someing rlly mean rn

Me: Quoting Stolas to hype myself up
Lemons: What did you say?
Me: You don't want to know

Everyone is the same, we just look different from eachother. Inside were all jackasses